Attn: Jake of all Trades

[Tadao]

I know who you are.

Mr. Martin

[Tadao]

http://www.librarything.nl/userpics/TeenAuthor.JPG

[Tadao]

Did that Trainman book prepare you for me?

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Human/JOATEwwwww.jpg

[Tadao]

I'm only doing this because you demanded an apology from me. It's a hard lesson son.

[Tadao]

Can your fancy writing skills prevail?

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Human/JOATEwwwww2.jpg
Ok, so I got her phone number. Should I ring it? By the way, the title of the thread is a reference to the book Train Man, which is a collection of internet posts on a forum in Japan where some Anime geek went to get help about his love life as a new girl came into his world.

Giving me her phone number was one of the first things she did when she responded on MSN, I just never reported it. Granted, because I wasn't sure whether you guys were teasing me or not, you can understand why I didn't report it.

Gonna ring her now.

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Human/JOATEwwwww3.jpg
Sorry guys, I really have betrayed you. It's been two weeks and still no word, I don't deserve it, I'm sure she got my text message, I got a sent notice so I got the number perfect. So far I don't know if this girl is that into me, because she tends to forget to call me back.

That's OK, I'm at the stage of my life where I'm actually watching Anime to cheer on the characters instead of fanboying over the hot gals who aren't even real, so there's hope for me yet. Who knows, maybe the attractive Japanese fujoshi I saw in Kinokuniya will talk to me (if she can understand English).

So I guess childhood promises just don't work out like they do in Love Hina or whatever, that girl should have treated me better, even if she was going to say no, she didn't even pick up the phone to give me an honest answer, how would I know if she'd let me romance her if she doesn't even call, I was simply appauled.

(sorry for the slight tendency towards Eminem inspired rap, this happens to me when I'm angry)

[Dimnos]

I bet thats what rapists sound like just a few months before they become rapists.

[Tadao]

antsdoexist@gmail.com

and yes, I do have your addy.

[Tadao]

Look at it this way Jake, now we can all pffft, buy all your PFFFTT, Ebooks BWAHAHAHAHA!

[Tadao]

The only way to get over your assburger's disease is through my method of shock therapy son.

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/WebJunk/Assburger.jpg

[Emu]

MORE

[Tadao]

I can make you into a man! (said Tadao to Train Wreck)

[DevilWearsPrada]

is that really him

[Tadao]

How many exp points do I get for destroying a lvl 7 wordsmith? Nothing? :(

[Tadao]

I know what your thinking Janky Boy, you are thing about (or have already) writing a book about your forum experiences. This is a big mistake, I'll be watching for it and I will point out all the lies. You are not a hero and you will never get the girl. Your book project has failed. If you do write it, I had better be a handsome devil! :picklehat

[Sam]

Where did he demand an apology I want to see it. >:

[Tadao]

Expecting an apology may as well be a demand from me.

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69698969

[Sam]

Ha. I remember that.

[Otto]

http://www.librarything.nl/userpics/TeenAuthor.JPG

He looks like Harry Potter as played by a sweet-potato.

[LordSappington]

Only level 7? Pfffffffft

[Tadao]

I bet that girl he likes did a quick search on the internet like I did. No wonder she is ignoring you.

[Zomboid]

http://www.animenano.com/blogs/viewinfo/Asperger-s-Anime-Blog

Wow.

[Tadao]

Come on guys! This is where you all rally against the evil man and sing praises for the underdog! Wait.... How does this go in Anime?

[Dixie]

Now you guys have a showdown.
But it depends on which anime you follow.
Personally the ones with lots of blood and demon creatures work for me.
But in Jake's world I think it starts with you kicking sand in his face on the beach in front of his 5 unbelievably attractive female friends who all adore him.

[RaNkeri]

:lol

[Tadao]

the Virtual Woman program (http://virtualwoman.net/) creeped me out about how realistic it is. By realistic I mean in in terms of “girls don’t like me in real life, just like in this simulator, what a revolutionary discovery in AI!

[Tadao]

So you are still a Virtual Virgin as well?

[Yukiko]

You guys are so mean! I think he's kinda cute for an Otaku.

[Dixie]

Don't tell me Jake has fans now.....

