Beach Party thread

[JakeOfAllTrades]

Summer is approaching in Australia, so let's all forget our troubles in this forum with a silly Beach Party. Who wants to bury me in the sand?

[Otto]

I DRANKED TOO MUCH SALTWATER

[JakeOfAllTrades]

*goes into the water*

*runs from Jaws hiding in the water*

I think we need a bigger boat.

[Aaarg]

SUMMER IS OVER IN AMERICA LAND OF THE FREE HOME OF THE BRAVE SO FUUUUUUCK YER!

[Otto]

If this were really the beach I'd totally be kicking sand in jake's face and shoving sea urchins down his throat.

[JakeOfAllTrades]

@Otto: Don't ever change.

[Otto]

Then you'd buy one of those Charles Atlas kits, but I'd just shoot up and gain gorilla retard strength.

[glowbelly]

is this for real?

[Dixie]

I just scream and run away from jellyfish at the beach.
Then eventually I get too drunk to run so I start peeing alot hoping that'll keep the critters at bay.

[glowbelly]

seriously i think this isn't for real, guys.

[Dixie]

I wish Tadao would come back from his meth binge.
This thread could be alot more fun.

[JakeOfAllTrades]

*builds sandcastle based on the Hyrule one in Zelda*

*digs* *classic sound sequence: da da DA DA!* *Jakeofalltrades found a Manglor Mountain! But it's sandy and the Mang-Lava is dried up...*

[glowbelly]

that would never happen at a beach party.

[JakeOfAllTrades]

It's an internet beach party, go with the flow. I'm going to put some shrimp on the barbie... I mean prawns, actually.

[Yukiko]

Iku ze!!!!!

[WhiteRat]

While Jake was cavorting around the beach, the paparazzi came and took several unflattering pictures of Jake. Within a few hours, zoomed in pictures of the mass of cottage cheese he calls his legs were plastered all over the supermarket tabloids. One of the titles read, "Jake has cottage cheese legs and his face is covered in cheeto dust".

[JakeOfAllTrades]

@WhiteRat: Damn Murdoch. *shakes fist*

[LordSappington]

What the fuck is this shit? Seriously? For once I wish I-Mockery had sage bombing.

[Neen]

*builds sandcastle based on the Hyrule one in Zelda*


WHICH ONE THERE ARE SO MANY

[darkvare]

are there gonna be boobes in this party otherwise i'm leaving

[pac-man]

are there gonna be boobes in this party otherwise i'm leaving

Jake's throwing the party so I'm gonna go out on a limb and say no.

[wobzire]

But there will be highly detailed cartoon pictures of boobies.

[kahljorn]

:(

[DeadKennedys]

Iku ze!!!!!

I've never heard a woman say Iku ze. This is a character made by Jake.

I just had to come and start some shit with this little tool. Keep fighting the good fight Tadao

[kahljorn]

was it really that hard to figure out yukiko was someones character what are the chances of two jackasses showing up at the same time and sucking eachothers cocks. probably pretty high but fuck you :)

also they''re probably both somebody else's character :( probably somebody with a ridiculous knowledge of stupid anime shit like chojin gw or somethhing i dunno.

[MetalMilitia]

Jake's throwing the party so I'm gonna go out on a limb and say no.

Though the chance of there being moobies just got a lot better.

[darkvare]

Jake's throwing the party so I'm gonna go out on a limb and say no.
thosse aren't squishy :(

[glowbelly]

i'm with the k to the jorn on this one

[Yukiko]

Come on! Let's splash each other!

[Pub Lover]

You'd have to jiggle a little more, and then you'll be splashed all over from each and everyway, Pudding.

[Dixie]

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[Pub Lover]

You tease. :(

[Dixie]

I thought boobies would be welcomed.

[pac-man]

Yay boobies!

[Sam]

WHY ARE YOU LADIES WASTING YOUR TIME POSTING IN THIS THREAD WHEN THERE IS A PERFECTLY GOOD THREAD FOR THE LADIES TO POST IN? :tear

[Dixie]

I'm a man in that one, remember?
With a big ol' dick.

[Sam]

DAMN YOU AND YOUR GIGANTIC THROBBING COCK. >:

[Dixie]

It's velvety smooth and craves asian meth-heads who wear octopus hats.

[Sam]

And it throbs.

Like the black heart of a demon.

[Dixie]

Sometimes I think having a penis for real would be fun.
Then I remember I can pee standing up anyways.

[Yukiko]

You perverts have to ruin this thread too? I take back my apology Pub Lover, you are not a nice man!

[Pub Lover]

Would it make a difference if I claimed a mental disorder? Because I'm pretty sure I could do that. No worries, Pudding.

[MattJack]

This thread.

:(

Wait, I mean..

* :( *

[Yukiko]

No Mister Pub Lover it would not make a difference. I believe most of you have mental disorders now and all of you should seek help before you hurt yourselves or someone else. This is supposed to be a beach party fun thread and now no one is having any fun because of you people!

[Pub Lover]

But Pudding, is it my fault or yours for walking in on this madhouse of mad people being mad? :eek

[Yukiko]

How old are you guys? Like really?

[Pub Lover]

Well, I have the mentality of a ten year old, but I can legally buy alcohol, so lets say... 32 :(

But that shouldn't be a reason for us not to be in love, Pudding.

[Yukiko]

I don't think you are my type. Shy quiet guys are way cutest! Your too old for me and your icky.:(

[Pub Lover]

Shy and quiet? I haven't left my house in a year and I speak less than once a month. :eek

But I am totally icky, that is the truth, all the way. I'm icky to the bone, Pudding ;)

[Yukiko]

I don't think I should be talking to you anymore.

[Neen]

Why hasn't somebody outted you yet. This character is so boring.

[Tadao]

I GO AWAY FOR A FEW DAYS AND YOU LET THIS LITTLE FAGGOT THROW A BEACH PARTY?

[Tadao]

I HOPE THIS IS A HALLUCINATION!

[Yukiko]

You haven't exactly been a ball of excitement yourself Mister Neen.

[Tadao]

I'll out her with a "Pink Sock"

[WhiteRat]

thrash dat azz

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/september/tadaobeach.jpg

[DevilWearsPrada]

Max burbank, in his party years

[Dimnos]

*goes into the water*

*runs from Jaws hiding in the water*

I think we need a bigger boat.

When did the I-mockery forums become an AOL chat room? >:

[LordSappington]

He's a gaiafag, what more do you want from him?

[LordSappington]

Oh wait, gaiacurious

[JJ_Maniac]

I wouldn't want to bury you in the sand, you sound like you'd be sticky.

[WhiteRat]

So is this mah for real?

[Neen]

You haven't exactly been a ball of excitement yourself Mister Neen.

I'll show you excitement, and by excitement I mean penis, and by penis I mean poem. :MattJack :Pub Lover

[Tadao]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqDwKTvCeFQ