Stupid shit you did as a kid

[Kitsa]

I was taking my dog for a walk and interrupted the two boys from next door playing chicken with the pickup trucks that come barreling down our street. They were sitting crosslegged in the middle of the road and jumping up at the very last second. I thought for sure they'd be killed.

My boyfriend says all boys do dumb shit. Is this true?

[Tadao]

This is a trap!

[WhiteRat]

Let's see.... I'm not sure about the statue of limitations on some of these so I will contribute nothing except for this:

Snorting Xenadrine (with ephedra) and then smoking a joint which caused me to have a panic attack and then ending up in the hospital because you think your heart is going to explode. Even months later every time I smoked I would have minor panic attacks.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

9 Volt on the tongue.


jumping off the back of a car into piles of leaves.

See my recent picture in the picture section: coffee mug full of man.

Your boyfriend knows what he's talking about.

[Dixie]

I ate ants, slugs, and rat poison.
Darwin ain't won yet.

[liquidstatik]

I used to make out with my cousin a lot and played with my sisters titties a couple tiems :x

[executioneer]

i've driven a car at 145 mph on a freeway, strapped large numbers of lit roman candles to my arm and shot them at my cousin who was similarly armed, and very nearly burned down a large portion of forest

oh and once i did the most dangerous thing of all, i posted a mapquest map of where i lived ON THE INTERNET :eek

[Dimnos]

i posted a mapquest map of where i lived ON THE INTERNET :eek

You so crazy :lol

[MetalMilitia]

Just the normal stuff - dicking about in derelict factories, catching things on fire, attempting to explode things, shooting BB guns at friends - all that good stuff.

[Geggy]

I flushed a banana peel into the toilet of my resident advisor's bathroom on my floor of the dorm I lived in back in college during my freshman year. It was close to the last day of spring period and no one liked him.

I did experiments with matches and lighters as a kid. I discovered that you can turn a lighter into an explosive device. Still got all of my fingers though.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

That's too bad.

[robo_rob]

I ate bugs, and set stuff on fire.

A few years ago in a drunken stupor, i tried to take a food court hostage with a Megatron in gun mode.

[McClain]

All of these offenses were commmitted when I was a child.


I put a chunk of tar in the microwave to see what would happen. Pretty green lights! When my father heard the noise and saw the flashing he quickly unplugged the microwave and plugged his foot in my ass.

I hit an electical box off a structure with a sledgehammer. Pretty lights! Don't know what happened after that 'cause I ran away. Father got suspicious when his sledgehammer came up missing.

My brother and I set the garage on fire. We made a rope out of dryer lint and tried to light it on fire - we heard that's what Boy Scouts did. When it didn't light we put some gasoline in the bottom of a Mason jar and dropped the lint rope inside like a wick. After we lit the lint one of us accidentally kicked over the jar. We managed to control the fire before it burned the entire garage down. I don't know how, but we stopped it.

Threw water balloons at random cars, and it just happened that one of the vans we struck was driven by a man with a pacemaker. Needless to say he had an episode. Cops. Ambulances. Etc.

Broke in to the local Catholic Church. Actually the doors were always open, so it was probably more along the lines of trespassing. We'd blow out all the candles, write fake confessions on offering envelopes, and steal bottles of holy water for water fights. Holy water tastes the same as regular water in case anyone is curious.

[Trats12]

Started a Domino pizza box on fire in the living room. Burnt a 10" inch hole in the carpet. Man I was stupid...

[ZeldaQueen]

Girls can do some pretty dumb stuff too. When I was younger I:

-Was sitting on a pipe-like railing and flipped off of it backwards. I would have brained myself on the walkway, but I somehow managed to grab the railing and eased myself down.

-Flipped backwards off of a swing, managed to hold myself up for several minutes while a friend went to get the teacher to help, and then fell into the mud below just as the teacher showed up.

-Took my brother's advice and held onto the swing at the lowest point of the chains. As a result, when I started to swing forward, I flipped backwards off of the swings (seeing a pattern here). I believe I did a 360 in midair before landing on the ground. Then, when I could see again, I saw a few coins on the ground and thought some good came out of it. When I picked them up, I realized that those coins were mine and fell out of my pocket when I went flying.

-I was with two friends and we wanted to climb this one tree. Since we were pretty little and couldn't get up there on our own, the one friend suggested that I be boosted by my feet, cheerleader-style, to get up there. I got a few inches off of the ground before I (wait for it) fell backwards off of their hands.