[Yukiko]

Well I don't really know him, yet :blush

[JakeOfAllTrades]

Actually I do have fans now, yet at the same time I don't think mudslinging is going to solve this. You also took my article about a comparison of the Virtual Woman program to visual novel games out of context. I was poking fun at myself and the game, of course it's not realistic, it's a video game for crying out loud. I don't think constant bickering is going to mend the rift between me and Tadao, and I'm a much more mature person now. I'm not that worried about my picture being posted here either. By the way, I have far less pimples now, a year in cleaning up one's appearance really does wonders on the face. Also in that photo I'm supposed to look grim and scary, it was a photo my metalhead buddy took at my formal of me looking "grim" and "kvlt", which unfortunately it fails miserably at doing.

It has been said that I didn't even use an alternative account, and this is the real me. I have used the same username on this forum as a measure of integrity (or as you have pointed out, my stupidity). If I was a real troll I would have changed my name here, I've put my reputation on the line to see if you guys trust me again.

I'm not the same man I was six months ago. A lot has changed. I still get giddy whenever I have the possibility of getting a girlfriend, but that's about normal. You can call me a virgin because I am. But let me ask you, Tadao, are you prepared to admit that you too were once a virgin as well, if you are not still one?

I don't want to blame anybody for your formed opinions about me from who I was six months ago. I've found a home on the interwebs with my blog and a number of bloggers who I discuss ideas with.

I didn't even realise you'd go back to hating me after you treated me so well for a while after returning, but now I see that you just forgot about me completely. There is no victory in mocking the disabled, even if this is I-Mockery, sometimes people went too far in dissing me and my condition. That was part of the reason I disappeared from here so long. Because I wasn't going to put up with that. I went to other places which were more welcoming because they didn't judge me for who I was, and forgave my inexperienced stumbles into my early blogging.

I don't think I'm ever going to get an apology from Tadao, but one thing I ask of him is to stop asking about my mother's tits. If he can do that I would be thankful.

[JakeOfAllTrades]

@Yukiko: I made a girl blush from my cuteness? The power is... not really over 9000, but round about 3000 at the moment. I really shouldn't have investigated what that 4chan metaphor meant.

[executioneer]

lol @ whoever's character yukiko is :lol

[JakeOfAllTrades]

Ok, how's this for a metaphor to describe the situation:

Me fighting with Tadao is a bit like how in The Killing Joke Batman and the Joker are trying to figure out how it's going to end, whether one or the other will kill each other. Both of them are deadly adversaries in their own way, and both of them could be argued to be equally insane. But which one of us is Batman, and which one of us is The Joker?

Tadao will probably take the easy route and say he's Batman, because Batman is cool and he wants to demean me. But it's not that simple my friends, because either one of us could be the metaphorical Batman or the Joker. It's all about how you look at it.

And you thought I couldn't use non-Anime metaphors, eh? Like The Killing Joke, there is the possibility that if I'm the Joker, I could get help, be rehabilitated. But you see, there's these two guys in a mental asylum... and Tadao might switch off the light before I get to the other side. I don't want it to be like that. I want to be rehabilitated without getting beaten up by Batman.

[Dixie]

No, Tad wants to be the bad man.
A very bad man.

[wobzire]

Personally if I had to come up with an anime metaphor for the situation: I would think you are most like two of those horrible tentacle rape monsters.

[Otto]

I didn't even realise you'd go back to hating me after you treated me so well for a while after returning, but now I see that you just forgot about me completely. There is no victory in mocking the disabled, even if this is I-Mockery, sometimes people went too far in dissing me and my condition.

Oh booh fucking hooh, someone made fun of your made up internet disease. Just go kill yourself, sweet-potato head.

[darkvare]

why are you such and asshole tadao :lol and by the way jake stop triying to defend your self you are just digging a deeper hole

[Dimnos]

What is the situation exactly? All I know is Tadao is kicking some major verbal ass. I just dont know why? Because JoaT has the ass burgers? And my money is on Kukiko being character Tadao made up for an elaborate scheme.

[wobzire]

That is the exact situation.

[Neen]

I bet his Asperger's is self-diagnosed.

