What is so special about Glowbelly anyways

[Tadao]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3261/2734457463_5859e0e37e.jpg

So she gave birth to an autistic little troll. I foresee a life time of mullets and food banks for this little special needs curse.

[Guitar Woman]

d'aaaaaaaaaaaw.

They grow up fast!

[Tadao]

The kids like 5 years old now. YOU CAN'T BLAME THE FAT ON HIM ANYMORE!

[Guitar Woman]

Jesus, has it really been 5 years since I started coming here?

[glowbelly]

picking on me is one thing, taddy. leave the kid alone before i come out there and unfuse your spine.

[Tadao]

Look at the size of that kids head! I bet you have to masturbate with a football.

[glowbelly]

he was c-section.

if you want to get to know me, tad, you can just ask these questions. i'm kinda past the whole pulling pigtails stage.

slapping.

i like slapping.

[Aaarg]

The kids like 5 years old now. YOU CAN'T BLAME THE FAT ON HIM ANYMORE!

:lol

[glowbelly]

hey! back to the other thread with the girlfriend/dog pics. this matter doesn't concern you.

[Tadao]

if you want to get to know me, tad, you can just ask these questions. i'm kinda past the whole pulling pigtails stage.

Why did your husband prefer porn to you?
Why are you still fat?
What do you do to keep your kid from falling over because of that enormous head?

Yeah, your where ok looking back in the day, if I wanted a girl to donkey punch.

[Grislygus]

GLOWBELLY IS ONE HOT TAMALE, THASS WASS SPESHAL

[Tadao]

WAS

[Grislygus]

STILL IS

[kahljorn]

Tadao why do you have the body of a fat little mexican girl?

personally, i was disturbed. Do you have a hormone imbalance cause that's what it looks like to me.

[Tadao]

IF YOU LIKE BBW

[Grislygus]

YOUR JUS JELOS SHE DIDNT WAVE HER PENIS BACK AT YOU

[Tadao]

It looks like she had twins, but is still keeping one of them up her fat cunt.

[kahljorn]

tadao do you even have a functioning penis?

[glowbelly]

probably the only functioning thing on him, kahl

[Tadao]

Except when Glowbelly posts her pictures.

[Grislygus]

I bet it's distended, rotten, usless, and swings like a pendulum when he walks

[kahljorn]

i dont know usually guys with bodies that look like chubby mexican ladies have tiny unfunctioning penises from being born with a hormone imbalance.

[glowbelly]

you mean scoots

[glowbelly]

or shuffles. i say he's a shuffler.

[Tadao]

Fuck, just looking at your kid makes me glad I don't live next to your flammable trailer park.

[Tadao]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3248/2542454334_142f1d4868.jpg

I'd hit the little tard too.

[kahljorn]

tadao how come you can only fight women without being a fat pussy?

[Tadao]

That would be a great insult if it was coherent.

[kahljorn]

yea, i guess stupid people have problems understanding simple sentences.

[kahljorn]

see what i mean though you can't even think up a clever retort

[Tadao]

Haha they need to lower you hormone injections. You are delusional at this point.

Anyways... What is so special about this tub of butter?

[Grislygus]

TADAO I WILL TRANSLATE FOR YOU

"How come whenever you only have a pair of balls when fighting women?"

[Aaarg]

WHY DO DICK IS WHEN WOMAN PRESENTS VIOLENCE?

[Grislygus]

I HOPE THAT HELPS

[kahljorn]

it's funny that tadao locks up like a little pussy and can only act like he doesn't understand what you are saying.
He might be having a seizure.

Not acknowledging reality is natural for beaten, bitter little saps though.

[Grislygus]

Okay, now that was an incoherent sentence, Aargh

Let's pick on him now

[Tadao]

tadao how come you can only fight women without being a fat pussy?

TADAO I WILL TRANSLATE FOR YOU

"How come whenever you only have a pair of balls when fighting women?"

Jesus Christ, are you guys trying to avert my attention from you fat Venus by throwing sentences at me that take both my lobes to comprehend? I get the jest of it, but it is both poorly written and executed to have any effect on me.

[Tadao]

Okay, now that was an incoherent sentence, Aargh

Let's pick on him now

:lol

[Aaarg]

It's easy to pick on me because I'm a newbis. Also because I'm a weasly little faggot.

