DEAR LADIES OF I-MOCKERY

[Sam]

PLEASE POST IN HERE SO I MAY TAKE AN ACCURATE COUNT OF OUR LADY POPULATION.

[Guitar Woman]

HEY BIG BOY ;3

[Sam]

THIS IS STARTING OUT TO BE A TERRIBLE NIGHTMARE.

[Bod]

WHY?

[Jeanette X]

*looks in thread*

*shakes head*

*walks out*

[Dixie]

http://a0.vox.com/6a00c225279cef604a00d41450c7603c7f-500pi

[Neen]

Yo

[ElPila666]

HEY BIG BOY ;3

:love

[Kitsa]

What do you care? You're just one big eyeroll.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Which is just a step below an eggroll.

[ElPila666]

A rolling eye?

[ElPila666]

http://img378.imageshack.us/img378/6099/beavisbuttheadao5.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

:lol

[Yukiko]

You guys must be very lonely to have to ask who is a woman on an internet forum. And you make fun of Jake for trying to persue something real! Shame on you! Carnivore guy, that's so sexist and wrong! I bet if you had a little girl you wouldn't post something so nasty!

[Dixie]

Maybe you'd prefer these instead baby:
http://www.flippeh.de/funPics/toLazyToRename/tentacles.jpg

[Yukiko]

OMG!!!!!!!!! EW!!!!!!!! Your nasty!!!

[Sam]

CiG is totally winning this thread.

[Kitsa]

lolz.

I keep wanting to do a tentacle obento but I keep chickening out.

[Otto]

You guys must be very lonely to have to ask who is a woman on an internet forum. And you make fun of Jake for trying to persue something real! Shame on you! Carnivore guy, that's so sexist and wrong! I bet if you had a little girl you wouldn't post something so nasty!

Shut up, you know you want some of the SS Otto Krabinowitzki that I have docking in my pants!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

You guys must be very lonely to have to ask who is a woman on an internet forum. And you make fun of Jake for trying to persue something real! Shame on you! Carnivore guy, that's so sexist and wrong! I bet if you had a little girl you wouldn't post something so nasty!


:lol You tell that Carnivore guy a thing or two.

[Dixie]

I love it when women take thier man-hate out on me.
It makes my cock HARD!

[glowbelly]

hi i'm a girly gal

[Jeanette X]

You guys must be very lonely to have to ask who is a woman on an internet forum. And you make fun of Jake for trying to persue something real! Shame on you! Carnivore guy, that's so sexist and wrong! I bet if you had a little girl you wouldn't post something so nasty!

Shut your whore mouth!

No really, get the fuck over it. Seriously. Wash the sand out of your vagina, this is not the place to be if you're offended easily.

Oh, and I have a vagina too, for the record. One that's warmer than yours.

[Yukiko]

I'm saving myself for someone special. I'm not a whore like you. Jake doesn't like whores.

[Otto]

Protip: people don't like freaky looking asian meth-heads.

[Yukiko]

I am no longer reading this thread. I want to apologize to Jeanette X. I am very very sorry Miss Jeanette, I was wrong to say that. But I really am saving myself for a special person that I can collect Doraemon with and hold hands while watching Tenhci Muyo.

[Jeff The Ninja]

This thread is awesome,

And BTW, there are no girls on the internet, its one of the rules.

[Kitsa]

I'm no longer reading this thread except for the times I come to see what someone said.

[Shrubfest]

:)
This is Amusing.

[Fathom Zero]

hi glowbelly

[Guitar Woman]

But I really am saving myself for a special person that I can collect Doraemon with and hold hands while watching Tenhci Muyo.

Ok, now I know you're a troll.

[Fathom Zero]

I want a girl that punches me and I punch back.

[RaNkeri]

And after that you rape each other, right?

[kahljorn]

that girl with the octopus hat looks like my old avatar :(

[neojester12]

Your mom looks like that girl with the oct-
FUCK YOU.


I'll post what I want.

[MetalMilitia]

oh noes!!!1

[glowbelly]

hi fathom!

[Dixie]

http://i32.tinypic.com/alku38.jpg
Wassup babes?

[Tadao]

I'm a hot chick and I love Jixby!!!

[Dimnos]

You guys must be very lonely to have to ask who is a woman on an internet forum. And you make fun of Jake for trying to persue something real! Shame on you! Carnivore guy, that's so sexist and wrong! I bet if you had a little girl you wouldn't post something so nasty!

OMG would you just go cry somwhere else :rolleyes

[Asila]

...yo

[Tadao]

How many pairs of tits do we have so far?

[Asila]

6 or 7? unless we're including yours and Guitar Woman's.

[kahljorn]

lol. i was gonna make the same joke

you prolly forgot to count mine :(

[WhiteRat]

6 or 7? unless we're including yours and Guitar Woman's.

I hardly doubt that Gee Dubya's skeeter bites count as anything.

[dirtyxblondexdame]

i are a chick.

[Sam]

I LOVE LADIES.

[MetalMilitia]

Blue Oatmeal loves da ladiez

[Sam]

I was kind of hoping this thread would bring him back so he could say that. :(

[MetalMilitia]

You need to post a giant picture of boobs to act as a bat-signal.

[Tadao]

you prolly forgot to count mine :(

Are they countable yet?

[Asila]

All tits count. So 9 with kahljorn and what's her face with the blond hair.

[Tadao]

and what's her face with the blond hair.

Oh yeah, catfight!

[Asila]

Hey man, I've never hidden my contempt for her. I got the mud and the fighting skills, let's do this.

[Sam]

IF IT HAPPENS, THIS IS THE THREAD FOR IT.

I MEAN IT SAYS "LADIES" RIGHT IN THE TITLE.

[kahljorn]

OH YA THEY CAN COUNT ALRIGHT

[Cherry Nirvana]

*raises hand* I'm a girl

[ItalianStereotype]

hey guys, I'm here with my vagina and everything

[Asila]

ItalianStereotype, the original I-Mock chick.

I wasn't going through old threads or nuthin'

[Sam]

italianstereotype is probably the hottest chick here

[Tadao]

too hot for me

[Asila]

italianstereotype is probably the hottest chick here

agreed

[Kitsa]

I don't understand the cleavage thing in webternet greetings pics though.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I don't understand the cleavage thing in webternet greetings pics though.



It's like saying: "Here I am and here is my gang."

[ElPila666]

italianstereotype is probably the hottest chick here

agreed

What about guitar woman? i think she's smoking hot you know :love

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/5677/gwhottieay2.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

kahl's the hottest piece of ace I eva saw. I've got pictures.

[Tadao]

Agreed :love

[DevilWearsPrada]

you guys are homos >:

[Tadao]

I only can hope that he is pre-op still.

[kahljorn]

;) thanks fellas

im probably the hottest girl who looks like a cracked out irish farmer ever

[Dixie]

Redheads.
Fiesty!
Reow!!!

[Kitsa]

Yes, contrary to some idiot's previous opinion that redheads are pasty and ugly :(

[Neen]

Yeah, but I hold that they are generally the most insane.

[Esuohlim]

DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT AGENT DANA SCULLY >:

YOU BEST NOT

[ZeldaQueen]

I'm here! I'm a girl (in case my username didn't tip you off...)

And Scully rocks! So does Muller! Woot for the X-files! :love