That doesn't count, you know. And hiding behind it isn't going to do you any good.

[Dimnos]

So how many tards do we have around here with assburgers? And how many of them are self-diagnosed? :lol

[wobzire]

I am a big time Asspurger.

[Grislygus]

Haqhahaha

MY FRIENDS AND ME

While this particularly aloof individual didn’t even give me his contact details since he’s graduating from school soon and I don’t think I’ll see him again and I hoped to stay in touch, he did leave me with an interest in Cowa!.

I’ve had it with the crap my childhood promise girl is putting me through. She don’t answer my calls and she did me wrong, as a country western singer or rapper would say. Why do girls even give me their phone number if they never want to speak to me again? You talked to me last week bitch, even if it won’t work out, how can I be your friend if you don’t even talk to me, when my loneliness is eatin’ me, girl I remember when you used to tease me! I got three hoops in the basket like you asked, and you promised to marry me, but it’s years later, and you still won’t give me a straight answer!
http://aspergers.dasaku.net/?p=222 (The HIGHLIGHT)

This post (http://that.animeblogger.net/2008/09/17/lwc-65-serendipity-notion-revisited/) inspired me to have a response worthy of the great Lelangir’s attention, however his last response to my blogging, criticising my appreciation of a mobile phone game, left me disheartened and feeling lacking in philosophical worth, because he was dealing with much more baffling concepts while I was busy with filler.

I had a conversation with otou-san (http://www.shamefulotakusecret.com/) today about a number of things, which was really interesting. My theory about why 2D Anime women can’t exist in the same universe as 3D people except in a Roger Rabbit style universe where they’re already in the same place seemed so plausible, that I recommend any 2D complex sufferer take into account the risk of Anti-Matter when fantasising about lolis or more mature 2D women.

Well, it relates a lot, because the Virtual Woman program (http://virtualwoman.net/) creeped me out about how realistic it is. By realistic I mean in in terms of “girls don’t like me in real life, just like in this simulator, what a revolutionary discovery in AI!”. Let’s see how Virtual Woman stacks up to a visual novel
. . .
Love Hina Advance is a good favorite of mine, but it’s more of an interactive dating sim than a visual novel or an actual AI human simulator. It also does not creep me out anywhere near as much as Virtual Woman does. Kitsune may get drunk, Naru may beat me up, but they don’t make comments at you like “Would you hug your computer?” like Virtual Woman does. What makes the Uncanny Valley deeper is that each time you create a Virtual Woman with the program, they all have their own different quirks. Unfortunately one Virtual Woman I created in the game had an unhealthy obsession with dentists, and I was afraid she would try to rape me after I claimed I was a dentist in the game, just to break the ice. Another tried to turn me vegetarian, and was offended when I told her that I thought vegetarians were controlling.

I can't read anymore, guys, I just can't do it

[Chojin]

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/ibapery/images/i-bapery-header-2_04.gif

[RaNkeri]

I haven’t had a real date since the 20th Century, when a girl I liked, don’t remember her name, danced with me at the school disco

I never realised what a pimp I was during the elementary school discos, until now. Hell, I've dated 6 girls in one evening :eek

DDAAYYYMMMNNNNNNN.

[Dimnos]

You were at a school disco :lol

[Tadao]

JJ, why are you so protective about your moms love pillows?

I bet they are glorious globes of fleshy silky white with little pink nipples that perk up on a soft breeze.

Judging by the crust around your mouth, I bet I'm right.

[Tadao]

It has been said that I didn't even use an alternative account, and this is the real me. I have used the same username on this forum as a measure of integrity (or as you have pointed out, my stupidity). If I was a real troll I would have changed my name here, I've put my reputation on the line to see if you guys trust me again.

Has it been said that you didn't even use an alt account? Has it? No really. Has it? I think you wanted to add ruffles to you tuxedo shirt there you little homo. Is this how you E-Books sound?

Troll? Hahaha, dude... who said you were a troll. I think you mistook what you have been called. You have been called bait for a troll. People are just shocked that someone would leave bait out without a trap. What a waste.