-When I was a child, I was playing catch with my dad in the basement and I accidentally threw the ball too high and knocked down a new ceiling light. The light hit my chin on the way down and I spent the rest of the night in the emergency room getting my chin stitched up.

[Tadao]

-Took my brother's advice and held onto the swing at the lowest point of the chains.

Hehe, awesome brother!

[pac-man]

I got my head stuck in banister railings.

[Sam]

FELL IN LOVE :tear

[Guitar Woman]

stuck my tongue to the flagpole to prove that you can escape by salivating a lot

it worked by it took me fucking forever

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I got my head stuck in banister railings.


:lol

Too many times to remember for me.

[pac-man]

My parents tried to act p.o.'ed while stifling their laughter.

[Esuohlim]

I was fucking around with a swimming pool ladder and got my foot stuck at the bottom of it so that my head was under two feet of water. I almost died :lol

I also threw a kid's bike in a lake because he was making fun of me.

[ZeldaQueen]

Hehe, awesome brother!
The heck of it was, he did it with no problems at all. And he's two years younger than me. >:

Oh, when I was at the pool one lifeguard told me to sneak up on another and steal this pack the other lifeguard had. He told me it was alright, so I tried to do it and got caught. My mom got so mad at me for that.

My family and I were hiking in some woods and I slipped and fell in a stream about three times. My brother accidentally fell into a hole between two underwater rocks and was in water up to his armpits before we could pull him out. :lol

When driving, I get really nervous. One time, I was practicing driving and when I made a turn my dad told me to keep to the far right. For whatever reason, I was so nervous that my rights and my lefts got mixed up and I pulled really far to the left. My dad was really PO'd and I couldn't exactly say that I did it because I mixed up my rights and lefts.

[Tadao]

I like your brother.

[ZeldaQueen]

He can be cool. Sometimes. :\

[Tadao]

How is he in bed? Does he kiss you first? :x

[Tadao]

Sorry for being a jerk in your thread Kista :(

[ElPila666]

http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/1850/kiddiejointpk6.jpg

[Tadao]

Yeah, that haircut is a dumb idea. I bet there is a rat tail on the back of his head.

[ZeldaQueen]

How is he in bed? Does he kiss you first? :x
None of that. >:

[Tadao]

Don't be mad, he might one day. Try leaving your room door unlocked!

[Kitsa]

When I was about 7 there was this kid down the street who went through a daredevil phase on his bike. His parents had this long, downward-sloping driveway with a rail at the bottom end. I think it dropped off to a ravine or something on the other side. Anyway, they had like 7 or 8 metal trashcans lined up long the rail...no idea why so many...and he got it in his head that he could bowl himself at the trashcans and knock them all over.

Except, you know, there was this rail behind them and stuff, and if he went through them he'd probably go flying to his death.

He actually did it, and got stuck headfirst in one of the garbage cans and cried until his mom came out screaming for us all to go home and never come back again.

I rode a bike once when I wasn't supposed to (back when I didn't have a healthy appreciation for my limitations)...ended up knocking myself out and skidding several feet on my face, removing all the skin from my nose. A car almost hit me. One of many ambulance rides.

[JediScum]

I used to eat brown sugar out of the bag when i was 9 or 10...

Once i taped a GI Joe figure to the spindle of the washing machine, and set the machine for "spin" just so i could watch it... BUT THE MACHINE HAD NO CLOTHES IN IT!!!!

Another time when I was about 10, I watched porn and got a hard-on...

For several years as a youngster, i would actually drink alcohol but, NOT LIKE IT!!!

Then there was the time i tried to do a ritual that would turn me into a werewolf, but i couldn't find the right ingredients... it called for an ointment made of "herbs", so i used everything i could find in my mom's spice rack.... not a lot, just a little of each. Oh, and the ointment was supposed to have a base of "Baby fat" but, all i could find was Bacon Grease that my mom saved.
Let me tell you, as a cook, bacon grease will do a HELL a bit more than baby fat. How many recipes for a vinegarette call for "baby fat"? Fucking NONE!
With Bacon grease, and not a lot, i can make a spinach salad you won't believe.

But, yeah, the lycanthropy didn't take because i chickened out at the last minute and never did the ritual.

I mean, shit, what if it worked?!?! Then i'd have to go kill to eat 3 days a month? Not interested.

Oh, and i used to pick my nose.

And eat it.

Actually, i shouldn't say i "used" to.....

[DevilWearsPrada]

why are you using your old account

[JediScum]

why are you using your old account

Who?

