Where do you find old men?

[Bod]

I'm in my mid 30s now and single. All the blokes my age are in slippers and long term relationships, or having mid life crisis and becoming football hooligans. There are no single and decent thirty something men out there. Where do you find the elusive mammal that is a nice bloke in his thirties? All the ones i've met are literally quite mad.

[Tadao]

Right here baby : perv

[Bod]

Sweet! I knew I'd returned with good reason.

[Tadao]

Better act now, I have two more years to be in my thirties.

[Bod]

I can handle 40's. I kissed someone who was 41 quite recently and it didn't feel any different to a 30 something person, bizarrely enough. He didn't smell of pee either.

[Tadao]

I smell more like old spice and baby powder. Diaper rash can be a bitch. I hope you can sport pigtails and rubber boots.

[DevilWearsPrada]

Wanna make out?

[Tadao]

Now I know for a fact you can sport pigtails and rubber boots :love

[DuFresne]

I don't know what spinal fluid smells like, but I always had a feeling Tadao smells like it.

[executioneer]

i'm a nice bloke in my thirties but i believe i also fall under the "quite mad" category :(

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I'm in my mid 30s now and single. All the blokes my age are in slippers and long term relationships, or having mid life crisis and becoming football hooligans. There are no single and decent thirty something men out there. Where do you find the elusive mammal that is a nice bloke in his thirties? All the ones i've met are literally quite mad.


Right here...43, divorced for over a year, sane, and gainfully employed.

[Dixie]

Met my old man at a Saxon concert.
Old men are the best.

[Bod]

This is not the first time I'm thinking I should move across the pond.

btw, I've never had anyone use my pics in their avatar before, it's like talking to myself.

[Neen]

A candle lit dinner at 4PM? Maybe a Ben-Gay rubdown afterward?:orgasm

[wobzire]

Oh crap! Am I too late to say all the stereotypical stuff? Lets see; An all day breakfast establishment, playing checkers in the park, alone in their room at the nursing home waiting for their grandkids to call. Damn it I know that there is more, sorry I couldn't be more help.

[Neen]

Don't forget telling kids to get of the damn lawn.

[Tadao]

This is not the first time I'm thinking I should move across the pond.

btw, I've never had anyone use my pics in their avatar before, it's like talking to myself.

I'm just seeing what it's feels like to be inside you :orgasm

[MattJack]

I'm in my mid 30s now and single. All the blokes my age are in slippers and long term relationships, or having mid life crisis and becoming football hooligans. There are no single and decent thirty something men out there. Where do you find the elusive mammal that is a nice bloke in his thirties? All the ones i've met are literally quite mad.
A/S/L

PICS??

Come to America.

If you are British then you know that you get a couple of bonus points in your favor, simply due to your accent.

If you are from New Zealand then you know that you get a couple of bonus points against you, simply due to your accent.

ZING PUB, FU*KN ZING!

[wobzire]

A/S/L

PICS??

Come to America.

I bet this almost always works.

[MattJack]

you have to add in my Avatar, and then it always works.

Trust me bruh

[Tadao]

Come visit Hollywood. Rog is out here and I'm near by.

[Sam]

I LOVE LADIES TOO!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

There's this coffee shop you should try, it's in the U.S. though. When are you arriving???

[Tadao]

Coffee? How about a few pints and some mattress wrestling instead?

[executioneer]

NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN :lol

[Tadao]

NO CUNNILINGUS FOR OLD MEN :tear

[Bod]

I've been to the States quite a few times and never pulled. Must be doing something wrong. And in Canada only 60 years olds that looked like they were in the Mafia chatted me up.

[Tadao]

Maybe that's because you are so overly hot. :smooth

[wobzire]

I think it would be cool to date a 60 year old mafia member.

[Bod]

Nah, they look like pub singers. No.

[MetalMilitia]

Maybe when you make your television debut you should slip in a message along the lines of "I just wish I had a handsome, similarly aged, non-insane man around to help me though this difficult period". Though with this approach you may get a few weirdos.

[Tadao]

It would seem that Australia wants you badly.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1058559/Sheilas-wanted-Australia-tries-lure-single-women-promises-sun-sand-Mr-Right.html

[DevilWearsPrada]

Just cut corners and get a guy 10yrs younger than you. If you're younger than 45 we really don't give a fuck about age

[Bod]

It would seem that Australia wants you badly.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1058559/Sheilas-wanted-Australia-tries-lure-single-women-promises-sun-sand-Mr-Right.html

yes I saw this earlier. As I may have lost my house and my job, I'm kinda thinking about emigrating. But the online test for australia failed me! Still waiting for the Canada one, they ask different questions though. Don't want to move to Oz anyway, hardly an decent bands play there.

[Zomboid]

I WAS BROWSING OLD THREADS AND DECIDED TO REVIVE THIS TO SAY: PICS PLS. You can live in my place and we can have sex when I get back from class. That'll be the daily routine :)

[liquidstatik]

..

[Cosmo Electrolux]

yes I saw this earlier. As I may have lost my house and my job, I'm kinda thinking about emigrating. But the online test for australia failed me! Still waiting for the Canada one, they ask different questions though. Don't want to move to Oz anyway, hardly an decent bands play there.

Move to Alabama....now....