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Vibecrewangel
Dec 1st, 2003, 05:56 PM
http://edition.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/europe/11/26/offbeat.health.orgasm.reut/index.html

Women needed to test orgasm device
Thursday, November 27, 2003 Posted: 0032 GMT ( 8:32 AM HKT)




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LONDON, England (Reuters) -- Wanted: women to test new orgasm machine.

No, really. An American surgeon who has patented a device that triggers an orgasm has begun a clinical trial approved by the Food and Drug Administration in the United States and is looking for female volunteers.

"I thought people would be beating my door down to become part of the trial," pain specialist Dr Stuart Meloy told New Scientist magazine on Wednesday.

But so far only one woman has completed the first stage of the trial, with apparently breathtaking results, and a second has agreed to take part.

Meloy, of Piedmont Anesthesia and Pain Consultants in Winston-Salem, North Carolina, is hoping to find eight more volunteers willing to have electrodes inserted in their spine and be connected to a pacemaker-size machine implanted under the skin to heighten their sexual pleasure.

The married woman who tested the machine, dubbed an orgasmatron, had not had an orgasm for four years. But during the nine days she used it, she had several.

"She even told me she had the first multiple orgasm of her life using the device," said Meloy.

He stumbled on the unexpected side-effect while using a spinal cord stimulator a few years ago to treat a patient suffering with severe back pain. The woman had already had back surgery for degenerative disk disease and fusion surgery.

When Meloy placed the electrodes into a specific spot on her spine to find nerve bundles carrying pain signals to the brain, she moaned with delight.

"You're going to have to teach my husband how to do that," he quoted her as saying.

Sexual response
The tiny impulses of electricity applied to the electrodes seemed to have turned on the patient's orgasm button.

Although the device has been compared to the orgasmatron featured in the 1973 Woody Allen film "Sleeper," Meloy envisions patients using it temporarily to retrain their sexual response.

The women in the trial described it as "really excellent foreplay."

Although some medical experts are sceptical about the procedure and say a vibrator can produce the same results, Meloy believes it could help to improve sexual response in women who cannot have orgasms and might even help men as well.

A full implant of the device would cost about 13,000 pounds ($22,000).

"I don't see it any differently from procedures such as breast implants," Meloy told the magazine.

AChimp
Dec 1st, 2003, 06:15 PM
When Meloy placed the electrodes into a specific spot on her spine to find nerve bundles carrying pain signals to the brain, she moaned with delight.

Yes... I will teach him to CUT OPEN YOUR SPINE!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! :goth

Jeanette X
Dec 1st, 2003, 10:45 PM
Dammit, why did this have to be Europe? Why couldn't this be where I live? >:

Anonymous
Dec 2nd, 2003, 12:33 AM
Dr. Meloy added, "I simply cannot believe that people aren't leaping at the opportunity to have me insert electrodes into their spines for sexual pleasure."

Jeanette X
Dec 2nd, 2003, 01:35 AM
Wait...he sticks the electrolodes into their spines?

I should've known there was a catch.

Anonymous
Dec 2nd, 2003, 01:48 AM
Of course there's a catch. If there wasn't a catch, how would the electrodes stay in the spine? *ba dum kssh*

I'll be here all week, folks.

Ooner
Dec 2nd, 2003, 03:29 AM
I'm glad I'm a boy and can have an orgasm whenever I damn well please. :wank

Jeanette X
Dec 2nd, 2003, 11:51 AM
Yeah...but female orgasms are more pleasureable. They did a study about it...

Anonymous
Dec 2nd, 2003, 12:08 PM
But did they insert electrodes into the spine?

Cosmo Electrolux
Dec 2nd, 2003, 02:17 PM
Yeah...but female orgasms are more pleasureable. They did a study about it...

and a lot less sticky...:|

soundtest
Dec 2nd, 2003, 02:36 PM
http://www.20hz.ca/boards/images/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

Studio8
Dec 4th, 2003, 11:52 AM
I would like to have one of these orgasms.

Cosmo Electrolux
Dec 4th, 2003, 03:07 PM
I'll bet you would....

Studio8
Dec 4th, 2003, 04:24 PM
Double or nothing and you got it.

The One and Only...
Dec 5th, 2003, 08:19 AM
Yeah...but female orgasms are more pleasureable. They did a study about it...

How could they accurately study that? Did they find some hermaphrodites or something?

Seriously, did they measure some kind of brain wave, maybe endorphin levels...?

In any case, I doubt that female orgasms are more pleasureable. What with men's sexual impulses being harder to control and all.

Supafly345
Dec 5th, 2003, 09:22 AM
It is true. Women's are more intense. Men's sexual yearnings would have nothing to do with it, it just comes with the aggression of them. And they did record brain patterns to discover this, or something to that effect. I didn't read too far into it because I don't care.

Anonymous
Dec 5th, 2003, 11:33 AM
I always figured that men's were more intense, but that women could have several in a row.

wreckreation
Dec 5th, 2003, 01:20 PM
at least men know how to drive automobiles.

The One and Only...
Dec 5th, 2003, 01:33 PM
I can't find the study. Needless to say that I'm skeptical, because I'm pretty sure I read elsewhere that the opposite is true...

The best way to find out is to ask a hermaphrodite, I say.

Royal Tenenbaum
Dec 5th, 2003, 02:31 PM
Women have more intense orgasms. I mean, a guy can have an orgasm easily, where as a woman actually has to work to have one.

kellychaos
Dec 5th, 2003, 03:29 PM
Yeah...but female orgasms are more pleasureable. They did a study about it...

