What's the best thing to say to a girl who THINKS she is fat?

[Zhukov]

My girlfriend imagines that she is overweight, and that I find her unnatractive.

She's gorgeous, and not large at all. She's not just fishing for compliments, either, she actually thinks she's fat. I spend all the time I possibly can telling her how beautiful she is, and touching her, I definitely AM attracted to her.

I'm wondering what other people would say. I reinforce how desirable I find her, and usually wind up using reason and logic. Doesn't really work.

Damn fashion industry.

[MetalMilitia]

When you give her a hug, make sure you have a boner.

[Tadao]

:lol

[Dixie]

Hahahaha
Dude.
We ALL think we're fat.

[Jeanette X]

Reassure her and tell her that you think she is the perfect size and you'd rather have her over any bag of antlers any day. And tell her that you aren't just saying it to make her feel better, that you honestly mean it. Hug her and kiss her and tell her how wonderfully sexy she is and how disgusting all those scrawny wenches are. Tell her that she's been brainwashed by the media. Keep doing what you're doing, in other words.

[Tadao]

WARNING!

DO NOT TELL HER THAT SHE HAS BEEN BRAINWASHED!
DO NOT TELL HER THAT OTHER GIRLS ARE SCRAWNY AND THAT SHE IS NOT!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Tell her to stop reading People and teen magazine and pick up an issue of Cosmo. She'll feel much better. I always do.

[MetalMilitia]

While I can't claim to understand the workings of the female mind as well as an actual IRL female, Jeanette's advice sounds really terrible.

[Tadao]

In a perfect world where women are rational, it would then be good advice.

[MetalMilitia]

Yeah best stick to the boner-hugs for the time being.

[RaNkeri]

Make her hang out with other girls who are fatter than her

[Esuohlim]

Shut up Rankeri you big ol' bag of antlers

[Dixie]

My husband's solution to this problem was to ask me what I think I need to do to change what I don't like about my physical appearance, and then encourage me to do so. My anniversary present was an elliptical machine, like I asked for. :)

You really can't do anything to make her feel better about herself. We all think we're fat. We all think we're less attractive than the bartender that flirts with you for tips. We all know you'll probably say anything to make us feel better so you still get laid.

It's up to us to change our own opinions about ourselves and if we don't work at it we have no right to bitch about it. We have to either embrace what we don't like or do something about it.

[=^_^=]

Buy her a scale.

[Dixie]

Yay someone likes my beastie cat!
Go Seamus!

[Zhukov]

It's up to us to change our own opinions about ourselves and if we don't work at it we have no right to bitch about it. We have to either embrace what we don't like or do something about it.

Well, she already excercises at a gym, and eats very healthily. I certainly wouldn't want her to do anything more, because as I said, she isn't fat. I don't want her to be a scrawny bitch. She doesn't really moan about it, she just thinks I'm faking it when I tell her that she's not.

I think I'll continue what I'm doing, but increase the amount of boner hugs that I give. That actually seems like a pretty good idea.

[Shrubfest]

Next time she askes, say 'fine, you have some fat, yes.'

Then jump her.

[DevilWearsPrada]

She doesn't really moan about it, she just thinks I'm faking it when I tell her that she's not.

:orgasm

[MarioRPG]

Challenge her to a Twinkie / Ho-ho eating contest and make sure you win.

[pac-man]

Tell her that she is fat. Or break-up with her and let some other poor bastard deal with that shit.

[glowbelly]

tell her to go to a shrink and work on her self-image
then be prepared to be dumped.

[Tadao]

because the shink will sex her.

[DuFresne]

When I told my girlfriend about the boner-hugs solution, she genuinely went "AWWW:love that's SWEET!" so either my girlfriend is a much bigger freak than I thought or MM might actually be onto something.

[Tadao]

Yeah MM, You must have got it right :rolleyes

[DuFresne]

I DEMAND THIS HYPOTHESIS BE TESTED THOROUGHLY BEFORE ANY FURTHER EYEROLLING GOOD SIR

[Tadao]

MM GOT IT FROM ME! AND I MEAN THE IDEA, NOT THE ACT ITSELF!

[Tadao]

:HAT

[DuFresne]

Oh, sorry. I misunderstood for whom the rolleyes were. Can I make it up somehow?

[Tadao]

Wanna hug?

[DuFresne]

Maybe a boner-hug?

edit: damn he beat me to the joke :(

[Emu]

I thought boner hugs were a normal expression of friendship between the sexes ???

[Pub Lover]

Emu, you were being abused. Call the police! :eek

[Fathom Zero]

The Sex Police!

http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/2725/sexpoliceb1el6.jpg

[DevilWearsPrada]

M.Bison hat

[pac-man]

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w79/bison_for_prez/Progress_shots/IMG_4817.jpg

[DevilWearsPrada]

alternate costume

[pac-man]

Ah...

[MetalMilitia]

Yeah MM, You must have got it right :rolleyes

NO ONE LIKES A SOURPUSS TADAO

[Tadao]

YOU'RE JUST A COPY CAT

[Bod]

Tell her you don't fuck fat birds, that works with me. Unless I meet one of the exs and she's fat.