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Dixie
Sep 26th, 2008, 03:45 PM
Once again I ask you lot:
What should I get for Jim's birthday?
I need a plan, but I've done everything from surprise party, a gallon of jager, and cupcakes that look like titties.
Though I rarely get or do anything you guys post, I like the entertainment and you may inspire me.
wobzire
Sep 26th, 2008, 03:45 PM
Make a card on MS paint!
Tadao
Sep 26th, 2008, 03:46 PM
You married a man? You're a fag.
Dixie
Sep 26th, 2008, 03:49 PM
I can use photoshop now bitch!
I graduated!

And yes, I am a fag. I like teh penis.
At least this penis.
wobzire
Sep 26th, 2008, 03:52 PM
Stick with MS paint. Trust me, you don't want him to think your smart (major turn off).
RaNkeri
Sep 26th, 2008, 03:59 PM
Have you tried the whipped cream surprise?
Dixie
Sep 26th, 2008, 04:10 PM
He doesn't like food and sex together. One before the other.
Oh wob, he's been with me for 7 years, he knows I'm retarded and not a threat.
Tadao
Sep 26th, 2008, 04:12 PM
A double dong dildo.
wobzire
Sep 26th, 2008, 04:14 PM
Honestly why do they even make single dong dildos anymore?
Dixie
Sep 26th, 2008, 04:18 PM
Seriously!
Don't they realize there are stupid people who get confused about which end to insert?
wobzire
Sep 26th, 2008, 04:22 PM
And you can alternate sides! Who wants to have to run the dishwasher every freaking day?
MetalMilitia
Sep 26th, 2008, 04:22 PM
When he's finished the gallon of Jager tattoo Blackie Lawless from WASP onto his chest.
pac-man
Sep 26th, 2008, 04:25 PM
Maybe Tadao meant a dildo with a two dongs on the same end.
wobzire
Sep 26th, 2008, 04:26 PM
YOU KNOW WHAT PAC-MAN THATS JUST GROSS.
Dixie
Sep 26th, 2008, 04:34 PM
When he's finished the gallon of Jager tattoo Blackie Lawless from WASP onto his chest.
You wouldn't be able to see it underneath the Tom Jones chest rug. :(
pac-man
Sep 26th, 2008, 04:37 PM
YOU KNOW WHAT PAC-MAN THATS JUST GROSS.

That's probably what this guys doctor said

http://digg.com/educational/A_man_with_two_penis
Dixie
Sep 26th, 2008, 04:45 PM
Iguanas have 2 dicks.
Dixie
Sep 26th, 2008, 04:47 PM
Fuck!
I really wish I hadn't watched that.
wobzire
Sep 26th, 2008, 04:52 PM
Yeah. Too much of a good thing.
Grislygus
Sep 26th, 2008, 05:21 PM
Import a bottle of Brenivan for him so that he can become an icelandic stew-eating muscleman
Grislygus
Sep 26th, 2008, 05:22 PM
Sorry, Brennivin
Sam
Sep 26th, 2008, 05:23 PM
I want a gallon of jaeger. :(
Dixie
Sep 27th, 2008, 07:11 PM
Brennivin?
Hmmm, that could be an idea.
I'm getting some Lebanese moonshine soon, so I could make an alcoholic's care package!
neojester12
Sep 28th, 2008, 09:16 PM
You could put it in him.
Dixie
Sep 28th, 2008, 11:31 PM
"It"?
Which "it"?
My "it"?
Sam
Sep 28th, 2008, 11:37 PM
MY "IT"
Dixie
Sep 28th, 2008, 11:39 PM
Fuck.
Now I have to figure out what that means.