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I put my dick in a jar of old mayonaise today. The best part was pulling it out slowly and feeling the clumps slip by the tip.

[MattJack]

stop, Tadao.

[pac-man]

Plain mayonnaise? Everybody knows that you can't beat that tangy zip of Miracle Whip.

[RaNkeri]

I assume you let your pet lick your dick clean, otherwise that would have been waste of good mayonaise :posh

[Hangie]

He said it was old mayonaise, jerk, do you want his dog to die?

[executioneer]

it's not like it was antifreeze, at worst it would make the dog yack all over the rug

[Grislygus]

Which he would then undoubtedly rub his dick in

[MetalMilitia]

What can't you do with dicks these days?

[Dixie]

They're terrible in pancakes.

[executioneer]

i guess it depends on what kind of syrup you put on em

[Studio8]

dick in the milk challenge at my house, 4:30 today

[Sparklez]

OMFGGGG!

Knowing that made my day... =/

**~Sparklez out~**

[executioneer]

thanks for bumping this shitty old thread, purple text

[Supafly345]

Sparklez out
sparklez out