the rave scene and all those who disrespect it

[sweets the rave legaend]

just like to point out to all whom havent even been part of the rave culture i have worked in and supported for 20 years ....

please do not disrespect what you clearly know nothing about and have no idea what it has done for the music and youth culture for 20 years .....

if it wasnt for the rave ,dance electric music movement where would music that you all claim to enjoy and listen to be ???

you are all names on the back of a public toilet door

[DevilWearsPrada]

character :rolleyes

[sweets the rave legaend]

been called lot worse just have lot of respect for the rave culture and dont like it being disrespected in misinformed ways by people who clearly have no knowledge of what they are disrespecting ....

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Lies. No one listens to Rave music for 20 years. Let alone work in it.

[sweets the rave legaend]

really mate ...trust me i have been into the rave scene here since 1988 ,look up sweets the original kilted raver ..........google me please just to prove a point

[Zomboid]

what the fuck

[sweets the rave legaend]

check the oxford dictionary for definition of cunt hahahaha second discription after womens genitalia

[sweets the rave legaend]

www.bebo.com/GTRRS (http://www.bebo.com/GTRRS) WWW.BEBO.COM/SWEETSTOKR (http://www.BEBO.COM/SWEETSTOKR) ARE YAH BRAVE ENOUGH HAHAHAHA

[sweets the rave legaend]

WWW.FANTAZIA.ORG.UK (http://www.FANTAZIA.ORG.UK) COME JOIN THE RAVES FOURM

[Kitsa]

AND FURTHERMORE

I WILL ABIDE NO DISRESPECT TOWARD QUILTERS

THEY ARE A NOBLE BREED

[sweets the rave legaend]

FEATHER DOWN OR DUCK DOWN

[Kitsa]

ALL OF THE ABOVE AND THEN SOME.

[sweets the rave legaend]

SEEN ME CAT ?

[Kitsa]

Ah, man. Well, you'd like Mountain Girl. She's way into raving. She thinks the raves in Goa are the nearest thing (in spirit) to the original Acid Tests.

[sweets the rave legaend]

LOVE GOA MATE ,AGREE WITH THE POINT IN ONE RESPECT ,ON THE OTHER HAND SCOTLAND IS THE HOME OF THE HARDCORE EUPHORIA

[Kitsa]

If you say so.

[sweets the rave legaend]

i know so mate 20 years in the scene that is the defining music culture that everyone says would never last ...its a religon

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

What was Rave called before you got into the business? Crap? What has it branched off into now? Crap?

Can't wait for all the new rayvehem.

[Kitsa]

As far as I can tell, you're roaring into a library on a tank with guns blazing.

[sweets the rave legaend]

hahaha clearly you arent old enough to even know what your talking about .....

and just so you know my father was a chemist who supplied your junkie ,my brother is a spanner to tighten your nuts and we dont have trucks we have baselines big fat 16 wheeler hardcore bass lines

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

It's Friday night. It's Halloween. Why not, let's rave away.....at the reviews this car got.

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jalopnik/2008/10/Ten-Scary-Phantom.jpg


Original Rave-Mobile....Euro trash not included.

[Kitsa]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zx1eDmuYQg8

[sweets the rave legaend]

erm no thanks just shows the direction and intelligence for a fair and reasonable debate is goin ......back to crap attempts to disrespect what its all about lol

[Kitsa]

who was debating, again? I'm a little lost.

[sweets the rave legaend]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=oxYuY5CbE8I
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=N5C4LN_55-U&feature=related
http://uk.youtube.com/results?search_query=rezerection+&search_type=&aq=f

[sweets the rave legaend]

if you have any musical taste have a look through vids tell me thats not something you know you havent seen

[Tadao]

just like to point out to all whom havent even been part of the goth culture i have worked in and supported for 20 years ....

please do not disrespect what you clearly know nothing about and have no idea what it has done for the music and youth culture for 20 years .....

if it wasnt for the goth ,emo music movement where would music that you all claim to enjoy and listen to be ???

you are all names on the back of a public toilet door

[sweets the rave legaend]

just like to point out to all whom havent even been part of the goth culture i have worked in and supported for 20 years ....

please do not disrespect what you clearly know nothing about and have no idea what it has done for the music and youth culture for 20 years .....

if it wasnt for the goth ,emo music movement where would music that you all claim to enjoy and listen to be ???

you are all names on the back of a public toilet door


hahaha can you not think of something original and meaningful to post to prove the point ...

toilet doors open

[Tadao]

hahaha can you not think of something original and meaningful to post to prove the point ...

toilet doors open

[sweets the rave legaend]

point proven of your maturity and intellect

[Tadao]

:gigh

[sweets the rave legaend]

the reinfocerments are coming

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I was pretty disappointed in the videos you posted Dr. Rave. I myself am a much better dancer than the collective involved there. I've seen bums dance better and not even because they wanted a cigarette or money. Out of boredom with a better groove. I would never give your music the time of day to dance to either.

[Kitsa]

Wait a second, are you saying this place is about to be beseiged by ravers for no good reason?

[sweets the rave legaend]

never said i had a doctorate in rave mate .....do have a love and respect for something that aint about money or next nicotine fix but love for music and atmosphere and being together with everyone no matter what colour ,creed,religous background you are from no predjuces to anyone

[sweets the rave legaend]

Wait a second, are you saying this place is about to be beseiged by ravers for no good reason?


not at all why ?

[sweets the rave legaend]

best thing to come of canada in last few years deadmau5

[Kitsa]

the reinfocerments are coming


That's why.

[sweets the rave legaend]

haha its called banter ;)

[sweets the rave legaend]

comes in pill form like xtc ;)

[e-ski]

and as a man who claims to love scotch sorry whisky you should understand the banter kitsa

[sweets the rave legaend]

Wait a second, are you saying this place is about to be beseiged by ravers for no good reason?


personally didnt think musci in any forn had any bounderies? raver ,emo,goth ,rocker ect ect ?

or am i just too open minded ?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

This is going to be annoying for a week at least.

[sweets the rave legaend]

and as a man who claims to love scotch sorry whisky you should understand the banter kitsa


;) now we are talking ....loading haggis cannon

[e-ski]

how are we this evening sweets?

[sweets the rave legaend]

This is going to be annoying for a week at least.


just a week ,no staying power i can make this last trust me im an expert

[sweets the rave legaend]

e-ski you know me mate just warming up the sweets tokr express ,all about the scene they know they know nothing about ...all its about bud is respect ...

[e-ski]

This is going to be annoying for a week at least.
a week we been at this over 30 years between us wont get rid of us that easy

[sweets the rave legaend]

hahaha well said bro ;) wait till the tazia crew get involved hahaha

[e-ski]

i know P.L.U.R here comes there quote from their guide

[sweets the rave legaend]

haha PEACE.LOVE UNITY AND RESPECT ..TO ALL WHOMEVER THEY ARE ,NO MATTER WHAT COLOUR,CREAD,RELIGON ,BACKGROUND THEY COME FROM ........IF EVERYONR FOLLOWED THIS THE WORLD WOULD BE SO DIFFERENT

[e-ski]

so true no war for oil just a world of happy people but then again look where we are at i reckon this place needs the black (tar) cloud

[sweets the rave legaend]

anyway yah banter nutter lol

[Kitsa]

I was promised no siege :/

[e-ski]

this isnt a siege just a friendly occupation

[Tadao]

This is sad, It's a couple of ravers without a rave on Halloween. You guys must be posers.

[sweets the rave legaend]

promises are made to be broken ;) no siege just a fair and equal debate thats what fourms are for lol

[sweets the rave legaend]

This is sad, It's a couple of ravers without a rave on Halloween. You guys must be posers.

not at all mate its 2am here the biggest event this year is 8pm here 40 djs ,7 live acts and thousands at sell out event www.rezerection.net (http://www.rezerection.net)

[Kitsa]

I still don't know who the hell is debating the quality of raves. Even Tadao's baiting is halfassed.

I'm just trying to kill half an hour before I leave for a party.

[sweets the rave legaend]

debate was started here we are just supporting what we love

http://www.i-mockery.com/antirave/faq.php (http://www.i-mockery.com/antirave/faq.php)

[e-ski]

not at all mate its 2am here the biggest event this year is 8pm here 40 djs ,7 live acts and thousands at sell out event www.rezerection.net (http://www.rezerection.net) oh yes and besides aint halloween your christmas what are a pair of pseudo goths doing indoors sun still up?

[sweets the rave legaend]

ah maybe just maybe ,we could have a constructive game of old skool knowledge that stems past divides that are clearly involved here

[e-ski]

convert them to the light side

[sweets the rave legaend]

hahaha luke im your fasher hahaha

[e-ski]

and thats yer sister ya wee vert lol

[sweets the rave legaend]

hahaha and thats vertical for the dropping ;)

[Tadao]

debate was started here we are just supporting what we love

http://www.i-mockery.com/antirave/faq.php (http://www.i-mockery.com/antirave/faq.php)

Hahahaha typical raver, behind the times and borrowing someone elses scene.

[sweets the rave legaend]

Hahahaha typical raver, behind the times and borrowing someone elses scene.



behind times ? not at all followed and diversed with the scene ,love all music ,but rave is my first love simple as ,behind the times is everyone heres interprataion of what you know nothing about but find time to slate

[Tadao]

I wish you would love English and sentence structure as well. Half the time I can't understand what you are trying to say. BTW, what rave ends at 2am? You guys are total posers.

[sweets the rave legaend]

i never said i had been to a rave tonight ,considering most events are held on saturdays ,being it is 3am saturday morning here ,trust me i will be out later this evening for 12 hour event

[e-ski]

music is my first love it will be my last

[kahljorn]

WAIT TILL TAXIA GETS INVOLVED DUDE
THEYLL BE BRICKEN SHITS THEN

U KNW WHAT I MEAN JELLY BEAN?

OH YEA THEN WELL HAVE THAT OTHER INTERNET RAVER GANG COME HERRE AND ITLL BE A JAM A ND THYLL BE IN A JAM HAHA HIGH FICVE

i-mockery you're in some serious trouble!

[e-ski]

posers yeah ok then what poser parties in a tent in a field till 8 in the morning

[kahljorn]

hikers and other camp site patrons?

[sweets the rave legaend]

cant wait ......i dont need to brick anything ,i know what i know because i have been there and lived it ,simple as ......


and have as much factual proof required ...i have no reason to lie or begin a debate that i have no knowledge of ....all im stating is being involved in the uk scene for 20 years i know what im talking bout ..

[sweets the rave legaend]

hikers and other camp site patrons?
inteligence proven clearly you have none

[kahljorn]

I've been involved in the United States Rave SCENE (we capitalize it for SUPERIORITYT) for 27 years, and everybody in the united states rave scene knows that UK ravers are stupid jackasses and they don't even really know what a party is.

like i went to this one UK rave and it was supposed to be some big deal and it was on a horse farm and there was horse poop and really more horse than people but it still got rave reviews among UK ravers.
that's why united states ravers stay away from uk raves and the TRULYU INTELLIGENT UK ravers all end up finding some american hussy to fuck for citizenship. the fact that y ou are still a UK raver proves beyond even the slightest shadow of doubt that you are clearly a lunatic monogoloid who probably stayed in kindergarden till they were of age to join their secondary educational instutition aka raving

that's 27 years of experience speaking for itself

[Tadao]

i know what im talking bout ..

I'm sure you do, but none of us can understand you ADD ridden half sentences.

[Tadao]

posers yeah ok then what poser parties in a tent in a field till 8 in the morning

You sad fucks party in a tent in the fields? I'm glad to be American were we have deserts and warehouses.

[sweets the rave legaend]

funny the american rave scene which comes from talents like frankie knuckles ,lenny dee(plays in scotland because it is best scene in the world )the scene in which every hardcore dj respects ,and fact that promoters such as james raize continually books artists from scotland to play events in arizona ,and fact the so called events in fields with more horses and poop that ravers ??? ok then .....
the same fields where acts like the prodigy,utah saints ,altern 8,ultrasonic,shades of ryhtm ,the rat pack have continually quoted as the arenas where they hold in their records as the defining events that moulded the rave culture world wide

[sweets the rave legaend]

You sad fucks party in a tent in the fields? I'm glad to be American were we have deserts and warehouses.


sadly we dont have deserts ,warehouse parties plenty and events that weekly have attendances of thousands ,no trouble ,no violence ,just eveyone out to enjoy the vibe

[sweets the rave legaend]

question ...what are the largest attendances to an event in america ?weekly or monthly dedicated to rave/hardcore ect

[sweets the rave legaend]

and whats the point in crude names ? dont see it coming from this end ?