[ZeldaQueen]

Don't be mad, he might one day. Try leaving your room door unlocked!
Seriously, don't joke like that. My brother and I get along sometimes, but most of the time he's pretty obnoxious to me. Really, don't go there.

[Dixie]

I was scared of going into chinese restaurants when I was 5. I thought sumo wrestlers were gonna sit on me.

[Asila]

I was being babysat in Hong Kong while my mother and stepfather were searching for a house back in the states. I was taking my babysitter to the store we shopped at most, and while jaywalking--it's fairly common there, or was--I got hit by a motorcycle. I still have knee problems because of that.

Um, and I pierced my own bellybutton with a safety pin once, mmm masochism

[ZeldaQueen]

I nearly got hit by a car because I was impatient to cross the street - twice.

[DevilWearsPrada]

Twice in the same instance? cause that'd be some wacky shit


kinda like brad pitt in that one movie

[Uncle_Sham]

I liked lego alot, i put two of my favorite lego men in a lego canoe and put them in the toilet, flushed it, and then grabbed it at the lasst second. Just as i grabbed it the man in the back of the canoe got sucked down. i cried

[LordSappington]

Ever heard of a Ripstick? It's one of those two wheeled skateboards. There's this huge hill in my neighborhood, and if you go all the way to the cul de sac at the bottom, you can go about 25 MPH on that. The thing is, there's an intersection at the middle of it, and it's a fairly busy road. So we have someone stand at the intersection and give us thumbs up if it's clear, and thumbs down if it's no good. So one of my friends decided he didn't like the thumbs up thing, and was doing some weird ass arm flailing thing, and I just kept going. I got hit by a truck going 40 MPH; luckily I rolled over the hood, onto the cab and into the bed, and just got bruised really badly.
Got more stories involving roman candles, and a schizophrenic kid who held me at shotgun point, with no shells. Except that was just funny.

[DevilWearsPrada]

>: I tried grinding with one of those, and I flew off of it when I hit the rail. then, later i tried seeing if it'd manual right and it spun around, and one of the wheels got all fucke dup

[LordSappington]

I'm going to buy a new one soon and find some way to strap it to my feet; that'd probably work better. Also, wax up the middle rod; it's got grips on it, and that can cause some understandable problems.

[ZeldaQueen]

No, I almost got hit on two different times.

Twice I scalded my tongue with hot chocolate. The first time, I somehow made no connection between the fact that I drank something extremely hot and the fact that I couldn't taste food for several days.

Once, I rode my friend's scooter with no protective gear. I fell off and scraped up my knee. My mom took me home and put a band-aide on me. Then she took me back to the playground. On the way there, I tripped over her feet (really), fell down, and scraped my other knee. This time, I wised up and stayed at home.

Oh, and I was playing basketball once with some other kids. I was chasing after the ball and was running after it so fast that I ran into the kid holding it. The kid was a foot taller than me and I don't think he was hurt (I'm not sure, as I closed my eyes just before I hit him). All I know is that I richocheted off of him and fell down onto the basketball court, skinning both of my knees. My mom didn't have band-aides this time, so she got some gauze and tape to patch me up.

[executioneer]

one time this kid was sitting on a log in a lake throwing sand at everyone swimming in the shallows and i got pissed at him so i swam underwater to the log and bit him in the leg

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I used to just fill up a hot dog bun with ketchup, microwave it and eat it.


Also shots of A1 sauce was delicious.

[JohnCushing]

Back in '83, I had this huge backyard party with music, booze, and the works. My friend brought over at least a dozens amps and shit to hook up to my stereo system. Later in the party, I was totally shitfaced, climbed on top a tall stack of amps, and jumped off. Needless to say, I broke some bones, but I can't remember if I broke my nose or my collar bone. Maybe I broke both...

[The Leader]

Once, when I was 18, I joined this forum. :(

[bigtimecow]

you know how kids do that lemonade stand shit? well me and my friends did something similar (i think we were like 8) by taking like a shitload of stuff from my kitchen (vanilla extract, eggs, random food condiments and items) and put them in a huge bowl. we then stood on my lawn with a sign that said "TAKE A WHIFF // 25 cents" or something like that. i know we got at least one guy to smell it :x

[Kitsa]

that actually sounds pretty cool. I wish kids around here were that inventive.

I know it used to be a big deal in the mid 80s for some places to offer a drink called "Secret Weapon" or something like that that was just all of the different fountain drinks mixed together.

My grandmother used to let me play "pharmacy" with spices and a mortar and pestle when I was about 4. She also let me draw on mirrors with shaving cream and that was kickass.

