Repost/Redone - I-Mockery NYC Trip '01

[Anonymous]

After seeing SMN come up with the brand new idea of a convention, I remembered that most people didn't know it's already happened. So, I've been revamping it and am gonna try to repost it here.

TUESDAY

http://www.popnko.com/imock/nyc/tuesday/kittysad.jpg

OH NO KITTY IS SADS TO SEE ME GO :( :( OR ARE THEY TEARS OF JOY?! :eek

My mommy drove myself, Proto, and Jaeger to the train station, where we ate overpriced food and eventually caught the right train (sans-mommy :(), meeting up with Burdock and her husband Josh in one of the cars we were walking through.

http://www.popnko.com/imock/nyc/tuesday/burdock,%20husband,%20jaeger,%20proto.jpg

Hate at first sight.

http://www.popnko.com/imock/nyc/tuesday/burdock.jpg

Burdock has something up her sleeve. :eek

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Protoclown sucks at taking pictures. :/

http://www.popnko.com/imock/nyc/tuesday/me.jpg

BUT I'M STILL GREAT AT IT ;)

http://www.popnko.com/imock/nyc/tuesday/proto%20n%20jaeger.jpg

RAWK.

The train ride was oddly short for a trip from Maryland to NYC. But whutevah.

Getting out of the train, we met with Cherry and her two english suitors at the top of an escalator.

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Jaeger looks on in a jealous rage.

To the hotel!

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This was taken from outside the bathroom door at the mirror. It's good to know that $100 a night can really buy you luxury even in a city such as this.

And there was splooge all over the carpet too. :x

http://www.popnko.com/imock/nyc/tuesday/jaeger%20sleep.jpg

And now you know why.

http://www.popnko.com/imock/nyc/tuesday/burbanks%20bed.jpg

We have Burbank's bed all reserved.

So, we go and check out Cherry's room, which I think was at the same price as ours.

http://www.popnko.com/imock/nyc/tuesday/cherrys%20room.jpg

Wtf. :( Note that this is not a mirror shot. Note that for some reason this room came with a plastic sailboat.

Note that we really did have these labels over our heads the whole trip like we were playing a very queer game of EverQuest.

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Miss Modular.

http://www.popnko.com/imock/nyc/tuesday/space%20alien%20proto.jpg

WITH LOOKS LIKE THIS, HOW CAN PROTO NOT GET THE WOMENS. :(
NOW WE GO ON FOOD QUEST.

http://www.popnko.com/imock/nyc/tuesday/habib.jpg

...and see Habib's fabric store. KUPLAH!

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Eatin' good in the neighborhood :(

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Arr.

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Drunkards and their 6-dollar Coronas :eek

Tickets for Star Wars Episode II were then bought and a great photo opportunity to show the size difference between Cherry and Josh presented itself.

http://www.popnko.com/imock/nyc/tuesday/size%20difference%20with%20proto.jpg

...only to be ruined seconds before the flash by Proto :(

Then, it was sleep time.

ON TO WEDNESDAY!

Uh, actually, Wednesday has tons of pictures. So I'll do it tomorrow. 'Cause it's 5 am and I'm tired and probably keeping Spinster up. :(

[Anonymous]

Wednesday's pictures.

WEDNESDAY

First we went to Toys R Us.

http://www.popnko.com/imock/nyc/wednesday/blue%20suit%20man.jpg

This guy was standing in front of a sign inside the store and moving like an animatronic...man, only to spring to life when we got close to him. Burdock shrieked. :(

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The store was so big it had a ferris wheel in it.

SO OF COURSE WE HAD TO RIDE IT.

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WEE

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WEE

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WEE

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ARAHGSFIHSDFasuifhdfo

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HOMOES :eek

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SNIPER! :eek

TOY TIME ;)

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The amount of Spiderman toys here was totally gay. Included in the collection were "Karate Spider-Man", "Soccer Spider-Man", and "Fireman Spider-Man." PROTO OF COURSE PURCHASED ALL OF THESE.

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Kapn's DJ set of choice, fresh in box.

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:domo

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Modular could not escape the store unmolested. :(

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http://www.popnko.com/imock/nyc/wednesday/barbie%20josh%20closeup.jpg

Of course, Jaeger spent all his time in the Barbie house. :(

Somewhere along the line we picked up Sspad.

http://www.popnko.com/imock/nyc/wednesday/buffalotom2.jpg

-and Buffalotom.

