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The One and Only...
Jan 28th, 2004, 02:27 PM
In the previous OAO penis thread, I pointed out that my penis is slightly curved. That turned out to be okay, and gave me some bonus points for being a little unique.

In this penis thread, more will be covered:

1) Can someone tell me how large the average 15-16 year old male's penis is? Mine is larger than the average adult male's, and I suspect that it will grow larger as I get older, so I thought that I could put together a mathematical module based on proportions which would allow me to predict the height my penis will likely become (for those who are interested, my penis is a little longer than 7").

2) Is it normal for me to shoot so far that I could hit my face/chin/neck if my penis were pointed in that direction when I masturbate? Doesn't that seem a little... far?

3) How long is the optimal penis length, assuming the cardinality of pleasure in women (women answer, please)?

Thank you for reading this thread.

Schimid
Jan 28th, 2004, 02:29 PM
1) Can someone tell me how large the average 15-16 year old male's penis is? Mine is larger than the average adult male's, and I suspect that it will grow larger as I get older, so I thought that I could put together a mathematical module based on proportions which would allow me to predict the height my penis will likely become (for those who are interested, my penis is a little longer than 7").

:lol

Big McLargehuge
Jan 28th, 2004, 02:39 PM
To answer all your questions...no.

and also women think that a penis is the ickyist thing in the world. So don't tell them you have one or they will scream :eek

The Unseen
Jan 28th, 2004, 02:55 PM
In the previous OAO penis thread, I pointed out that my penis is slightly curved. That turned out to be okay, and gave me some bonus points for being a little unique.

In this penis thread, more will be covered:

1) Can someone tell me how large the average 15-16 year old male's penis is? Sometimes I pretend that mine is larger than the average adult male's, and I also hope that my partner's will grow larger as we get older, so I thought that I could put together a mathematical module based on proportions which would allow me to predict the height my partner's penis will likely become (for those who are interested, my penis is a little longer than 7").

2) Is it normal for me to shoot so far that I could hit my partner's face/chin/neck from across the room if my penis were pointed in that direction when I masturbate? Doesn't that seem a little... far?

3) How long is the optimal penis length, assuming the cardinality of pleasure in my butt :( (men answer, please)?

Thank you for reading this thread.

Sicktodeathmx
Jan 28th, 2004, 02:59 PM
Your penis is evil.

MisSFiT
Jan 28th, 2004, 03:56 PM
and also women think that a penis is the ickyist thing in the world. So don't tell them you have one or they will scream

He's lying.

Big McLargehuge
Jan 28th, 2004, 03:58 PM
nuh uh

Schimid
Jan 28th, 2004, 04:37 PM
Oh my god :lol

The One and Only...
Jan 28th, 2004, 04:42 PM
This thread was supposed to be serious. Seriously.

Gurlugon
Jan 28th, 2004, 04:47 PM
www.jackinworld.com

Because I'm benevolent like that.

Pee Wee Herman
Jan 28th, 2004, 05:22 PM
When you measure your wang, you measure from base to tip, on the top half of the shaft. You don't measure from the bottom half of the shaft because it is very innaccurate.

7" sounds like you measured from the bottom. try it again on the top and post the results, preferably with pictures.

Schimid
Jan 28th, 2004, 05:23 PM
Three posts ago, this would've been thread backups material.

Gurlugon
Jan 28th, 2004, 05:23 PM
...preferably with pictures.

:eek

Pee Wee Herman
Jan 28th, 2004, 05:27 PM
So we can, uh, verify his claims, of course. :conspiracy

Rongi
Jan 28th, 2004, 05:30 PM
Did somebody say penis?

Pee Wee Herman
Jan 28th, 2004, 05:43 PM
Yeah, you.

penis

soundtest
Jan 28th, 2004, 06:08 PM
http://shenmuelegend.users.btopenworld.com/images/o2ryo.jpg

"I see..."

The One and Only...
Jan 28th, 2004, 06:18 PM
When you measure your wang, you measure from base to tip, on the top half of the shaft. You don't measure from the bottom half of the shaft because it is very innaccurate.

7" sounds like you measured from the bottom. try it again on the top and post the results, preferably with pictures.

What half of the shaft are you talking about? I don't understand what you mean. Measuring penis length should be simpler than this.

Do you mean what side I measured it from (as in, facing away from me or facing towards me)?

Pee Wee Herman
Jan 28th, 2004, 06:24 PM
Holy shit. Picture a guy standing sideways with a boner pointing out at a 90 degree angle. Divide his cock in half, lengthwise (the long way). The "top half" is the half that is above the bottom half. The bottom half the the half that is directly beneath the top half.

Fuck.

Gurlugon
Jan 28th, 2004, 06:26 PM
Yeah, The One and Only, what the fuck were you thinking? :rolleyes

The One and Only...
Jan 28th, 2004, 06:35 PM
Who in their right mind would only measure the top half? That doesn't even make sense.

Pee Wee Herman
Jan 28th, 2004, 06:41 PM
HOLY FUCK. YOU DON'T MAKE SENSE!

If you measure the bottom half, it is inacurate. When you measure the top half, you are measuring from your stomach to the tip of your wang.

OH LOOK IM SO SMART I LIKE LAISSEZ FAIRE CAPITALISM, YET I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO MEASURE MY PENIS HEHEHEHE

Schimid
Jan 28th, 2004, 06:43 PM
Shut the fuck up. :lol

PILLOWFIGHT
Jan 28th, 2004, 07:11 PM
and also women think that a penis is the ickyist thing in the world. So don't tell them you have one or they will scream :eek

ITS TRUE :X

The One and Only...
Jan 28th, 2004, 07:33 PM
I think Pee's pulling my leg. Or, more appropriately, trickling down it.

Pee Wee Herman
Jan 28th, 2004, 07:35 PM
I swear, I'm not. You're just thickheaded and/or unbelievably stupid. Only thickheaded and/or unbelievably stupid people love laissez faire capitalism.

Schimid
Jan 28th, 2004, 07:36 PM
Jesus fucking Christ, shut your fucking mouth.

Anonymous
Jan 28th, 2004, 07:48 PM
If you measure the bottom half, it is inacurate. When you measure the top half, you are measuring from your stomach to the tip of your wang.
Well, you have to consider his sizeable snack-cake storage gourd. Which no doubt extends beyond the length of his pee-pee to the point where he can only assume his penis matches its length.

Pee Wee Herman
Jan 28th, 2004, 07:48 PM
I didn't know OAO was a fat fuck.

Anonymous
Jan 28th, 2004, 07:49 PM
:themoreyouknow

Pee Wee Herman
Jan 28th, 2004, 07:53 PM
:posh

The One and Only...
Jan 28th, 2004, 07:58 PM
Umm... I'm not that fat.

Your method is asinine and is far more "inacurate" than the simple way which every single human male uses, except for you. The average man's penis would not be 6.125" long if they used your method, now, would it?

Anonymous
Jan 28th, 2004, 07:59 PM
Uh, it's not.

The One and Only...
Jan 28th, 2004, 08:00 PM
Uh, it's not.

Yes, it is.

Schimid
Jan 28th, 2004, 08:01 PM
I thought the average was 10 inches? Bec--...because that's how...long mine is. :madtv :rusty

Pee Wee Herman
Jan 28th, 2004, 08:02 PM
Holy fuck. Reading comprehension isn't OAO's strong suit.

Anonymous
Jan 28th, 2004, 08:04 PM
No, it isn't. To all above replies.

Rongi
Jan 28th, 2004, 08:05 PM
6 inches? That's it? How can you even call yourself a man?

A real man's penis can be used like a table or a lasso. I bet you can't lasso a baby calf with your wimpy little ding dong. I laugh at your penis and your big belly.

The One and Only...
Jan 28th, 2004, 08:05 PM
Holy fuck. Reading comprehension isn't OAO's strong suit.

I understood what he said. That isn't the average penis length using your method. I was just a little... hasty.

But using the normal method, it is 6.125".

I'll try your method sometime, but I can't whip out my wang right now.

The One and Only...
Jan 28th, 2004, 08:07 PM
Holy fuck. Reading comprehension isn't Rongi's strong suit.

Rongi
Jan 28th, 2004, 08:08 PM
That's it OAO? That's your retort? Copying and pasting Pee Wee's statement and changing your name to mine isn't very clever. You people with tiny peckers make me frown. You make me frown with a yellow face and two little beedy eyes and a little curvy line >:

The One and Only...
Jan 28th, 2004, 08:11 PM
If you would have read the first post, you would have known that my dick is 7".

Anonymous
Jan 28th, 2004, 08:13 PM
How is 6" an average of males? First of all, China (not to mention other asians) remain a HUGE percentage of the population of the Earth, and they (on a whole) are almost as sadly-endowed as your plump self.

Rongi
Jan 28th, 2004, 08:13 PM
You said 6.125, little fat boy.

Pee Wee Herman
Jan 28th, 2004, 08:13 PM
OK! HOW DID YOU MEASURE YOUR COCK THEN OAO?!!?!?1 ENLIGHTEN US ALL!!!

Gurlugon
Jan 28th, 2004, 08:15 PM
You said 6.125, little fat boy.

He said 7; he said 6.125 was the average.

Please don't hate me. :(

Rongi
Jan 28th, 2004, 08:17 PM
He's a liar and a bad one at that

Everyone knows fat kids have little penii

And I know Ron Jeremy is husky, but he's not a kid.

Pee Wee Herman
Jan 28th, 2004, 08:18 PM
How is 6" an average of males? First of all, China (not to mention other asians) remain a HUGE percentage of the population of the Earth, and they (on a whole) are almost as sadly-endowed as your plump self.
Yeah! Asian males aren't very popular in Western porn, but Asian chicks are. They have slanted vaginas!

Anonymous
Jan 28th, 2004, 08:18 PM
It's because his lump droops over his penis and prevents it from getting all the sunlight it needs to mature to a reasonable length.

Pee Wee Herman
Jan 28th, 2004, 08:20 PM
Yeah. Photosynthesis makes cocks get big.

Rongi
Jan 28th, 2004, 08:20 PM
...what?

The One and Only...
Jan 28th, 2004, 08:21 PM
How is 6" an average of males? First of all, China (not to mention other asians) remain a HUGE percentage of the population of the Earth, and they (on a whole) are almost as sadly-endowed as your plump self.

Are you saying that Asians have small dicks, and should therefore be removed from the analysis?

More importantly, are you saying that I have a small dick?

Rongi, I am not some massively overweight fugtard. I am overweight, but not by large amounts. Also, the only reason that overweight people have smaller penises is because fat covers some of it up. I've read that 40 pounds lost = 1 inch dick length gained.

Rongi
Jan 28th, 2004, 08:22 PM
Cram it, lunch box.

I'm still confused about the penis growing because of sunlight.

Schimid
Jan 28th, 2004, 08:24 PM
I've read that 40 pounds lost = 1 inch dick length gained.

Why are you reading about all this? Why the fuck are you so concerned?

Pee Wee Herman
Jan 28th, 2004, 08:24 PM
OAO, tell us all about how you measure your wang. Please describe it in excruciating detail.

Rongi
Jan 28th, 2004, 08:25 PM
Where the hell did you even read that?

The One and Only...
Jan 28th, 2004, 08:28 PM
Step 1: Gather materials. Your penis and a ruler are enough.

Step 2: Grab penis.

Step 3: Stroke up and down until you attain optimal erection.

Step 4: Put ruler next to, on top of, or below penis.

Step 5: Read the length.

The One and Only...
Jan 28th, 2004, 08:29 PM
Where the hell did you even read that?

Jackinworld.org

Pee Wee Herman
Jan 28th, 2004, 08:29 PM
It has to be on top of, because the only accurate measure of penis length is from your stomach to the tip.

And what's the circumference. Measure it by wrapping a piece of string once around your unit, mark the string with your finger, take string off, and measure string. using pi to calculate the diameter isn't precise because your stinky pinky isn't a perfect circle, but you can get a rough idea of the diameter by using pi.

Big McLargehuge
Jan 28th, 2004, 08:30 PM
Step 1: Gather materials. Your penis and a ruler are enough.

Step 2: Grab penis.

Step 3: Stroke up and down until you attain optimal erection.

Step 4: Put ruler next to, on top of, or below penis.

Step 5: Read the length.

You forgot Step 6: add one inch for every fourty pounds you are over weight, which for you is 4 inches. Fatty.

Anonymous
Jan 28th, 2004, 08:30 PM
Are you saying that Asians have small dicks, and should therefore be removed from the analysis?
No, tubster, I'm saying that since they are at least 50% of males on the planet, their small wing-wongs lower the average below 6 and change. Not that it fucking matters anyway, but allow me to tell you why your penis is not 7 inches.

- It's not.
- You're using the metric end of the ruler.
- If it were, you wouldn't be on a message board posting about it.
- You are fat.

The One and Only...
Jan 28th, 2004, 08:31 PM
It has to be on top of, because the only accurate measure of penis length is from your stomach to the tip.

Yeah, you keep on telling me that. Where the hell did you even here of that? And why is that the only accurate way to measure when it's obvious that collected statistics would contradict that method?

Schimid
Jan 28th, 2004, 08:33 PM
GUYS IS MY PENIS NORMAL :(

IT'S REALLY BIG AND CAN SHOOT REALLY FAR AND IS MORE PLEASING TO WOMEN

IS THAT NORMAL? TO HAVE A BIG PENIS? LIKE ME? BECAUSE I HAVE A HUGE COCK YOU KNOW.

