question for the ladies [Archive]

Geggy

Jan 17th, 2004, 01:12 PM

a serious post unfortunately.

i have this friend who is complaining that he could never keep a girlfriend and wants to settle down sometime soon. he believes that it has something to do with his monster cock which is at 10 and half inches when erected. i've seen it with my own eyes, i shat myself. he could stuff his penis into his belly button. anyway he's been hinted few times by girls that his penis was too big and it hurts. he was thinking of maybe getting a penis size reduction. he wants to know what size is the most reasonable size that will keep a girl pain free and the sex more enjoyable. i suggested 6 and half since girls never complained about mine (thank you thank you). ladies, what is the most ideal penis size that will keep you saitfied in the long run?

ok.

AChimp

Jan 17th, 2004, 01:14 PM

How about he just stops the hard fucking? Tell him to fuck her gently. >:

liquidstatik

Jan 17th, 2004, 01:32 PM

That's funny, Geggy. But seriously... what kind of girl doesn't like a big cock? :(

The Retro Kat

Jan 17th, 2004, 02:45 PM

OMG STATIK SWORE!

liquidstatik

Jan 17th, 2004, 02:51 PM

Cock isn't a swear word. :o

The Retro Kat

Jan 17th, 2004, 02:54 PM

IS TOO >:

liquidstatik

Jan 17th, 2004, 03:01 PM

DO YOU HAEV THE BOOK? :ROLLEYES

The Retro Kat

Jan 17th, 2004, 03:34 PM

LOO, YEAHP, IT TELLS ME THAST COCK IS A SWEAR FOR PENIS

HickMan

Jan 17th, 2004, 03:44 PM

NICE AVATAR, GEGGY!

The One and Only...

Jan 17th, 2004, 03:56 PM

Tell him to date girls with bigger cunts.

GADZOOKS

Jan 17th, 2004, 04:04 PM

I GUESS YOUR ALL LADIES!

liquidstatik

Jan 17th, 2004, 04:24 PM

HAHA GOOD ONE!

Brandon

Jan 17th, 2004, 04:35 PM

http://guffman.warnerbros.com/shots/ohara.jpg
"Why don't you just get one of them vagina enlargements?"

MisSFiT

Jan 17th, 2004, 06:26 PM

Tell him not to get a penis reduction.
I'm sure that his 10 inch penis has nothing to do with the reason why he can't keep a girlfriend. :/

HickMan

Jan 17th, 2004, 06:30 PM

PENIS SIZE HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH IT. IF YOUR DICK CAN'T FIT IN YOUR MATES VAGINA, WELL WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO DO?

Cap'n Crunch

Jan 17th, 2004, 06:34 PM

HEY GUYS, I'M THE FRIEND HE IS TALKING ABOUT. :lol

The Retro Kat

Jan 17th, 2004, 06:37 PM

MY COCK YOU ARE

Rongi

Jan 17th, 2004, 07:17 PM

Is your friend Little Donny?

Blue

Jan 17th, 2004, 08:05 PM

He could date porno bitches.

The One and Only...

Jan 17th, 2004, 08:16 PM

Solution #1. He could actually be in the porno business.

Solution #2. He could put an ad in the paper.

Solution #3. He could stop drinking so much coffee.

MisSFiT

Jan 17th, 2004, 08:27 PM

PENIS SIZE HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH IT. IF YOUR DICK CAN'T FIT IN YOUR MATES VAGINA, WELL WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO DO?

Well, that all depends. If the penis is 10 inches long, then what is the diameter?

Because a penis could be 10 inches long with a 3 inch diameter or circumfrence, whatever the hell you call it.
That wouldn't be a problem really.

liquidstatik

Jan 17th, 2004, 08:28 PM

HI MISSFIT! ;D

Esuohlim

Jan 17th, 2004, 08:41 PM

i have this friend...

HOW CLEVERLY DISGUISED

MisSFiT

Jan 17th, 2004, 08:43 PM

HI LIQUIDSTATIK ;DHI LIQUIDSTATIK ;DHI LIQUIDSTATIK ;D
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HickMan

Jan 17th, 2004, 08:53 PM

THAT was uncalled for.

I think you want is circumfrince. The area around a circular object :orgasm.

executioneer

Jan 17th, 2004, 09:10 PM

CIRCUMFERENCE, YUO NON SPELLS >:

-willie

liquidstatik

Jan 17th, 2004, 09:10 PM

LOOK! IT'S WILLIE!

executioneer

Jan 17th, 2004, 09:14 PM

willie has a small circumference >: but at least he can spell >:

-willie

liquidstatik

Jan 17th, 2004, 09:15 PM

:lol

HickMan

Jan 17th, 2004, 09:32 PM

willie has a small circumference >: but at least he can spell >:

-willie

The bigger the circumference, the smaller the IQ :(

Nerd

Jan 17th, 2004, 09:46 PM

HickMan

Jan 17th, 2004, 09:51 PM

:lol

That was the best post you ever did, Nerd.