Restaurant time :eek

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Burdock thinks deviant thoughts about Sspad being 'on the horn'.

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:pose

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Proto's new lifemate, coy as always.

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LUCKILY WE HAD ENOUGH MONEY LEFT OVER FOR DRUGS ;) ;) ;)

Back to the hotel! BUT CHERRY STAYS MYSTERIOUSLY BEHIND :eek

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http://www.popnko.com/imock/nyc/wednesday/group.jpg

WAIT, WHAT IS THAT NOISE?!

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WHY, IT IS NONE OTHER THAN THE AMAZING CHERRY-(WO)MAN! :eek

We wait until nightfall, only to meet with a BIG GROUP OF HOMOS.

http://www.popnko.com/imock/nyc/wednesday/elven%20rog.jpg

...ONE OF WHOM WAS OF ELVEN DESCENT. :(

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It is time to eat good in the neighborhood again. Only we ate poorly this night. :( And had a bitch-whore waitress.

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Mew loves me.

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:|

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Mew cannot escape my ninja-like photography skills.

http://www.popnko.com/imock/nyc/wednesday/rog%20and%20doop%20weird.jpg

Doopa used her mind-erasing power to ruin this photo of her and Roger :(

http://www.popnko.com/imock/nyc/wednesday/rog%20feet%20forwards.jpg http://www.popnko.com/imock/nyc/wednesday/rog%20feet%20backwards.jpg

Rog's hips are double-jointed. :faint

So after suck food, we go to ARCADE! :eek

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AND I GET TO PLAY THE BEST GAME EVER. ;)

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HEEE HEE HOO HAW HEHSEIHSDOFHsdfsogdffgfjmj,.m,m,.m,.m,.,

After a hard night of DDR, we again retired to our rooms.

http://www.popnko.com/imock/nyc/wednesday/jaeger%20undressed.jpg

...and Jaeger discovers with more than a bit of visible delight that his home-spun breast enlargement procedure was highly successful.

THE END (of Wednesday)

[Mr. Vagiclean]

That looks too damn fun :(

I know Rog is planning a meeting at Maryland sometimes in the future, do you guys have another plan to take a trip in NYC again?

[DamnthatDavid]

Aye, looks fun, but then again so does sky diving.

And sky diving is dangerous. Might hit a bird.

[Anonymous]

The days from here on out still use my pictures, but are captioned by Carnivore because I had flipped out about some stupid crap. Yeah.

THURSDAY

I'm not sure I share Chojin's talent for hilarious picture captions, but I'll give it my damndest! Here are the Thursday pics!

http://www.popnko.com/imock/nyc/Thursday/Asian%20Blush.jpg
CLAspinster, two-fisted drinker, just moments before his head exploded. It was sad :(

http://www.popnko.com/imock/nyc/Thursday/Back%20at%20the%20Ranch.jpg
Chojin, back at the hotel room, being his serious homo self doing serious homo work on his serious homo laptop listening to his serious homo music on his serious homo headphones.

http://www.popnko.com/imock/nyc/Thursday/Bouncer%20with%20Ninja.jpg
The bouncer at the KGB bar eyes a ninja moments before eating it and 200 of its friends.

http://www.popnko.com/imock/nyc/Thursday/Carni%20Disembodied%20Head%20and%20Edorian.jpg
Although he said I was an asshole upon returning home, edorian had no problem with me resting my head on his shoulder all night. That's not really what's happening, mind you, but Chojin's gay-ass picture sure makes it look that way >:

http://www.popnko.com/imock/nyc/Thursday/Cherry.jpg
Our British superhero fading into the darkness after beating the crap out of a gang of local NYC thugs. I'm serious! She did! Then she got totally trashed that night.

http://www.popnko.com/imock/nyc/Thursday/Communism.jpg
One might think this picture was taken at the KGB, but no! This is Mockery at a communist rally! He may say he hopes to make money off this site, but it's a lie! He's a filthy red!

http://www.popnko.com/imock/nyc/Thursday/Distributing%20the%20Ninjas.jpg
Ninjas were handed out shortly before condoms and lubricant. Chojin's labeling of this picture lays out his intentions for Josh that night.