[ZeldaQueen]

you know how kids do that lemonade stand shit? well me and my friends did something similar (i think we were like 8) by taking like a shitload of stuff from my kitchen (vanilla extract, eggs, random food condiments and items) and put them in a huge bowl. we then stood on my lawn with a sign that said "TAKE A WHIFF // 25 cents" or something like that. i know we got at least one guy to smell it :x
When I was a kid, I tried to set up a fortune-telling business with Tarot cards. I had this booklet that told me what the different cards meant, but I didn't get the concept that I was supposed to have already memorized the meanings. As a result, I told the (three or so) customers that I had to wait while I looked up their fortunes.

Also, my brother kept interrupting me by arranging two sticks into an x-shape and asking my customers what movie it symbolized (answer: X-Men). >:

[Kitsa]

The one time I did the lemonade stand thing, I didn't understand that you were supposed to give people change. One guy paid me with a dollar for a dime cup of lemonade and I just thought he was being really, really generous. I pocketed the money and wondered why he was still standing there.

[ZeldaQueen]

At least you got paid. Most of my customers were my neighbors and got fortunes for free. I never really was good at the whole "free enterprise" thing.

[Dixie]

My sister and I poured the Ghostbusters ectoplasm goo on my little brothers head.
We got all but a little piece out of his hair and started to freak out because mom would get mad at us for it.
So we cut his hair, but only that little spot.
Mom still got mad.

[LordSappington]

One time I was riding my bike to school, hit a rock somehow, and for whatever reason my bike just stopped immediately, and the inertia cause the back wheel to flip over the handlebars, with me still on it. Basically I used my face as a brake, and still had to go to school with stitches all over me. It was kinda bad ass.

[ZeldaQueen]

My sister and I poured the Ghostbusters ectoplasm goo on my little brothers head.
We got all but a little piece out of his hair and started to freak out because mom would get mad at us for it.
So we cut his hair, but only that little spot.
Mom still got mad.
I did something similar to my brother (totally on accident). I stuck gooey stuff in his hair twice, and it came out. The third time, it didn't. My brother was little and freaked out and ran to mom. Needless to say, she wasn't very happy. She had to use a butter knife and peanut butter to get it out.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

When I was about 5 I loved to watch my Pop shave. So one time I took a shower and found a razor of his. Needless to say, I fucked up my lip, and anytime I see a plain orange/yellow razor I think of that.

Another time I tried to see cans of soda at the entrance of my neighborhood with a sign on line paper, written in pencil it said "Soda 25 Cents". I didn't even get a honk.

A really sad thing I remember, about 4 or 5 years ago when I first started playing guitar, I though Nirvana was the best and hardest thing to play ever. So I called a girl I liked that I knew liked Nirvana. I tried to play Polly for her, fucked up, she hung up, and I didn't play guitar for the rest of the day.

:(

[Zomboid]

THE STUPIDEST SHIT YOU DID AS A KID WAS WHEN YOU REGISTERED HERE

[Palmerholic]

I had a bad history of drinking alcohol as a kid. It wasn't intentional, it was just that I could be incredibly dumb sometimes and not notice the funny taste.

When I was around 5 years old I was at an anniversary party for some relatives and got into some spiked punch. I didn't have a very much fun after that and my tiny body got hung over instantly.

On Christmas Eve when I was 8 or 9 I drank my grandmother's rum and coke instead of my non-alcoholic coke. At least there wasn't enough rum for me to get violently sick that time.

In 9th grade my medication I was taking at the time got mixed with my mother's sleeping pills and for a few nights I got really heavy-lidded and sick before my mother realized the mix up. Fortunately my mother was smart enough to flush the rest of the sleeping pills.

[Kitsa]

At my bf's graduation party, his nephew (a toddler) was running around taking sips of everyone's soda. He's just at a stage where if he sees a can of soda sitting around, he thinks it's ok for him to sample. Most of the time, people keep a close eye on what they're drinking for that reason.

So at the party, everyone's sitting around and suddenly someone screams, "He's drinking alcohol!" He'd picked up a bottle of something (probably one of those Smirnoff Ice things) and was just glug-glugging away.

Kids do that, I guess.

[Neen]

Was he an angry drunk, or did he get all gregarious?

[Kitsa]

I don't know that he got more than a couple of sips, but he's the kind of kid who growls and headbutts under normal circumstances.

[Tadao]

Is this kid me?

[Kitsa]

that depends, are you my boyfriend's nephew?

[Tadao]

I'll need your boyfriends full name to check.