Pee Wee Herman
Jan 28th, 2004, 08:35 PM
Measuring it from your stomach to the tip is the only way to be exact when measuring the length because you're measuring only the part that goes inside the pussy. You cannot obtain the same result by measuring from your ballsack to the tip or any other freaky deaky measuring methods.

Schimid
Jan 28th, 2004, 08:36 PM
HEY GUYS I KNOW HOW TO MEASURE A PENIS

YOU DO THIS, AND THEN THIS, AND THEN THIS

NO, YOU'RE DOING IT ALL WRONG!

Big McLargehuge
Jan 28th, 2004, 08:37 PM
and also women think that a penis is the ickyist thing in the world. So don't tell them you have one or they will scream :eek

ITS TRUE :X

AND THATS FROM A WOMAN :eek

The One and Only...
Jan 28th, 2004, 08:38 PM
No, tubster, I'm saying that since they are at least 50% of males on the planet, their small wing-wongs lower the average below 6 and change.

The statistics that were collected were based on American males. So... meh.

- It's not.

Yes, it is.

- You're using the metric end of the ruler.

Funny, but untrue.

- If it were, you wouldn't be on a message board posting about it.

Why not? I just want to find out the average length for guys my age so that I can construct my prediction model.

- You are fat.

You like to say that, but you have never seen a picture of me in your entire life. Hey - I'm not that fat. Did you ever consider this? Besides, even if I were enormously overweight, that would just mean that my cock would be even larger than it is. I think I'm around 20 - 30 libs overweight right now, so I'll play it safe and say I have a 7.5" dick. Happy?

Rongi
Jan 28th, 2004, 08:38 PM
Hey OAO, when you talk about your "7" inch penis, does your nose or your penis grow?

Pee Wee Herman
Jan 28th, 2004, 08:40 PM
[quote]- You are fat.

You like to say that, but you have never seen a picture of me in your entire life. Hey - I'm not that fat. Did you ever consider this? Besides, even if I were enormously overweight, that would just mean that my cock would be even larger than it is. I think I'm around 20 - 30 libs overweight right now, so I'll play it safe and say I have a 7.5" dick. Happy?
NEWSFLASH! BEING FAT MAKES GUYS COCKS GET SMALLER!

The One and Only...
Jan 28th, 2004, 08:41 PM
GUYS IS MY PENIS NORMAL :(

IT'S REALLY BIG AND CAN SHOOT REALLY FAR AND IS MORE PLEASING TO WOMEN

IS THAT NORMAL? TO HAVE A BIG PENIS? LIKE ME? BECAUSE I HAVE A HUGE COCK YOU KNOW.

I never thought I'd award such a post, but that made me laugh the hardest in days.

PW, I really don't care. The statistics I saw used the method that I used. I don't see how my stomach being lower would change the actual length of my penis.

Rongi
Jan 28th, 2004, 08:42 PM
You must have a lot of time on your hands to look up penis stats.

Anonymous
Jan 28th, 2004, 08:42 PM
Why not? I just want to find out the average length for guys my age so that I can construct my prediction model.
Are you going to take this fantabulous penis of yours to the science faire or something?

The One and Only...
Jan 28th, 2004, 08:43 PM
NEWSFLASH! BEING FAT MAKES GUYS COCKS GET SMALLER!

REALLY? LIKE, OMG!!! MAYBE THAT'S WHY I POINTED OUT THAT MY DICK WOULD BE BIGGER IF I WERE THINNER!!!

The One and Only...
Jan 28th, 2004, 08:45 PM
Are you going to take this fantabulous penis of yours to the science faire or something?

No, I'm just an overly self-conscious 15 year old who is wondering if his dick is going to grow larger. I think it would be fun to be able to hit rock bottom.

Anonymous
Jan 28th, 2004, 08:45 PM
Come one, OAO. You're among friends here; All our penises are only about 2" in length. Come clean for us. We won't laugh.

Pee Wee Herman
Jan 28th, 2004, 08:46 PM
OMG REALLY!!?!?!??!?!?

Do you have any special plans for your "7" penis?"

The One and Only...
Jan 28th, 2004, 08:46 PM
I'm not lying. What is so hard to believe? Most guys have a 6" dick. Mine isn't that big. It's an inch more, plus a little because of my weight. Get over it.

Rongi
Jan 28th, 2004, 08:48 PM
Joke's over OAO. Come on I'll even tell you my penis length if you just admit it's not 7 inches.

Pee Wee Herman
Jan 28th, 2004, 08:49 PM
Mine is 17 cm.

Schimid
Jan 28th, 2004, 08:50 PM
Seriously, why do you come on a message board asking about it? You say it's big, it's only going to get bigger, so think of this as an incentive to keep yourself off Pepperidge Farm.

See, I can be a nice guy. :pizza

The One and Only...
Jan 28th, 2004, 08:50 PM
Okay, look. If I'm not going to get any serious responces, let's just allow this thread to die. I'm not lying, and I don't care what you think about that statement.

Pee Wee Herman
Jan 28th, 2004, 08:52 PM
This is what you get for making a thread about penis size on a message board full of unruly males with the maturity level of a 10 year old with ADHD.

The One and Only...
Jan 28th, 2004, 08:52 PM
So why do you come on a message board asking about it? You say it's big, it's only going to get bigger, so think of this as an incentive to keep yourself off Pepperidge Farm.

Finally, a post I can respond to.

I just wanted to know what the average length of dicks are for guys my age. That way, I could find out if it was going to grow any larger.

Is there something wrong with that?

Rongi
Jan 28th, 2004, 08:54 PM
Yes.

Why are you so concerned about your penis? You're 15 fer crissakes. You should be with friends or something.

Schimid
Jan 28th, 2004, 08:55 PM
You said that the average was 6.125. Whether that's true or not is irrelevant. It's a bit queer to go off and make charts just for penis growth anyway. Just accept that its "bigger than normal" and go on with life.

Anonymous
Jan 28th, 2004, 08:55 PM
Your answer lies anywhere in the range of 'Shut The Fuck Up' to 'Take Up Jogging.'

Schimid
Jan 28th, 2004, 08:56 PM
I love how this is the most active thread on the boards, now.

If I made a thread about my penis, it'd be up to 9 pages by now.

But 9 pages is a bit big for threads about penises. I'd better do some research to see how much bigger it'll get!

MisSFiT
Jan 28th, 2004, 09:01 PM
Good God.
YES YOU HAVE A LARGE PENIS FOR A 16 YEAR OLD.
I'd imagine that it will grow, because you aren't done growing yet.

7 inches is large, it's almost as big as my foot.

Schimid
Jan 28th, 2004, 09:03 PM
http://www.misfittoys.net/gun1.gif

Pee Wee Herman
Jan 28th, 2004, 09:10 PM
I don't think it'll grow any more than a couple of millimeters, if it grows at all. My cock has been the same length since I was 15.

17 cm of vagina fucking power.

MisSFiT
Jan 28th, 2004, 09:16 PM
I'm not good at math.
So, that sounds pretty damn good

Pee Wee Herman
Jan 28th, 2004, 09:19 PM
Not really. It's about average. there's approximately 30 cm in a foot. 17 cm is about 6.6 inches.

MisSFiT
Jan 28th, 2004, 10:59 PM
Well, that's not anything to be sad about.

Royal Tenenbaum
Jan 28th, 2004, 11:16 PM
Is that 7" up or down? Because if tha's up that's not that big. If that's down then I'd say it's really big. Is 6" really the average though? That's seems really small.

Big Papa Goat
Jan 28th, 2004, 11:24 PM
I have a big penis

Royal Tenenbaum
Jan 28th, 2004, 11:27 PM
Umm, that's not what I was getting at.

Big Papa Goat
Jan 28th, 2004, 11:53 PM
Ummm :lol

Ooner
Jan 29th, 2004, 01:01 AM
I have a big penis

:lol

I would have posted that if you didn't first >:

P.S. The average penis is somewhere between about 5 and change and 6 and change, depending on what study you're looking at. Penises are all different, some continue to grow until a guy is into his early 20's, others reach their full size by the mid-teens (about the same time as everything else stops growing). The correct way to measure a penis is along the top, NOT pushing a ruler into the stomach hard to gain extra length, but just the full distance from stomach to head. Circumference is measured at the thickest point. Also, pretending not to know how big your penis is in relation to others is really retarded. If you have a big dick, you know it. If you have a small dick, you know it. Quit trying to play dumb to fish for compliments or maintain denial.

<END OF THREAD>

Anonymous
Jan 29th, 2004, 01:33 AM
thank you, oony.

Supafly345
Jan 29th, 2004, 04:17 AM
According to pediatricians, the size of the penis when an adult, depends on how much testosterone is being circulated during the begining of puberty.
This means that all the kids you saw with facial hair at 13, are hung much lower than those of us that have yet to shave.
So, I have this to ask of you brautwurst brutes out there: are you as hairy as a bear as well as hung like one?

Also AOA, unless you just started puberty, your cock is done growing for the most part. It will grow perhapse a little, but not enough to measure.

noob3
Jan 29th, 2004, 05:57 AM
I'm pretty hairy and mines pretty thick but only about 6 1/2" :/

Supafly345
Jan 29th, 2004, 06:12 AM
I have been shaving since I was four. If you catch-a my drift.

