SciFi Channel

[Tadao]

Is the awesome.

09:00 AM
31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN MOVIE: SCI FI ORIGI
HAUNTED PRISON

11:00 AM
31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN MOVIE
INTERMEDIO

01:00 PM
31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN MOVIE
HALLOWED GROUND

03:00 PM
31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN MOVIE
NEVER CRY WEREWOLF

05:00 PM
31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN MOVIE
GINGER SNAPS BACK: THE BEGINNING

07:00 PM
31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN MOVIE
LAKE DEAD

09:00 PM
31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN MOVIE
CRAZY EIGHTS


11:00 PM
31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN MOVIE
UNREST

01:00 AM
31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN MOVIE
ROOM 6

03:00 AM
31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN MOVIE
SOMETIMES THEY COME BACK... FOR MORE

[Neen]

Any other time
ECW

I assume it has more to do with science fiction than other wrestling shows.

[Tadao]

ECW is science fiction.

[Dimnos]

Where is the science? I thought it was just fiction

[pac-man]

The science of fiction.

[Madface]

I can't believe I missed Ginger Snaps Back.

[WhiteRat]

Sci-Fi channel is my bitch. My special bitch.

[Cherry Nirvana]

Damn my lack of cable tv! I miss Sci-Fi...

[Zomboid]

Fuck. I only have Space and Scream to combat the fact that I don't have the Sci-Fi channel. At least AMC is going all out again :(

[Tadao]

11:00 PM
31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN MOVIE
DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: WRATH OF THE DRAGON GOD

:hypno

[Tadao]

This D&D movie feels like the played a dungeon and wrote the script about it. I kinda like it.

[ZeldaQueen]

Hm. I LOVE the movies Sci-Fi plays. Except for those stupid "original" ones with names like "Killer Sheep" or "Dead Towns Don't Die". I kid you not, I used to think they made "Lake Placid".

[Neen]

What are you talkin' 'bout? Those are the best ones. Or has your experience with MST3K been for naught?

[Tadao]

Seriously, those are what make Saturdays so awesome.

[Palmerholic]

I miss old Sci-Fi Channel and it's slowly making its way back. They've got the rights to show the Highlander series and they're adding Mork & Mindy to the line-up, which should be cool. Sci-Fi is also getting Medium and Ghost Whisperer.
I don't think I've liked an original SFC show since Farscape and everything else is a cheap dark remake of a campy 70s series or cheesy 90s pop corn flick.

[Tadao]

09:00 AM
31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN MOVIE
NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD

11:00 AM
31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN: SCI FI ORIGINAL MOV
PUMPKINHEAD: ASHES TO ASHES

01:00 PM
31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN: SCI FI ORIGINAL MOV
PUMPKINHEAD: BLOOD FEUD

03:00 PM
31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN MOVIE
GRAVEDANCERS, THE

05:00 PM
31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN MOVIE
DEATH TUNNEL

07:00 PM
31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN: SCI FI ORIGINAL MOV
GHOST VOYAGE

09:00 PM
31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN MOVIE
FERRYMAN, THE

11:00 PM
31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN: SCI FI ORIGINAL MOV
LOST VOYAGE

01:00 AM
31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN MOVIE
SIGHTINGS: HEARTLAND GHOST

03:00 AM
31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN: SCI FI ORIGINAL MOV
PHANTOM FORCE

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Tadao, are you keeping track of how many times either James Caan or Lance Hendrickson are in Sci-fi movies this month? I want to know who's winning.

[Tadao]

I'm winning!

[Tadao]

Pumpkinhead is so fucking funny. I hope Rawhead Rex will be played soon.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Hahahahaha, I love the beginning of Rawhead Rex where he invades the Irish trailer park. A bunch of Irish-men corner him and try and beat him up. Why doesn't that happen in other horror movies ever.

[Tadao]

I just watched the worse SciFi movie yet.

BASILISK: THE SERPENT KING

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0760306/

This is a must see for any SciFi Channel Original Movie fan!

