Poll: What do you do for a living?

[dirtyxblondexdame]

the first person to say "your mom" is gonna get kicked in the crotch.

i'm in sales for a big moving company. this is our slow season, so i'm gonna try to amuse myself here.

[McClain]

Your mother.

[McClain]

I design webs and do graphic design for a publishing company.

[darkvare]

i go to college from 1 pm to 7 pm and i wake up at 10 am so i have no time for wrk in other words i'm lazy

[pac-man]

http://luminomagazine.com/2004.03/spotlight/officespace/images/bob1/bob1a.jpg

"What would you say... you do here?"

[Kitsa]

I'm an artist.

[dirtyxblondexdame]

i'm always forgetting my TPS coversheets :(

[Tadao]

I collect money from the federal government.

[ElPila666]

i'm a chubby chaser :lover

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I work for an insurance company

[pac-man]

i go to college

I collect money from the federal government.

i'm a chubby chaser

Put these together and that's what I do.

[dirtyxblondexdame]

Put these together and that's what I do.

that's the most awesome job EVER.

[Colonel Flagg]

I collect money from the federal government.

Great work, if you can get it.

I'm an analytical lab manager for a packaging company.

[pac-man]

Meh, it's a living.

[Tadao]

Great work, if you can get it.


It's not a lot of money. I see why most people sell drugs on the side just to improve your quality of life. What an oxymoron.

Luckily I have given up on my quest for useless stuff and don't have a huge ego that makes me want a watch or new clothes.

[Esuohlim]

I don't do shit

[Tadao]

Well, I have a product that will have you doing shit for 5 days straight.

[Sam]

Well, I have a product that will have you going shit for 5 days straight.

[Shyandquietguy]

Still considered a student, have passed all of my classes, and I am waiting for a paid on site training course for potential employment. Until then.

I collect money from the federal government.

[LordSappington]

School, and not much else.
I yell at small children a lot, though. But I don't get paid for it.
Yet.....

[executioneer]

i collect money from the state government, i also send money out on behalf of the state government :x

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

i collect money from the state government, i also send money out on behalf of the state government :x


Do you just send money out but take a pinch for yourself?

[Kitsa]

I hope you're not one of those disability benefits reps I always want to throttle, like the brainiac who said that only old people are on Medicare :/

[wobzire]

I help people use online banking.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I help people use online banking.

What bank?

[wobzire]

Some tiny Canadian bank you never heard of.

[Angryhydralisk]

I commune with the collective scum of the earth and flirt with ladies. Oh, and I fix betting machines.

[Dimnos]

I commune with the collective scum of the earth and flirt with ladies. Oh, and I fix betting machines.

Like slot machines and shit?

[executioneer]

Do you just send money out but take a pinch for yourself?

i wish!

I hope you're not one of those disability benefits reps I always want to throttle, like the brainiac who said that only old people are on Medicare :/

no i work in a mail production center sending out lotsa envelopes, some of which have checks in them! and sometimes the checks are for very large amounts :x i've seen $350k checks before, i also saw one for 3 cents the other day!

[Zomboid]

I AM A STUDENT DURING THE FALL AND WINTER AND I WORK IN THE OIL FIELD DURING THE SUMMER.

[WhiteRat]

I'm a radio operator in the South African Air Force.

[kahljorn]

I'm a tutor and sandwich artiste :(

[pac-man]

Do you tutor kids at the Sylvan Learning Center?

[Dixie]

Stage tech, house cleaning, kabob restaurant cashier, belly dancer.
And somehow I have time for you lot.

[WhiteRat]

Do you tutor kids at the Sylvan Learning Center?

We have one of those places in my hometown and I don't think i've ever heard of or seen anyone actually go there.

[pac-man]

I've only ever seen one.

[WhiteRat]

I'm willing to bet that Tadao has broken into one before and used it as a quiet place to toot meth without the hassle of reality bearing down on him.

[Kitsa]

Doesn't Sylvan cost like $16,000 or something utterly ridiculous?

I was a French professor one year, my job was to have a class available for remedials...never got a single French student, but got like 15 Spanish students. The Spanish professors must have sucked or something.

[Cherry Nirvana]

Electronics department at Wal-Mart.

[Tadao]

I'm willing to bet that Tadao has broken into one before and used it as a quiet place to toot meth without the hassle of reality bearing down on him.

:shocked

[JediScum]

I work fast food and GOOD FUCKING GOD, SATAN, AND BUDDHA I need to get back into fine dining.

[Zomboid]

YOU FLIP BURGERS AT MCDONALD'S?

[Asila]

Stage tech, house cleaning, kabob restaurant cashier, belly dancer.
And somehow I have time for you lot.
I still say you need to teach me ACTUALLY THE HOUSE CLEANING PART TOO I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT DOING THAT IN THE PAST

[JediScum]

YOU FLIP BURGERS AT MCDONALD'S?

Not quite... locally owned but, prolly the same. Except the owners gotta keep up with the Mc Jones'.

Whether I flip a burger or pumpkin seed crusted Red Snapper, I still gotta fuck around with temperatures that about 350 degrees Farenheit

But not many uppity teenagers work fine dining.... Uppity adults, yes. They're called culinary school grads and managers. I'm just too used to talking with the OWNERS of any business and getting the info from them.