I'm not the same man I was six months ago. A lot has changed. I still get giddy whenever I have the possibility of getting a girlfriend, but that's about normal. You can call me a virgin because I am. But let me ask you, Tadao, are you prepared to admit that you too were once a virgin as well, if you are not still one?

What has changed in 6 months? You say a lot, the burden of proof is on you now. BTW I was never a virgin. As soon as the Dr. pulled me out I stuck my dick back in my mom while he spanked my ass. That's how it's done son.

[pac-man]

He looks like Roger Ebert.

[Yukiko]

You are all just angry because is a romantic. I never knew about Train Man until after reading his post and I thought it was the sweetest thing I have ever heard. I signed up to tell him so only ater finding out that he is really what he says he is. You are all just fake and jealous.

BTW, I would like to see more updated pictures of you Jake. Your lips are very very kissable :love

[Sam]

:lol

[wobzire]

He is NOT romantic. He's a virgin. Pay attention.

[Yukiko]

I'm a romantic virgin >:

[wobzire]

I can tell.

[Tadao]

This aint high school bitch. Now stfu or we'll pull a train on you. Besides, your boy is being raped before your very eyes, so he's not really a virgin anymore.

[Guitar Woman]

Do you learn all of your battle tactics from Chris-Chan, Jake?

[Yukiko]

I don't know if this is the right place for me :( You guys are too mean for no reason!

[MetalMilitia]

I hope JOAT and Yukiko get married and we're all invited to the lavish ceremony. It's not like we don't deserve it for being the catalyst in this burgeoning love story.
Tadao could be JOAT's best man.

It's just a shame Yukiko is in the UK. Geography is a cruel mistress indeed. :tear

[Tadao]

Hahaha, he'll never be happy! Suicide is on the phone Joat

[Sam]

Maybe he should move to the UK in his quest for love.

[MetalMilitia]

JOAT can stay with me till he gets on his feet. Just the other day my girlfriend was saying how much she'd like a level seven wordsmith around the house to write things for us.

[Tadao]

:lol

[Tadao]

I bet Yuki is a fatty fatty


http://fc26.deviantart.com/images3/i/2004/11/3/d/Kanako__s_Binge.jpg

[Emu]

Frankly as a forums expert I think JOAT is one of the more interesting people we've had around here. Every sentence changes topic so drastically that it's like I'm reading ten threads at once!

[DevilWearsPrada]

I think yukiko is JOAT

[Yukiko]

I look nothing like him!

http://i530.photobucket.com/albums/dd347/Yukikosheart/Picture%20of%20me/Me.jpg

[Tadao]

It's like a fat John and Yoko.

[DevilWearsPrada]

THE GRUDGE 3: COMING SUMMER 2009

[Grislygus]

I would like to take back what I said about Yukiko, he's the best thing Jake gave to the forums, and he gave a LOT.

I would like to thank him for being a breed that we are in dire need of, and in these times where Juttin, even jonathan clement fail to excite and amuse, he is, to quote the timeless epic Pete's Dragon, our "Candle in the Water".

[DevilWearsPrada]

DevilWearsPrada is amusing :(

[Dixie]

I miss Clement. I'm still on the fence about Yukiko, her nose is pretty big.

[Guitar Woman]

Yukiko is terrifying :<

[LordSappington]

I look nothing like him!
Probably not a good choice for forum file footage, eh?
Seriously, either you need to sleep more and get outside, or give up the meth, you look terrible.
Also, you learn to embrace the mean.
Although this is easily the harshest I've ever seen them.

[Yukiko]

I am a Yūrei fanatic.

http://i530.photobucket.com/albums/dd347/Yukikosheart/Picture%20of%20me/Boo.jpg

[Tadao]

Japanese goth :rolleyes

[Tadao]

Makes sense though, only freaks come to this sight. No offense to all you lovelies of I-mockery.

[LordSappington]

We're run by a guy in a pickle hat, obsessed with Boo Berry. We're used to it.
Though boo berry DOES rock.

[Sam]

Don't worry Tadao, I take no offense. ;)

[Dixie]

Most of us have come to terms with having made-up mental illnesses.

[pac-man]

I've been diagnosed!