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"I simply loved that dress you wore for your skit! You simply must tell me where I can get one in my size!"

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"Hey. Are you fuckin' looking at us? You best be stepping off right now before we fuck you up good!"

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Notorious Mafioso Max Burbank with one of his gay admirers in the background. Second picture is there for comparison.

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Max is smiling extra hard. Hmmm... I wonder where edorian's hand could be....

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"For the last time, I will not go back to your hotel room with you!"

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"And that, children, is where babies come from." Burdock looks so glazed in this one....

http://www.popnko.com/imock/nyc/Thursday/Modular.jpg
"I do not want a picture of that, you perv! Well... on second thought...."

http://www.popnko.com/imock/nyc/Thursday/spad.jpg
Sspad recreated that famous hair gel scene from There's Something About Mary with the help of some of the male Mockers present.

I have the Friday pictures too. They'll be coming soon if Chojin doesn't post them first.

[Emu]

Max looks just like I thought he would. :(

[Anonymous]

Last day of pictures, captioned by Carnivore.

FRIDAY

Time for me to try to put some funny captions to Friday's pictures! Here goes.

http://www.popnko.com/imock/nyc/Friday/Bedtub.jpg
After a session of DDR, Chojin is both tired and sweaty. He alleviates both problems at the same time by sleeping in the bathtub under running water.

http://www.popnko.com/imock/nyc/Friday/Carni%20Laptop.jpg
Thank God I was able to close the bestial porn I was looking up before Chojin snapped this one.

http://www.popnko.com/imock/nyc/Friday/Carni%20Steak.jpg
Mockery is going to try to claim I'm a vegetarian because a salad came before my steak at the Greek restaurant we ate at on Saturday. This is me at WWE New York on Friday. Does that look like a plate of veggies to you, Mockery? Does it?

http://www.popnko.com/imock/nyc/Friday/Chan%20Kang.jpg
Here is the far-eastern secks himself, CLAspinster. You all know you want him.

http://www.popnko.com/imock/nyc/Friday/Choj.jpg
This picture looks like it has been manipulated, but it wasn't! This is Chojin's true form: The Overfiend! Or some crap like that :/

http://www.popnko.com/imock/nyc/Friday/lovefar.jpg
We were definitely feeling the love. Feeling it, licking it, and caressing it :love

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Even closer loving :love

http://www.popnko.com/imock/nyc/Friday/tinylorry.jpg
The elevator at the hotel. You can't imagine how difficult it is to have a gay orgy in a 2' X 4' area. Well... maybe some of you can.

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Chojin moments before hitting the stop button on the elevator for said gay orgy.

http://www.popnko.com/imock/nyc/Friday/wwfny.jpg
WWE New York. They have a policy here that My Sacrifice by Creed must be played at least four times an hour. Naturally, I was in heaven :rolleyes

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Chojin and Protoclown try to place notorious Mafioso Max Burbank under citizens' arrest. Protoclown reached into Max's pocket, but didn't find his wallet....

http://www.popnko.com/imock/nyc/Friday/MaxKillingUs.jpg

Having his package touched by Proto sent Max into a Hulk-like rage. The tables were quickly turned on Proto and Chojin. The photographer was so afraid of Max, he was shaking while taking the photo.

http://www.popnko.com/imock/nyc/Friday/Urinetown.jpg
The Big Apple has been replaced by a more appropriate nickname.

http://www.popnko.com/imock/nyc/Friday/Naked.jpg
You filthy pigs. I know what you're all thinking! I am too :orgasm Cherry :love

http://www.popnko.com/imock/nyc/Friday/LegoBand.jpg
The gay Lego band at F(G)A(Y)O Schwartz. Welcome to our world of suck.

http://www.popnko.com/imock/nyc/Friday/chojinpumpitup2.jpg
Chojin demonstrates how he's going to stomp a mudhole in the ass of a certain Return to Zork-loving simian.

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Max gets quite "pumped up" himself while watching Chojin.

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Everyone gathers around to witness Carnivore's incredible stick-handling.

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You're all majorly turned on right now, aren't you. What a bunch of perverted homos.

http://www.popnko.com/imock/nyc/Friday/Jixbies2.jpg
Although he's west coast, it had to be done. Jixbies is plural, you'll notice. An explanation is forthcoming.