[kahljorn]

all i know is that night more uk ravers were maimed from trying to ride horses that night than probably people have ever been bucked off of horses ever. you people from the uk might be stupid enough to think that horses are friendly but in the united states we've had the WILD WEST.

the wild west spirit still lives on in the american rave scene and we know how to treat farm animals at a rave. You don't trifle with or smile at horses. THey don't like that shit, they just think you're making fun of their teeth. that's what is wrong with the uk rave scene; no understanding for our animal friends.

[kahljorn]

and whats the point in crude names ? dont see it coming from this end ?

Haven't you been insulting people's intelligence? It might not be a "crude name" but it's just as much of an insult.

[sweets the rave legaend]

hahaha ,dont think i have ever said or shown any disrespect for animals ,horses or what ever ....obviously you have different lifestyles and animal habitats to a shity wee island like the uk in your opinion ...

the fact is rave is rave where ever your from world wide ,its about unity ....

[sweets the rave legaend]

Haven't you been insulting people's intelligence? It might not be a "crude name" but it's just as much of an insult.

yes i have in respect to the debate ,not to there personal attributes ,but to the knowledge of the scene ,a fair debate is about having knowledge to support your facts ....

[Tadao]

question ...what are the largest attendances to an event in america ?weekly or monthly dedicated to rave/hardcore ect

Errr, we Americans have moved on to create new music for you candy fags to steal and claim that you where there when it all started.

[Tadao]

all i know is that night more uk ravers were maimed from trying to ride horses that night than probably people have ever been bucked off of horses ever. you people from the uk might be stupid enough to think that horses are friendly but in the united states we've had the WILD WEST.

the wild west spirit still lives on in the american rave scene and we know how to treat farm animals at a rave. You don't trifle with or smile at horses. THey don't like that shit, they just think you're making fun of their teeth. that's what is wrong with the uk rave scene; no understanding for our animal friends.

or of teeth

[sweets the rave legaend]

i have never claimed i was there when it all started considering ,the rave culture started in europe,america,ibiza ,where ever ......and dont think im could be a candy fag ...

and america doesnt hold the monoply in musical creation ...

[Tadao]

Actually we do, it would also seem that you hold the monopoly on periods.

[sweets the rave legaend]

hahah ok then ....

and obviously you have one track mind on music , and its origins .....

[Tadao]

Well, are you gonna tell me how I'm wrong?

[sweets the rave legaend]

you tell me how your right .....you have the answers

[Tadao]

Yes, I do have the answers. The answer is you are a 12 year old who just found out about electro and stumbled across that web page. All huffy and puffy you decided teach us something by spouting things you learned off of Wikipedia.

You are old news. You are late to the party. You are a sad fact of life. I can't wait for the XTC to ruin all your serotonin receptors and eventually claim that you have been emo for 25 years.

[sweets the rave legaend]

12 year old hahah born in 1974 mate ,would never claim to be something im not music wise ........

[Tadao]

So you are 34 and can't spell legend? No, I stand by my theory.

[sweets the rave legaend]

simple typo didnt even notice

[Tadao]

You are one big typo that needs to be backspaced.

[sweets the rave legaend]

hahaha ok

[Kitsa]

holy shit, I thought in the time I was away one of you would have gotten tired

[sweets the rave legaend]

never sleep mate

[kahljorn]

you guys came here all smug about your rave scene so your justifications seem kind of retarded and horse hatingish

[sweets the rave legaend]

justifications retarded ,took you a while to come up with that

[Tadao]

Kids like this give Electro the bad rap that it has.

[kahljorn]

i also said horsehatingish maybe you didn't notice that and what do you mean "a while" you just tried to justify yourself and i just read it like not five minutes ago ;/

see what i mean about the retarded thing

[Tadao]

I find it highly amusing that this guy is repetitive and boring. Like a DJ John Kelly track.