[Grislygus]

Savage Planet was worse

I couldn't finish watching it




I couldn't finish watching it

[Tadao]

Yeah, Planet Raptor was like that too. There is a super fine line on what is amusing and what wont hold my interest.

[Dr. Boogie]

They canceled MST3K.

They're dead to me.

[Tadao]

:(

[WhiteRat]

I just watched the worse SciFi movie yet.

BASILISK: THE SERPENT KING

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0760306/

This is a must see for any SciFi Channel Original Movie fan!

Wish I could've seen this one. It's been a few months since i've been able to sit down and enjoy a night of shitty SciFi originals. Maybe this weekend after the UFC fight I might just plop my tuckus down on the couch and soak up the crappiness of SciFi.

[Tadao]

Looks like Saturday is gonna be dinosaurs and yeti! Yay!

[Kilgore Cod]

If they were smart not only would they bring back MST3K, but also make a new series devoted solely to SciFi Original movies. In fact there'd be no point in showing those movies otherwise.

[moonlightkisu]

I don't watch it that much. I remember the old days of Saturday Anime and "Hercules: the legendary journeys", though.

[Tadao]

Yes, please talk more about anime. I bet we would all love to hear about it, seeing as all of us love anime so much.

[moonlightkisu]

Yes, please talk more about anime. I bet we would all love to hear about it, seeing as all of us love anime so much.

lolwut? no thanks, i'm not really a big fan of it anymore; I simply remember seeing those shows back in the day, around my teens.

Are you trying a little too hard to sound cool and or witty? if so, sarcasm fails you. Please try a little bit harder.

:)

[Kitsa]

here we go

[Tadao]

Ah yes, the old nice try :hat approach. It's bad enough you are a japanophile, but we also have to put up with your brilliant posts about shit we already knew as well. Yay for us!

[Kitsa]

Tadao, you're a fucking Japanophile. I bet you practice self-love several times a day.

[Tadao]

Shush, I'm flirting here.

[moonlightkisu]

Ah yes, the old nice try :hat approach. It's bad enough you are a japanophile, but we also have to put up with your brilliant posts about shit we already knew as well. Yay for us!

LMFAO. Wow, this forum is serious bizzness.

I'm italian-american, quite happy with that, thankyou. Isn't a "japanophile" a cultureless nerd that is obssessed and infatuated with japanese culture and asians in general, and also usually has a very japan-ish sounding name?

But since this topic is about the SciFi Channel (http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?p=610587#post610587), and not making yourself look cool, i'll just assume you're really, really bored and don't really know what else to add, other than your blind blanket assumptions that don't really seem to serve you very well.

[Tadao]

Yes it is.

You fit that description perfectly.

I have 1 hour and 15 mins till Ice Spiders come on and my blanket of blindness keeps me warm at night.

Let's just cut to the chase and show me your tits.

[moonlightkisu]

Yes it is.

You fit that description perfectly.

I have 1 hour and 15 mins till Ice Spiders come on and my blanket of blindness keeps me warm at night.

Let's just cut to the chase and show me your tits.

LMAO, how so? explain in detail, i'm curious.

Only if you show me yours first.

If you want a cam whore, you know, there are plently of places for that. Sry, no thx.

[Kitsa]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/tadaorvjpg.jpg

[Tadao]

Ton's of detail here. http://www.google.com/search?q=+%09moonlightkisu&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Human/IMG_6396.jpg

:(

[moonlightkisu]

LOL fail for not actually visiting my actual profile, which isn't very japanese, unless you confuse asian culture with european culture:

http://chiaradiluna.livejournal.com/profile

maybe you could tell me what 'tadao' means .. it sounds rather japanish.

lol, nice picture though, love the man boobs

[Tadao]

It's my middle name. Given to me by my Japanese grandmother. I did go there but it's friends only.

[moonlightkisu]

It's my middle name. Given to me by my Japanese grandmother. I did go there but it's friends only.

Interesting.

The profile itself is quite public, only the journal part is friends-only.

Quite mild, i'd say, compared to caucasian women who do this (http://ganguro-wasabi.livejournal.com/)to their face.

Oh my. That is quite scary, even when asian people do it.

[Tadao]

I never read profiles, you can't trust them.

[moonlightkisu]

I never read profiles, you can't trust them.

Only the interesting ones are usually fake. Mine is actually quite boring and linear .. I have nothing really there except for basic facts

[Tadao]

Not really. It's just like one of their movies. A horrible plot and bad acting.

[Tadao]

KITSA! Ice spiders is totally gnarly dude! Vanessa Williams looks hawt too so I think I can watch it all they way through.

[WhiteRat]

Wish I could watch but between UFC and Rock Band 2 i'm shit out of luck.

[ZeldaQueen]

Erm, guilty of being a fan of some Japanese culture, as I've studied the language for about five or so years. So that's where your username came from Tadao!

And I walked in on my brother watching Ice Spiders last night. I instantly disowned him.

No, kidding. He warned me that I might not want to watch it, as I have a fear of spiders. As it turned out, the spiders were so fake looking that I had no fear of them (same as Aragog in the movie of Chamber of Secrets). I found it extremely amusing that one was electric green. What, did they paint it that color so that they could find it more easily?

[Kitsa]

It was stupid shit like everything else on the sci-fi channel except for Tales from the Darkside.

I love it when people get pissed at me for not being Japanese.

[Misdemonar]

MAN I HATE THOSE CHINKS

[moonlightkisu]

It was stupid shit like everything else on the sci-fi channel except for Tales from the Darkside.

I love it when people get pissed at me for not being Japanese.

Tales from the darkside had some of most freakiest shows. It was as if all the people who wrote the stories were on some really heavy drugs

[ZeldaQueen]

I love it when people get pissed at me for not being Japanese.
Sorry if I've missed some backstory here, but why would they care?

And I personally think that Sci-Fi has warm tapioca for brains as they canceled MST3K. Why? From what I've seen of the fan base, there's definitely an audience. I find it very hard to believe that ratings were a problem...

[Tadao]

Maybe because Mike became a greedy fag and they had to cancel the contract?

[ZeldaQueen]

You're a Joel person, aren't you? :\

Apparently trouble came from the fact that it was two hours long and needed negotiations to get the films they watched in it.

[Tadao]

Or that you are reading Wikipedia.

[Kitsa]

I do japanese food art and people are bitchy about stupid shit.


Sorry if I've missed some backstory here, but why would they care?

And I personally think that Sci-Fi has warm tapioca for brains as they canceled MST3K. Why? From what I've seen of the fan base, there's definitely an audience. I find it very hard to believe that ratings were a problem...

[ZeldaQueen]

Ah, I see. For some weird reason, I associate online people with their avatars, if they have any. So basically, whenever I think of your username, a picture of your avatar comes to mind.

[Tadao]

Today is all about water monsters! Yay!

[Tadao]

http://www.syfy.com/

The new SciFi

I'm sure they are on their way to greatness!

[Dimnos]

I do japanese food art and people are bitchy about stupid shit.


What? Like Bento box art or something?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

There's going to be a Thor movie this saturday on SciFi that looks pretty out there. They should have premiered it on Thursday if you ask me though.

[Tadao]

If anyone wants to see one of the best worst SciFi movies, Monster Ark is on at 5pm. Booze is suggested.

[jason.cinema]

(My apologies for posting this in a different thread yesterday. I didn't think to search for this thread. Sorry!)

Here's SCI FI/Syfy's new brand film to promote their *ahem* name change.

http://www.syfy.com/imaginegreater

A press release? I thought you'd never ask.

http://nbcumv.com/scifi/release_detail.nbc/scifi-20090630000000-tomarkjuly7thbra.html

Maybe one day we'll get an actual science fiction channel that wears its devotion to the genre on its sleeve, like Canada's SPACE...

http://www.spacecast.com

For now, let's all take a trip down memory lane and see what The Sci-Fi Channel/SCI FI once stood for. Behold - the channel's schedules going all the way back to July 1994.

http://www.innermind.com/sfc

[kahljorn]

Oh shit that's awesome. I can't wait to see what shows were playing in September 1995.

[Kitsa]

What? Like Bento box art or something?


Ayup, but not kyaraben...I make up my own stuff. I don't have patience to reproduce some damn scene from Fullmetal Alchemist in nori shreds with freaking tweezers.

But I also make freeform stuff out of fruits and vegetables and modeling chocolate.

[Tadao]

I love when SCIFI homo's take it all to seriously.

[robo_rob]

Syfy sounds like a skin blemish.

Wish they'd show Tales From The Darkside, Monsters, Friday the 13th the series, Freddy's Nightmares, and Tales From The Crypt more regularly.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I think Octopus 2 is on syfy right now but it's near the end. Hopefully it'll replay later today because this is one is pretty bad.

[robo_rob]

Oh man, Frankenfish is on next.

[Tadao]

Tonight at 9!

Fa7ck5mcd1o

[Kitsa]

I saw that on The Soup. It really has Deb-RA Gibson? And Lorenzo Lamas?

[Tadao]

Yes and Yes!

[BurntToShreds]

Has any one seen Warehouse 13? I think it's pretty good.

[Tadao]

Yeah, I haven't seen it for a while now though. It reminds me of Friday the 13th the series in a good way.

[DougClayton4231]

Anyone seen Alien Vs Hunter. It's like AVP but a lot worse and with a $48.30 budget. I caught it midway through and lawled the night away.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I've seen it at the store right next to Transmorphers and Snakes on a train.

[Tadao]

Anyone seen Alien Vs Hunter. It's like AVP but a lot worse and with a $48.30 budget. I caught it midway through and lawled the night away.

I liked it for a one time viewing.

[DougClayton4231]

WTF is Transmorphers? Is Samuel L Jackson in Snakes On A Train? If so I will totally bootleg it for a 1 time viewing.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Transmorphers is the garbage version that came out on DVD the same time Transformers did. Snakes on a train was really horrible. Just how when Ghost Ship came out Ghost Rig came out on DVD.

[DougClayton4231]

Blasphemy! I wonder if they made a knock-off of that GI Joe movie already?

[robo_rob]

man, 31 Days Of Halloween has been pretty fun so far this year.

[Tadao]

Freddy V Jason is on right now. I haven't caught anything all week really.

[robo_rob]

We must have some crazy time difference. That was on earlier here, then a nifty show on possessions, and now one on ghost children.

[Tadao]

Yeah, I'm PST. About 2 hours difference? Maybe 3 even. I gave up on F V J. I forgot how boring it was to me. I might check out the other 2 though.

[robo_rob]

Yeah, it's 11:36 here in Atlanta. Eastern time I believe.

[ryot]

why SyFy? .. so frustrating. glad south park parodied one of their shows.. well all of syfy's shows could practically be parodied with ease.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

It took forever to find this thread. I didn't know if was so long ago.


http://insidetv.ew.com/2011/03/25/piranaconda-photo/

Mar 25 2011 12:29 PM ET

Tweet (http://twitter.com/share)What Syfy's 'Piranhaconda' looks like -- EXCLUSIVE PHOTO

by James Hibberd (http://insidetv.ew.com/author/jhibberd5/)
Categories: Photo (http://insidetv.ew.com/category/misc/photo/), Television (http://insidetv.ew.com/category/genres/television/), TV Biz (http://insidetv.ew.com/category/industry-news/tv-biz/)

Comments 34 (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/#commentsHeader)
Add comment (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/#respond)You know you want to see it. Here’s a shot of the model for Syfy’s latest mad science hybrid creature: Piranhaconda! Half piranha, half anaconda. Yes, one is a fish, the other a reptile, but that’s the glory of the Saturday night creature feature. Hm, for Syfy’s next creation, how about they make a… Scorpicuda! Oh, how about a Tigersquid? Octowasp? Kangapus? Can there be a Kangapus?! Here’s your EW exclusive pic and more details below:
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/110325/Piranhaconda_510.jpg


Pretty sure they just copied

http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/4/41/130Gyarados.png (http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/4/41/130Gyarados.png)

though

[Tadao]

It's on tonight?!?!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

No, I don't think there is a air date for it yet. Hopefully soon.

[Tadao]

Oh man, I can't wait. I noticed that Sharktopuss came out on dvd recently. I wonder if there is any commentary. :lol

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I bet they just had a cast party for the showing of Shartopuss and just recorded the audio then put it in as a commentary track.


Speaking of which...I wonder how long we are away from using the recordings of people watching a film opening night as a 2ndary audio track. So when you're at home watching it on DVD/BLUERAY/NEWTHING it makes you feel like you're in a theater with a bunch of people watching it.

[kahljorn]

Shartopuss? Seriously? That sounds disgusting.

[WhiteRat]

Shartopuss? Seriously? That sounds disgusting.

I like 'em extra sloppy. :love

[kahljorn]

THEY HAVE SOMETHING ON NETFLIX RIGHT NOW CALLED ALIEN vS NINJA

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I want to watch alien vs ninja.

[kahljorn]

THAT MESSAGE WAS POSTED AN HOUR BEFORE MY GIRLFRIEND CAME HOME AND BROKE UP WITH ME

ALSO SCHOOL WAS CANCELED AND IF THE SCHOOLS EMAIL WASNT DOWN I WOULDVE FIGURED THAT OUT AND I WOUDL"VE BEEN HOME AND PROLLY SENT HER HAPPY TEXTS AND SHE NEVER WOULDVE LEFT :(

FUCKIN BEING RESPONSIBLE AND SHIT

[Sam]

I blame SciFi Channel for all of this. :(

[kahljorn]

FUCKIN SYFY

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Not that it is but there needs to be a knockoff thread

http://ak2.ostkcdn.com/images/products/P13414620.jpg

[dextire]

I agree a knockoff thread would be awesome but whose going to watch these things?

http://www.theasylum.cc/images/posters/battleofla_large.jpg

[kahljorn]

sometimes i catch my parents watching syfy movies and i always go, "Watching a syfy movie huh? You know its gonna be stupid right>?"

then they go, "WHY WHATS WRONG WITH SCI FI (SCIENCE FICTION) MOVIES?"

Then i go, "OH YO ULL FIND OUT."

then like a giant cgi preying mantis kills someone and they're like, "THIS IS DUMB" and they turn the channel

:lol

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:lol

Also, I was wondering what kel mitchel has been up to.

[Tadao]

In order to save money I had to cut SciFi from my list. :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Awwww. Better hand in your man card.

[Tadao]

Why, because I traded SciFi channel for more beer? Don't be gay.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Thought you meant for the marriage.

[Dimnos]

Marriage?! :eek Wtf?!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Watched THE ALMIGHTY THOR the other day. Kevin Nash playing Odin was a terrible choice. He always sounds like he's barking.

[kahljorn]

Actually that sounds kind of amazing ;/

[Fathom Zero]

He sounds like the only choice for Odin.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

The only reason why I wanted to watch the mask 2 is because Bob Hoskins was in it playing Odin. :( He's one of my favorite actors but that still wasn't enough to watch mask2.http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2005_Son_of_the_Mask/005SOM_Bob_Hoskins_005.jpg

[ThrashO]

BattleofLos Angelas.

Man that was a shitty movies. It's like they took District 9 and Battle: L.A. and took a shit inside of them. And that shit was Kel Mitchell.

But they've made a much better movie:


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/2a/Transmorphers.jpg/220px-Transmorphers.jpg

This was shortly followed by the sequel "Totally not Transformers 2: Fall of Man".

I think for all of their movies they had a budget of about $400 which was used to buy a labtop to make "effects" in MSPaint.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

My girlfriend fought some spanish girl named angie once.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

a5HU_0CX1go

[Tadao]

I tried watching that last night. I fell asleep. Next week is Piranhaconda though!

http://www.dreadcentral.com/img/news/mar11/pconda2.jpg

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

They need to make a dueling syfy card game.

[Tadao]

Syfy: The Mockering