[Kitsa]

:rolleyes

[Zomboid]

THAT'S OUR TADAO :lol

[AChimp]

I almost hanged my brother with a skipping rope from our clothesline. I was getting ready to kick the stool out from under him when my mom ran out of the house screaming at me to stop. >:

[McClain]

My brother and I told our little sister that the little circular wooden bead dangling at the end of a ceiling-fan pull-chain was a piece of chocolate. We set her on top of the dining room table and watched as she swallowed it whole. Then began to choke - while it was still attached to the chain. Her arms were flailing everywhere and we were in shock. She was kicking and throwing her arms so we couldn't pull her down... we ended up pushing the table out from under her and she fell to the ground. She cried and complained of a sore throat but we promised her candy if she kept her mouth shut.
Looking back that's probably one of the funniest things I've ever done.

[LordSappington]

Yesterday I took an artillery shell (those fireworks that shoot out of the tube and explode) and removed the colorful part, took the the explosive and wrapped it in ace bandage reaaaal tight, kit it and threw it into a bee nest, then GTFO'd. I don't think I've ever run faster; those bees were rightfully PISSED.

[The Leader]

You should have put it in your mouth instead.

[MattJack]

When I was 16 I had an old Scream mask from Halloween some years earlier. One of my little brothers was absolutely terrified of the thing.

One night we were horsing around and I ran to the back of our parents house where all the lights were turned off. I was hiding and planning on jumping out to scare him/smack him in the face when he got no close enough. Well as it turns out that Scream mask was sitting by me, so I just put it on to help my cause.

When he got close enough I jumped out of the darkness with the mask on. His face lit up and he screamed in absolute horror. He began running in place like Fred Flinstone. Once he got some traction he turned around and bolted as fast as he could. Problem was there was a wall behind him, and he just ran face first into it. It dazed him pretty bad. I had to take off the mask and calm him down.

That s*it was funny.

[MattJack]

Another time I was absolutely baked out of my mind and driving with some friends of mine.

I was driving down the highway doing about 80mph and I noticed that the road just dropped off. At first I was just trying to tell myself that it couldn't do that and that I was just too high for my own good.

Well as I got closer I could see that the highway seriously just dropped off. My mind started racing on what I should do, but I didn't just want to stop in the highway. I kept telling myself I was just tripping.

Right when I got to the drop off I slammed the brakes and let out a scream. It wasn't just any scream. It was a yell/scream that you will make right before you know you're going to die. I knew I was dead and there wasn't a damn thing I could do.

Turns out it was just a big shadow from an exit sign above the highway.

[liquidstatik]

:lol

[liquidstatik]

Oh man I'm no good at remembering things, but I'll try! One time me and a few friends were driving down some dirt roads drinkin and smokin, and the driver said he was too high and couldn't drive anymore, so his friend who had no license said he'd drive. We came to he end of the road, and you could either go left or right. He asks "Which way shouuld I go?" The kid that owned the car said left, and he went straight instead. And he didn't just creep straight, he gassed it. It was about 12ft rocky/boulder hill down into a ditch, and we crashed pretty hard. We had to get a ride back in the back of a truck.

Oh yeah and the two kids were 16 and it was in the middle of the night in December. >:

[LordSappington]

You should have put it in your mouth instead.
But then I can't tell you all my amazing stories! :rolleyes

[Neen]

DIDN'T PAY ATTENTION IN SCHOOL. :(

[ZeldaQueen]

When my brother and I were young, we used to play "dog show". What it consisted of was my brother crawling around on all fours as a dog and I'd be the owner, bringing him to the show. We never actually got to the show. But for a leash, I'd tie a piece of rope around his neck. My mom made me stop, although at the time I couldn't understand why it bothered her.

When I was at a family reunion, I was playing with my second cousins (my cousin's children) and the one boy had this piece of lumber which he was kicking around. He kicked it and it hit me straight in the knee! Fortunately for their upbringing, I don't swear easily.

[Neen]

Yeah, the most detrimental thing to a child's psyche is swearing.

[Dixie]

My cousin and I played "pirate sword fight" with our penises.

[Asila]

HAWT

I got hit by a motorcycle once.

[Tadao]

in the penis

[liquidstatik]

TO GO INTO DETAIL ABOUT THE MY FIRST POST IN THIS THREAD, when me and my cousin we little we used to play house. it was a fun game that involved me and her locking my sister out of the room telling her she was the dog, while we made out because we were husband and wife. :x

[Asila]

So that's what happened to it

[liquidstatik]

ASILA CUT THAT POSTING RIGHT AFTER ME SHIT OUT

[Asila]

NO