MisSFiT

Jan 18th, 2004, 04:19 AM

Circumference matters. :/

liquidstatik

Jan 18th, 2004, 04:50 AM

I BET YOU LOV THE BIG COKS :ROLLEYESLESBIAN

MisSFiT

Jan 18th, 2004, 01:59 PM

NO WAY, I AM A LESBIAN :ROLLSEYESHOWDIDYOUKNOW

PILLOWFIGHT

Jan 18th, 2004, 02:48 PM

NO WAY, I AM A LESBIAN :ROLLSEYESHOWDIDYOUKNOW

I *KNEW* IT!!! >:

Matt Harty

Jan 18th, 2004, 03:09 PM

:ROLLSEYESHOWDIDYOUKNOW

HickMan

Jan 18th, 2004, 03:39 PM

I LOVE DYKES >:

Sam

Jan 18th, 2004, 04:29 PM

IF IT WASN'T FOR DYKES, THEN MY TOWN WOULD GET FLOODED WITH WATER! :lol

HickMan

Jan 18th, 2004, 05:14 PM

:lol

MisSFiT

Jan 18th, 2004, 06:47 PM

:rollseyesnotreallyalesbianfuckingdumbasses

Sicktodeathmx

Jan 18th, 2004, 06:50 PM

Missfit has a problem with gay women :(

liquidstatik

Jan 18th, 2004, 06:56 PM

:rollseyesnotreallyalesbianfuckingdumbasses

TELL THAT TO BABY JESUS! >:

MisSFiT

Jan 18th, 2004, 09:55 PM

Gay women are cool. I'm just not one of them. :(

:alreadytoldbabyjesusandheunderstands. >:

Sam

Jan 18th, 2004, 10:02 PM

BABY JESUS IS CRYING. >:

MisSFiT

Jan 18th, 2004, 10:05 PM

Gee, I sure do hope it's not my fault. :tear

ProfessorCool

Jan 18th, 2004, 10:18 PM

it is

:isntitcooltotypelikethislikeitisreallyanemoticon

The Retro Kat

Jan 18th, 2004, 10:22 PM

I wish I could grow a beard.

PILLOWFIGHT

Jan 18th, 2004, 10:55 PM

missfits you probablky dont know ANYTHING about jesus >:>:

MisSFiT

Jan 19th, 2004, 02:23 AM

PILLOWFIGHTTTS WHY DON'T YOU EXPLAIN THE MEANING OF JESUS TO ME. >:

Big McLargehuge

Jan 19th, 2004, 04:27 AM

I wish I could grow a beard.

I have a beard, i just left it in my other pants :(

PILLOWFIGHT

Jan 19th, 2004, 02:54 PM

PILLOWFIGHTTTS WHY DON'T YOU EXPLAIN THE MEANING OF JESUS TO ME. >:

he was the son of gosd and he helped shape a better tormorrow!!

Esuohlim

Jan 19th, 2004, 05:15 PM

But how can the Virgin Mary be the mother of God, PillowFight? Isn't she the mother of Jesus? :(

OH YES AND WHAT MAKES HER A VIRGIN? THAT DOESN'T MAKE MUCH SENSE AT ALL >:

PILLOWFIGHT

Jan 19th, 2004, 06:38 PM

But how can the Virgin Mary be the mother of God, PillowFight? Isn't she the mother of Jesus? :(

OH YES AND WHAT MAKES HER A VIRGIN? THAT DOESN'T MAKE MUCH SENSE AT ALL >:

SHE WASNT THE MOTHER OF GOD SHE WAS TGHE MOTHER OF JESUS NOT GOD MOTHER OF SON OF GOD NOT GOD. GOD WAS LIKE HER HUSBAND

PS SHE WAS A VIRGIN BECUASE ITS WAS IMMACULATE COMCEPTION BTW SHE WAS *NEVER* A VIRGIN!! JESUS HAD *SISTERS*!!!!! NOBODY KNWO ANYTHING ABOUT JESUS :rolleyes

HickMan

Jan 19th, 2004, 07:00 PM

PILLOWFIGHTTTS WHY DON'T YOU EXPLAIN THE MEANING OF JESUS TO ME. >:

HE'S A RAPER >: STAY AWAY >:

Perndog

Jan 19th, 2004, 09:27 PM

Sigh. No one gets this.

"Immaculate conception" does not mean that Mary got pregnant as a virgin. It means Jesus was free of sin when he was conceived because he came from the Holy Spirit.

PILLOWFIGHT

Jan 19th, 2004, 10:06 PM

Sigh. No one gets this.

"Immaculate conception" does not mean that Mary got pregnant as a virgin. It means Jesus was free of sin when he was conceived because he came from the Holy Spirit.

NO >:

The Retro Kat

Jan 19th, 2004, 10:09 PM

HYE PERNDOG, WHAT DOES CONCEIVE MEAN, BUDDY?

MisSFiT

Jan 20th, 2004, 12:55 AM

I agree with Perndog.

Pillowfight you are a jackass.

Command Prompt

Jan 20th, 2004, 12:59 AM

After 3 pages of this crap, I am really dissapointed. I just wanted to see the cock. :(

Brandon

Jan 20th, 2004, 03:59 AM

Sigh. No one gets this.

"Immaculate conception" does not mean that Mary got pregnant as a virgin. It means Jesus was free of sin when he was conceived because he came from the Holy Spirit.
Actually, according to the Catholics, the Immaculate Conception applies to Mary, who was born without Original Sin.