Borthers, gotta have 'em

[Tadao]

So my youngest brother killed himself last year Oct 9th.

Help me get through this rough week by horrendous attacks on me, my family, and my stupid dead brother. I miss you you fucking jerk.

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Human/Bro.jpg

[Tadao]

Cause you're all fags I'll take you all on at once.

[pac-man]

One of my best friends did the same December of last year. I'll just say this: I think you're an asshole Tadao, and I mean that in the best way possible.

[Tadao]

NEXT

[Dimnos]

Tadao just shut your man pleaser and go cry in a dark corner somewhere like a normal person would...


That or go sniff chode...


You jerk.:lol

[Tadao]

Dimnos, the only thing memorable about you is that you had an avatar before this one that I can't remember what it looked like.

[pac-man]

You suck, your brother sucked, and neither one of you will leave a legacy worth a god damn.

[Tadao]

Well yeah, he's dead and I had a vasectomy.

[pac-man]

Touche... I stick by my first post.

[Dixie]

Tad, you are a miserable whiny douche.
You only think of yourself and if your asshole wasn't so loose I'd ram my 5" platform dominatrix boots up it to remind of what a foot tastes like.

[Tadao]

CIG, I never thought you were hot. It was a joke. Don't you get it! IT'S A JOKE WEBSITE!

[executioneer]

i never had a brother :(

[Tadao]

Well if you did I'm sure he would be alive :(

[Dixie]

CIG, I never thought you were hot. It was a joke. Don't you get it! IT'S A JOKE WEBSITE!
I don't need your dick to validate my self worth.
I do however need your signature for this warrant sir.

[Tadao]

As Steely Dan once said,

Got a case of dynamite
I could hold out here all night
Yes I crossed my old man back in Oregon
Don't take me alive

[kahljorn]

have you ever heard that if your b rother dies young then you're a stupid jerk

[Asila]

Sorry I love you both

[Tadao]

No, but I have heard that people with geocities accounts with faggot poetry and pictures in .txt form are stupid jerks.

[Tadao]

Sorry I love you both

:tear now I'm crying. I'm a fatty fatty crying jerk faggot.

[Dixie]

Cheer up fatty.
Jake still hates you!

[Tadao]

:D

[Asila]

CIS still hates you and has boots to prove it

[pac-man]

CIS still hates you and has boots to prove it

And boobs to prove it.

[kahljorn]

did your dead brother tell you that before he killed himself over the shame of being related to you or something?

[kahljorn]

cause that sounds tragic

[Tadao]

Doesn't sound tragic at all. It's how the Japanese roll.

[ZeldaQueen]

I'm sorry. That's awful.

I fight with my brother a lot, but I don't know what would happen if he died...

That being said, good riddance to him, the freeloading bastard, I hope he fries!.

He's no more! He's ceased to be! He has expired! He's gone to meet his maker!

That is an ex-brother!

[Neen]

Somebody's quoting Monty Python? On the internet, of all places?

[Tadao]

I'm sorry. That's awful.

I fight with my brother a lot, but I don't know what would happen if he died...



Thank you sweetie, can I see your boobs now. It would comfort me.

[Tadao]

How did I not wind up with a serious enemy. I need a Batman so that I can be a Commissioner Gorden who is infected by Scarecrows toxin and fighting the urge to rape his own hot daughter.

[Misdemonar]

YOU ARE ALL NIGG.ERS

[Tadao]

That, missy, is fucking insulting.

[Misdemonar]

I DIDN'T SAY IT WOULDN'T HURT

[pac-man]

Prepare you heiny for a blast from the spank-ray.

[Emu]

This is a pussy thread, and not the good kind

[Tadao]

Maybe, but I already got your girlfriends sympathy, phone number and specific times to call.

[kahljorn]

yea the japanese are pretty honorable people huh except for you i guess the guy so shameful his family kills themselves so they don't have to live with it :(

if you had any pride in being a man of japan you'd commit seppuku.

[Tadao]

No, because I want the family fortune. We make Otaku pillows.

[kahljorn]

and that's exactly the type of attitude that made your brother ashamed of you

anyway all this thread is doing is making me feel like an asshole so fuck you -- you selfish jack off. selfish jackoff is kind of redundant but whatever!

[Colonel Flagg]

My best friend in grad school did the same thing, the dipshit. In the same spirit, you're a dipshit too.

Like you fucking care. You probably have me on ignore anyway.

Peace

[Tadao]

The Rocketeer

We used to have a Rocketeer game on our PC back in the early 90s, I used to watch my brother playing it

:tear

[ZeldaQueen]

Hmm, I think Neen's been in my Photobucket Album. :)

And yes, that was Monty Python.

And no, no pictures of my boobs. Sorry.

[Tadao]

And no, no pictures of my boobs. Sorry.

Then my brothers death was in vain :tear

[kahljorn]

why don't you go make a pity me thread on amessage forum where people care about dumbasses

[Tadao]

I have 5 of them already going besides this one.