[Rez]

WHERE ARE THE INTERNET WHITE KNIGHTS IN THIS
COME ON GUYS WE HAVE A DUDE WHO IS PRACTICALLY DARING THE REST OF THIS BOARD WITH HIS ANTICS.

IT'S OUTTA CONTROL.

[Tadao]

The fatty is in another castle.

[Rez]

the only thing that kinda seems wrong about this is that you're pretty damn chunky yourself.

you can lean way back and hide yr nipples by grabbing them all humorous-like, but the fat-boy tits and wide handles make you a fatty calling fatty.

i have no probem with crude and unclassy behavior but i would ask that you be less sad about this.

[Tadao]

I bet she's hiding a conjoined twin under one of those flabs of skin.

[Tadao]

I haven't heard what is so special about her yet. I sure as hell isn't her looks.

[bigtimecow]

tadao you're so outRAGEOUS

[Tadao]

And another one ignores the question. THIS IS HOW THEY FEEL ABOUT YOU GLOWBELLY!

They feel nothing.

[bigtimecow]

what's so special about tadao anyways :rolleyes

[Tadao]

Amazing, I have never had someone turn a question onto me in order to avoid answering the original question.

Outrageous!

[bigtimecow]

i guess nothing is really special about glowbelly, but who said she was special?

HUH? WHO DID?!

HUH!?!?!

[Shrubfest]

I'd Do glowbelly

[Chojin]

what a shocking thread

i am shocked

[Tadao]

what a shocking thread

i am shocked

Translated into :

"HO HO HO TRY AGAIN :hat"

[Colonel Flagg]

I <3 GB - She likes Whiskey! :love

Have a Maker's Mark shot on me, my dear.

[Emu]

this is why we need to reopen mock wars

[kahljorn]

Hey tadao you've been ignoring my questions about you is that how you feel about yourself?

you need some self-esteem buddy. but i can understand with your mexican chica body why yo uwouldn't it's ok dude.

[Tadao]

Did you all of a sudden unlearn English in one day?

[Tadao]

I'm sure it was funny though.

[Asila]

Hey tadao you've been ignoring my questions about you is that how you feel about yourself?

you need some self-esteem buddy. but i can understand with your mexican chica body why yo uwouldn't it's ok dude.

Commas are fun.

[Rez]

you didnt ask a question because there is not a goddamn question mark in the thread title.

[executioneer]

glowbelly is a sassy lassy

[MattJack]

that's a pretty cute little kid

they're always so cute until they hit about 13 :(

[MattJack]

that's what I say about women too

;_;

ZINGED MYSELF, AGAIN ;_;

[kahljorn]

LOL U DIDNT USE COMMAS OR SPELL WURDS CORRECTLY

LSO IF U DNT SPELL RITE OR USE COMAS UR NOT SPEKIN ENGLISH

that's japanese :rolleyes

[MattJack]

oh noes, wut am, aye go'n du now, Pa?

INTERNETZ BEAT ME AGAIN, ;_;

[kahljorn]

by throwing sentences at me that take both my lobes to comprehend?Lol. You must be pretty stupid if you can't figure out what we are saying without using both of your lobes. The internet must be a huge headache for you.

if we were all 16 year old girls who might be convinced to show our breasts to him, then he'd be able to comprehend what we are saying :O

[kahljorn]

Ok so all we need is a 16 year old girl to come into this thread and post a picture of their breasts and underneath put: TADAO IS A MISOGYNIST AND A GIANT VAGINA AND HES AFRAID OF EVERYBODY.

that's the solution. of course we could spell that as badly as we want!

[MattJack]

http://cache.boston.com/images/bostondirtdogs//Headline_Archives/shirtless_guy_bc.jpg

TADAO IS A MISOGYNIST AND A GIANT VAGINA AND HES AFRAID OF EVERYBODY.

[MattJack]

are man boobs nsfw?