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This was the first attempt at the previous picture taken by Naked Quebec Guy. He was pretty fucked up on beer and probably other shit at the time.

[liquidstatik]

Mew looks just like I dreamed he would :O

[Anonymous]

Yeah, and I'm not as fat as I was then, either. :<

[Rongi]

You look like this kid I knew in highschool in those pictures :(

He had the same black hair, he had glasses, and he was a flamming homo :(

I think his name was Aron.

[Schimid]

I was gonna ask if the camera adds 50-80 pounds.

[liquidstatik]

I like your pink hair better, Chojin.

[Anonymous]

http://www.popnko.com/imock/090203-PANTS.jpg

ALL IS WELL AGAIN :picklehat

[James]

The Chojin diet:

-Spend 3 hours a day playing DDR.
-Eat nothing but crayons, or crayon drawings of food.
-Spend 3 hours a day having sex with Jared from Subway, taking in his thin person cells through your anal tissue.
-Arm socks generate heat, burning away arm fat.

:(

[Buffalo Tom]

Ah, good times. There should be another convention, only this time, we go to a ski resort. :rock

[liquidstatik]

That'd make for some good pictures. :o

[SMN]

I'd go.. Bringing my Atari 2600, Collection of Pillows CDs (A J-Rock Band), and a toothbrush. I'd love to see you all in person. You seem like a bunch of rowdy, cool guys.

Oh, and Chojin, you looked... um... not right in those pics. you look better as a freak. I dress sort of the same way, only less pink.

[sspadowsky]

We definitely need to do a meet this year. That was a blast. And hopefully, I'll have more dough, so I can stay longer and have more of the funs.

I guess we should start talking about this now, yes?

[Schimid]

EDIT - Sspad posted before me thereby neutralizing my upcoming joke.

It probably wasn't that good anyway :(

[Mr. Vagiclean]

Come on Schimid it was fucking good, but the "guys-a" sounded a bit off beat, you can do it, i believe in you

[Ninjavenom]

So that's what Miss Mod looks like :O

[Studio8]

You paid a lot of money for that DX jersey.

[Perndog]

I'm getting ready for a trip already. I'm saving money so I don't have to sell organs and stocking up on black turtlenecks and pentagram jewelry so I can be a good little Satanist.

[Command Prompt]

If you plan to have another convention, you should have it in Winnipeg. and more importantly, you should have it at St. Vital park, because then I merely have to walk across the street.

[Protoclown]

Agreed, Spad, we definitely need to have a get together and now is a good time to start discussing it.

[Evil Robot]

Does winnipeg have profesional escorts, that kind that one can pay for sex with? Does it have a chilis and a star bucks on the same block?

[executioneer]

I've always wanted to go to the san diego comic con :(

-willie

[Protoclown]

I'd love to go to that as well. I just don't know if I could afford it right now. :/

[Anonymous]

I liked the Nags Head rental idea.

[CastroMotorOil]

there are a ton of people from the detroit/michigan area on the boards, but the problem is there is nothing to do in michigan. Ever. Besides drink.

[glowbelly]

i'll go this time, but i'm not promising.

[The One and Only...]

Wow.

All I can say is this.

Burbank, you look like a slightly fatter (and Jewish!) version of father.

Absolutlely frightening.

[Buffalo Tom]

Wow.

All I can say is this.

Burbank, you look like a slightly fatter (and Jewish!) version of father.

Absolutlely frightening.

Eh, okay, Cliff. That has to be one of the most obscure insults (was it an insult?) I've ever heard, what with the obtuse allusion to some father figure in your life. Perhaps you made a typo copying it from your community college textbook?

[The One and Only...]

It wasn't really an insult. It was just... scary.

I think I'm going to hide now.

[mew barios]

everyone was so nice to meh :o fond but hazy memories

[liquidstatik]

I'll be able to go to one in about two years, heh. :( Right now, my parents are against cross-country road trips.

[Perndog]

Kill your parents. ;)

[liquidstatik]

But I love my parents. :D

[Big McLargehuge]

it should be in San Diego, TOMORROW. Three day weekend FUN.