[kahljorn]

are they message forums where people care about dumbasses?cause i think that might help!
MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY A SUPPORT GROUP?
groups.yahoo.com/supportgroupfor(gay)guyswhomolesttheiryoungerbroth ersandcausethemtokillthemselvesandthenfeelguiltyaf terandwantpeople'sattentionsotheydon'tfeellikesuch apieceofshit

I've heard that that group in particular is very helpful for person's like you! also, I've heard that communicating with a group of peers who have similar problems often helps you to really get a handle on your problems by gaining another perspective and realizing that other people have the same kinds of problems that you do and that you're not special.

also i wanted to let you know that your brother is in a better place :(

[Tadao]

:lol Those people wont make me laugh though.

[kahljorn]

hehe :)

depends. Personally i think that people in support groups are often hilarious.

how come in all of chuck pahlanuik whatevers books his characters always frequent support groups like it makes them so fucking novel and different and cool i hate that.

[WhiteRat]

Your brother was a great chess player.

[Dixie]

I was trying to vomit this morning, and amongst the mucus that came up there were little streaks of blood. And I thought of you.
You irritating whiny bitch.

[Esuohlim]

Tadao I think you're a peach in a field of crabapples and your brother is in heaven now god bless him amen

[ZeldaQueen]

Your brother was a hamster who smelt of elderberries. :P

[Tadao]

OMG ZQ! I didn't really mean for you to send me boobie pics. I'm almost 40 and you are 17! I'll wind up in jail. Thank you though, you have nice perky nipples. When you turn 18 I'll hook up with you.

[Tadao]

I think ZQ is just what this place needed. I hope the old hags here don't get all upset.

[Shyandquietguy]

Hey Tadao, visit your brother's grave lately?

Well, you're gonna soon! :lol

P.S. I hope this is not too much!

[Tadao]

Hah! Nothing is too much. This is yet another flame I have taken away from you posers. If a guy uses his brothers recent suicide to get pictures of a 17 year olds boobies, what can you really to do him other than pray for his soul?

[WhiteRat]

You should start a thread and entertain us with meth stories. I am serious so get crackin'!

[kahljorn]

you know it's pretty easy to get pictures of 17 year old girls boobies without being a little bitch :O

[Tadao]

You should start a thread and entertain us with meth stories. I am serious so get crackin'!

It was nothing big to talk about. I sanded down my skateboard and redrew designs on it. But there was a big adventure I had when I went cold turkey. Nothing you guys would want to hear about. I would make me more manly than you.

[WhiteRat]

Did you have a preference for what type of tooter you used? Light Bulb? Foil?

[Tadao]

Glass "oil burner"

[WhiteRat]

My roommate had a preference for light bulbs when he actually had them. Several times I came over to his house and the only light bulb that wasn't smoked out of was the one right above his bed.

[Tadao]

I've heard about using a bulb, but who would want to put those chemicals into their bodies? :yuck

[WhiteRat]

The same person that traded his grandpa's power saw for half a gram!

[Tadao]

I'd trade my brothers soul for half a gram!

[Tadao]

See how I brought it back to my brother? You newbs can learn something from this you little fags.

[kahljorn]

lightbulbs dont really have chemicals in them and anyway you're supposed to wash it out first :rolleyes

I went on a six day meth binge one time just to see what it was like.

[kahljorn]

that sucked :(

[Tadao]

If I was with you I would have been sucking you the whole time :(

[kahljorn]

gross ;( you're 93 and I'm sixteen

[Dixie]

Just the way he likes em.
Unless you have pubes already.

[Colonel Flagg]

Your brother is with Gabby GaGa.

[ZeldaQueen]

On the topic of getting high, I heard that certain species of toad secrete hallucinagenic (and potentially deadly) sweat. As a result, people lick these toads to get high and many die. As one humor columnist said, you could argue that they deserve to die. Tell me, did your brother lick toads? >:

And I thought you said that you were 18? And now you're 40? :confused:

[Tadao]

OMG ZQ! I didn't really mean for you to send me boobie pics. I'm almost 40 and you are 17! I'll wind up in jail. Thank you though, you have nice perky nipples. When you turn 18 I'll hook up with you.

Notice that she didn't deny it :pimp

[ZeldaQueen]

Maybe I was ignoring it. :lol

[Dixie]

You don't LICK the toads you scrape the poison off and smoke it.
Duhhhh.
Bulfo Alvarius

[ZeldaQueen]

You sure? I'm pretty sure it was lick.

In any case, it's weird.

[Dixie]

I am very sure.
One of my old friends use to raise them.
"Scientific research"

[ZeldaQueen]

But of course. "Scientific research".

All I know is that the hallucinagenic toad made for a fantastic plot device in the movie "Big Trouble".

[kahljorn]

a lot of people lick the toads :O that's the traditional way to get high off of them.

i know a place you can order those online :(

I've been wondering what happened with gabby gaga. So she actually did commit suicide or she didn't i don't understand.

for some reason i feel responsible :(

[executioneer]

someone claiming to be her mom was claiming that she committed suicide but most of us implied she was a fraud and harrassed her

[Grislygus]

Tadao, with a few exceptions, your great memorial experiment has all the comedic and interest-worthy qualities of your average Comedy Central Roast. I offer you only this badly animated version of Tom Shipley, which is just as boring but (unfortunately) only mildly less funny than this entire thread

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/shipely.gif


Best if viewed while listening to one toke over the line

[dirtyxblondexdame]

i <3 tadao