Late Night With Professor Cool

[Rongi]

Kon and Mr. Howthorne get banned (who didn't do anything to deserve being banned), and yet, people like Studio8 and Kellychaos(who are doing everything to deserve being banned) are allowed to freely shit all over the board?

[Anonymous]

I'm pretty sure it's the traffic cop's excuse of 'you can't catch 'em all' or something.

[Anonymous]

Although, to be fair, if I had complete control I wouldn't ban them either.

[Rongi]

I wish this board were more like the SA forums, where people get banned for guessing the wrong number.

[Anonymous]

It wouldn't be so bad if it was just possible to 'lock out' people from threads you create. I dunno, maybe just locking out anyone without a title.

It doesn't do any good to think or hope for it, though, since it'll never happen. Your best bet is to find another regularly-updated forum with people you've known for 4+ years. :<

Shit :<

[Anonymous]

See, if it were at all possible for me to make a 'sister forum' or something to this and actually have Roger link to it in prominent places on this board - maybe even have it listed as a 'forum' here, I'd set it up in a heartbeat 'cause I'd have the i-mockery userbase and attention.

But I don't and it won't happen, so I won't.

Could you change the subject of this thread to 'Rongi and Chojin bitch' please?

[Mockery]

:party :imock :party

[Rongi]

Sure thing

I heard there was an ignore feature that could be used to put in the board. You could put certain people on the ignore list and you would never see what they post.

However, it would probably take up more space than it's worth and some people would never use it.

[Anonymous]

Actually, my host recently fixed me up so PHPBB would work on my site. Maybe I'll set up a forum :picklehat

As my first action, Studio8 would be a moderator :picklehat

[Rongi]

Why :picklehat?

[Schimid]

An ignore button for a mockery board is the dumbest idea ever.

[Rongi]

You're a dumb idea :picklehat

[Schimid]

Checkmate :picklehat

[Rongi]

I'm serious :picklehat

[ProfessorCool]

you all need to take a hike, this is my thread now

Our first guest is Perndog. followed by a live performance by Hewey Lewis and the News!

[Perndog]

Hi.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

Say something you wall >:

[ProfessorCool]

So how's my avatar going for yah.

(Will somebody shutup those hecklers)

[Perndog]

The avatar rocks now that willie resized it for me. :)

[ProfessorCool]

That's great well we got a clip from a upcoming post, would you like to set it up?

[Perndog]

I'd love to. In this post I display my incredible analysis skills by once again missing an obvious joke.

[Cap'n Crunch]

http://novirginsallowed.com/adultswim/articles/images/hawthorne.jpg

I LOEV ANIME ^_^! WYH DID U GUSY BAN ME! >_<!

[ProfessorCool]

Congratulations Cap'n Crunch, you have single-handedly ruined the entire internet for everybody.

Ok people, shut it down.

[thebiggameover]

WTF?? i wanted to see Hewey Lewis and the News!!
:(

[Spooky]

i picked a great time to see what i've missed since the holidays. >:

[ProfessorCool]

http://www.driko.org/smallpics/huey.jpg

They forgot thier instruments, those squares.

[Protoclown]

So what were those two guys banned for anyway?

You know, I've still never banned anyone. :(

[Esuohlim]

I thought Nathanial Hawthorne wasn't banned, but had topics and posts deleted, which then pissed off "Nathanial Hawthorne".

And I also thought Kon just decided not to come here anymore.

[kellychaos]

Has Rongi's new function become to appear on the board every so often, bitch and then recede once more into the shadows like the unfunny Gollum that he is?

[Esuohlim]

You're in no position to call anyone unfunny >:

Same goes for anything related to "homosexual" >:

CONSIDER YOURSELF WARNED

[Rongi]

Has Rongi's new function become to appear on the board every so often, bitch and then recede once more into the shadows like the unfunny Gollum that he is?

You're just pissy because no one likes you.

[kellychaos]

Yesssssssss, my precious!!

Why don't you try to be something that you perceive as a solution to the forum instead of being something that I see as part of the problem with the forum ... i.e. "YOU". If you agree, wiggle your ears in affirmation. It's kind of hard to understand what you're saying with Chojin's cock in your mouth. Thank you. The End. :)

[Rongi]

You're just pissy because no one likes you.

[Anonymous]

IS KELLYCHOAS RIGHT IS IS KELLYCHAOS RIGHT, GUYS? :lol

GUYS?

[Rongi]

Yesssssssss, my precious!!

DAMN THAT KELLYCHAOS :lol

[Anonymous]

WHY DON'T YOU GO DISAPPEAR FOREVER LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO SINCE YOU'RE NEVER HERE, MR. #1 POST COUNT >:

[Rongi]

I'M SORRY I CAN'T HERE :lol YOU WITH :lol YOUR COCK IN MY MOUTH :lol

[Anonymous]

I HEAR THE ACOUSTICS ARE BETTER IF I PUT IT IN YOUR EAR :picklehat

[kellychaos]

I like the feeling of comfy satin sheets while wanking to Audrie Hepburn movies. :/

[Rongi]

Kellychaos is a gas a minute :lol

:lol Why would you masturbate to an Audrie Hepburn movie :lol?

Because you're an insane guy :lol :lol

[Rongi]

http://www.popnko.com/mockpic/kellychaos.gifhttp://www.popnko.com/mockpic/kellychaos.gifhttp://www.popnko.com/mockpic/kellychaos.gifhttp://www.popnko.com/mockpic/kellychaos.gif

[kellychaos]

Crazy about saving you money on A BRAND NEW CAR!! :)

[Anonymous]

Where does he come UP with this stuff?

[Rongi]

I'M FUNNY TOO NOW

[kellychaos]

Precious likes the Kellychaos's with their big fuzzy feet. The Kellychaos are nice to the Precioussssssss!

[Anonymous]

Can you make some more obscure references? I can make Monty Python ones to compliment them!

[kellychaos]

Irony. :)

[HickMan]

Immortal Goat thinks Kelly is funny at times :(.

[Esuohlim]

I'm sorry to tell you this, Hickman, but your brother is a faggot.

[HickMan]

yeah :(

[ProfessorCool]

Our next guest comes from Redding, California. Ladies and Gentelman Web Humorist and Professional Prankster, Mr. Jixby Phillips!

[Jixby Phillips]

want to see me kick :eek

[Pub Lover]

[from the crowd]YOU THE MAN, JIXBY! WOOOP![/from the crowd]

[Matt Harty]

:APPLAUD

[ProfessorCool]

Well get back to that in a minute Mr. Phillips.

Now last time we caught up with you, you were workign with Wreck and the lluminous Mr. Fart ona website called SADDADCENTRAL, what type of web wackiness are you working on now?