Manly Music [Archive] - I-Mockery Forum

JakeOfAllTrades

Sep 27th, 2008, 05:56 AM

Perhaps listening to too many musical soundtracks has made me too effeminate as of late, the kind of man Arnold Schwarzenegger says are free to leave now.

So I've put on some Dio to help me man up, any other macho suggestions to toughen me up? :domo

Pub Lover

Sep 27th, 2008, 08:52 AM

Which musical soundtracks do you listen to? I like Chicago & Rocky Horror, but sometimes Moulin Rouge too.

JakeOfAllTrades

Sep 27th, 2008, 08:57 AM

Sweeney Todd and The Phantom of the Opera. Keating! The Musical as well (a local Australian production by Company B, which is unapologetically an extravaganza of Aussie political history in the 90s).

Sweeney Todd is a musical that transcends gender, but Phantom and Keating are a bit wobbly in the manly stakes (there's a dance number featuring Alexander Downer in fishnet stockings, not to say anything against people who are into that, it's just that it's Alexander Downer, foreign minister being portrayed in reference to a "Guess Who's Legs" competition he was in)

Pub Lover

Sep 27th, 2008, 09:03 AM

I've seen the Tim Burton movie of Sweeney Todd, but I'm told it butchered the musical, would you agree?

The Australian politics one sounds interesting, but it is a bit of a niche knowledge base.

Dixie

Sep 27th, 2008, 09:46 AM

The Mentors

executioneer

Sep 27th, 2008, 11:27 AM

it'll make you sick :x

MetalMilitia

Sep 27th, 2008, 12:47 PM

Captain Beefheart

10,000 Volt Ghost

Sep 27th, 2008, 03:12 PM

Andrew W.K. should do it. or Ted Nugent.

Dixie

Sep 27th, 2008, 07:12 PM

Manowar is manly music.
Gay Pimp is too by definition.

Yukiko

Sep 27th, 2008, 07:16 PM

X Japan is manly and sensitive. I bet you know them already tho.

JakeOfAllTrades

Sep 27th, 2008, 10:13 PM

@Carnivore is God: I agree, Manowar is so manly, even with "Man" in the title of their band. "Warriors of the World" and "Brothers of Metal" was the soundtrack to my growing up with metalhead nerds.

@Yukiko: I've never actually heard X Japan, but it seems like they have a good combo. Only J-Pop I've ever heard was The World Ends With You soundtrack.

executioneer

Sep 28th, 2008, 04:27 AM

real men listen to linda ronstadt

Richter Crucio

Sep 28th, 2008, 08:14 AM

The "Escape From L.A." soundtrack was a mighty manly album.

Guitar Woman

Sep 28th, 2008, 04:32 PM

Captain Beefheart

HIGH FIVE

Sam

Sep 28th, 2008, 11:41 PM

GGGGGGGGGGWWWWWAAAARRRRRRRRR

Yukiko

Sep 29th, 2008, 03:25 PM

@Yukiko: I've never actually heard X Japan, but it seems like they have a good combo. Only J-Pop I've ever heard was The World Ends With You soundtrack.

Oh Jake! I have something of mine that I can share with you! :love

Dargaon Ash is very manly and can be so sweet and sensitive too. It kindof reminds me of you :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lY-Jot2Vk78&feature=related

RaNkeri

Sep 29th, 2008, 03:52 PM

Kenny Loggins

HEAVEN HELPS THE MAN WHO FIGHTS HIS FEAR

Guitar Woman

Sep 29th, 2008, 03:53 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5PKULglde8

ElPila666

Sep 29th, 2008, 08:26 PM

Just listen Tin Hat Trio - The Book Of Silk :x

ElPila666

Sep 29th, 2008, 08:58 PM

and Memory Is An Elephant, Helium, etc., Tin Hat Trio's entire discography that is what manly people hear in france nowadays :x

Sam

Sep 30th, 2008, 10:42 PM

It doesn't get more manly then this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctC8PKM_gdE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctC8PKM_gdE)

Trash

Oct 1st, 2008, 03:39 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oI7qw5Oyg1o

He'll steal your car and your anal virginity!

Oh yeah, NSFW.

ZeldaQueen

Oct 4th, 2008, 11:23 PM

[quote=Pub Lover;582386]I've seen the Tim Burton movie of Sweeney Todd, but I'm told it butchered the musical, would you agree?
[quote]

I never really saw the musical, but apparently it goes either way. I've seen people who really like it compared to the musical or really hate it. I personally was just impressed by how well Depp, Carter, Rickman, Spall, and Cohen all sang. Plus it's just fun to say that Perelli was played by Borat. :)

stoffhimel

Oct 5th, 2008, 03:03 PM

mega driver, lordi, atreyu, drangon force, and megadeath. that should help.

