I think we need a medical forum

[Tadao]

I do. It would just as awesome as Loveline and you know it.

[Tadao]

http://www.halloween-mask.com/morris2005/mad_doctor_dg10393mor.jpg

[Tadao]

I will post my awesome x-rays.

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/WebJunk/MeowseMD.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

Loveline has sort of always doubled as a "my dick has open sores all over it" forum, so I guess the title could just be changed to reflect that?

[Tadao]

Yeah but, what about Kitsa's medical stories and Jeanettes fascination with poo and all the help we can give to people with imaginary diseases!

[Guitar Woman]

those would go in there too, of course

[JediScum]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/WebJunk/MeowseMD.jpg

Feline temperature is down because it did not drink that entire bottle of what is obviously "Cough syrup". Please make this feline semi-comatose before it it decides to to have a sex change, start a cooking show, create magazines and cookbooks called "60 Minute Meals", then she has a marriage and 40 cooking shows and books called "20 Minute Meals" which involve dead things and what you can find from a dumpster. Then, A movie about her marriage is made and she gives up cooking altogether and just has a talk show which is even lamer than Tony Danza's ( at least he cooks).

I say "she" because that feline was once a male, and kinda human at that.
His name was Doug, he did like to cook and liked the ladies too. He liked cats as well, and i won't EVEN talk about his taste in music because it was just WRONG!!!

But no one should be turned into something that they are not... (lemme get a wheeze of a that cough syrup, sister, since you aren't using it)

[Kitsa]

I'm gonna guess that it would run into the "see a real doctor" legal problem and probably be a no-go.

[Dixie]

YOU ALL HAVE AIDS

[Neen]

Dammit, Pac-man, I thought you retired this character.

[pac-man]

:rolleyes

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/WebJunk/MeowseMD.jpg


The real Dr. Fluff

[Esuohlim]

I think I've developed irritable bowel syndrome over the course of the last three days, I-Mockery help me out here

[Kitsa]

HA HA YOU SAID BOWEL

[Tadao]

I have gangrene should I see a Dr?

[Kitsa]

NO BECAUSE STUMPS ARE AWESOME

[Tadao]

See, a medical forum is bringing out the stupid in Kitsa. She will be one of us soon. :hypno

[Kitsa]

I was being sardonic :(

[Tadao]

I have to look that word up :(

[MarioRPG]

Does this look like the suggestions forum, bucko?

[Seven Force]

yeah because if there's anyone I need to ask about anything vital to my well-being, i think random people on the internet

you fag

[Kitsa]

seven force has been in a grouchypants mood recently :(

[Tadao]

I suggest he change his tampon at least twice a day.
http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/WebJunk/MeowseMD.jpg

[Seven Force]

arent you the fat pale little trollop that made that frankenberry fort?

i bet you ate all of it, didnt you

thats why you posted this

[Seven Force]

Loveline has sort of always doubled as a "my dick has open sores all over it" forum, so I guess the title could just be changed to reflect that?

It's was more like a "My dick is weird" forum more than anything really :oao

[Kitsa]

Well, I am a fat, pale little trollop, and I did make a frankenberry fort, but you are utterly incorrect on my having eaten it all, sir.

[Tadao]

I knew you were a trollop! I sooooo called that one!

[Tadao]

Ouch my head hurts. I need hangover advice :(

[ElPila666]

I would open a thread about medical herb :)

[Jeanette X]

That's a great idea. We could move all my gastrointestinal misery threads to it, as well as the earwax and scab videos I posted, not to mention the thread about the mucus plug. Sweet.

[ZeldaQueen]

Doctor, I've had a splitting headache for the past few days. It all began when I was working under my car and the jack slipped. Oh, and my head's been bleeding too. Any idea about the cause of it?

[Tadao]

Doctor, I've had a splitting headache for the past few days. It all began when I was working under my car and the jack slipped. Oh, and my head's been bleeding too. Any idea about the cause of it?

I prescribe a orthopedic pillow to put between your head and your headboard when your dad rapes you.

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/WebJunk/MeowseMD.jpg

[MattJack]

I think we need a medical forum

no

[DevilWearsPrada]

:oneofthosedays

[Sethomas]

Every few weeks I'll notice something weird and I'll take it as a reason to suspect I might have a malignant growth putting pressure in the area between my pituitary gland and my optic nerves. Then I remind myself that I'm not hypochondriac enough to think about brain tumors all the time, so I do something else instead.

[executioneer]

no
i agree

[Kitsa]

Tadao, doesn't it stop being entertaining for you at some point?

[Tadao]

no :(

[liquidstatik]

:*

[ZeldaQueen]

Yeah, you kind of missed my joke. Or ignored it. :(

[Kitsa]

He saw your joke and raised you an inappropriate comment.

[Tadao]

I am proud of her though, she has easily brushed me off and showed me the respect I deserve.

[ZeldaQueen]

Mm. Thanks.

:domo:domo:domo

[Seven Force]

I prescribe a orthopedic pillow to put between your head and your headboard when your dad rapes you.


:)

[Kitsa]

Someone made Seven Force smile! :o

[Tadao]

It means that I'm a horrible person and should be murdered for the good of mankind.

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/WebJunk/dirtyBunny01.jpg

[LordSappington]

Ouch my head hurts. I need hangover advice :(
Isn't the best way to cure a hangover to eat a shitload of protein or something? All I remember from Manswers was the guy eating this disgusting sandwich made from every breakfast food imaginable.

[Tadao]

Really greasy food makes you feel better, so does more booze as well.

[LordSappington]

Eh, close enough. That sandwich looked like it could give you pimples just from being near it. :(
That or diabetes.

[ZeldaQueen]

I was told by a girl running a booth at a Wellness Fair that drinking water the day after you were drunk helps a hangover.

[executioneer]

it helps even more if you drink it before you get the hangover, like right before you go to sleep

[Zomboid]

Really? Water to cure a hangover? This is some cutting edge info :O

I tried some of those pills that you can get at GNC and those other supplement stores, but I honestly can't remember if they worked. Sometimes, when I really overdo it with water drinking before bed when I'm drunk, I have to get up to pee and/or puke a whole lot.

[glowbelly]

b vitamins and potassium is what you need. so get a huge revive vitamin water and eat a couple bananas. oh and take 2 advil, too. k bye bye.

[MattJack]

just do a big line of blow

[ZeldaQueen]

Really? Water to cure a hangover? This is some cutting edge info :O

I tried some of those pills that you can get at GNC and those other supplement stores, but I honestly can't remember if they worked. Sometimes, when I really overdo it with water drinking before bed when I'm drunk, I have to get up to pee and/or puke a whole lot.
I think you have to drink when you have the hangover the next day. The girl asked me to name two ways to help a hangover. My first answer was "Don't get drunk" and the other was "asprin", which she said kind of worked because you drink water to take down asprin. I don't actually (I prefer to swallow pills dry).

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

You either drink water before you go to sleep or when you wake up in the morning. Cranberry juice helps out a spectacular amount - personal experience from being at the bar till 4am and then work at 8am for most of 2006.

[pac-man]

Hair of the dog.

[wobzire]

I am always happy and I actually believe I have the best life a human could possible enjoy. Am I a psychopath? Are we allowed to talk about mental issues here?

[Esuohlim]

http://img373.imageshack.us/img373/7032/wobzireoi7.png

[wobzire]

I know it's hard to believe based on that picture but it's true.

[MattJack]

lol gj Esuohlim