[kahljorn]

I hope that doesn't hurt his feelings :(

[MattJack]

if so, mods do what you do

[glowbelly]

it's ok, guys. i'm pretty sure this is just a crush that taddy-o needs to work through. the last poster who went this apeshit on me was jamesman and i'm positive he wanted a piece of my ghetto ass.

normally i would get all riled up about some silly fuck knockin on my child, but i'm pretty sure that if given the opportunity, my kid would totally whip this bully's ass. my son's a total mama's boy, afterall, and he definitely doesn't carry the majority of his brain between his legs...not yet, anyways.

[Tadao]

Crush? I'm sure guys call you the crusher all the time. I bet that kids mammoth sized head can take a few blows as well.

[Tadao]

Kahl : While I'm sure your comments are both funny and clever, I think something may be wrong with your medication and I am beginning to worry about you. Did you suffer a head trauma within the last 24 hours. You seem highly dyslexic right now.

[kahljorn]

LOL HE DUN IT AGAIN

[glowbelly]

OH YEAH WELL AT LEAST MY SON USES HIS HEAD >:

AND IF IT MEANS YOU'LL SHUT THE FUCK UP I'LL CRUSH YOU

go practice sitting in a wheelchair >:

[Tadao]

Maybe I can borrow your shopping cart scooter. I bet it has a suped up motor to push you two around.

[glowbelly]

my fat is temporary, kinda like your ability to bend over and tie your shoes.

[Kitsa]

I <3 GB - She likes Whiskey! :love

Have a Maker's Mark shot on me, my dear.


Thank you for reminding me I have maker's mark in my cupboard! :rock

[Colonel Flagg]

Where do you live? I'll be right over! :stalker

[Kitsa]

lol
Where there is Kitsa, there is alcohol.

[Tadao]

my fat is temporary.

I bet you still say that 5 years from now.

[Kitsa]

is this part of that whole "I'd be a good person if it weren't for alcohol" thing, Tadao?

[Tadao]

I doubt sobriety would make it better.

[Zomboid]

Commas are fun.
There was nowhere that a comma would go in there without it becoming a comma splice.

[Ant10708]

To mock someone's small child over the internet has to be the lamest thing in the world. Gain a conscience or atleast grow some balls and mock someone's kid to their face on the street and have your face beaten in by them.

[Colonel Flagg]

I bought a 750 ml bottle of Maker's Mark today. Thanks, Kitsa!

[Kitsa]

I will be drinking kahlua mudslides tonight.

[Colonel Flagg]

Just wait 'til the kids go to bed .... :lol

(No, I'm not going to get falling down drunk in front of the children. What do you guys take me for, sheesh!)

*hic*

[Shyandquietguy]

Hey guys, I wrote a song.

Tadao, you better cut the score.
Tadao, don't be callin' her no whore.
Tadao, you ain't gonna be rippin'
Tadao, cause all you need to do is kissin'!

Angry, jealous and confused
why must we be bemused
after we saw what we do
when we just feel slightly used!

Glowbelly, don't inflame the fight!
Glowbelly, we don't need dynamite!
Glowbelly, just take a cue!
Glowbelly, and let him find out himself what's true!

Angry, jealous and confused
why must we be bemused
after we saw what we do
when we just feel slightly used!

Tadao, Now that's the rule!
Tadao, you can be a jewel!
Glowbelly, you have no hate!
Glowbelly, so where did it gestate!

Angry, jealous and confused
why must we be bemused
Angry, jealous and confused
Angry, jealous and confused
when we just feel slightly used!

[pac-man]

Hippie

[Tadao]

You're right shy. Glowbelly, I apologize. :kiss

[kahljorn]

this thread turned out to be a real disappointment :(

[kahljorn]

i guess tadao's probably used to that feeling though ;o

[Shyandquietguy]

I don't think I've seen you DO anything Pac-Man. You wanna call me a faggot next?

[bigtimecow]

tadao, you remind me of a 13 year old at hot topic

:lol :mallcore

[Tadao]

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/users/1/13254/31_2007/goth.jpg

[kahljorn]

HE SURE KNOWS HOW TO ROLL WITH THE PUNCHES

kind of reminds me of zeldasbiggesttadao

[Tadao]

:rolleyes

[kahljorn]

:rolleyes

: postapicturevaguelyrelatingtowhatwassaid

:insultusageofenglishlanguage

: postapicture

:rolleyes

[kahljorn]

tadao your theme song should be rolling with the homies like the girl from clueless except whenever it says homies somebody should scream PUNCHES

also maybe we could change some of the other lyrics to be more appropriate

[Tadao]

DUDE! That was so uncalled for. I don't think I'll be able to sleep tonight. That really hurt.

[Tadao]

I'm sorry. I just went through a rough divorce and my ex is trying to take the kids away from me completely. She already has the house and part of my check. I tend to lash out at people because I can't stand to look at myself anymore. I hope you can forgive me.

[kahljorn]

maybe we should insult you for being divorced and make fun of your kids and talk about your ex-wife divorcing you because you have erection problems and because you cry too much.
WOULDNT THAT BE A FITTING END TO THIS THREAD?

but ok you're forgiven.

[bigtimecow]

:*

[pac-man]

I don't think I've seen you DO anything Pac-Man. You wanna call me a faggot next?

Add "sensitive" to that "shy and quiet" moniker.

[Shyandquietguy]

Add "sensitive" to that "shy and quiet" moniker.

How can you be so obnoxious to rile shit up? Especially since I finally got it all under control. Fuck you.

[Grislygus]

Tadao vs glowbelly is old news now


Now it's about two chihuahuas ripping at each other Tijuana style






FINISH HIM

[Sam]

GIT DAT FAYGIT, PAC-MAN!

GIT'EM GUD.

[Zomboid]

TAKE 'IM DOWN, BRAW!

[pac-man]

BLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dixie]

Glowbelly, you should just slap him across the face with your titty.
And I should watch.

[kahljorn]

i dont think making him cum in his pants is a very just punishment :(

[liquidstatik]

kahljorn can you slap me in the face with your titty :eek

[kahljorn]

if the price is right, sexy ;0 can i hit you in the eye?

one time i slapped my girlfriend in the face with my penis and she said that it hurt quite a bit :O

[liquidstatik]

i'll give ya 9in ;D

i used to slap my gf in the face with my penis when she was asleep, it as fun :x

[kahljorn]

is "in" some sort of foreign currency cause it doesnt sound like it'd be worth much :O

sometimes i would slap her hand when she was trying to grab my cock :( i just think it's funny to bludgeon people and make them feel pain with my penis :(

[liquidstatik]

9 inches (my dck, bby)

and yeah, its pretty fun stuff. used to when we'd cuddle up and watch a movie i'd slowly whip out my dick and rub it on her butt, i think it made her nervous

[Tadao]

That would make any 8 year old nervous

[liquidstatik]

idk what 8 yr olds you've been around

[Shyandquietguy]

BLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is the best you can do, jerkwad? WHERE IS YOUR DICK!!!! YOU DO HAVE A DICK DON'T YOU?!

[pac-man]

My dick is currently in your mother's vagina. And if "jerkwad" is the best you can do, then you're fucking pathetic. Go write another shitty song, hippie.

[glowbelly]

how bout them browns?

[Tadao]

STAY OUT OF MY THREAD GROWBABY

[Colonel Flagg]

how bout them browns?

:sports forum

[Shyandquietguy]

My dick is currently in your mother's vagina. And if "jerkwad" is the best you can do, then you're fucking pathetic. Go write another shitty song, hippie.

You're stupid.

[Rez]

shyandquietandsensitiveguy

[Grislygus]

YOU'RE STUPID NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUR


Fuck the Tijuana analogy, this is a half-retarded miniature pinscher trying to charge a teacup poodle and hitting a fire hydrant

[pac-man]

Hey, shyandquietguy, you fucking suck buddy. I don't know what you mean by "finally got it all under control," but I'm sure that's a reference to your mental status. Keep your shit under control and write all the crappy songs you want. Ignore me when I call you a hippie, because it's obvious you're not a hippie. And for the record, I totally screwed your mom and she loved it.

[kahljorn]

man pacman's tearin it up

[pac-man]

man pacman's tearin it up

If by "it" you mean shyandquietguy's mom's poon, then yeah, I'm wearing that shit out. Hey shyandquiet, how're your mom and my kid? Tell her the check's in the mail.

[liquidstatik]

i was gonna say 'its just like a ****** to talk about fuckin whit echicks' but then you said her check was in the mail so nvm

[pac-man]

I generally don't talk about it, but I figured he needed to know that his old lady is getting more action than he is.