[Guitar Woman]

YOU

EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU

ARE TORTURING THE INNOCENT MAN

[Yukiko]

You all really should be ashamed of yourselves. Didn't you hear about that girl who killed herself for being made fun of on Myspace? Jake wouldn't do that, he's stronger than you guys for not letting you bring him down! You could really hurt someone's feelings though and that's not nice. Mr Sappington is a real meanie for the meth comment.

[Dixie]

This thread is going to make me pee on myself.

[Yukiko]

You don't have to be so mean either mister! What kind of guy has a naked leathery fat guy for an avatar. You're gross!

[Esuohlim]

Oh man

In on this

[Dixie]

going to pee myself
brb

[Esuohlim]

Yukiko I think you're pretty!

What are you like 13

Have you met my friend liquidstatik?

[Sam]

BACK OFF, I SAW HER FIRST. >:

[Sam]

I mean I would totally hit that.

[Sam]

I mean, I'd have to turn off the lights first, but judging from the pictures she would feel right at home with that.

[Yukiko]

You guys are gross too! You don't even know me!

[Sam]

I'd like to.

In the biblical sense.

[Tadao]

I bet you could fit a cock in each of those nostrils.

[Yukiko]

I don't think so. Your all mean and gross. Why do you want to make Jake feel bad? What if he really does have Asperger's? I hope you'll all feel bad for making fun of him then!

[Guitar Woman]

Asperger's is the invention of attention whore moms trying to lessen the disappointment in their nerdy children, Yukiko, it doesn't exist.

[Yukiko]

It's on wikipedia. It's real and you should feel bad for making fun of people that suffer with it. It's mean to talk about peoples moms and it's mean to make fun of people who were born with aflictions like that! But your all mean anyways, you probably laugh at people in wheelchairs too!

[Guitar Woman]

Well, yes, the injury that put them there was probably really funny.

[Yukiko]

Mean girls like you belong here with the gross pervies like Sam, Tadao, and Esuohlim.

[Guitar Woman]

Lindsay Lohan was hot in that movie!

[Yukiko]

Ewwwwww! Are you a lesbian or something?

[JakeOfAllTrades]

I feel happy today, so I'm not going to flame anybody.

Tadao, I'm not angry at you either. But you're still never going to see my mother's tits.

This is a short post because my longer ones seem to get me ranty. :)

[Tadao]

I already know your mom is dead. I figured the reason why you get so bothered about her tits was either that or she molested you. We all know that no mother could ever touch a little troll like you. She must have killed herself shortly after seeing what she brought into the world.

I have taken away the thing you love the most, your ability to write long winded fantasy stories. You have nothing left but your shame.

:ibapery

[Neen]

Ewwwwww! Are you a lesbian or something?

Look who's passing judgment now. :)

[darkvare]

I feel happy today, so I'm not going to flame anybody.

Tadao, I'm not angry at you either. But you're still never going to see my mother's tits.

This is a short post because my longer ones seem to get me ranty. :)
hey since tadao can't see her tits can i see them i like milfs:orgasm

[Otto]

It's on wikipedia. It's real and you should feel bad for making fun of people that suffer with it. It's mean to talk about peoples moms and it's mean to make fun of people who were born with aflictions like that! But your all mean anyways, you probably laugh at people in wheelchairs too!

GUYS WIKIPEDIA SAYS IT, IT MUST BE TRUE!

People in wheelchairs are funny, the way they flop around when you dump them out of those chairs.

[RaNkeri]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/stairs.jpg

[Dimnos]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/stairs.jpg

:lol rofl :lol

Thats an awesome pic. whats it from?

Oh and Yukiko... If you arent Tadao in an elaborate scheme... Why the hell do you keep coming back here if you dont like it so much? If we are SOooo mean, what are you doing here? Dont you have a pillow to cry in as you cut yourself?

[Misdemonar]

HEY YUKIKO, LOSE THE ZERO, AND GET WITH THE HERO.

[Guitar Woman]

Ewwwwww! Are you a lesbian or something?
YES AND I AM VERY SENSITIVE ABOUT MY LIBIDO

YOU MONSTER

[Chojin]

But your all mean anyways, you probably laugh at people in wheelchairs too!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyPylMzgoFk

[Tadao]

CHOJIN! STOP DIGGING UP MY PRIVATE INFO ALREADY!

