DamnthatDavid
Mar 6th, 2004, 06:17 AM
Bored with my jobless existance, I try all types of new things.
I read an article in the local paper that eggyolk does wonders for the skin. My skin on my face has been dry lately, so I tried it out.
I applied the yellow goo to my skin, and waited.
5 minutes into the "cure" the eggyolk started hardening.
10 minutes, and it felt like I coated my face with quick dry cement.
I flexed my face in front of a mirror. And Behold! It cracked and started flaking like hell. Reminding me of cheap zombie skin. But yellow.
Now, I started thinking, add some paint into the mix, Greens and blues, and browns, you might just have some nasty looking green, blue, and brown peeling skin instead. It will be worth the try.
I read an article in the local paper that eggyolk does wonders for the skin. My skin on my face has been dry lately, so I tried it out.
I applied the yellow goo to my skin, and waited.
5 minutes into the "cure" the eggyolk started hardening.
10 minutes, and it felt like I coated my face with quick dry cement.
I flexed my face in front of a mirror. And Behold! It cracked and started flaking like hell. Reminding me of cheap zombie skin. But yellow.
Now, I started thinking, add some paint into the mix, Greens and blues, and browns, you might just have some nasty looking green, blue, and brown peeling skin instead. It will be worth the try.