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ZeldaQueen
Oct 5th, 2008, 10:09 PM
And we were talking about how tense things get around election. I mentioned that the presidential elections were like the nation getting it's period.

Anyone else agree?

Tadao
Oct 5th, 2008, 10:19 PM
no

ZeldaQueen
Oct 5th, 2008, 10:27 PM
Aw, you sure? It happens on a regular basis, it's messy, and there's a lot of pain, mood swings, and grumpiness involved.

Dixie
Oct 5th, 2008, 10:35 PM
Yeah we're pretty sure, because we all get fucked.
And we all know most guys are scared of getting their dicks splashed by the red tide.
It's more like an orgy with a few jerks penetrating everyone.
Tentacle Rape may explain it pretty well though.

Tadao
Oct 5th, 2008, 10:36 PM
NO

Dixie
Oct 5th, 2008, 10:37 PM
RAPE

VaporTrailx1
Oct 5th, 2008, 11:04 PM
Maybe the election could be considered closer to the "forbidden hello".

ZeldaQueen
Oct 5th, 2008, 11:35 PM
Yeah we're pretty sure, because we all get fucked.
And we all know most guys are scared of getting their dicks splashed by the red tide.
It's more like an orgy with a few jerks penetrating everyone.
Tentacle Rape may explain it pretty well though.

Never thought of that. Yet another political analogy created.

Tadao
Oct 5th, 2008, 11:58 PM
BOYFRIEND = NO!

Neen
Oct 6th, 2008, 09:38 AM
Never thought of that. Yet another political analogy created.

Simile.

bigtimecow
Oct 6th, 2008, 12:43 PM
there's so much rape on this forum lately

THANKS TADAO >:

Esuohlim
Oct 6th, 2008, 01:27 PM
Would anybody mind paraphrasing this thread for me it's going way over my head here

Fuck I wish I was smart enough for the politics forum

ZeldaQueen
Oct 6th, 2008, 07:42 PM
Basically we're comparing this nation's presidential elections to various forms of sex/sexually related body activities.

glowbelly
Oct 14th, 2008, 12:27 PM
i think i'm falling for esuohlim