[sspadowsky]

Mew rocks. He was my GTAIII buddy. :)

And the Captain Morgan made Rog's cookies taste good.

God, that was fun. Everyone was really cool. Which was nice, since I didn't have to spend hundreds of dollars to hang out with a bunch of rotten pricks.

[mburbank]

Father who? Father Christmas? Father time? Your father? Is it that stressful to make sense?

[The One and Only...]

Oh. Now I get why it didn't make sense.

Yes, my father. Which is why it scares me.

Furthermore, Mew is A GUY??? WTF???

I always thought he was a girl, since he paraded around with that mouse avatar for so long.

And Buffalo Tom? I thought he was a honky-ass brit!!! Oh, well.

[mburbank]

All I know is Cherry is way prettier in real life than those photos, so I'm nowhere near that chun-kay.

[liquidstatik]

Furthermore, Mew is A GUY??? WTF???

Of course Mew's a guy. ;(

[sspadowsky]

It was very kind of Chojin to go to the trouble of re-posting all those great pics, but I should point out that it happened in '02, not '01.

[Mockery]

It was very kind of Chojin to go to the trouble of re-posting all those great pics, but I should point out that it happened in '02, not '01.

That's what I told him, but would he listen? No. >:

[Carnivore]

Yeah! When the fuck is the next huge meet! I'll travel to the ends of the Earth if I must!

Naturally, some invitations will have to get "lost in the mail" but that's a minor detail.

[Mockery]

Gonna start planning the next meet sometime in march, so hopefully we'll be able to have it in the spring. Shooting for renting a house in Nags Head, NC hopefully.

[Comrade Rocket]

It looks and sounds like a blast.

I wish i was closer to the east coast so i could go. of course im screwed.

[The One and Only...]

If there actually is going to be one in Maryland by the time I can drive, I would go for a day. If nothing else, I would piss everyone off.

[Emu]

why did you leave the Philosophy forum? >:

[AChimp]

This thread made me sad because I couldn't go and be molested. :(

[sspadowsky]

You'll have another opportunity this year, Chimpy. :yum

[Brandon]

I'LL ONLY GO IF OAO IS GOING.

[Anonymous]

OAO lives in Maryland? :<

Now I feel stupider.

[Mockery]

There's not gonna be one in Maryland. This year's "official" east coast mock meet will probably be in Nags Head, North Carolina (near Kill Devil Hills / Kitty Hawk) pending we can get the plans made and enough people to pitch in for a house for about a week or so.

[The One and Only...]

OAO lives in Maryland? :<

Now I feel stupider.

I live in Winchester, which is at the tip of Northern Virginia.

Maryland is just a hop away.

[Matt Harty]

OAO CAN HOP?

I thought it'd be more of a bounce or caper. :(

[soundtest]

looks like a lot of fun :)

if i can ever go/am invited to one i want to have someone a drinking contest :picklehat

[executioneer]

omg lol @ sountests new avatar :lol

-willie

[soundtest]

thx willie but i thought by now it'd bait somebody into flaming me for having a red x :(

[Jason]

That looks very fun.

[SMN]

Shit... I never knew that my already taken "idea" would spark up a big reminder! Y'know what? Its final! I'm heading out there when all the info is given!

[Agent Burdock]

Thanks for posting those pictures again.
The Burdocks will not be able to attend, but we will be there in spirit. Nothing is more enjoyable (or bizarre) than getting late night phone calls from you guys during your conventions.

[Mockery]

Burdock is alive! :o

[sspadowsky]

Burdock! How are ya, baby? :)

[sspadowsky]

I SAID, HOW ARE YOU?!?! >:

[Dole]

Burdock! fookin ell!

[Carnivore]

I haven't called Burdock in quite some time. I'll have to do that at work today and get an update on how she's doing.

[The Unseen]

I'm moving to New Jersey this summer. So I vote for nyc again -.-''

[Jeanette X]

So that's what Max looks like. Mystery solved.

[Lenor]

Total Est. Time: 11 hours, 38 minutes Total Est. Distance: 620.09 miles

uhh.. I dont think I'll be coming this year again, unless I suddenly inherit a private jet. :(

but it is almost a straight line.

[Jeanette X]

http://www.popnko.com/imock/nyc/Thursday/Modular.jpg
Miss Modular looks like me in this pic. :/