Well, what happened here?

[zeldasbiggestfan]

It looks like 4chan wiped it's ass with this place! Where did all of my "friends" go?

Seriously. What the fuck. Where is everyone? I miss you all. Slighty old people...

Unite? :(

[DevilWearsPrada]

Is this the faggot tadao thinks I am?

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Is this the faggot tadao thinks I am?
Get the fuck out of here.

[DevilWearsPrada]

...No?

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Plz?

Why would you assholes think I'm this prick? :(

[Dixie]

IT'S ON!

[Tadao]

Yay! A slap fight!

[Dixie]

I'll pay $5 for a video of you guys giving each other titty-twisters and noogies.

[Sam]

Oh jesus christ. NOW THERE ARE TWO OF THEM. :(

[bigtimecow]

i didnt know ZBF had friends

speaking of 4chan... :/

[Sam]

WHAT HAPPENED? DID SOMEONE ACCIDENTALLY FEED HIM AFTER MIDNIGHT?

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Oh jesus christ. NOW THERE ARE TWO OF THEM. :(
Don't make me look like a fan of that douchebag's music.

I missed you dicks in all honesty. I think I'm ready for ass-rippings for me being a gay in the past. Now come on! I should be crying by now.

[Dixie]

I think it's time for a rapin'

[Dixie]

Yoo shur got a purdy mouf, boy.

[DevilWearsPrada]

I'll pay $5 for a video of you guys giving each other titty-twisters and noogies.

double the price and i'll consider it

[Dixie]

No titty-twisters, no money.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I want Chojin, Gadzooks, Guitar Woman, and Schimid in here within the fucking hour. I want you bastards in here and show these pricks who is the real zeldasbiggestdouche.

NOW.

[Sam]

I CAN BARELY TELL THEM APART.

[bigtimecow]

oh yeah, now claim that you LOVE to be made fun of

that really takes the FUN out of MAKING FUN OF

asshole

[Guitar Woman]

weren't you banned

[Dixie]

Now, DWP, touch ZBF's arm and slowly work towards his neck, ever so gently.

[Sam]

OH GOD NOW THERE IS ANOTHER ONE.

[DevilWearsPrada]

Jesus christ if you want underage softcore porn you need to pay extra

[zeldasbiggestfan]

weren't you banned
I dunno, probably. I left for almost a year.

This was a bad idea, this thread sucks dick. I hear Mockery cracked down on the rules and won't let people mock the new people. It's like a /b/ for toddlers.

[Guitar Woman]

That's a pretty accurate description, actually.

[Dixie]

Ok, now ZBF, you need to spank ZBF2.
Then kiss it better.

[Tadao]

Oh god, now there is 3 of them :(

[Schimid]

SCHIMID REPORTING. REQUESTING BACKUP.

[DevilWearsPrada]

ill show you mine if you show me yours

[Sam]

WHERE IS ZELDAQUEEN, THE QUEEN NEEDS TO MEET HER PRINCE WHATEVERTHEOPPOSITEOFCHARMINGIS.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

SCHIMID REPORTING. REQUESTING BACKUP.
GET CHOJIN.

(I think Gadzooks bailed when I was still here, so fuck him... for now)

[DevilWearsPrada]

you're a cunt... your turn

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Fuck you DWP, you are not taking my spot, YOU SON OF A BITCH.

[Dixie]

Oh!Oh!
Tell him he's naughty!!!

[zeldasbiggestfan]

And where the hell is Sethomas?!

[DevilWearsPrada]

This thread makes my pants tight :love

[Dixie]

Seth has better things to do buster.

Get back to the spanking part.

[DevilWearsPrada]

pay me bitch

[DevilWearsPrada]

nuh uh i went there

[Dixie]

No video, no money.
TITTY-TWISTERS MOTHERFUCKER!

[Guitar Woman]

http://ibeanretarded.ytmnd.com/

[DevilWearsPrada]

If you can get zbf to get off his greasy, chubby mental disorder ridden ass I'll happily oblige

[DevilWearsPrada]

Come on buddy, we gotta do this. Just think of it as social darwinism, if it helps you

[Schimid]

Captain's Log: Still no backup. I fear they're not coming. Under heavy and intensely desperate cries for immediate attention. Organism has duplicated, presumably to aid in the production of erotic Midna fanfiction. Daughter cell is nearly indistinguishable from original specimen, save for exceedingly thin moustache on father cell. Greasy complexion is indicative of dangerous levels of toxicity. Both respond at alarming rates in what seems to be an effort to exert dominance over the colony. More to come.

[Dixie]

And they gotta be real too.
I want bruises, or the best you can do at least.

[DevilWearsPrada]

Figured you'd be into that kind of thing, off the batt.

[DevilWearsPrada]

Come on zbf, we gotta get paid

[Dixie]

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g284/sordidlilthing/LJ/2.jpg

[executioneer]

HOW'S THE EYE, SECRET GRINCH

[Emu]

more like zeldasbiggestfat

[Schimid]

Father cell has apparently receded into his massive girth. Pair exhibits common properties of a parasitic relationship. Daughter cell requires original organism for recognition, sustenance...let's hope ZBF returns soon.

[DevilWearsPrada]

How am I similar to this socially awkward 4chan reject?

[Dixie]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f11/GaySkeletor/gay_thread.gif

[Dixie]

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w226/emorock09/thread_gay_midget.jpg

[Dixie]

http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/1058/1173485577998bb5.jpg

[Seven Force]

you fucking faggots

(they know who they are)

[Grislygus]

HEY BUDDY




HEY




REMEMBER THIS


http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/scan0004.jpg



GOT A LITTLE UPSET ABOUT THAT, DINTCHA

GOT A LITTLE TOUCHY

[Grislygus]

GOT A LITTLE DEFENSIVE BOUT THA WRESTLING WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM, HUH PAL

[Dixie]

http://content.pyzam.com/funnypics/e/pyzambunnyhi.jpg
This guy just sent me a PM asking for ZBF and ZBF2's phone numbers.
What do I do guys?

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Yes I do, Grislygus. Yes I do.

My net died, SORRY TO DISAPPOINT.

[Sam]

I WISH IT STAYED DEAD.

[Seven Force]

we've grown accustomed to be disappointed by you

[Misdemonar]

FUCK YOU, ZELDA'S BIGGEST FAN, THEM AND EVERYBODY ELSE MAY HAVE HUNG UP THIER TESTICLES, BUT IM STILL YOUNG AND FILLED WITH HATE.

[Esuohlim]

Do you want me here too zbf or can I go home

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://content.pyzam.com/funnypics/e/pyzambunnyhi.jpg
This guy just sent me a PM asking for ZBF and ZBF2's phone numbers.
What do I do guys?


If the level 5 boss from "Yo! Noid" wants their number you should oblige.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Do you want me here too zbf or can I go home
I wanted all the people who were around before the switch to come here and say hey by ripping me a new one.

For old time's sake! But no! Faggots came in and ruined it, YOU GUYS CRASHED MY PARTY.

J*rks.

[Tadao]

http://www.ljplus.ru/img/a/l/alyota/gay_flag.jpg

[MarioRPG]

I was actually surprised that esuohlim didn't get a shout out.

[Grislygus]

You crashed our party

Hell, we were sipping Merlot in the parlor just the other day when we observed that some of the nattering horde begging at the gates had slipped into the parlor with us. Fortunately, as they had been house trained and were easily cleaned and taught simple tricks, they proved to be tolerable. After all, at least the guttertrash black sheep known as Zeldasbiggestfan had been long ago tarred and feathered, and would never dream of coming back. Now, here you are, crawling in past Jeeves and getting mud all over our Persian carpets and clinging to our pantlegs like a leech, desperately trying to grasp your way back to the very thing that beat you like a cheap trailer whore

[Immortal Goat]

Hey ZeldasBiggestFan it sure is nice seeing you again how ya doing you sure look like you've taken good care of yourself well I gotta go see you later bye!

[kahljorn]

this thread reminds me so much of when johnathen clementitus came back except that zeldasbiggestfaker is less religious weirdo nutsack and more popculture pretend cool g uy.

[Ninjavenom]

http://banjo.macrochan.org/source/D/F/DFXPFDFQF3PBBFDEVUPRZAW7P7MPMS2B.jpeg

[WhiteRat]

Zelda, I found your picture on Awful Year Book and I left you a comment but you ignored it.

Why is this so?

[Uncle_Sham]

Hey Zelda!

Im your slightly older friend!

[zeldasbiggestfan]

this thread reminds me so much of when johnathen clementitus came back except that zeldasbiggestfaker is less religious weirdo nutsack and more popculture pretend cool g uy.
I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or an insult.

[Grislygus]

I'll give you a hint








Are you ready

[Grislygus]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/background.jpg
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/background.jpg
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/background.jpg
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/background.jpg
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/background.jpg
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/background.jpg

[Grislygus]

It's an insult

[Tadao]

I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or an insult.

Not much has changed I take it.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Alot has, I just suck at sarcasm. I really just suck in general.

[Dixie]

You should make a new thread so we can start over again.

[Tadao]

Tell me another story ZBF, I need the high.

[Rez]

NO NO NO
NO NO
NO NO NO