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The Retro Kat
Jan 31st, 2004, 12:23 AM
So for a practicle joke some friends and I bought thongs at Target (where I work) on clearance for 1.71, and we dirty danced around some people. Those things are the most uncomfortable form of an undergarment ever. How the fuck do girls wear those?

liquidstatik
Jan 31st, 2004, 12:25 AM
Their penises dun get in the way.

CLICK9
Jan 31st, 2004, 12:32 AM
no, they're still really uncomfortable despite that.

Emu
Jan 31st, 2004, 12:49 AM
Because girls like to get offended when they catch you staring at their asses, even though their "hip hugger" pants are almost to their knees and the only way to solve the problem is pulling their skin-tight shirts down instead of pulling their pants up.

yeah, that's it

The Retro Kat
Jan 31st, 2004, 12:55 AM
I dont think girls should get offended by us looking at their thongs because it is a triangle facing down, much like an arrow, and our eyes cant help but to follow the arrow, its common pschyology.

camacazio
Jan 31st, 2004, 12:56 AM
If girls get offended at being looked at while wearing hip-huggers or tight shirts or thongs, then they're stupid.

Command Prompt
Jan 31st, 2004, 01:40 AM
That or they are fed up because guys that look like you are oogling them instead of the ones they really dressed up sexy for. >:

Supafly345
Jan 31st, 2004, 01:43 AM
The girl part of your brain is stupid c:\

Command Prompt
Jan 31st, 2004, 01:52 AM
sure is :(

The Unseen
Jan 31st, 2004, 07:43 AM
I like girls. :(

Matt Harty
Jan 31st, 2004, 10:13 AM
Maybe girls should stop wearing underwear.

AChimp
Jan 31st, 2004, 10:20 AM
www.wickedweasel.com

:wank :(

Hugh_Bristic
Jan 31st, 2004, 11:27 AM
Chimp, you're disgusting. You also have atrocious taste in "underwear" and girls.

The rest of you. Come the fuck on... I mean, really. Quit.

AChimp
Jan 31st, 2004, 11:42 AM
They're bikinis. :(

Ninjavenom
Jan 31st, 2004, 11:45 AM
I don't like thongs. They're not as sexy as panties, which some in a zillion varieties of awesomeness.

HickMan
Jan 31st, 2004, 11:54 AM
www.wickedweasel.com

:wank :(

VIRGIN EYES! VIRGIN EYES! :(

I also think panties are sexier. Women's white lengere (sp) with the frillies give me a funny feeling :love

Jeanette X
Jan 31st, 2004, 12:04 PM
I never wear thongs. I can't imagine having whats essentially a permenent wedgie all day. Besides, they make you more prone to yeast infections. I'll take a nice set of silky panties over those damn things any day.

Supafly345
Jan 31st, 2004, 12:06 PM
Panties? Who would wear panties on their feet? I prefer sandals myself.

Drew Katsikas
Jan 31st, 2004, 12:20 PM
LOL


http://img15.photobucket.com/albums/v46/drewkatsikas/thongs.gif[/img]

MisSFiT
Jan 31st, 2004, 02:32 PM
I didn't like wearing them at first, but then I got used to them and I can't wear anything else. Besides, I can't stand underwear lines on my ass.

Dole
Jan 31st, 2004, 02:52 PM
I feel your pain.


I have always been a fan of the thongs of thinatra.

:posh BOOM :posh BOOM

Esuohlim
Jan 31st, 2004, 05:53 PM
Fat people shouldn't wear thongs, Missfit

FartinMowler
Jan 31st, 2004, 06:04 PM
Thanks Jeanette :/ everytime I look at a magazine with a beautiful Brazilian girl in a thong I'm going to thing "Yeast infection" :(

Helm
Jan 31st, 2004, 06:14 PM
Yes! Finally Jeanette makes herself somewhat useful!

Rongi
Jan 31st, 2004, 06:54 PM
Chimp, why is that emoticon ejaculating on the poor frowny face?

Command Prompt
Jan 31st, 2004, 10:46 PM
The girl part of your brain is stupid c:\

Shhh he is sleeping now. He has had a rough day :(

Matt Harty
Feb 1st, 2004, 10:47 AM
Thanks Jeanette :/ everytime I look at a magazine with a beautiful Brazilian girl in a thong I'm going to thing "Yeast infection" :(

Hot women don't get Yeast infections.

