Attn: Do you guys really hate me or are you just clownin'?

[JakeOfAllTrades]

Part of my condition is that sometimes I take things too literally. When I first came here I thought it would be like any other forum. Turns out I landed in Bizarro World where people seem to express their affection to each other by saying they hate them.

Maybe I'm a bit confused about whether you genuinely hate me or not because of my condition affecting how I perceive your comments towards me. It's not because I'm mentally deficient, if you actually researched my condition you would realise that's one of the parts of it that confuses people.

So, do you: Like Me? Hate Me? Bizarro World Say you Hate me but mean you Like Me? That's what I'm trying to find out.

[executioneer]

most of it is probably just punching bag stuff, but i'm sure some folks have a genuine dislike of people who seem to use aspergers as an excuse to not do

not me though i'm mean because i'm trying to encourage people to toughen up and/or don't take things/themselves so seriously!

[JakeOfAllTrades]

Ok. So you don't really not like me? Hmm, so it's so I'll toughen up. In that case I kinda regret posting the moratorium on Project Ask Out Otaku Girl updates.

I think all of this is based on stuff I said a long time ago where I used my condition as an excuse for why I hated humanity back in the day, I'm not that person anymore, but clearly people haven't forgotten I said those things in my period of despair.

[JakeOfAllTrades]

Sorry dudes, I should have known you guys were just clowning. I have an anxiety disorder too, but I'm not going to use yet another of my conditions as an excuse not to say sorry. I guess you were really just trying to toughen me up, I probably needed it. Even Train Man probably needed some flaming at him to toughen him up, that stuff's in the book too. Can you feel the love?

[Pub Lover]

What level of Official Punching Bag are you? :eek

I don't hate you, which is weird considering how much you remind me of myself. :(

[Otto]

I don't hate you, I just enjoy making fun of nerds with weirdly shaped heads and made up internet diseases.

[Pub Lover]

Otto, in your 64 posts in the last year I have not gained any impression of you at all.

Please post more in the chatroom thread so I can see your great & unique personality, k?

[WhiteRat]

I have an anxiety disorder too, but I'm not going to use yet another of my conditions as an excuse not to say sorry. ?

I have anxiety problems but I sure as fuck don't let them manifest on the god damn internet. Grow some balls you nancy.

[LordSappington]

Part of my condition
Douchebaggery, you mean?

[wobzire]

Posting anything on the internet makes people hate you. Trust me. Live with it.

[Pub Lover]

Douchebaggery, you mean?

You're one to talk, Sap my ol' pal.

[Misdemonar]

YES I HATE YOU

[Misdemonar]

DIE IN A FIRE

[Pub Lover]

But Missy, I really like you. :(

[Misdemonar]

PUB I LIKE YOU BUT I HATE ANIME NEEEERRRRRRDDDDSSSSSS

[Yukiko]

I like you Jake, but I think you could find better people to talk to than the jerks here.

[Pub Lover]

I think Yukiko is the one that is the jerk, as she is the one that is mean. :(
PUB I LIKE YOU BUT I HATE ANIME NEEEERRRRRRDDDDSSSSSS

But I am an anime nerd! :eek

I want to fly my gundam dragon to Neverland to save Princess Azula from going crazy and then we will crush the carebears beneath our animated and self-injected heels. :(

[Yukiko]

I'm not the one making fun of people with disabilities! I wonder what's so wrong with you guys that being meanies is all you can do!

[Pub Lover]

Who was I mean to on here first? :(

[LordSappington]

You're one to talk, Sap my ol' pal.

At least I recognize the douche in myself. He doesn't even seem to fully realize we hate him.

[Pub Lover]

You should work out your anger in a more healthy way, my boy.

Give misogyny a try. :(

[Yukiko]

I apologize Mister Pub Lover. These ahou bullies got me riled up. I have not seen you being mean to Jake, everyone else is still a jerk for laughing at him.

[LordSappington]

What the hell have you been reading?

[Guitar Woman]

if you have to ask that question you probably don't belong on this website

[JakeOfAllTrades]

If anyone wants to join me I'll be in the Beach Party thread. Who wants to bury me in the sand?

[Jeanette X]

I'm not the one making fun of people with disabilities! I wonder what's so wrong with you guys that being meanies is all you can do!
I have Asperger's Syndrome too, and unlike Jake, I've actually been diagnosed by a doctor. He isn't being mocked simply because of his A.S., he's being mocked because
A. This is a humor site,
B. He's somewhat irritating,
and
C. Its amusing to watch you squeal in protest.

[Pub Lover]

This is a joke.

It is funny because I am explaining it.

Laugh.

[Yukiko]

I feel for you too. I'm sorry about calling you a whore Jeanette X. I didn't realize that you are the way you are because of having the same affliction. I really do feel bad. I'm going to apologize in the other thread too because I don't want to be mean to someone who doesn't deserve it. you can't help it. It's ok. I am very sorry!

[Guitar Woman]

could you be any more one dimensional

[Jeanette X]

I feel for you too. I'm sorry about calling you a whore Jeanette X. I didn't realize that you are the way you are because of having the same affliction. I really do feel bad. I'm going to apologize in the other thread too because I don't want to be mean to someone who doesn't deserve it. you can't help it. It's ok. I am very sorry!

Jesus Christ, you don't have to apologize to me, this is a fucking humor site!

Unlike your pal Jake, I don't want or need pity from you or anybody for my condition. Just because your boyfriend is an emotional weakling in need of babying doesn't mean that I am too.

[JakeOfAllTrades]

I have been diagnosed by a real doctor too. But that doesn't excuse me for acting like an arsehole. My condition isn't a license to have no empathy for other human beings, even though it's difficult sometimes. Heck, it's difficult for a lot of people.

That's why I gave everybody the Beach Party thread. It's my way of saying sorry. Because everybody needs a bit of relaxation. I've been way too defensive of late.

[JakeOfAllTrades]

@Jeanette X: I deserve that. Every bit of it. But I'm not looking for pity anymore, I'm looking for good times and people who won't take any crap from me.

Good advice. If Otaku Girl in the bookshop is shy like she is, one of us is going to have to get some courage, and I think it's going to be me.

[Dixie]

@Jeanette X: I deserve that. Every bit of it. But I'm not looking for pity anymore, I'm looking for good times and people who won't take any crap from me.


http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/submissivepeeing.htm

[Jeanette X]

I have been diagnosed by a real doctor too. But that doesn't excuse me for acting like an arsehole. My condition isn't a license to have no empathy for other human beings, even though it's difficult sometimes. Heck, it's difficult for a lot of people.

That's why I gave everybody the Beach Party thread. It's my way of saying sorry. Because everybody needs a bit of relaxation. I've been way too defensive of late.

Good. But stop looking for our approval so much. You try too hard with things like "Beach Party" threads. You don't need to fall all over yourself like that, jeez.

[JakeOfAllTrades]

Maybe I don't deserve to be here. I've treated you all terribly. Maybe none of this would have ever happened if I didn't mention my condition. But I can't change the past or time travel like Doctor Who. In any case, Doctor Who poses a strong case for not changing the past.

I've been expecting too much of people who may have liked me had I not acted the way I did back in the day. I probably came here at the wrong time in my life. You know that metaphor I used where I thought Tadao was Batman and I was the Joker he was going to beat up? Well, the story of The Killing Joke points out that the Joker is too insane to want to change. I don't want it to be like that. But there's another guy who might have taken a few hard knocks in that Alan Moore story that I admire, Commissioner Gordon. The Joker tortures him but he still wants Joker brought in "By the book". It's like that scene in Pulp Fiction where Samuel L Jackson's character says he's trying hard to be the shepherd. Sometimes I think I'm the Joker, but I'm trying hard to be Commissioner Gordon.

You guys are doing the right thing by disowning me. Bring me in by the book. I will rot in internet jail, my reign of terror is over.

[JakeOfAllTrades]

@Jeanette X: Wait, whaaa?

Stop the emo fest I just posted, I gotta get a hold of myself!

As for the "Beach Party" thread, that's a pastiche of the silly party threads that happen on another forum I post on that go on when something significant happens to a forum member for the better. That and I went to Jamberoo on Thursday this week, which is a water park. I guess I must have thought that if all the school students I was graduating with stopped bickering with each other enough to enjoy a day at the water park, it would work online too.

[LordSappington]

This guy has GOT to be a troll. That or you all just completely broke him.

[WhiteRat]

could you be any more one dimensional

This is coming from the same guy that posted pictures of himself grinding a Wii controller into his ass.

Look in a mirror, G Dub.

[JakeOfAllTrades]

@LordSappington: You guys broke me. I'm trying to remember where my limited warranty is so I can be sent away for repairs. Ah, there it is. Next to my brother's Optimus Prime instructions.

[LordSappington]

Optimus Prime ain't nobody's bitch, bitch.

[pac-man]

I think you look like a young Roger Ebert.

[Pub Lover]

That is because all white dudes look the same to you. :rolleyes

[wobzire]

All white guys look like Ebert to you? What a nightmare you live.

[pac-man]

That is because all white dudes look the same to you. :rolleyes

Pub, you look nothing like other white guys or Roger Ebert.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/aat_30-06-04_dress02.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Indeed, you'll see me coming in a dark alley.

[MetalMilitia]

I always though pub looked like the Apex Twin dude.

http://profile.ak.facebook.com/object2/505/26/l12519511617_8042.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Indeed, you'll see me coming in a dark alley.

That is to say that I would cum up your dark back alley, my sweet prince. :love :orgasm :love

[pac-man]

:chatter

[Pub Lover]

Of course, if you close your eyes, I might not be able to spot you in the dark. :(

But that would only work if I had a cold.

You'd be invisible, but I'd still smell you, you stinky ******. >:

[pac-man]

****** you say? This coming from a dirty ******.

[Yukiko]

LOL! Pub Lover is Ranma!!! ROFLOMGLMAOOMGLMFAO

[Tadao]

http://blogs.edweek.org/edweek/thisweekineducation/upload/2007/06/cyber%20bully.jpeg

[Tadao]

> :-(

[Dixie]

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l200/lucychica/funny%20pictures/Hug.jpg

[Tadao]

http://www.iloveachildwithautism.com/images/croppedblackaspie.jpg

[ElPila666]

I have Asperger's Syndrome too, and unlike Jake, I've actually been diagnosed by a doctor.

Asperger sounds like an awesome disease every cool person on the internet has it, i wish i could have it as well :(

[Chojin]

the best insults come from the people who don't know that they're making them :lol

[ScaryRedMonster]

Who IS you?

[Tadao]

Look what ventured into the real forums. HEY GUY! WHAT A GREAT 1ST POST!!!!!!

[ScaryRedMonster]

Look what ventured into the real forums. HEY GUY! WHAT A GREAT 1ST POST!!!!!!

Thank you!!!

Boy, this forum sure is friendly! I am going to enjoy staying in this forum of i-mockeries!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):) :):):):):):):)

[Tadao]

http://marcio.net/photos/cd0009/echo_park-one_legged_duck-0797.jpg

[Dixie]

AFLAC!

[DevilWearsPrada]

'ck's got one leg.

[The Leader]

No more land mines!

[Tadao]

You guys couldn't spot a lame duck if it bit you on the ass.

[ScaryRedMonster]

You guys couldn't spot a lame duck if it bit you on the ass.


I get it!!!!

Lame means unable to walk properly, and the duck picture you psoted is a duck with one leg!!!!!

:lol he ho he!!!

[Tadao]

Watch is Sam. And I don't mean our Sam.

[LordSappington]

How much you want to bet this is ANOTHER JoaT account?

[Tadao]

Watch is Sam. And I don't mean our Sam.

I mean Samantha

[Tadao]

I mean Samantha

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Human/Cowgirl.jpg

[ScaryRedMonster]

How much you want to bet this is ANOTHER JoaT account?

What is this Joat that you speak of, fellow internet pilgrim?

[The Leader]

Oh, I don't know, maybe the person who started this ungodly thread?

[ScaryRedMonster]

Oh, I don't know, maybe the person who started this ungodly thread?


OH LOL
I DUDN'T LOKED.

[Tadao]

How much you want to bet this is ANOTHER JoaT account?

You sure know a lot about everything, as long as everything doesn't include girls and when to shut up.

[Tadao]

Oh jeez Lordsappyfucker, I didn't mean to make you log out.

[Tadao]

So Scarymonsterthingy, I take it your name isn't Sam and this isn't your picture. DAM!


http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Human/Cowgirl.jpg

[ScaryRedMonster]

So Scarymonsterthingy, I take it your name isn't Sam and this isn't your picture. DAM!


Why?
You wanna hit it!!

[JJ_Maniac]

You smell of grease and social weirdness. Either you're JoAT, or his spiritual successor. Either way, I don't want to screw you, so quit asking, perv.

[ScaryRedMonster]

You smell of grease and social weirdness. Either you're JoAT, or his spiritual successor. Either way, I don't want to screw you, so quit asking, perv.

COOL.

I'm a spiritual successor of a cool guy!!!!!!

:love

I kid. SCREW DAT GUY DAT JOAT.

[JJ_Maniac]

YA SCREW DAT GUY DAT JOAT HE SO BAD HE GOOD HAHAHA LOLOL I IS A SCARARAY BEEG REDD MONSTA! HELLZ YAH LES GET A BEEERR AN SMOK SUM JOINTS, BIEATCH

[ScaryRedMonster]

YA SCREW DAT GUY DAT JOAT HE SO BAD HE GOOD HAHAHA LOLOL I IS A SCARARAY BEEG REDD MONSTA! HELLZ YAH LES GET A BEEERR AN SMOK SUM JOINTS, BIEATCH

NO NO I AM TOO HXC AND STRT EDGE FER YUO STUPID JUUICE

GUYS GUYS GUYS

I can't lurk this thread FOREVER

REPLY FASTER OR I GO NOW >:

KAY I GO NOW
I BRB IN WIHLE LOL

[JJ_Maniac]

NO NO I AM TOO HXC AND STRT EDGE FER YUO STUPID JUUICE

GUYS GUYS GUYS

I can't lurk this thread FOREVER

REPLY FASTER OR I GO NOW >:

KAY I GO NOW
I BRB IN WIHLE LOL

Somebody PLEASE put him out of his horrible, smacktard misery.

[Tadao]

This one is on you JJ. Your account is on the line.

[JJ_Maniac]

Damn, I'm looking back on these posts, and regretting. God, I sure wasn't in my right mind. Sorry to those I offended, I guess. That was real uncalled for. *sniff*...forgive me.

[ScaryRedMonster]

I'm back and FABULOUS.

[LordSappington]

You sure know a lot about everything, as long as everything doesn't include girls and when to shut up.
You're just jealous I got to that before you did. Go back to your fapping.

[Tadao]

Dood, JOAT doesn't log on until another 3 hours at the EARLIEST. I consider myself somewhat of an expert on JOAT. So go back to trying to kiss a girl. Maybe you should play my Virtual Otaku Girl Game too.

[Dimnos]

If our hate is really strong, can we vote a 2nd time?

[AChimp]

I hate JOAT, and I've only read this thread and Tadao's. I plan on skipping all of his other threads unless someone can prove to me that they're funny.

The fact that he suffers from mental retardation and tries to compare shit to fiction topics (GUYS THIS IS JUST LIKE WHEN BATMAN FOUGHT JOKER AMIRITE???? PLEASE ACCEPT ME) just makes me hate him even more.

[Tadao]

The other are just more of the same.

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/WebJunk/PhotoFunia_39a42.jpg

[Chojin]

I really feel that that picture is the embodiment of our lovely forums.

Also, my new policy is to force people to use i-bapery if people start beating up on them.

sink or swim newbs am i right

[DevilWearsPrada]

no :(

[Tadao]

You didn't get banned for posting porn :-/

[ElPila666]

http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/7729/7015961108093582tr7.jpg

...MI VOTO NO ES POSITIVO

[ScaryRedMonster]

I don't like where this thread is going...

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I don't like where this thread is going...


I don't like where you are going. Or where you came from.

[Colonel Flagg]

I apologize if I'm repeating any other individual, but I think there should be another check box to this poll:

❏I don't really care one way or another, but I'm really enjoying this train wreck.

[DevilWearsPrada]

You didn't get banned for posting porn :-/


show me someone who jacks off to artistic photography and I'll show you a Tadao.

plus I NSFW'd it.

[Dixie]

I know alot of other people than Tad that does that dude.
You might want to rethink that.

[Tadao]

If you can't get off to that pic then you need to turn off the tentacle porn.

[Dixie]

If you can't get off to that pic then you need to turn off the tentacle porn.
Shut up. Don't get me in trouble.

[Tadao]

SHE MADE ME BUMP HER OLD THREAD WITH PROMISES OF BOOBIES!

[Dixie]

Pffft.
Everyone's already seen them.
You gain no sympathy.


Just shut up about the entacle-tay thing.

[Tadao]

I'm not everyone :(