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Guitar Woman
Sep 8th, 2008, 10:29 PM
Ok, you guys are familiar with the standard procedure.

Game was an early 90's PC Platformer, probably for DOS. You played some guy who had hair like He-Man and shot lasers out of his dick. I mean, he didn't really shoot lasers out of his dick, but you have no visible laser gun and since they are coming out from the lower area of your midsection what the hell am I supposed to think?

You ran around collecting fruit and shit, and every time you picked one up a rock guitar note played. The first level was full of little purple enemies who were nothing more than a mouth and stomach attached to a pair of feet. They sorta looked like hungry eggplants.

This game is awesome and I really need to find it again.

Schimid
Sep 8th, 2008, 10:55 PM
Jazz Jackrabbit.

Guitar Woman
Sep 9th, 2008, 12:01 AM
No, but I got the demo of that in the same shareware pack :<

Guitar Woman
Sep 9th, 2008, 12:14 AM
XARGON

FUCK YEAH

http://www.the-underdogs.info/game.php?id=2111

Guitar Woman
Sep 9th, 2008, 12:16 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xSYb2jrVRU

Schimid
Sep 9th, 2008, 12:33 AM
You can't win your own thread, you know.

Fathom Zero
Sep 9th, 2008, 10:26 AM
Dude, I was about to say Xargon. WAIT NEXT TIME.

Nick
Sep 10th, 2008, 01:47 AM
Wow, Epic Games made that.

executioneer
Sep 10th, 2008, 01:59 AM
oh man i remember that game! i think i was looking for it a while ago myself thanks a lot!

darkvare
Sep 10th, 2008, 09:02 AM
i wonder how painful it would be to shoot lasers out of your dick

MattJack
Sep 10th, 2008, 10:24 AM
probably not as bad as passin' a stone :\

darkvare
Sep 10th, 2008, 09:00 PM
now i want a lightdick to fight darth vader :(

Neen
Sep 10th, 2008, 09:30 PM
You must find Professor Plum and dismantle the doomsday bomb. You also have a mullet.