Shyandquietguy

Oct 5th, 2008, 05:05 PM

Mega Deth I can sort of back with, the other two I've never heard. Isn't Dragon Force too much of a "fantasy speed metal" to be considered manly? As well as Atreyu and their "Life is lost" sense coming from their album names?

http://froogle.google.com/base_image?size=2&q=music/image/0/06gqZjRVgSJJ.jpg

Seriously, that is MANLY!!!

I'm proposing Rick Astley here, not the best, but sure hell beats fucking Atreyu in manlyness. Bleeding Mascara can lick my ass.

On that note, I'd like to propose my underdog being Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young Deja Vu album.

"Let it Ride" Bachman Turner Overdrive. Listen to that.

"Green Berets" whoever did that song. Motherfuckers.

"They kicked me out of church" Wesley Willis

Dixie

Oct 5th, 2008, 09:28 PM

mega driver, lordi, atreyu, drangon force, and megadeath. that should help.
Hahahahaha
HAHAHA
hahaHAHAhah

Hahahahahaha
You trend-licking douche.
Hahahahaha

ZeldaQueen

Oct 5th, 2008, 09:55 PM

The Star Wars Christmas Album.

Trash

Oct 6th, 2008, 02:55 PM

atreyu

Blow the last candle out. Let the wax harden
I wish I could stop crying. And I wish that someone still loved me [x2]
Just breathe and focus. How can I when the air is so cold and empty,
That my lungs froze right in my chest.
I'll be honest the silver linings are getting harder and harder to manufacture
And the smiles are so difficult to fake.[x2]
What do I have to do, or who do I have to kill, to get what I want. What I need[x2]
Happiness is an emotion I was born to this world without,
nothing pleases me. And I can never be satiated.
Through this toil I will breed my own distress and destroy my best hopes,
f**k up the only things that I love.
I watched my aspirations crashing to the ground, on the backs of the angels that I've slain.
But I meant so well, I tried so hard, gave everything in my soul, to what end, to what end
Desolation, desire, exhale, pass away. [x3]

MANLY

stoffhimel

Oct 6th, 2008, 08:52 PM

Hahahahaha
HAHAHA
hahaHAHAhah

Hahahahahaha
You trend-licking douche.
Hahahahaha

oh really? just because I happen to like some music that just so happens to be popular right now, that it gives you the right to call me a douche? I also happen to like military marches, amongst other things. did you even bother to look all of those up? the only ones I even listen too anymore are mega driver and dragon force. learn more about someone before you insult them.

Tadao

Oct 6th, 2008, 08:56 PM

I think we know all there is to know about you. I'm sure your sister thinks you're cool though.

Bejeebus

Oct 6th, 2008, 09:00 PM

How about some Suicidal Tendencies or The Refused

stoffhimel

Oct 6th, 2008, 09:08 PM

to show how much you do not know, I do not have a sister. besides, you could also listen to public enemy, of atomic bombs. I'll admit I'm no music geek, but on the internet, there is no way to tell if one is being sarcastic or insulting.

Tadao

Oct 6th, 2008, 09:11 PM

I know more than you think! Like the fact that you don't have a sister!

stoffhimel

Oct 6th, 2008, 09:12 PM

I just told you guys that.

Dixie

Oct 6th, 2008, 10:00 PM

You're still a douche.
Douche.

Tadao

Oct 6th, 2008, 10:21 PM

but on the internet, there is no way to tell if one is being sarcastic or insulting.

Try this link. http://www.rdos.net/eng/Aspie-quiz.php

stoffhimel

Oct 6th, 2008, 11:17 PM

I've had kind of a bad day today,and it made me irritable. I have cooled of so lets just let it be, ok? also, I have ADD, not autism. I know someone with autism. I am much different. what I meant by "on the internet, there is no way to tell sarcasm or insult" was that that this is all text. their is no voice to get the tone of voice from. what you see is what you get. truth be told, I've never even really ever listen to atreyu. I cant stand them. but saying that now, none of you will probably agree with me on that. the only reason I replied as fast as I did was I was bored, and was hanging around here. I here by apologize for all stupidity and douche-ry I have done. do you accept?

lets get back on topic, shall we?

Tadao

Oct 6th, 2008, 11:20 PM

I don't know. You said some pretty hateful things.

stoffhimel

Oct 6th, 2008, 11:25 PM

I get snappy when I'm irritable. I truly am sorry for my behavior earlier. It was really dumb and pointless. I was more just raging, then at anything in particular.

I am truly sorry.

10,000 Volt Ghost

Oct 7th, 2008, 09:06 AM

The theme song from 2 and a 1/2 men is pretty manly for ontopic discussions.

this topic: Dragonforce is terrible and shouldn't be listented to. If A>B but D<C then obviously I might not listen to stoffhimel's opinion on music anymore.

Grislygus

Oct 7th, 2008, 04:30 PM

I don't think enough has been said about how bad Dragonforce is on this forum. Let me help. I could safely say that if Rhapsody of Fire, Yngvie Malmsteen, and John Tesh had an overblown, pyrotechnic gay sex orgy and somehow gave birth to unholy mutant bastard children, and said hellspawned abominations formed an insufferable, meandering, and fucking lame band, that band would be Dragonforce.

As for Megadriver, well, they use a drum machine.

Tadao

Oct 7th, 2008, 04:38 PM

Wearing a Dragonforce shirt is a good way to get your ass kicked by 40 year old men, and yes, we have survived more pits than you.

Shyandquietguy

Oct 7th, 2008, 08:32 PM

Stoffhimel, I want to meet you and kiss you. On the lips.

MetalMilitia

Oct 7th, 2008, 08:47 PM

The thing which surprises me most about Dragonforce is how a band with such technically proficient musicians and produce such utter crap.

executioneer

Oct 7th, 2008, 11:31 PM

NOW YOU'RE A MAN
A MAN MAN MAN
http://www.jplt.com/~eric/dvda-nyam.mp3

Skab Redd

Oct 8th, 2008, 10:51 PM

Turbonegro.
Though, it's pretty hard to top NOW YOU'RE A MAN, A MAN MAN MAN

VaporTrailx1

Oct 8th, 2008, 11:24 PM

Anything by Flogging Molly or the Pogues.

I also recommend

Gwar - Ham on my Boner
Bullet for My Valentine- Scream, Aim, Fire

And can't forget Maiden.

10,000 Volt Ghost

Oct 9th, 2008, 01:17 AM

Turbonegro.
Though, it's pretty hard to top NOW YOU'RE A MAN, A MAN MAN MAN

Anything by Flogging Molly or the Pogues.

I also recommend

Gwar - Ham on my Boner
Bullet for My Valentine- Scream, Aim, Fire

And can't forget Maiden.

You guys are over the top in manliness. :x

Jeanette X

Oct 11th, 2008, 11:06 PM

executioneer

Oct 12th, 2008, 05:19 AM

JEANETTE >:

Tadao

Oct 12th, 2008, 06:12 PM

JEANETTE :)

WhiteRat

Oct 13th, 2008, 02:42 AM

Just give it up and put this shit on repeat:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTYrjtgU-44

VaporTrailx1

Oct 13th, 2008, 11:20 PM

Has anyone mentioned Instruments of Destruction from the Transformers Movie?

Hangie

Oct 14th, 2008, 06:55 AM

listen to the geto boys, NWA, etc.

Then you'll be a real man!

Tadao

Oct 14th, 2008, 03:05 PM

And what do you know about being a man Hangie? Did you get some pubes yet?

Dixie

Oct 14th, 2008, 03:49 PM

They aren't pubes til you can braid 'em!

zeldasbiggestfan

Oct 14th, 2008, 06:30 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFnIJZyBhi0&feature=related
I CUM BLOOD

Pantera, Alice in Chains, DEATH.

Dixie

Oct 15th, 2008, 09:38 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFnIJZyBhi0&feature=related
I CUM BLOOD

Pantera, Alice in Chains, DEATH.
You're completely retarded, you know that right?
Faggot.

Sam

Oct 15th, 2008, 01:44 PM

Clerks soundtrack, Clerks 2 soundtrack, Dogma Soundtrack, Mallrats Soundtrack

:rolleyes

Jeanette X

Oct 15th, 2008, 07:02 PM

This song makes me want to go out and kick some ass:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lgoxIY2s3k :rock

Kusanagi_no_Tsurugi

Oct 16th, 2008, 02:41 PM

Bay Area and German Thrash Metal. Exodus, Sodom, Kreator, Destruction, Metallica's Kill 'em All, Megadeth's 80s albums, Testament's 80s albums...

Guess that's the manliest I can think of (not to mention death metal, but I think it's too caricate - 'cept for Morbid Angel, Death and, to a lesser extent, Cannibal Corpse and Napalm Death - though these are actually grindcore, but meh).

Manowar is manly music.
:confused:
Are you serious?

Dixie

Oct 16th, 2008, 03:06 PM

Manowar is very manly.
The indistinguishable grunting of constipation found in most death metal is far from manly.
Testament is for fags.
Fags that like penis.

Kusanagi_no_Tsurugi

Oct 16th, 2008, 05:14 PM

Uh-huh.
http://images.uncyc.org/pt/d/d7/Manowar.jpg
This is so fucking macho, huh?...

Grislygus

Oct 16th, 2008, 05:33 PM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

TILL THE BLOOD ON YOUR SWORD IS THE BLOOD OF A KING

Sam

Oct 16th, 2008, 07:23 PM

I don't think it gets more manly then Manowar.

MetalMilitia

Oct 16th, 2008, 07:31 PM

I mean "man" is right there in the name and everything.

MetalMilitia

Oct 16th, 2008, 07:32 PM

also "war" :eek

Sam

Oct 16th, 2008, 07:33 PM

and "o" which is what a man makes a lady say.

Dixie

Oct 16th, 2008, 09:55 PM

Hey I've got pictures of them when they were disco.
They still get laid more than you.

Jeanette X

Oct 20th, 2008, 01:10 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSJRDpo9ucA

Paul Stanley, "Live to Win". I got into it from the South Park World of Warcraft episode. :rock

dawnna

Dec 29th, 2008, 02:23 PM

um party hard andrew wk? that sounds like manly music:confused:

Dixie

Dec 30th, 2008, 08:57 PM

um party hard andrew wk? that sounds like manly music:confused:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51TH2QE2XFL._AA240_.jpg

LordSappington

Jan 3rd, 2009, 01:32 AM

Get yourself some Iron Maiden, or Metallica. If you ever get to the 'badass' stage of music, look up The Absense. My personal favorite. :rock

Misdemonar

Jan 3rd, 2009, 02:22 PM

KING CRIMSON

Tadao

Jan 3rd, 2009, 02:25 PM

http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii165/XXXmcr-a7xXXX/my%20chemical%20romance/my-chemical-romance-1.jpg

Dixie

Jan 4th, 2009, 08:04 PM

Tad, I'm going to kill you.
And not in the nice way.

Tadao

Jan 4th, 2009, 08:21 PM

http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2007/05/Morrissey.jpg

Dixie

Jan 4th, 2009, 09:25 PM

One of these days Cthulhu will awaken when I call him and boy you're gonna be in for it.

LordSappington

Jan 5th, 2009, 01:38 AM

Assuming he doesn't make you go insane from his very presence, which he WILL.

Tadao

Jan 5th, 2009, 02:51 AM

But first the tentacle sex.

Grislygus

Jan 6th, 2009, 03:11 PM

Cthulhu is a pussy, got his head squished by a damn boat

Dixie

Jan 6th, 2009, 03:21 PM

Cthulhu is a pussy, got his head squished by a damn boat
Yeah well Tad isn't exactly a boat.

Tadao

Jan 6th, 2009, 03:24 PM

I'm getting there!

Grislygus

Jan 6th, 2009, 03:28 PM

How do you think he floated here from Laos?

Dixie

Jan 6th, 2009, 03:33 PM

How do you think he floated here from Laos?
My guess was a raft made from banana leaves.

Tadao

Jan 6th, 2009, 03:35 PM

I tied a bunch of 10 year old girls together, face up of course. It was a sexy boat ride.

Grislygus

Jan 6th, 2009, 03:52 PM

Fuckin Maori New Zealish mud people taking our jobs and inflating the ten year old market

Grislygus

Jan 6th, 2009, 03:53 PM

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/maori-turks.jpg

Dixie

Jan 6th, 2009, 03:55 PM

HAHAHAHAH

Grislygus

Jan 6th, 2009, 03:58 PM

THASS WASS HAPPENS WHEN YA NURTURE A N*****'s NATURE

Grislygus

Jan 6th, 2009, 04:00 PM

God bless "The Observer Christmas Annual"

And Mark Knopfler is manlier than any of your precious tools

TheLaws

Jan 14th, 2009, 08:56 PM

OHMANOHMAN.. I registered just to respond to this thread!

Black Strobe, bitches. Listen to "I am Man", it's a million lols. Hell, listen to all of the album, "Burn your own Church".

AC/DC, BIG BALLS. Off their Dirty Deeds Done album.

Phew! there you go.