RE: The Cowboy Song

[LordSappington]

Figured it'd be better to ask this outside of said thread, but what's this about, anyways? How did this start? Why do you constantly post this song?
ALso, please don't post the song on here, I only want answers. I was polite enough to keep my newfag question in it's own thread, keep your senior thread in its own.

[Pub Lover]

http://www.i-mockery.com/cowboy/
What the fuck is this shit? Seriously? For once I wish I-Mockery had sage bombing.

:rolleyes

[LordSappington]

Okay, but why keep reposting it endlessly?

[Pub Lover]

Haha, I was just kidding. I think you're great, Buddy. :eek

I also don't know why the song is repeated over and over and now that I've said that I can never be a vet. :(

[LordSappington]

Maybe it's one of life's eternal mysteries.

[Pub Lover]

I liked Joe vs The Volcano. :(

It might have something to do with that, but you're probably too young to know Tom Hanks' 'fun' movies. :(

[LordSappington]

The only Hanks movies I can recall seeing is Terminal, Castaway and Forrest Gump.
I was only really impressed with Terminal. :P

[Pub Lover]

Oh jesus, boy. :(

He made so many great movies before those bastard things. :(

[LordSappington]

Maybe I'll make a stop to blockbuster, then; I'm running low on movie material, anyways.

[Mockery]

The Cowboy Song is an I-Mockery institution. The forum vets know well of the legend that surrounds it. We don't need to explain it, but you do need to accept it... under the moon.

[Guitar Woman]

I thought it was a song about gay cowboys at first!

[LordSappington]

I'm not complaining, just confused.

[Pub Lover]

What we do now is find a vet willing to spill the secret. :conspiracy

Otherwise we'll never understand it, Sappers.

[ElPila666]

At first i though it had a nationalist meaning like when you have to sing the american anthem at the jersey stadium and i though whoa! if i post something different there i would become cool as sinead o'connor, but i didn't :(

[LordSappington]

I always figured it was to weed out noobs, and if someone posted anything else in it it would be an insta-ban.
So I never did it.

[Dixie]

Don't ask, don't tell.
:aok

[Kitsa]

Something to make vets feel all special about being vets. Let 'em have it if they want it.

[Pub Lover]

I think it is a con. >:

The supposed secret can't possibly be as cool as they make out. :(

The jerks. :tear


TELL ME WHAT IT IS! PLEASE! I WANT TO KNOW! :wah

[Tadao]

Figured it'd be better to ask this outside of said thread, but what's this about, anyways? How did this start? Why do you constantly post this song?
ALso, please don't post the song on here, I only want answers. I was polite enough to keep my newfag question in it's own thread, keep your senior thread in its own.

Asking is why you fail all the time.

[LordSappington]

Asking is better than assuming.
In the words of Stephan King, 'Assume makes an ass out of you and me'
Doesn't make him any better an author, though.

[Tadao]

Nor you any wiser.

[LordSappington]

Says the guy who thinks he'll make an impact starting a flame war on a gaiafag.

[kahljorn]

ill tell you the secret of the cowboy song for 20 dollars.

[Tadao]

Says the guy who thinks he'll make an impact starting a flame war on a gaiafag.

Go back to talking about your scary ghost encounters on unexplained-mysteries.com. You are such a pussy.

[Chojin]

The secret behind the cowboy song is that there is no secret.

[Tadao]

The fool got secret and sacred confused.

[LordSappington]

The secret behind the cowboy song is that there is no secret.
.... GENIUS

[LordSappington]

The fool got secret and sacred confused.
The fool can't reliably create functional sentences. SPELLCHECK, MOTHERFUCKER

[Tadao]

The fool can't reliably create functional sentences. SPELLCHECK, MOTHERFUCKER

Tell what is wrong with it smarty pants.

[Tadao]

This has all lost its novelty. Let it be, he'll stop posting eventually. Either that or he'll an hero after said otaku girl sprays him with mace, or aerosol wasabi, or whatever the hell they use in Japan.

And then you post this gibberish.