[DeadKennedys]

Goddamn I missed a good old fashioned mock.

But srslsy mang, Glowbelly is kind of a vet, you get points for being outrageous, and it's so much more fun making fun of JOAT, amirite?

[Tadao]

Vet schmet, you're all my jesters.

[executioneer]

mad max is that you

[pac-man]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1318/1454031202_59a042826c_o.jpg

"Just walk away"

[kahljorn]

probably in the history of man this is the first time a group of jesters has slapped the shit out of their patron.

and made him cry

[Tadao]

You call this a beat down? My tears are that of laughter! Your limp wristed slaps tickle.

[Grislygus]

I thought your tears were for your dead brother Tokomo, who didn't even manage to slash his own throat after committing seppuku, he just did that pansyass "second" shit

[Tadao]

That was highly entertaining Gus, you may sit by my feet.

[kahljorn]

h THEY WERE TEARS OF AUGHTER U GUYS CANT HRUT ME AT ALL U HV TO HAVE SUPERPOWERS LIKE ME

UR JUST LUCKY IM NOT USIN EM CAUSE THEN U WOULD BE HURTIN

[kahljorn]

YOU BETTER HOPE I DONT USE EM

[Tadao]

Dance monkey, dance for me.

[Shyandquietguy]

Hey, shyandquietguy, you fucking suck buddy. I don't know what you mean by "finally got it all under control," but I'm sure that's a reference to your mental status. Keep your shit under control and write all the crappy songs you want. Ignore me when I call you a hippie, because it's obvious you're not a hippie. And for the record, I totally screwed your mom and she loved it.

You are an asshole. My Mom is not a whore. You are ultra stupid. I'll give you 20 dollars through paypal to shut up.

[pac-man]

Keep your money, champ.

[Shyandquietguy]

Why? Isn't twenty dollars the typical amount for a prostitute?

[pac-man]

Exactly, I don't wanna take away your best shot at getting laid.

[Sam]

Shyandquietguy, are you a Mormon?

[Shyandquietguy]

Exactly, I don't wanna take away your best shot at getting laid.

I win.

Shyandquietguy, are you a Mormon?

No, but I have grown to appreciate my sense of integrity when it comes to not blindly persecuting unless I feel I have a proper sense of judgement. In other words. I win. ;)

[pac-man]

Welcome to the Biggest Fag on the Internet Competition!

I win.


Well there you have it folks! Shyandquietguy is the biggest fag on the internet.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Holy crippled Christ on a fucking crucifix, pac-man and Tadao are fucking ZANY!

[Zomboid]

FUCK OFF

[pac-man]

Looks like we may need to recount the ballots.

[liquidstatik]

..

[executioneer]

man i thought you liked 8yos what gives

[liquidstatik]

..

[executioneer]

YEAH DICKS OR GTFO

[MattJack]

hahaha

new sig

[Dixie]

Rape.

[Grislygus]

I think shyandquietguy just made the official Hive Mind list

[Tadao]

Rape.

I'll take a helping please.

[Shyandquietguy]

Well there you have it folks! Shyandquietguy is the biggest fag on the internet.

Well shit folks, I know my use of humor hasn't been too sharp and I've never really talked about anything except for family troubles and my emotional pain during real hard times and never participated in the community, but for once in your life side with me on this one.

HAHAHA!! Just kiddin'! Yer all fags and bags and whores and more! Get bent I-Huckery! Cause the only thing good about ya'll is throwing you in the dumpster! But no, I'm kidding, I have nothing against all of you people.

The internet. However, the internet can blow my balls and I, I alone, have the cahones to prove it. The internet has yet to prove anything to me other than that I can wistfully blow my mind farther into the that lack of sense of reality that comes with isolation, do-nothingness, and a lack of self-confidence. So yes, I believed porn was just the showing of a cunt, that people really, REALLY didn't mean what they say, and that a death threat, no matter how fraudulant and contridictory it may be to a general sense of social thought, could always be taken with caution. Yes, the internet had provened to me that I am a pussy.

