SHOCKING REVELATION

[Anonymous]

I normally don't post a lot, and the posts I do have are usually concentrated in a few threads. But I've come to realize that I'm vastly more entertaining than most of the people who DO post a lot.

So, I'm going to start adding things to threads, even when I don't have anything to say. Usually by making fun of those of you who suck. I urge you to not follow my example.

Just a 'heads up.'

[Big McLargehuge]

I normally don't post a lot

Total posts: 3989
[2.13% of total / 9.95 posts per day]


:rolleyes

[Ghost of Fraiser]

928
[0.50% of total / 4.66 posts per day]


:boohoo

[kahljorn]

I did that once, but it got boring, so I left for three months. Then I came back, and people made fun of me, so I cried and left again.

[Anonymous]

and the posts I do have are usually concentrated in a few threads.

[Anonymous]

You probably have a point, Kahl. But I think it's a subconcious effort on my part to get disgusted to the point where I'm forced into another vacation.

[Anonymous]

Just look at that signature.

[Jixby Phillips]

I agree with everybody so far in this thread, this is the perfect thread so far :eek :eek :eek

[kahljorn]

That's always a very effective way to do things, I like your psychology.

Now all you have to do is start hallucinating on request.

[Anonymous]

I can already do that ;<

[kahljorn]

That's good, when I close my eyes and relax a curtain unfolds and the scenes change, i feel diagnolly propped on a ceiling looking at scenes of myself and the thoughts circling around me. Some are negative and hgue, and scare the hell out of me. Others are busy with other things.

[Anonymous]

My imagination was a lot worse as a kid, and it's either dulled naturally through my teens, or a lot of it is just being psychologically blocked cause I'd have really bad vivid sights and feelings, like being eaten alive and people trying to assassinate me and stuff.

[Jixby Phillips]

kahljorn shutup or i'll have to pop you one in the face http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/mad.gif

[Anonymous]

Jixby we're trying to have a conversation here!!! Go soak your head but don't-UH OH TOO LATE! You dunked it in that bucket of semen you keep by your computer!! Oh well, I hear clorox gets that stuff right out! :Lotida

[Ghost of Fraiser]

where is that catty bitch anyway?

[Jixby Phillips]

I use my imagination to make girls kiss each other and then kiss each others boobs and then they slap each other and get into a slapping fight and theres nosebleeds adnt hey lick each others nose bleeds up and kiss some more and then they masterbate while watching each other pee in the toilet and they have their socks on the whole time thats hot

[Jixby Phillips]

usually celebrities

[kahljorn]

It's like Alan Watts says:

Culture/Eduction destroys the spontaneous nature of a child, and in order to function as "Proper Adults" you have to lose your imagination and creativity and become Self-conscious of everything you do... so the life cycle of a person is to lose their child like aspect, become self conscious, then spend a few years trying to regain their creativity and spontaniaty.
In most respects that Culture and education is a necessary evil.

[Jixby Phillips]

god you think you're sos mart just because you're a woman or something :rolleyes

[Anonymous]

i totally agree with you kid though i prefer to watch the webcams and sometimes i think thats probably what some of the people on this board look like but not any of these new ones theyre probably the gay guys on the other cams that the fags watch haha just kidding chojin but seriously i think theyve got issues and probably too ugly for a webcam am i right guys

[kahljorn]

I bought my life jacket at SOS mart.

[Jixby Phillips]

buy my fist at FUCK YOU mart

would you like your face with that POW it's in out in the parkinglot, bitch

[Anonymous]

gonna kick the money outta your ass

[Jixby Phillips]

this thread is OURS >:D

[kahljorn]

POW and all the turtles turn over :(

[Anonymous]

come on jixby what do you think this board is a chat room did you know that an imockery chat room was in the works before but it got cancelled cause of all these newbs i swear so dont worry about before i was just kidding cause youre in with me but dont give these people the wrong idea they might think they can play with the big boys now

[Jixby Phillips]

THIS THREA DDOESN'T BELONG TO YOU ANYMORE

EDIT : THAT WAS DIRECTED AT KAHLHORN

[Jixby Phillips]

Chojin: I almost have as many posts ast you :) :) :)

[Anonymous]

Not today, BUCKO

[Jixby Phillips]

watch out becasue ofne of these days you'll go on vacation and POOF i'll be posting up to your level and you won't be able to boss me around anymore

[kahljorn]

DONT FORGET TO J UMP ON THEM AFTERWARDS

[The Anon]

Man this is a pointless thread! But in a good way. :)

[kellychaos]

Actually, Socrates said something along those lines about 2400 years ago.

It's like Alan Watts says:

Culture/Eduction destroys the spontaneous nature of a child, and in order to function as "Proper Adults" you have to lose your imagination and creativity and become Self-conscious of everything you do... so the life cycle of a person is to lose their child like aspect, become self conscious, then spend a few years trying to regain their creativity and spontaniaty.
In most respects that Culture and education is a necessary evil.

[kahljorn]

SHUT UP, I was talking about ALAN WATTS

[Lotida]

Jixby we're trying to have a conversation here!!! Go soak your head but don't-UH OH TOO LATE! You dunked it in that bucket of semen you keep by your computer!! Oh well, I hear clorox gets that stuff right out! :Lotida

I'm on your mind! :love

[BAPE]

i like where this thread is going it is a instant classic you newbies could learn a thing or two about how to make a thread that doesnt suck maybe they will try now haha oh man they will never learn thats what separates the big boys from these newbies its a game they dont know how to play because they dont have the skills i remember that chatroom whatever happened haha we will have to get together and discuss it again sorry newbies your not invited nice try though

[Mr. Vagiclean]

someone sig that, hurry

[kellychaos]

SHUT UP, I was talking about ALAN WATTS

I was going to apologize for failing to find a Socrates link and not elaborating on my point because I thought that I came off as sarcastic. Now, I'm going to merely point out that both you and Alan Watts are fairly unoriginal in your thoughts on the development of the human soul.

[Jixby Phillips]

I'm just posting to see what my post count is now :eek