Sorry about your wife. :(

HickMan
Feb 1st, 2004, 10:54 AM
True. Hot women don't get any infections at all.

AChimp
Feb 1st, 2004, 12:02 PM
Chimp, why is that emoticon ejaculating on the poor frowny face?

The real question is why it's a frowny face. He's sad because there's no wanking emoticon that goes in the other direction, so two emoticons can never know the joy of ejaculating on each other's face. :(

They can only form a congo-line of back-jizzing. :(

:wank :wank :wank :wank :wank :)

Ghost of Fraiser
Feb 1st, 2004, 12:15 PM
How come the guy's face is yellow but the penis is flesh colored?

AChimp
Feb 1st, 2004, 12:20 PM
Ever seen Simpsons porn? >:

MisSFiT
Feb 1st, 2004, 04:37 PM
Fat people shouldn't wear thongs, Missfit

I'm not fat you fucking moron.

Mr. Vagiclean
Feb 1st, 2004, 04:45 PM
I give Esu three days :lol

Terra
Feb 1st, 2004, 06:55 PM
I enjoy thongs although at first they were pretty uncomfortable. Now I couldn't imagine being without one, unless I'm down to brass tacks and the laundry hamper prevails over caution.
:)
T

Terra
Feb 1st, 2004, 06:57 PM
**sigh**


First post and it has to be a "thong" topic. That, and I just now posted to myself.

AChimp
Feb 1st, 2004, 06:59 PM
LOSE THE BLUE. >:

mischief
Feb 1st, 2004, 07:00 PM
underwear is only necessary when wearing a skirt, in which case thongs are acceptable.

Schimid
Feb 1st, 2004, 07:02 PM
MISCHIEF :eek

Terra
Feb 1st, 2004, 07:07 PM
LOSE THE BLUE. >:

Blue is officially gone! There. Your right. This is much better. And just to be safe, I'll not jimmie with the font size either. :)

T

Schimid
Feb 1st, 2004, 07:08 PM
Don't you just hate that enter button? :lol

mischief
Feb 1st, 2004, 07:16 PM
oh no, red x :(

Anonymous
Feb 1st, 2004, 07:39 PM
THONG IS NASTY

Hugh_Bristic
Feb 2nd, 2004, 12:34 AM
You're all sluts.

TeRRaNuSER
Feb 2nd, 2004, 01:07 AM
If girls get offended at being looked at while wearing hip-huggers or tight shirts or thongs, then they're stupid. Girls only get offended because they don't want you looking at their ass.

rainbowbrite
Feb 2nd, 2004, 01:14 AM
thongs are a gift from god...the end

Anonymous
Feb 2nd, 2004, 11:45 AM
Dammit, hugh, get your ass online.

Marilyn666
Feb 2nd, 2004, 12:00 PM
So for a practicle joke some friends and I bought thongs at Target (where I work) on clearance for 1.71, and we dirty danced around some people. Those things are the most uncomfortable form of an undergarment ever. How the fuck do girls wear those?
You get used of it.

Immortal Goat
Feb 2nd, 2004, 03:48 PM
LOL


http://img15.photobucket.com/albums/v46/drewkatsikas/thongs.gif[/img]

I'd hate to see how she got on the OTHER thongs.

Pub Lover
Feb 3rd, 2004, 08:07 AM
We call those 'Jandles' here in Kiwiland. :/
http://www.geocities.com/braindeadjimmy/aad_history/aad_king_kapisi.txt

Terra
Feb 3rd, 2004, 09:11 AM
You're all sluts.

Geez.

He says this like it's a *bad* thing. :)

T

rainbowbrite
Feb 3rd, 2004, 11:30 AM
im a man-slut :) ...at heart :(

Dole
Feb 3rd, 2004, 11:37 AM
a slut for men? Fair enough.

rainbowbrite
Feb 3rd, 2004, 11:43 PM
im a man being a slut for wemon :blah ...lets just say im easy...

noob3
Feb 4th, 2004, 12:06 AM
lots of people are when nobody wants 'em

TeRRaNuSER
Feb 4th, 2004, 12:49 AM
and the ones who are wanted?

rainbowbrite
Feb 5th, 2004, 09:59 PM
and the ones who are wanted?

=ME

sadie
Feb 6th, 2004, 11:37 AM
shut up. >: