YOUTH OF I-MOCKERY! HELP ME NOW!

[mburbank]

Okay, my wife says there's this song on the radio that goes:

"My milkshake friends
are the boys in the yard
and their lives are better than yours,
damn right,
They're better than yours,
I could teach you,
but I'd have to charge"

Who's song is this? What is it about? And what the HELL is a Milkshale friend?
I'm not looking for any stupid gay joke answers. I can make those up myself.
I need to know.

[liquidstatik]

All the black kids in my school keep singing it. It's a rap song, and I think it's about the vagina or the ass. Seriously. :o

[The Unseen]

Yeah, I've heard it.
It's really bad and it actually goes "My milkshake brings all the boys in the yard" :(

[sspadowsky]

Okay, my wife says there's this song on the radio that goes:

"My milkshake friends
are the boys in the yard
and their lives are better than yours,
damn right,
They're better than yours,
I could teach you,
but I'd have to charge"

Who's song is this? What is it about? And what the HELL is a Milkshale friend?
I'm not looking for any stupid gay joke answers. I can make those up myself.
I need to know.

My milkshake brings all the boys in the yard
And they're like, "It's better than yours"
Damn right, it's better than yours
I could teach you, but I'd have to charge

I presume that she's saying that her milkshake is better than those of rival women, and that she could teach them how to make a better milkshake, for a small fee.

[Mockery]

It's by "Kelis" and the album is called "Tasty". The song is just called "Milkshake"

[HickMan]

I never heard of it :/

[The Unseen]

That's because you're divorced and live in a car :(

[HickMan]

I'M ONLY FOURTEEN! :(

[The One and Only...]

Oh the speculations.

When I saw Burb's original post, I thought the song was about a guys cum (milkshake) full of semen (boys) going into the vagina (yard), and the man was saying that he semen live a better life than you do.

[Anonymous]

Hey! Maybe YOU could be a rapper!

[Anonymous]

Hmm, cum full of semen...

[PILLOWFIGHT]

my frend told me what milshake means but i dont wanan say it!! :X

[Rongi]

Boogie made me :lol

[DamnthatDavid]

Milkshake, is her breasts. You shake them, they have milk.
She can shake them better then everyone elses.

another translation is that Milkshake is her sexiness, the way she moves, the way she walks. Attach some milk with icecream jugs to her while walking will result in them becoming milkshakey.

[Command Prompt]

Congradulations on your mastery of the obvious David :)

Perhaps you can now move on to giving us a little credit.

[DamnthatDavid]

Heh, not everyone is up on the slang, so people might think it something else.

[Cap'n Crunch]

I AM OFFENDED BY YOUR SWASTIKA CHEESEBURGER.

[Anonymous]

Milkshake, is her breasts. You shake them, they have milk.
She can shake them better then everyone elses.

another translation is that Milkshake is her sexiness, the way she moves, the way she walks. Attach some milk with icecream jugs to her while walking will result in them becoming milkshakey.

I figured that a milkshake was handjob. After all, it brings boys to the "yard," and you could teach someone else how to give a good one, for a price.

[Rongi]

Wait...teach a guy to give a goodone?

[Anonymous]

No, the guys want a handjob and the women want lessons. Although statistically, there should be some gay men that want lessons, too.

[Command Prompt]

According to the renowned urban dictionary:

milk shake
22 votes

the sexual act of a male putting his penis between a female's breasts, and thrusting his pelvis back and forth.

usage: Last night, I met this girl with the biggest boobs, and I milk shaked her.

So now not only does this song suck, but it makes no sense as well :(

EDIT - I always thought this was "Angel Fucking" :/

[Brandon]

Oh the speculations.

When I saw Burb's original post, I thought the song was about a guys cum (milkshake) full of semen (boys) going into the vagina (yard), and the man was saying that he semen live a better life than you do.
Jesus fucking Christ, could you be any more of a square?

the sexual act of a male putting his penis between a female's breasts, and thrusting his pelvis back and forth.
Always thought that was just called plain ol' "titty fucking."

[executioneer]

i think it means whatever the hell you want it to mean >: stop over-analyzing it ok >:

-willie

[EverythingWillSuck]

That's because you're divorced and live in a car :(

UK Subs?

[Studio8]

This thread is a lot cooler if you read it while listening to the Mortal Kombat theme song techno version.

[mburbank]

Okay, thanks everybody.

I now feel worse about every aspect of life, which is pretty much where I knew this would lead when I started it. The fact that this song is on top fourty radio makes me feel old, cranky, prudish and I feel a sudden need to demand cencorship of the airwaves and write a stodgy letter of complaint to my local paper, noting that I'm a taxpayer and I have kids.

I'm also inclined to go with the Urban dictionaries deffinition now I've heard it. It makes a lurid sort of sense.

Oh, and OAO? I think your interpretation means you're gay, but that no boy will ever like you.

[HickMan]

>: BLAME THAT DAMNED STURN FELLA TO DEGRADE OUR NATION

[The One and Only...]

You only think I'm gay because you know that, secretly, you're attracted to little boys.

[The Unseen]

That's because you're divorced and live in a car :(

UK Subs?

I didn't think of that but yeah, that is a good UK subs song :)

[DamnthatDavid]

milk shake
22 votes

the sexual act of a male putting his penis between a female's breasts, and thrusting his pelvis back and forth.

usage: Last night, I met this girl with the biggest boobs, and I milk shaked her.


It only 22 votes, C is just being a dumbass, and found the most idiotic and stupid one possible.

143 votes

Kelis says "Milkshake is just that thing that makes a woman stand out from everyone else. It's a thing that makes you sensual and warm and maternal. It could be about breasts but I don't have huge t*** so you gotta work with what you got."

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like "It's better than yours" ...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Milkshake&f=1

[AChimp]

Holy shit, Studio8 was right. :picklehat

This thread rocks now.

[mburbank]

I'm just kind of sad the pharse isn't "Milkshake Friends". I mean, I don't know what they would be, but friends are nice and milkshakes are nice.

[Supafly345]

In my opinion I am still a kid, I am down with popular music, hell I even collect with those who listen heavily to that genre. . . yet I have never heard that song. I knew what it was about immedieatly however.
It is easy to tell what those hip-hop songs are about when girls are singing, I use a simple method: I hear it - it is about sex.

[TeRRaNuSER]

no one ever brings me to their yard for milkshakes :(

[Anonymous]

Handjobs, people, handjobs.


The milk part refers to the shizz, and the shake part refers to the up-and-down motion of the job itself.


By the way, I'm a volunteer etymologist in my spare time. Did I mention that?

[mburbank]

I didn't know you liked bugs.

[TeRRaNuSER]

and i didnt know i cared, intill now. <3-4-boogie

[noob3]

dude, it's just about milkshakes you idiots. she has a little milkshake stand in her yard she keeps the ice cream in a box full of ice and the milk too she had a blender and cocoa powder and a bottle of vanilla and strawberrys you can ask her for a chocolate or a vanilla or a strawberry milkshake and boys like milkshakes so they come to her yard the girls want the boys attention but they suck at making milkshakes so they ask her for lessons

[Big McLargehuge]

You're sick