[DevilWearsPrada]

Stage tech, house cleaning, kabob restaurant cashier, belly dancer.
And somehow I have time for you lot.

belly dancer :x

[Asila]

Oh and, I'm currently a full-time student and mom to a wild crotch-dropping.

[kahljorn]

i tutor people at a college :(

[Dixie]

I still say you need to teach me ACTUALLY THE HOUSE CLEANING PART TOO I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT DOING THAT IN THE PAST

The belly dancing was learned from workout DVD sets and youtube lessons for the past 3 years.
The housecleaning part is easy. Ads on craigslist do alot. I got my first housecleaning job by looking for ads in craigslist. Most of it you can get paid under the table with so it's a good part time thing.

[Asila]

I can't explain how sexy the thought is, I'll have to try that

[Dixie]

Yeah tax free money is pretty hot.

[DevilWearsPrada]

NUH UH honey, not without 3 years of ballet and 2 of tap >:

[DevilWearsPrada]

snap snap snap

[Uncle_Sham]

i want to work at blockbuster



i hate myself

[Dixie]

i want to work at blockbuster



i hate myself
Try again. They drug test.

[Uncle_Sham]

they do not drug test

or else they would have noticed i smoked a bag of meth

[AChimp]

I program COMPUTARS.

The company I work for makes financial planning software. The banks and stuff that are collapsing right now weren't clients of ours, ironically. They probably wish they used our software now. >:

[Kitsa]

CIG: Neena and Veena Bidasha?

[Dixie]

Nope, Rania and Delilah.
The twins are really awesome though!

[Pub Lover]

MY NAME IS DR RAHIM BADAWALLAH, I AM A SENIOUR OFFICIAL AT THE BANK OF NIGERIA. I NEED YOUR HELP, MY NEW FRIEND, TO MOVE A LARGE SUM OF MONEY OUT OF THE COUNTRY.

IF YOU AGREE PLEASE SEND ME YOUR FULLNAME, BITHDAY, THE NYMBERS FOR ANY CREDIT CARDS YOU MAY HAVE AND YOUR SOCIAL SUCRUITY NUMBER.

I AM VERY PLEASED WE CAN MAKE THIS HAPPEN.

[Dixie]

Only if you're selling Anus Laptops.

[WhiteRat]

Or a broken washer.

[DeadKennedys]

I'm a Combat Medic :( Excuse me, "Health Care Specialist"

[JohnCushing]

I'm a hostage negotiator.

[Shrubfest]

I'm a Costume student.
I spend my time at a sewing machine or in theatres.

[DeadKennedys]

I'm a Costume student.
I spend my time at a sewing machine or in theatres.

Yeah you kinda look like a seamster, if you catch my drift >:

[Dixie]

Yeah you kinda look like a seamster, if you catch my drift >:
Be nice, you have no idea what wardrobe people have to put up with!

[Sam]

At school all the wardrobe girls were hot. :(

[Nick]

I stack boxes 10 hours a day.


I hate Alabama.

[DeadKennedys]

I hate Alabama.

Hey, me too!

[Geggy]

I'll be starting to collect unemployment and SSI in one week and hope to make a living out of it for at least the next three to six months.

[WhiteRat]

While you are at it start smoking bud out of a NOS Energy drink can while snatchin' up that government cheese.

[Geggy]

Shhh....ix-nay on the o.s.-nay because I don't want anyone to know I drink the stuff.

As for the buds, hells yeah.

[J. Tithonus Pednaud]

I'm a freelance writer and artist. Since April, I've owned and operated a small but full service advertising agency on a full time basis.

[Kitsa]

wtf posted something in the wrong place sry

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I just started a half-new job with my company that I do on the side. I finished 2.5 weeks of training, but now have to go back and still do my old job + the new one on the side.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I'm the supervisor at a helpdesk.....I think my title is Operation Coordinator...or something.

[Palmerholic]

I had a job for a while at a gas station and when I realized the job wasn't going anywhere, I left and went to college. Now I'm focusing on school and looking for another job in the meantime. The job market in my state sucks and although my interviews go very well, nobody seems to actually hire.

[ValientKid]

I'm an assistant Administrator/Tech for a trade school; As nice as it is having a job like that with the way the job market is in my area now, I don't enjoy it too much. I just feel like it'll soon end up feeling like I'm in a rut, which is why I plan on gaining Security and PC Forensics certifications by the end of November, and then moving to either LA or San Diego by January for hopefully something better.

[bigtimecow]

i teach high school kids how to build robotic art pieces

$12.50/hour ;D

[liquidstatik]

fuck you btc >:

[Big McLargehuge]

i am a waiter and i get paid under the table and average about $15/hr though it is slowing down. Ima be a student in about 2 months and i am going to learn how to make knives :x

[sspadowsky]

I tell people what to do.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I tell people what to do.


Vice President?

[dawnna]

i freeze my nipples off and get eggyolk on my shoes

[WhiteRat]

You should start playing russian roulette.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

with a Flintlock.

[Zhukov]

I work in a nursery. One with plants and trees, not babies.

[Perndog]

I play music. Right now, the trombone, but I'm getting sick of it and trying to land a singing job.

[kahljorn]

nevermind i already said that :(