insanely bad (awesome) 80s horror DVDs

[testtube]

Here's some shit I found this week, its like cheap DVD-Rs, or bootlegs of stuff I would see in mom n pop video shops in the 80s ,thought yall appreciate this, here's the website: http://www.screamatorium-dvd.com/AG.html and sorry if this looks like spam or an ad but I don't work for this guy I'm just an I-mockery-er, one thats been around since the early days, I just stay away from forums usually or post once every 3 years.



http://screamatorium-dvd.com/myPictures/the%20brain%20FULL%20SM.jpg
http://screamatorium-dvd.com/myPictures/the%20outing%20dvd%20full%20SM2.jpg
http://screamatorium-dvd.com/myPictures/rejuvenator_dvd_layout_new2_sm.jpg
http://screamatorium-dvd.com/myPictures/the%20video%20dead%20FULL%20SM.jpg
http://screamatorium-dvd.com/myPictures/lunch%20meat%20dvd%20full%20SM.jpg
http://screamatorium-dvd.com/myPictures/mutant%20hunt%20dvd%20layout%20SM.jpg
http://screamatorium-dvd.com/myPictures/spookies%20dvd%20layout%20SM.jpg
http://screamatorium-dvd.com/myPictures/destroyer%20dvd%20layout%20SM.jpg
http://screamatorium-dvd.com/myPictures/grotesque%20dvd%20layout%20SM.jpg
http://screamatorium-dvd.com/myPictures/death%20ship%20dvd%20layout%20SM.jpg

[Mockery]

http://screamatorium-dvd.com/myPictures/destroyer%20dvd%20layout%20SM.jpg

Hahahahaha, Lyle Alzado. Now that is awesome. I forgot that dude even existed, but I remember seeing the VHS for this in rental stores when I was a kid and thinking it must be a badass movie. I gotta check into that one sometime. Thanks for the link / reminder man.

Also, I already reviewed The Video Dead here:
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/video-dead

Awesomely bad zombie flick with one of the best posters ever.

[darkvare]

is the brain somehow related to the brains from futurama :lol

[Kitsa]

That must be a popular Bad Horror Movie scene, the legs sticking out of a giant mouth, because I've also seen it in some truly horrible Japanese movies. Now I want to do a pumpkin like that.

Ghost Ship was cool. With the exception of "The Love Boat", are there any movies/shows out there where they go on a ship and nothing bad happens?

As far as really lousy movies, see "April Fool's Day". Dumbest thing I ever saw and 100% unsatisfying.

PS: That Spookies cover is totally a ripoff of the Fright Night and Pet Sematary covers.

[Zbu Manowar]

Sweet! I remember quite a few of these from my local hometown video store before it went out of business. Mutant Hunt especially. For some reason I never thought to rent these gems, but I always remember the cover art.

Edit: Oh MAN! This one I've been looking for!!

http://screamatorium-dvd.com/myPictures/junior%20dvd%20layout%20SM.jpg

This is easily one of the worst movies I've ever fucking seen. The beginning intro and theme music is so fucked up (it must have been stolen from a bad '80s 'Care Bears' styled cartoon!) that you can't help but laugh at it.

[J. Tithonus Pednaud]

...I have each and every one of those movies. Each is more aweful/awesome than the last.

[Cherry Nirvana]

Ooh, more movies to add to my Netflix queue.

[Nick]

Rog, you have to watch and review every last one of these movies. It's your duty to spread the awful awesomeness that they contain.

[Kenster102.5]

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I remember watching this in 2004 when I was 13, my mom had just gotten digital cable and it was summer, and I was bored so I went to that stupid Drive In theatre channel. I think the thing was filmed in Mississauga

[Zbu Manowar]

Rog, you have to watch and review every last one of these movies. It's your duty to spread the awful awesomeness that they contain.

Oh hell yeah. I might help out by buying some of these flicks. Mutant Hunt is MINE!

[J. Tithonus Pednaud]

I remember watching this in 2004 when I was 13, my mom had just gotten digital cable and it was summer, and I was bored so I went to that stupid Drive In theatre channel. I think the thing was filmed in Mississauga

Ya, they play this almost every week on Drive In TV. I'm pretty sure it was filmed in Mississauga as there are a lot of Canadian actors and extras in it.