She has

[Big McLargehuge]

Porcelin perfect coffee cream skin, and eyes so deep and dark that they make me want to say every cliched thing ever said about eyes, i want to claim that i get lost in them (i do) and i know that hopeless romantic is just another way of saying that you are too much of a sissy to ask a girl out and will probably die alone, but that is how i feel.


how do i ask a girl like that out, without sounding like a stalker or the obsessive weirdo that i am?

[Perndog]

...herpes. :) But seriously, folks.

How do you ask out a goddess? Treat her like she's not one, like she's completely average and you're just interested enough to give her a shot. Treat her well but don't kiss her feet.

And the best line of advice I've ever heard: once you've got her just a little interested, take one step back and she'll take two steps forward.

[PILLOWFIGHT]

GIVE HER A VALENTINE DAY CAD WRITE POEMS ON IT!!! :D

[Big McLargehuge]

TAHT WOULD MAKE ME SEME CREPEY :ROLLYEYES

[MisSFiT]

...herpes. :) But seriously, folks.

How do you ask out a goddess? Treat her like she's not one, like she's completely average and you're just interested enough to give her a shot. Treat her well but don't kiss her feet.

And the best line of advice I've ever heard: once you've got her just a little interested, take one step back and she'll take two steps forward.

Good advice.
Just ask her, don't seem to obsessive. Just casually say "Would you like to go out for a drink/coffee sometime"
But strike up a conversation first and find out a little bit about her.

[Studio8]

I agree that this is good advice, but I think you should almost demand that she go somewhere with you.

Like-
"I think you should go with me to get lunch or get groceries or whatever." It sounds cool and confident. After that, DON'T FUCK IT UP.

[Dole]

Just punch her hard in the face. Works every time.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Damn! You stole my line, Dole!! Shit...always a minute too late...

[Brandon]

Try squeezing her tits. Chicks get really turned on by that.

[Dole]

Especially whilst being punched hard in the face.

[GarishBitch]

a little crisco smeared on her face...you won't be saying that crap about porcelin skin.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

oh, fuck it....just kill her and have your way with her corpse.....saves time and money that way.

[Dole]

Thats it, defile her corpse in a variety of athletic and aggressively unpleasant ways, whilst liberally smearing it with your own defecate.

Let us know how you get on, and best of luck!!!
:love :love :love

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I don't know about you, Dole, But I feel like we've done some good here. I think this calls for a little drink.

[Big McLargehuge]

I've been going about this the wrong way all along :eek

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I'm glad you see the error of your ways. :|

[Protoclown]

And the best line of advice I've ever heard: once you've got her just a little interested, take one step back and she'll take two steps forward.

Isn't that that goddamn Paula Abdul song?

And BigMcLargehuge, I agree with the whole "treat her normally" bit. Treat her like you would any of your friends.

[SMN]

One thing always works: Try that scene in "Say Anything". Hold a Boombox over your head, Play some Peter Gabriel while having that determined look on your face. She'll be all over you like ugly on a hairless cat.

[GarishBitch]

...or try that scene from Deliverance...and well, you might need to check out the movie, but she'll be on you like a livestock to its farm hand.

[Suck 'n' Fuck]

Put it in da butt.

[Geggy]

alright now this thread has been offically ruined thanks a lot suck n fuck!

[Cosmo Electrolux]

you sure got a perty mouth, boy...

[HickMan]

Just ask to go to the movie with her. Don't say date, that's gay :/

[Royal Tenenbaum]

but then she won't know it's a date, and she'll forget her lingerie. :(

[The One and Only...]

Dating is just a more expensive and time-consuming version of prostitution which has remained legal.

I'm still wondering why the government doesn't pick our partners...

[Rongi]

You're a major major dork, you know that?

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Well Said, Rongi...well said.

[Perndog]

Wow. Just...wow.

Dating isn't just legalized prostitution. It's a filter to keep people like him out of the breeding pool.

[Dole]

"Dating is just a more expensive and time-consuming version of prostitution which has remained legal."

-the words of someone who has never (and quite possibly will never have) been on on a date.

[Brandon]

Dating is just a more expensive and time-consuming version of prostitution which has remained legal.

I'm still wondering why the government doesn't pick our partners...
Still bitter that she went for the football player, eh?

[MISTER BIG T]

Dating is just a more expensive and time-consuming version of prostitution which has remained legal.

I'm still wondering why the government doesn't pick our partners...

Yes, you truly ARE "The ONE and ONLY". Your values are high and you are my newest idol!

Not.

[camacazio]

Wow! That post was great!

[HickMan]

That pizza looks moldy :/

[Jason]

How well do you know this girl? If you aren't that good of friends than just try talking to her. Get to know what she likes to do..and schedule that...for example my girlfriend bowls alot so I asked her if she wanted to go bowling. So that is where eventually we talked to eachother, and I eventually asked her out. Dont act too interested....dont act obsessed...poetry is a nice thing to give to her...

[liquidstatik]

A PENIS

OMFGLOL

[HickMan]

OMFG DID YOU JUST SAY PENIS?

[Suck 'n' Fuck]

DID SOMEONE SAY MY NAME? OH WAIT NO THEY SAID PENIS!!!@@221W`11111 LOLOLOLOLOL

OH WAIT SOMEONE DID SAY MY NAME! I BELIEVE HE INSULTED ME! HE CALLED ME SUCK 'N' FUCK! THAT, SIR, IS AN INSULT! AN INSULTING INSULT THAT INSULTS ME! INSULTS!!!!

[Anonymous]

hickman's avatar saying his posts makes me laugh :<

[HickMan]

FUCK YES!

[Command Prompt]

One thing always works: Try that scene in "A Night at the Roxbury". Hold a Boombox over your head, Play some "Haddaway" while having that determined look on your face. She'll be all over you like ugly on a hairless cat.

LOL SCORE

[MISTER BIG T]

Run around in red swimming trunks. Hey, it worked with David Hasselhoff.

[Ghost of Fraiser]

Im sorry but the thread said She has, mister big T, not It has, no baby dragons here.

[Big McLargehuge]

among those things listed, she also has a boyfriend. Oh well, I should try to be her friend.

[MISTER BIG T]

Im sorry but the thread said She has, mister big T, not It has, no baby dragons here.

That's good, since I'm neither

1) Into beastility (Well, zoomorphs or however you call them)
2) Pedophile

[Level_Ten_Balrog43533]

among those things listed, she also has a boyfriend. Oh well, I should try to be her friend.

kill him with a hammer, hide the body in the woods and become her new friend while that son of a bitch is missing. That, or get her piss drunk.

[Schimid]

Im sorry but the thread said She has, mister big T, not It has, no baby dragons here.

That's good, since I'm neither

1) Into beastility (Well, zoomorphs or however you call them)
2) Pedophile

I fucking hate you so fucking bad.

[Supafly345]

That pizza looks moldy :/Shut up. That avatar could beat up your avatar.

[Emu]

Topic: She has . . . Author: Big McLargehuge

:lol :(

[HickMan]

That pizza looks moldy :/Shut up. That avatar could beat up your avatar.

I'm proud of my avatar. And there's no denying that the pizza is moldy. It's green >:

[Big McLargehuge]

stop this thread now. :(

[liquidstatik]

GET IT!

SHE HAS..... A PENIS!


OMFGLOLOSLJHLFA;HSDF

[Matt Harty]

OMFGLOLOSLJHLFA;HSDF :(

[Big McLargehuge]

Please :(