My Three Year old Daughter's Worldview

[mburbank]

"It's like I'm livin' in a stinkin' poop rainbow"
-Cordelia Burbank

[Matt Harty]

:lol

[The One and Only...]

Strangely, this reminds me of Sealab 2021.

"It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain" or something like that.

[Brandon]

Yep, she's definitely your daughter, Max. :lol

[Geggy]

shit, man...she's a natural born cynic.

[HickMan]

She should join the board

[Jason]

She learned from the master

:bow

[Jixby Phillips]

Splendid :)

[george]

someday she and my daughter tuesday should meet.

[ProfessorCool]

I couldn't have said it better, max

[Spectre X]

Your daughter's a genius. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to start a religion in her honor.

[mburbank]

She's something, all right. Her other recent bon mot is
"I'm the line leader of everything."

[The One and Only...]

*In the background, a hideous laugh can be heard from Rand's grave*

[Matt Harty]

Are you lost?

[The One and Only...]

She's definitely born to be egotistic. Or perhaps she's just three. It's difficult to tell.

[ProfessorCool]

Oh Darn, I clicked on the Politics board again! :eek

[Immortal Goat]

Those quotes are adorable. Promise her candy every time she comes up with a new one.

[Studio8]

No pictures?

[Jason]

pictures...for a quote?

[Protoclown]

Max, that was fucking beautiful. :lol

[Jeanette X]

You've got a child prodigy on your hands, Max. :)

[Mockery]

We should vote her for President. She already has a better grasp on the English language.

Max, we need to make that line into a bumper sticker. Hell, we should just have your daughter come up with the ideas for all of our future bumper stickers, she's way funnier than we are.

[mburbank]

That would be so kickass if she got a bumper sticker.

She's pretty amazing, and she knows she's funny. Sh'es heavily into the bathroom stuff lately, which is kind of rare in little girls (not so with the boys).

Her rendition of "The twelve days of Poop" was pretty classic, especially "Five golden Poops, the French Poops, Two turtle Poops..."


No pictures though. The internet is not a safe place to out up pictures of my kids. Particularly a board like this.

[Penis Cancer]

That would be so kickass if she got a bumper sticker.

She's pretty amazing, and she knows she's funny. Sh'es heavily into the bathroom stuff lately, which is kind of rare in little girls (not so with the boys).

Her rendition of "The twelve days of Poop" was pretty classic, especially "Five golden Poops, the French Poops, Two turtle Poops..."


No pictures though. The internet is not a safe place to out up pictures of my kids. Particularly a board like this. Says the moron

[mburbank]

I know you are but what am I?

[Mockery]

That would be so kickass if she got a bumper sticker.

Agreed. Well, if I do make some bumper stickers out of it in the future, I'll be sure to send her some.