[RaNkeri]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyPylMzgoFk
I was kind of waiting for Hanna-Barbera soundeffects :(

[Chojin]

The tags are the best part of that video.

Wheelchair Escalator Accident Fall Owned Handicapped Ouch Stunt Stairs Roll Reeve Crash

[Tadao]

Your lucky I'm going on a meth binge tonight JOAT. I will deal with you properly when I recover my computer from my dealer.

[Yukiko]

And you guys call me the meth addict? >:

I'm sad today. Jake has only said one thing to me. I signed up to tell him that I think he is right and you are all being jerks and that he should just ignore you and be who he is. If he can't even talk to someone on his side... well then I don't know what to say...

[Tadao]

That's because he is really gay. His moms suicide turned him that way.

[Dixie]

You should PM Jake and tell him how you feel about him.
I want video of this too, just in case his head explodes.
I love exploding head videos.

[Tadao]

Nah, Jake is looking for something docile and helpless and who isn't more interesting than he is. He thinks Japan is full of women like that. He's the ultimate racist womanizer.

[wobzire]

I will defeat Jake on the field of honour (Pokemon Battle)! Then all the fake asain babes will be MINEchan!

[pac-man]

http://www.librarything.nl/userpics/TeenAuthor.JPG

Add 50 years...

http://chicagoist.com/images/2005_02_roger_ebert.jpg

[MetalMilitia]

Better watch your back tadao:

"Police confirmed a man, believed to be 21, had been arrested near Frankfurt in Germany following the death of student Mr Pyke, who was killed in his flat in Nottingham.

Shortly after the killing a fellow gaming fan, David Heiss, 21, from Frankfurt, posted a message on the Facebook site of Joanna Witton, Mr Pyke's girlfriend, apologising "for having caused so much trouble lately".
Police refused to confirm or deny that Heiss was the arrested man, although detectives admitted internet links were a line of inquiry they were actively following.
Mr Pyke, 20, and Miss Witton ran a website called Wars Central, devoted to fans of computer strategy game Advance Wars.
It included a forum where game players could discuss tips and strategies for the chess-like game, in which armies of cartoon characters battle against each other. Heiss was a contributor to the forum under the name "Eagle the Lightning".

Police are working on one theory that another fan of the game may have fallen out with Matthew in cyberspace and then taken extreme revenge in real life.

After the stabbing, one anonymous poster suggested other forum members may have known who was behind the killing.
"We may know a lot of what was going on prior to the killing, but I, for one, am not going to say any more," he said.
Then on Tuesday Heiss posted his message on Miss Witton's Facebook, the only time he had ever contacted her through the site.
Heiss, who lists his main activities and interests on Facebook as the internet and video gaming, said: "I will pray for you - you must be suffering unbelievable pain.
"I'm sorry for having caused so much trouble lately. I hope you won't lose all your hope. We will be there for you."

Heiss lists his occupation as "apprentice" and describes himself as a "jack of all trades..."."

[wobzire]

He does strike me as the killing spree type now that you mention it.

[Tadao]

I'm more scared of that West African who wants to teach me how to play blood fire.

[pac-man]

Heiss lists his occupation as "apprentice" and describes himself as a "jack of all trades..."."

You're safe, Tadao. Our JOAT is a jake of all trades.

[Trash]

Ewwwwww! Are you a lesbian or something?

A lesbian with a penis.

[The Leader]

I have a quick question, can people with asperger's get into heaven or are they like dogs?

[Trash]

People with aspergers are dogs.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

You're safe, Tadao. Our JOAT is a jake of all trades.
Were you intentionally trying to kill the joke?

[LordSappington]

Wait
What if JOAT is the manifestation of all our boredom and need for a new vent puppet?
I dunno where what's-her-face came from, then; I'd assume that puddle in the basement.

[JakeOfAllTrades]

If you guys are just going to diss me all the time I reserve the right not to post.

At first I thought Tadao was the Batman who was fighting me like The Joker, but really it's a situation where he's the Joker and I'm Commissioner Gordon.