Dole
Jan 29th, 2004, 06:14 AM
Using the :/ emoticon when describing one's penis does not seem like a particular recommendation.

Personally speaking, I asked a panel of local, average emoticons what their assessment of my penis was, and this is the results of the survey:

:hypno :love :yum :eek :worship :blowme

Pee Wee Herman
Jan 29th, 2004, 09:29 AM
Well, that's not anything to be sad about.
I'm not sad about it. If it was really big, then my crotch would look like a tent whenever I got a boner and that would be a little tricky to cover up.

I LOVE MY PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, and you said that OAO's 7" cock was almost as big as your foot. You must have really small feet. What size do you wear? I wear a mens size 12.

MisSFiT
Jan 29th, 2004, 10:18 AM
I wear a 7 1/2.
In a womaen's size, because that is what I am.

Pee Wee Herman
Jan 29th, 2004, 10:19 AM
YOU HAVE PUNY FEET!

MisSFiT
Jan 29th, 2004, 10:28 AM
Nuh uh.

My feet are cool.

Pee Wee Herman
Jan 29th, 2004, 10:30 AM
They're fine, but they're still PUNY!!!!

MisSFiT
Jan 29th, 2004, 12:26 PM
Alright, enough about my feet.
Let's get back to the penis shall we?

The One and Only...
Jan 29th, 2004, 05:01 PM
The correct way to measure a penis is along the top, NOT pushing a ruler into the stomach hard to gain extra length, but just the full distance from stomach to head. Circumference is measured at the thickest point.

I don't know about you guys, but my penis is not located in my stomach.

Pee Wee Herman
Jan 29th, 2004, 05:04 PM
He means that area between your gut and your stomach, retard. I believe it's called the crotch.

The One and Only...
Jan 29th, 2004, 05:16 PM
I imagined that's what he meant.

Pee Wee Herman
Jan 29th, 2004, 05:17 PM
Then don't be such a fucking literlist.

The One and Only...
Jan 29th, 2004, 05:17 PM
4) Who actually buys that crap about uncircumcised (sp?) penises being more sensitive? Granted, some guys circumcised later in life have said that it does take it down a little, but just as many have said it had no effect.

Pee Wee Herman
Jan 29th, 2004, 05:20 PM
Are you circumsised?

I'm not. It makes slamming the salmon easier. I don't need any hand cream or anything. I just get a boner, grab my willy, and start furiously beating off.

The One and Only...
Jan 29th, 2004, 05:30 PM
Yes, I'm circumcised. In this country, most of us are.

I realize that it makes beating off easier, but does it make it feel better? That's the question.

pjalne
Jan 29th, 2004, 06:24 PM
In this country, most of us are.

Huh? What? I though you lived in the US.

Perndog
Jan 29th, 2004, 06:27 PM
Mpst males in the US are circumcised because some idiot doctors a few decades ago told everyone uncircumcised men were at risk of disease.

Oh, and yes, uncircumcised wangers are more sensitive because circumcised ones develop thicker skin over the head to protect it from irritation, which the foreskin normally does.

pjalne
Jan 29th, 2004, 06:30 PM
WHAT? That's pretty fucked up.

The One and Only...
Jan 29th, 2004, 06:34 PM
That's one theory. The problem is that a tougher layer of skin does necessarily make the organ less sensitive, or at least not significantly so.

Another explanation is that the nerves lost from the foreskin make it less sensitive.

Mr. Vagiclean
Jan 29th, 2004, 06:42 PM
Is the amount of pleasure women get with an uncircumcized dick different from the one that has been cut?

Perndog
Jan 29th, 2004, 07:23 PM
Vagiclean: I'm not sure. I've only had one kind of dick to use on the women.

OAO: The point is, the head needs to be desensitized so a circumcised guy can walk around his whole life without it being constantly irritated by the inside of his pants; whether it's a matter of nerve endings or skin thickness, the result is the same.

noob3
Jan 29th, 2004, 07:48 PM
the foreskin rolls back and forth over the head inside a woman's vagina if you're uncut and not wearing a condom. it's supposivley a really good feeling for girlies.

<- uncut and proud :)

The One and Only...
Jan 29th, 2004, 09:42 PM
I've never actually heard it about it being discussed much from the female's perspective. Some women seem to have a preference, but most don't really care.

Ooner
Jan 30th, 2004, 12:30 AM
Circumcision is indeed unneccesary, but is common in the US mostly from religious beliefs and lingering medical misinformation. Doctors used to blame all sorts of shit on the foreskin. It is far less common elsewhere in the world. 80% or so of men are uncut. Removing the foreskin is a surgical procedure that has negative effects, as it removes a part of the penis that has a specific function. Sensitivity is reduced, how much so is debatable. The glans (head) is desensitized somewhat, not having the protection of foreskin, but it still functions as needed.

Some women may not prefer one way or another, but the intact penis tends to have more skin to slide in and out of, reducing friction. The same benefit applies to masturbation, giving the penis a sleeve of sorts and reducing the need for artificial lubrication. Overall, being uncut has a couple slight benefits but nothing too considerable.

:themoreyouknow

I just realized I know (or maybe just think) a lot about penises :/

executioneer
Jan 30th, 2004, 05:38 AM
fuck this thread to hell

-willie

executioneer
Jan 30th, 2004, 05:39 AM
fuck this goddamn thread to hell >:

-willie

ziggytrix
Jan 30th, 2004, 07:42 AM
OAO, please change your sig so my name only has to be in this thread once.

executioneer
Jan 30th, 2004, 08:01 AM
fuck you, this thread

-willie

executioneer
Jan 30th, 2004, 08:02 AM
if this thread was a nice old lady i'd push it down the stairs >:

-willie

executioneer
Jan 30th, 2004, 10:11 AM
Did you know this thread makes me want to commit suicide

The One and Only...
Jan 30th, 2004, 11:11 AM
It should be noted that there are slight benefits from being circumicized.

I've heard that the foreskin gets caught in your zipper sometimes. :/

Also, does desensitization necessarily mean less pleasure? Perhaps it just me, but the feeling from an orgasm comes from inside the penis rather than outside.

In fact, desensitization may even be a bonus. Think about it. With a desensitized penis, it will probably take longer to orgasm, meaning that you will have... ahem... more stamina.

Okay, I'm thinking about this to much.

And ziggytrix... no.

pjalne
Jan 30th, 2004, 12:04 PM
Okay, I'm thinking about this to much.

Yes.

Supafly345
Jan 30th, 2004, 12:05 PM
I myself just became circumsized, my girlfriend woulden't have sex with me if I didn't.
I noticed a differance pain tolerance from when I comb it.

Dole
Jan 30th, 2004, 12:14 PM
you comb your penis?!?!

pjalne
Jan 30th, 2004, 12:16 PM
You cut your penis because a girl wanted you to?!?!

Supafly345
Jan 30th, 2004, 12:59 PM
No, of course I didn't, I'm not an idiot. Hahaha.

A asked a doctor to do it.

Anonymous
Jan 30th, 2004, 01:35 PM
You know someone's cool when their signature is full of other people talking about them.

Comrade Rocket
Jan 30th, 2004, 07:02 PM
I was cut at birth, but I think they did it wrong, or I have that thing were you are like supar sensitve to touch. In any case I have never had to use any kind of lubracation.

Also, I think I might have a big one, because all the girls who have seen it have said it was big... ive never mesured it tho.

one more thing. I don't know if its just me, but I can't get it, its hardest unless im with a girl. When i'm with a girl, it feels like its going to explode.

Supafly345
Jan 30th, 2004, 07:11 PM
Gee wiz guys, why does my boy parts hurt when I sit next to the girl at school who mommy says 'doesn't dress like a lady?'

Duuh, why does my peter prefer women to magazines?

da blob
Feb 3rd, 2004, 09:46 PM
Would've been a cool thread, if only the metric system was as universal as it's suposed to be - you RETARDS.

executioneer
Feb 3rd, 2004, 10:19 PM
this thread killed the baby jesus :(

-willie

Supafly345
Feb 3rd, 2004, 10:28 PM
Would've been a cool thread, if only the metric system was as universal as it's suposed to be - you RETARDS.Yeah, thats my fault. Sorry 'bout that.

executioneer
Feb 3rd, 2004, 10:32 PM
QUIT TO POST IN THREAD >:(

-willie

AChimp
Feb 3rd, 2004, 10:49 PM
I swear I'm fucking cursed so as to have to post this fucking image at least once every six months. >:

http://www.neo-tech.com/images/penis-chart.jpg

THERE. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW, OAO? JUST FOLLOW THE FUCKING DIRECTIONS.

And we already had the circumsion debate here dozens of times. Yes, it's not really necessary anymore because of antibiotics. Yes, it WAS necessary centuries ago, because the last thing you want is an infection on your pecker. I'd take an anal fungus over cock rot any day.

Cap'n Crunch
Feb 3rd, 2004, 11:11 PM
THAT RECORD ON THE BIGGEST PENIS IS TALKING ABOUT ME JUST TO LET YOU GUYS NOW. AND LADIES, I'M SINGLE!