The internet was also the greatest proving ground. How else could I have discovered myself by going to the same web pages and on-line forums, day in and day out. Buying music exclusively for the sake of knowing someone I endeared in my head had listened to it and recommended to someone who was not me. Hating Family Guy for knowing that the people I hang around with find it overrated and still adoring South Park for the the fact that there are who outwardly speak of enjoying it. For hours and hours, staring at the computer screen and refreshing the browser in hopes of discovering the latest gag or joke of the month.

Yes, I had lived a very solemn life, but it is past me. Perhaps, I will find a bigger crystal ball with in me, bigger than the smaller one I had discovered. Perhaps I will be able to forgive my Dad. And maybe my Mother. Who knows? Life is strange and you can't predict it. It is ever changing. Just. Like. Me.

Also, Jesus fucking Christ guys, give some good feedback, I need all the positive encouragement I can get. Hell, I'm already anxiously hoping the people I did a brake job on will come back and tell me what a wonderful job I did.

P.S. You're embarassing me, Pac-Man. Why can't you just use photoshop to portray me as an old man unfortunately, and comically, slipping from his walker and landing his groin on a sharp rock with the words "this is shyandquietguy", use the word "not" as a penultimate suffix and talk about my mother whetting herself on a stallion while being suspended by two moderately masculene sailors like any other person would do.

P.S. I fucking rule.

[liquidstatik]

..

[Tadao]

I WIN!

[Shyandquietguy]

READ IT!!! :x

[Neen]

You did a horrible brake job, and the people are dead because of it. Jack-knifed by a pick-up driven by a woman who miscarried due to the collision.

[Shyandquietguy]

WHERE ARE THEY!! I WANNA TALK TO THEM!! :x

[Neen]

THEY'RE DEAD. DON'T YOU LISTEN? TALK TO THEM ALL YOU WANT, BUT THEIR GRIEVING FAMILY WOULD BE THERE AND IT'D BE ALL AWKWARD.

[Shyandquietguy]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! :(

[kahljorn]

this thread is embarrassing to read

[Dixie]

NOBODYS GONNA READ ALL THAT
I didn't read it.

[liquidstatik]

..

[wobzire]

Don't bad-mouth the internet! I don't insult your only friend so please return the favor!

[Big McLargehuge]

i like glowbelly (prolly cuz i'm real lonely) :(

[Tadao]

I love Glowbelly

AND YOU CAN TOO FOR $20

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I haven't read this since like page 2. How did this turn into the weiner bashing thread?

I'm not going to go back through pages 2-6.

[Tadao]

I bet your wiener is only 2-6.

[wobzire]

Wiener is like beautiful flower. you would not understand. is not like ugly vagina more than hundred girls agree vagina is very ugly.

[pac-man]

Well shit folks, I know my use of humor hasn't been too sharp and I've never really talked about anything except for family troubles and my emotional pain during real hard times and never participated in the community, but for once in your life side with me on this one.

HAHAHA!! Just kiddin'! Yer all fags and bags and whores and more! Get bent I-Huckery! Cause the only thing good about ya'll is throwing you in the dumpster! But no, I'm kidding, I have nothing against all of you people.

The internet. However, the internet can blow my balls and I, I alone, have the cahones to prove it. The internet has yet to prove anything to me other than that I can wistfully blow my mind farther into the that lack of sense of reality that comes with isolation, do-nothingness, and a lack of self-confidence. So yes, I believed porn was just the showing of a cunt, that people really, REALLY didn't mean what they say, and that a death threat, no matter how fraudulant and contridictory it may be to a general sense of social thought, could always be taken with caution. Yes, the internet had provened to me that I am a pussy.

The internet was also the greatest proving ground. How else could I have discovered myself by going to the same web pages and on-line forums, day in and day out. Buying music exclusively for the sake of knowing someone I endeared in my head had listened to it and recommended to someone who was not me. Hating Family Guy for knowing that the people I hang around with find it overrated and still adoring South Park for the the fact that there are who outwardly speak of enjoying it. For hours and hours, staring at the computer screen and refreshing the browser in hopes of discovering the latest gag or joke of the month.

Yes, I had lived a very solemn life, but it is past me. Perhaps, I will find a bigger crystal ball with in me, bigger than the smaller one I had discovered. Perhaps I will be able to forgive my Dad. And maybe my Mother. Who knows? Life is strange and you can't predict it. It is ever changing. Just. Like. Me.