Yeah, but what we lack in quality we more than make up for in quantity ... so it all evens out.

wreckreation
Dec 5th, 2003, 09:43 PM
Women have more intense orgasms. I mean, a guy can have an orgasm easily, where as a woman actually has to work to have one.



:lol i guess we know how your sex life goes. :rolleyes

all the women i know orgasm really fast. I think for the most part they orgasm pretty fast on their own. Its just slow when guys try to make them do it.

Royal Tenenbaum
Dec 6th, 2003, 12:19 AM
Well, not all women orgasm easily. It's just the way it works.

Supafly345
Dec 6th, 2003, 12:25 AM
I always figured that men's were more intense, but that women could have several in a row.Men my age can have several in a row. I suppose all others can use the miracle of science to achieve the same thing.

Anonymous
Dec 6th, 2003, 12:27 AM
I meant several good ones. None of that keigel nonsense.

Supafly345
Dec 6th, 2003, 12:28 AM
You haven't seen the last of me.

kellychaos
Dec 6th, 2003, 03:48 PM
You're not planning to ... erm ... expose yourself to us are you? :(

Studio8
Dec 7th, 2003, 03:53 PM
Men can orgasm into a sock and women can't.

The One and Only...
Dec 7th, 2003, 05:11 PM
I don't know about you guys, but it takes me somewhere between 15-60 minutes to have an orgasm. Usually, it falls in the 30 min. range.

The worst part about it all is that I have to watch my face because of how far I shoot.

ziggytrix
Dec 7th, 2003, 05:54 PM
LOL - TOAO is the auto-bukkake King of I-Mockery...

Studio8
Dec 7th, 2003, 06:14 PM
One and Only,
Are you a boy or a girl?

Supafly345
Dec 7th, 2003, 06:22 PM
Well, all the girls I know can outshoot me I tell you what.

sadie
Dec 9th, 2003, 02:18 AM
winston is only like an hour away from me. :P

The One and Only...
Dec 10th, 2003, 03:53 PM
One and Only,
Are you a boy or a girl?

Boy.

kellychaos
Dec 10th, 2003, 03:55 PM
The worst part about it all is that I have to watch my face because of how far I shoot.

That's why you need a sperm receptacle.

JenMacca
Dec 10th, 2003, 04:41 PM
Jeeez, up to an hour?! I always thought that men came faster than us women.....it only takes me up to about 10 minutes at most to get myself off.....but then again, if a guy tries to....takes a lot longer....and since I've been with both guys and girls before, I think I can pretty safely say because women know what they want, they can give it better.....which is why I think there's more lesbians coming out of the closet these days.....cos you guys don't know what the hell you're doing! ;)

Anonymous
Dec 10th, 2003, 04:42 PM
I'm going to murder you

JenMacca
Dec 10th, 2003, 04:45 PM
Aww, why?

kellychaos
Dec 10th, 2003, 04:48 PM
I want to stiletto-fuck your eardrums and sew them closed with piano wire.

Anonymous
Dec 10th, 2003, 04:48 PM
I apologize.

Anonymous
Dec 10th, 2003, 04:49 PM
You should apologize too, Kelly.

kellychaos
Dec 10th, 2003, 04:51 PM
I, too, apologize.



I would have sterilized everything.

JenMacca
Dec 10th, 2003, 05:02 PM
I want to stiletto-fuck your eardrums and sew them closed with piano wire.

Jealous, are we? :lol

Anyway, apologies accepted, even if ya didn't mean it.

Anonymous
Dec 10th, 2003, 05:04 PM
I would like to apologize again.

kellychaos
Dec 10th, 2003, 05:19 PM
I, too, would like to apologize ... again. In actually, I would like to thrust mightily into your eviscerated eye sockets with a glass-encrusted dildo.

Studio8
Dec 11th, 2003, 06:11 PM
Every girl I've been with has red cum.

ItalianStereotype
Dec 11th, 2003, 08:41 PM
ah look, it's the pinnacle of comedy himself!

Perndog
Dec 11th, 2003, 08:47 PM
Jeeez, up to an hour?! I always thought that men came faster than us women.....it only takes me up to about 10 minutes at most to get myself off.....but then again, if a guy tries to....takes a lot longer....and since I've been with both guys and girls before, I think I can pretty safely say because women know what they want, they can give it better.....which is why I think there's more lesbians coming out of the closet these days.....cos you guys don't know what the hell you're doing! ;)

Couldn't possibly have anything with women being too damn prudish to tell us how to do it, now could it? Hmm...

Sethomas
Dec 11th, 2003, 09:53 PM
winston is only like an hour away from me. :P

I got really excited because at first I thought she was talking about me. :(

JenMacca
Dec 11th, 2003, 11:59 PM
Couldn't possibly have anything with women being too damn prudish to tell us how to do it, now could it? Hmm...

I'm not a prude in the slightest. I'd tell you exactly how to do it. But as every woman's different and likes different things, just because something works for me doesn't mean it'd work for everyone.

Anonymous
Dec 12th, 2003, 12:35 AM
So, how does gramps on the left there tickle your funnybone? We want to know.

kellychaos
Dec 12th, 2003, 04:00 PM
I'm not a prude in the slightest. I'd tell you exactly how to do it. But as every woman's different and likes different things, just because something works for me doesn't mean it'd work for everyone.

Translation: I can usually jack off without a problem but that rarely excites too many other people.

Perndog
Dec 12th, 2003, 04:32 PM
No, YOU'RE too many other people.

Akennedy90
Dec 14th, 2003, 09:48 PM
I have been able to have have 16 orgasims in one night. I suppose 15 year olds produce alot of sperm cause it didnt quit comming till the 7th one.
How many have one of you had?(in one night)
Sincerly Godboy