Guys, if this isn't a safe community for me to be in I'll stick to my blog and the forums who like me. The place Tadao got that photo from is a forum I've been posting at for years, but he could have easily have gotten it off facebook like the cyber-stalker he is, since I used the same picture for that display picture too.

If you're trying to typecast me as a serial killer, that's just hateful. I saw in the news the story about how the Finnish guy went on a killing spree and it made me sick. I don't even want to kill anybody, especially you Tadao, and all the other people who are mocking me.

By the way, if you think I'm a rice chaser, I like non-Asian girls too but the girls who share my hobbies who I see in Kinokuniya are Asian, and I'd never harass any girl of any nationality. I just think the otaku girl who smiles at me is cute and probably a really nice person, and I'd love her all the same even if she was white or latino or black or whatever. It's not a matter of hitting on every Asian girl in sight, I learn about other people's cultures too, and respect their beliefs. Sorry if I didn't come across that way.

This forum has a vibe to it I'm not exactly comfortable with, and its members are some of the most unforgiving people I've ever met. I'm sure ROG and Protoclown would never seek out to destroy my self esteem, they're really nice people, even though I've never met them, they never dissed me once when I commented.

I don't want to have to leave I-Mockery altogether just because of some haters who want to see if I'll snap and kill a lot of people. There's some really hurtful stereotyping going on here, especially about the disabled. Just realise that my condition isn't something that just goes away or can be cured. Even shock therapy as suggested by the hate-filled Tadao wouldn't work. It's something I live with every day. The medication helps but even that won't solve all of my problems, as drugs, even prescription ones I have to take, won't just magically solve it.

I honestly don't feel safe on these forums and I can't believe my naivete which some uncharitable people took advantage of led me to believe that somehow you would like me if I could prove myself.

That's why I'm not giving out any more information about Project Ask Out Otaku Girl or even how my mood is doing. The fact there are people on this forum who would stalk me and use postings in my blog entries as bullying fodder scares me. How much longer does it have to take before somebody does something about this?

I know I don't have a perfect record of likeableness, but I've had some stumbles in my development as a blogger and as a forum poster. My condition has been used as a reason to mock me, and that just goes against the spirit of what this site is supposed to be about. As for Tadao saying I've lost everything by his cyberbullying, I haven't actually lost anything. Any of you could have discovered my blog or my other forums I post on even by accident. It's there for all to see, as blogs are. I just think it's despicable that a group of people would gang up on me for their own amusement, laughing at my attempts to brush them off.

Tadao said "He is what he is". What I am has been severely misunderstood and subverted by the members of this forum for sick schaudenfreude over my sometimes awkward attempts to defend myself. ROG, Protoclown, even you Max Burbank, what are you going to do about this situation so that something like this never happens again? I love your site, I just don't like some of its members.

[Chojin]

Shock therapy might not work, but god damnit I'm willing to try.

[ElPila666]

At first I thought Tadao was the Batman who was fighting me like The Joker, but really it's a situation where he's the Joker and I'm Commissioner Gordon.


I though you guys were Calvin and Hobbes :(

[DevilWearsPrada]

Crank dat, batman

[LordSappington]

So is he dead yet?

[wobzire]

I though you guys were Calvin and Hobbes :(
Hahaha!

[Yukiko]

You shouldn't have to prove yourself to these people Jake. They apparently thrive on making nice people cry. Your better than that. You have more confidence than these people. They are insecure so they have to pick on people to make themselves feel better. Ignore them best you can, you have a better audience elsewhere!

[Misdemonar]

I-MOCKERY :rolleyees

[Yukiko]

No one is talking to you.

[Misdemonar]

GODDAMN YUKIKO YOU ARE ONE GREAT CHARACTER

[Yukiko]

Your still gross.

[Misdemonar]

Whatever baby, it's about time you made it with a HUNK

[Yukiko]

A hunk of what?

[Misdemonar]

A HUNK OF MAN

[Yukiko]

Real men aren't such jerks. Baka Mitai!

[LordSappington]

Real men aren't such jerks. Baka Mitai!

WE HAVE NO TIME FOR YOUR MOONSPEAK

[glowbelly]

i wanna know what max burbank is going to do about this.