Command Prompt
Feb 4th, 2004, 03:44 AM
1) Can someone tell me how large the average 15-16 year old male's penis is?


Are you revealing your true age? Or were you looking to go to the baths for the first time and don't want to be scared? >:

executioneer
Feb 4th, 2004, 04:10 AM
i want to strangle this thread with a piano wire, and give it a "necktie" or whatever it's called >:

-willie

Ninjavenom
Feb 4th, 2004, 11:53 AM
Colombian necktie or mafia bowtie :O

executioneer
Feb 4th, 2004, 01:57 PM
yeah :)

-willie

theapportioner
Feb 14th, 2004, 03:11 PM
YOUR PLEASURE UNIT WILL GROW TO INFINITY IF YOU ALLOW THE INVISIBLE HAND TO STROKE IT

kellychaos
Feb 14th, 2004, 04:20 PM
Your penis is growing so exponentially that it's actually become a part of your head.

G_man64
Feb 14th, 2004, 04:48 PM
:)

camacazio
Feb 14th, 2004, 08:40 PM
My penis is the size of Canada.

Supafly345
Feb 14th, 2004, 11:37 PM
That's your excuse for never getting laid? C'mon.

SMN
Feb 15th, 2004, 02:03 AM
listen, all you gotta do is not abuse it (a.k.a. treat it violent, or over whacking) but give it plenty of exersise, and your trouser snake will give u years of maintenance free performance.

liquidstatik
Feb 15th, 2004, 02:08 AM
Did you really do that sig yourself? :eek

The One and Only...
Feb 15th, 2004, 07:56 PM
http://www.neo-tech.com/images/penis-chart.jpg

Cool. One thing though... my dick is a turtle penis. That is, it's very small when limp... but that makes it a nice suprise.

Also, what size condom will I need to wear?

Rongi
Feb 15th, 2004, 08:00 PM
I want to strangel you with a condom you fucking dork.

maggiekarp
Feb 15th, 2004, 09:48 PM
Turtle penis. Heh.

Cap'n Crunch
Feb 15th, 2004, 11:45 PM
Heh.

Brandon
Feb 16th, 2004, 12:09 AM
Also, what size condom will I need to wear?
JUST TAPE A GARBAGE BAG AROUND IT. IT'S TOO HUGE FOR MERE CONDOMS.

theapportioner
Feb 16th, 2004, 02:11 AM
I recommend double bagging. Garbage bags aren't made for that kind of friction. :/

noob3
Feb 16th, 2004, 04:08 AM
HEY EVERYBODY

Anonymous
Feb 16th, 2004, 08:18 AM
HI NOOB

jin
Feb 16th, 2004, 08:54 AM
Hello everyone ;o

liquidstatik
Feb 16th, 2004, 01:40 PM
Hey! :D

The One and Only...
Feb 16th, 2004, 04:28 PM
That damn pic was not drawn to scale. If it were, I would have a really huge dick.

Also, my penis is 7". When I press down on it, it's around 7.5".

My penis has a circumference of 6.1".

Now... what size condom is appropriate?

maggiekarp
Feb 16th, 2004, 05:15 PM
*shrug* Large?

noob3
Feb 16th, 2004, 06:09 PM
Why are you even worrying about condoms? I doubt anyone's going to be having sex with you anytime soon, loser.

The One and Only...
Feb 16th, 2004, 07:19 PM
Curiosity.

Big McLargehuge
Feb 16th, 2004, 07:23 PM
IT IS SO HE DOESN'T HAVE TO TOUCH HIS PENIS WHEN HE IS MASTURBATING.

Perndog
Feb 16th, 2004, 07:45 PM
Six-inch circumferecnce? Dude, that's pushing pop can size. If you were actually being honest about this I'd advise you to go have surgery to make it smaller.

Big Papa Goat
Feb 16th, 2004, 08:03 PM
Elephantitis

Pee Wee Herman
Feb 16th, 2004, 08:07 PM
I don't think he measured it right. That sounds abnormally large. measure the circumference by taking a string or tape measure and wrapping it ONCE around your dick. Mark the string with your finger and measure the string.

The One and Only...
Feb 16th, 2004, 08:48 PM
Will do, but according to the chart, it's still possible.

Rongi
Feb 16th, 2004, 08:51 PM
I bet the reason you're so dumb is because your penis is so big it drains blood and air from your brain. :reference

PS you fucking suck.

Ooner
Feb 16th, 2004, 09:41 PM
Why is this thread still getting posts. :(

Big Papa Goat
Feb 16th, 2004, 10:31 PM
Because its awesome

executioneer
Feb 17th, 2004, 08:52 PM
WRONG >:

-willie