Also, Jesus fucking Christ guys, give some good feedback, I need all the positive encouragement I can get. Hell, I'm already anxiously hoping the people I did a brake job on will come back and tell me what a wonderful job I did.

P.S. You're embarassing me, Pac-Man. Why can't you just use photoshop to portray me as an old man unfortunately, and comically, slipping from his walker and landing his groin on a sharp rock with the words "this is shyandquietguy", use the word "not" as a penultimate suffix and talk about my mother whetting herself on a stallion while being suspended by two moderately masculene sailors like any other person would do.

P.S. I fucking rule.

That should be "P.P.S. I fucking rule." And you shouldn't be saying it.

[Grislygus]

You actually read it?


Also, perusing the last few lines now, can't help but notice he doesn't now how to spell "masculine", or at least became distracted while writing about masculeen sailor men 'whetting' themselves on his mother's prize stallion

[Grislygus]

I love Glowbelly

AND YOU CAN TOO FOR $20

Moving on, Queermonger versus Eleven Year Old Boy is old news now, Tadao v Glowbelly back in season right after these messages

[kahljorn]

"BAD THANGS HAPPEND 2 U IN UR LIFE AND I NO ABOUT THEM CUZ I READ THE SAME INTERNET AS YOU"

AND THE ROUND OPENS WITHA REAL ASS TEARER BY TADAO HOW DO YA LIKE ME NOW? Not much tadao, not much.

[Tadao]

You make a horrible observational comic.

[Sam]

AND WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH AIRLINE FOOD?

[kahljorn]

i dont know i thought it was pretty accurate!

[Grislygus]

Spazboy showing up again reminded me of this (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=21537)

TADAO YOU PLAYED INTO HER HANDS ALL ALONG

[Tadao]

If you mean I got a handjob out of this, you are correct sir!

[Grislygus]

I didn't know Glowbelly was that grateful!

You landed her with all those damn fuzzy animals, didn't you, you sonovabitch, Cosmo Ellectrolux's gonna be pissed

[Tadao]

She's gonna get really wet when she finds out I'm a basement taxidermist!

[spazboy]

http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/img/v3/01-16-2007.NH_16eatforlife.G9J22FGAH.1.jpg

:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol

[glowbelly]

:LOL

[glowbelly]

I MEAN :lol

[spazboy]

http://www.terracelibrary.ca/kid_files/webpages/yellow%20ducks/kitten%20and%20ducks.jpg

LOOK MUM! I CAN SAID RAEP ON TEH INTARNETS!

[Bod]

I like Glowbelly.

[Tadao]

She's a bitch and a whore.

[Colonel Flagg]

And she's hot!

[spazboy]

http://www.postimage.org/Pq24W5fJ-86315b2a4e8449c69de1960609887782.jpg

FEELING INADEQUATE PERHAPS?

[Tadao]

Yeah Flagg, you feeling small in the penis maybe?

[spazboy]

http://encefalus.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/freud.jpg

YOUR AVOIDANCE OF THE QUESTION POINTS TOWARDS YOUR DESIRE TO HOLD DOWN AND RAPE YOUR WHEELCHAIR BOUND MOTHER (http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,24649737-5005941,00.html) TADAO.

[Tadao]

I think you have the wheelchair thing backwards, mom likes to ride reverse cowgirl.

[spazboy]

http://www.kingqueen.org.uk/photos/wheelchair/wheelchair1.jpg

I KNOW FULL WELL WHICH WAY MY CHAIR GOES THANK YOU, AND IS A REVERSE COWGIRL JUST A COWBOY, OR IS IT A GIRL BUT FROM THE CITY, OR IS IT A GIRL WHO RUNS AROUND LETTING THE COWS OUT AND HANDING LAND BACK TO THE INDIANS?

OMFG STICK TO TOPIC PLZ ITS CONFUSING ME

[tenno]

i'm fairly sure that anything that creeps from glowbelly's loins (or stomach) is fairly awesome... or volatile...

[Colonel Flagg]

Yeah Flagg, you feeling small in the penis maybe?

Dude, I'm not small in anything! :eek

[spazboy]

my unfortunate case of gape is testimony to that :(