[glowbelly]

ps protoclown is a dear friend of mine and i'm pretty sure that he would most def make fun of you for this silliness

[JakeOfAllTrades]

I don't know about that. I'm trying not to take myself too seriously anymore. You all think I'm a newb anyway so it doesn't really matter.

[AChimp]

We pretty much think you're a pathetic loser. :/

[Pub Lover]

Can I see your very short list of people on here that are not pathetic losers in your opinion, AChimp?

[LordSappington]

Zing!

[Pub Lover]

Thanks for that, you really helped my point. You're a star!

[LordSappington]

:thumbsup Any time you need a unnecessary and/or useless comment you give me a call!

[Dixie]

http://aklemai.com/albums/forum/banana_sticker.gif

[DevilWearsPrada]

I figured out, you can just buy mental affirmations

[Kitsa]

WE HAVE NO TIME FOR YOUR MOONSPEAK

dammit, you seriously almost made me choke on pizza.

[Tadao]

I am forced to to keep my hatred on boil till late in the evenings now. It is painfully obvious that you have formed a bond with Lord Suckonshit and DzWbPf. They try to protect you by posting crap that is on par with you saddest most humiliating moments.

Trust Dr. Tadao, this is your only hope. Your medicine will be horrific and you may not sleep for a time, but the world will be cured of you. You do not have a desease, you are the desease.

[Tadao]

So Jake, you want to compare all of this to a Batman comic. What the fuck world are you in? This is real you little shit! This story doesn't have a happy ending for you. I have taken interest in torturing you now. Your blood just will not stop flowing from the open wound I created and it smells so good. I'm standing in a puddle of it and I want more. You'll never be rid of me. Pay attention! Stop thinking about comics, I know you drifted. I am real and this is a bad thing that has stumbled across your path. A very bad thing Jacob Martin.

[Tadao]

Just joking buddy. Happy Halloween!

[Tadao]

http://rdr.zazzle.com/img/imt-prd/pd-235312093454537763/isz-m/tl-Aspie+Inside.jpg

[Tadao]

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k292/almoore75/Aspergers/Aspie1.gif

[Tadao]

Just joking buddy. Happy Halloween!

This was sarcasm you fag.

[Dixie]

http://www.marriedtothesea.com/022808/asperger-king.gif

[Dixie]

http://hematopoetic.net/img/nyu-ransom/asperger.jpg

[Tadao]

Maybe we can start over Jake. Start at zero. I'm willing to try if you are. All I want is an apology.

[JakeOfAllTrades]

I'm sorry I acted like such an asshole in the past. Right now I'm starting a new stage in my life with my new girlfriend. She likes the nice side of me, I'm sorry I didn't show you guys the nice side of me first before I got involved in a big flame war.

She also says that my Train Man dream would only work on 2Channel, and that I should stop trying to change you guys into romantics immediately. Otherwise she just laughed and said only a hopeless romantic like me would actually try and become the next Train Man like that.

So I'm sorry for the embarassment I've caused everybody, including myself. There will be no book compiling posts from this forum, but my non-fantasy book project called LOL could use some inspiration, I'll change the names so you're unrecognisable like Jack Kerouac did with On the Road. But it's probably best I don't try anything like that until I'm at least 30 and we're all old.

[Tadao]

Yeah, sure, why not. Let's start over. Let us know how it goes and best of luck.

[DevilWearsPrada]

your girlfriend is imaginary

[Dixie]

Yukiko?

[Grislygus]

A true girlfriend consoles her man over grievous internet losses


Do not DARE talk about Jack Kerouac, you aren't NEARLY cool enough to talk about Jack Kerouac, and I don't even like Jack Kerouac

[neojester12]

Jake?
Buddy?

If you really think you are THE SHIT (hell, I won't be the one to tell you you aren't), then you need to fucking go. Just run.

If not....
I would really enjoying placing my genitalia inside your mouth.

[Tadao]

You're pretty lame at this harassment over the internet thing.

[neojester12]

Your mom is pretty lame at thi
fuck it.

[Tadao]

Yeah

[Asila]

KOOKY

[Dixie]

What?

[Guitar Woman]

hi

[Tadao]

Hey baby