Tony Bennett

[ItalianStereotype]

I had the chance to see this living legend tonight and, to be honest, the man got me so wet. This was life changing, my friends! I'll lay odds that not a single one of you did anything nearly as fulfilling tonight!

[Jeanette X]

Who the hell is Tony Bennett?

[Zomboid]

I played some castle crashers, ate some microwave michelina's pasta, and am "taking it easy for tomorrow night."

[Esuohlim]

IS, are you a 75 year old woman

[ItalianStereotype]

75 year old women don't get wet anymore

[WhiteRat]

I watched Fort Walton Beach HS beat Milton HS 34-0 in football tonight.

[Evil Robot]

I was hunting the most dangerous animal of all tonight, MAN.

[DevilWearsPrada]

bastard killed my best hunting dog

[Evil Robot]

Shutup, your next.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I'd see Tony Bennett. I'd reather see Robert Goulet, but....

[Fathom Zero]

I love Tony Bennett.

[Emu]

75 year old women don't get wet anymore

sounds like a bet to me

[Zomboid]

I'm taking my mom to an Elton John concert next week. Tony Bennett can lick Elton's big gay balls.

[Tadao]

Is this to thank her for going to your prom?

[Zomboid]

I dropped out of high school. IT IS TO THANK HER FOR YEARS OF PUTTING UP WITH EXCESSIVE DRINKING AND TOMFOOLERY.

[Sam]

IT IS TO THANK HER FOR ALL THE MEEEEEETTHHHH

[Tadao]

I already did that with anal sex.

[Zomboid]

METH METH METH METH METH METH METH METH METH METH METH

[Grislygus]

where the hell's he paying at, you lucky son of a bitch?

[Tadao]

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