[Tadao]

Tell what is wrong with it smarty pants.

This is sarcasm BTW. Why am I explaining this to you? I believe you just might be a full blown Aspie.

[Tadao]

This has all lost its novelty. Let it be, he'll stop posting eventually. Either that or he'll an hero after said otaku girl sprays him with mace, or aerosol wasabi, or whatever the hell they use in Japan.

Seriously, are you really Sarah Palin disguise?

[LordSappington]

And then you post this gibberish.
Explain the gibberish. With you, you frequently leave out a word or two, or misspell one or several words, making it completely retarded English.
As for Aspie's, no, I'm just a bored kid at a computer. I don't try to fake any medical conditions; I DID have testicular cancer, but I don't see how that would affect my posting abilities.

[Tadao]

Only Aspie would be confused by the Cowboy Song thread.

again can you detect the sarcasm fucking aspie

[LordSappington]

'Three aspects of communication patterns are of clinical interest: poor prosody, tangential and circumstantial speech, and marked verbosity. Although inflection (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inflection) and intonation may be less rigid or monotonic than in autism, people with AS often have a limited range of intonation; speech may be unusually fast, jerky or loud. Speech may convey a sense of incoherence (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coherence_%28linguistics%29); the conversational style often includes monologues about topics that bore the listener, fails to provide context (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Context_%28language_use%29) for comments, or fails to suppress internal thoughts. Individuals with AS may fail to monitor whether the listener is interested or engaged in the conversation. The speaker's conclusion or point may never be made, and attempts by the listener to elaborate on the speech's content or logic, or to shift to related topics, are often unsuccessful.'
According to wikipedia, all of us here are Aspie's. Go figure.

[Tadao]

OMG you are such an Aspie! You can't even understand that you posted something on speech! You really don't understand what is going on around you, do you?

[LordSappington]

Blah blah blah, flame flame, same ol' same ol'. You need a new gimmick, Tadao.

[Tadao]

Hahaha you are such a limp wristed little faggot. That is the cry of the beaten.

[LordSappington]

The beaten do not cry. They tend to pout, or sob, or wait for death.
More importantly, what the fuck kind of insult is 'limp wristed'? Come on, Tadao, I expect more than THAT from you.

[Chojin]

LS, do you think you're in the mock wars? Your every reply doesn't need to be along the lines of "HO HO HO TRY AGAIN :hat".

[LordSappington]

Nah, it's been pretty apparent I'm not in them. But I KNOW Tadao can come up with funnier stuff than this; he doesn't really seem to be trying as hard any more. :(

[Tadao]

YOU LITTLE FAGGOT ASS PUSSY! HOW CAN YOU LET CHOJIN TALK TO YOU LIKE THAT! AND THEN YOU PULL OUT THE EXACT SAME LINE HE TOLD YOU NOT TO PULL OUT? YOU AREN"T EVEN WORTH THE TIME ANYMORE!

Chojin: I'm glad you took the time to stop stroking GW's dick to pick at my left overs. Ho ho ho try again. :hat

[Tadao]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/41/Arm_flex_supinate.jpg

[LordSappington]

The arm was a pretty nice touch.

[kahljorn]

the armpit hairs look like ZOMBIFIED VEINS CR EEPING UP YOUR ARM BE CAREFUL IFD CUT IT OFF!

[LordSappington]

Oh lawd, those are armpit hairs? I thought it was just arm hair. :(

[Tadao]

One day you will have hair too :(

[LordSappington]

Mine doesn't creep up my arm like that. :P

[ZeldaQueen]

Perhaps the secret is like the secret of why Douglas Adams chose "42" as the Answer to Live, the Universe, and Everything or who Carly Simon thought was so vain: There could be absolutely nothing behind it, but the mere thought that there is keps us going

[Pub Lover]

No, there is totally somthing behind it, don't go for that cop out, Love.

[LordSappington]

Maybe he's the MISSING LINK *twilight zone intro*

[ZeldaQueen]

True. :D

And I'm not selling out. I just like to spend my days musing about various possibilities to things. I devote about half of my brain to it.