[oldskooljules]

Hello everybody :rockDid someone mention a Rave :lol

[Mr Old Skool]

Haha

I think your wasting your time here Sweets, this forum is most likely full of 15 year old ginger kids with glasses!!

Haha

[sweets the rave legaend]

hahaha you think

[oldskooljules]

Errr, we Americans have moved on to create new music for you candy fags to steal and claim that you where there when it all started.


Does that go fot the dutch, belgians, italians and french also. And is there anyone actually a native of america anyway, you all came from somewhere else didnt you off a boat or something :)

[kahljorn]

Does that go fot the dutch, belgians, italians and french also. And is there anyone actually a native of america anyway, you all came from somewhere else didnt you off a boat or something :)HA HA YOU THINK?

AND TECHNICALLY EVERYBODY CAME FROM AFRICA WHO CAME FROM THE OCEAN AND THE OCEAN CAME FROM SPACE ASND SPACE CAME FROM GOD SO OUR COMMON ANCESTOR IS GOD AND ALL OF US ARE RELATED.

this forum is most likely full of 15 year old ginger kids with glasses!!

I don't know why you'd be so quick to call a community o fpeople who is wiping their ass with you 15 year olds. I mean you're what, at least 30 because you've been in the rave scene for 20 years? And you can't even keep up with a bunch of 15 year olds?
for shame.

[sweets the rave legaend]

mr old skool ,j ;) now the fun begins ...i know nothing bout rave ,lol

[sweets the rave legaend]

HA HA YOU THINK?

AND TECHNICALLY EVERYBODY CAME FROM AFRICA WHO CAME FROM THE OCEAN AND THE OCEAN CAME FROM SPACE ASND SPACE CAME FROM GOD SO OUR COMMON ANCESTOR IS GOD AND ALL OF US ARE RELATED.

hahaha or maybe from ireland and scotland .......if you check history

[oldskooljules]

HA HA YOU THINK?

AND TECHNICALLY EVERYBODY CAME FROM AFRICA WHO CAME FROM THE OCEAN AND THE OCEAN CAME FROM SPACE ASND SPACE CAME FROM GOD SO OUR COMMON ANCESTOR IS GOD AND ALL OF US ARE RELATED.

You need to keep of the LSD mate, stick in at school you'll be fine :)

[sweets the rave legaend]

for one priceless moment all the people on the earth are truly one .........

[oldskooljules]

Who wants a fight :lol

[sweets the rave legaend]

hahaha or a tazia t-shirt and some friendly pickle

[Mr Old Skool]

I don't know why you'd be so quick to call a community o fpeople who is wiping their ass with you 15 year olds. I mean you're what, at least 30 because you've been in the rave scene for 20 years? And you can't even keep up with a bunch of 15 year olds?
for shame.

When did I say I was into the rave scene for 20 years?? Just converted to it about a year ago purely for the love of the music, the scene and the people!!:)

And where are you getting the "Wiping Our Ass's" from??

As far as I can gather from this thread, which isnt alot as your members try so hard to be clever that they make no sense, there hasn't been one reosnable comment on WHY you guys hate the rave scene!!

How can you hate something you have no knowledge or experiance of??

I suspect FEAR has more to do with it!! :rolleyes:

[oldskooljules]

I forgot americans always have to win dont they :confused:

[sweets the rave legaend]

hahaha they did till i arrived j ;)

[Tadao]

Does that go fot the dutch, belgians, italians and french also. And is there anyone actually a native of america anyway, you all came from somewhere else didnt you off a boat or something :)

They are called native americans, wow you guys are the most ignorant un educated bunch to breeze by here in a while.

[Tadao]

I forgot americans always have to win dont they :confused:

Have to? No, we just win because you suck so hard at everything.

[oldskooljules]

Just think sweets we probably have about 40 years of dance music experience between us, thats a lot of tunes and dancing and some of it was produced in America; yes about 18-20 years ago, talk about elephant legs

[oldskooljules]

Have to? No, we just win because you suck so hard at everything.

Yes, Dicks :lol

[oldskooljules]

They are called native americans, wow you guys are the most ignorant un educated bunch to breeze by here in a while.

Yes, but we know how to PARTY better than you :love

[Tadao]

Yes, Dicks :lol

Perfect example

[sweets the rave legaend]

Have to? No, we just win because you suck so hard at everything.


haha scotland wins with pride ,not size or power .....

[Mr Old Skool]

They are called native americans, wow you guys are the most ignorant un educated bunch to breeze by here in a while.

If you took the time to read the post before typing your clever, witty comment :\ you would have noticed she was asking if any of you were a NATIVE of America, no mention was made of native americans!!

You've made a bit of a fool of yourself there, shame!!:lol

[sweets the rave legaend]

hahah exactly j ,but im a 15 yr old making my story and experience up off wikpedia ?

[oldskooljules]

They are called native americans, wow you guys are the most ignorant un educated bunch to breeze by here in a while.


You mean your educated and are coming on here

[sweets the rave legaend]

hahaha i have phd and GTRRS troop lol

[Tadao]

This smells like a failed setup.

HAHAHAHA TRY AGAIN :HAT

[sweets the rave legaend]

failed set up on who ?

[femhutchison@hotmail.com]

omg, this is the funniest thing ive seen in ages,

mon the ravin scots, lol

[Kitsa]

This is quite possibly the dumbest thread I've ever read.

[Zhukov]

When I went to Glasgow last I was appalled by the sheer filth that littered the streets. The human and the rubbish. Don't you have people that pick up litter as a job? Walking the streets at any time approaching midnight made me fear for my life. I experienced less of a rave scene and more of a filthy, drunk ned scene. Kicking over old ladies bags and smashing bottles on cars. The only unity was if you were wearing a Rangers scarf.

Anyway, I thouroughly enjoyed myself in Scotland. I love the UK. Carry on.

[Jeanette X]

I'm a raver too.

A RAVING MAENAD! ALL HAIL DIONYSUS, LIBERATOR WITH BALLS! HE OF THE TREES AND THE WINNOWING FAN! JOIN ME IN BAKCHEIA!
http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee38/asin_denvici/maenads0303.jpg

[Jeanette X]

haha PEACE.LOVE UNITY AND RESPECT ..TO ALL WHOMEVER THEY ARE ,NO MATTER WHAT COLOUR,CREAD,RELIGON ,BACKGROUND THEY COME FROM ........IF EVERYONR FOLLOWED THIS THE WORLD WOULD BE SO DIFFERENT

Haha

I think your wasting your time here Sweets, this forum is most likely full of 15 year old ginger kids with glasses!!

Haha

Your leader says one thing, yet your followers say another.

We followers of Dionysus care not what color your hair is. We care not if your eyes are weak, for the ecstasy Dionysus offers allows you to see farther than ever before. From the darkest Nubian to the palest flame-haired Caledonian, all can be filled with his spirit! Dionysus offers his salvation to all!

LET US TEAR APART THE BULL CALF FOR THE SPARGAMOS! EUOI! EUOI! EAT! EAT!

http://i488.photobucket.com/albums/rr249/brittt_tech-08/Dairy%20Farm/cowfarm091.jpg

[kahljorn]

its funny that they are talking about an anti-rave joke site that was probably made what 7 years ago or something i don't know.

you know what is sad about you guys is that you're probably over the age of 30 maybe pushing 40 and you've been involved in the same scene for over 20 years. While to you that sounds impressive, to a normal, non-douchebag-like human being you're just an immature dipshit.
Even worse, you're probably a chicken hawk or some old guy who uses his age and sceniority to be some type of pretend figure-head so you can have meaning in your life and feel coooooool. You wear that shit with a badge but it's ridiculous :O You probably aren't even that cool and anybody with sense in your scene is probably too ashamed to be acquainted with you.

what is wrong with you guys?

[kahljorn]

ps youre why people hate the rave scene >: and other typical responses as well >:

[Big McLargehuge]

Dear Mr. Legaend,

Please learn to use an ellipsis (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ellipsis) properly or will be forced to revoke your period usage privileges.

Sincerely,

the i-mockery grammarians union

[glowbelly]

this reminds me of the last time this happened.

[Shrubfest]

Oh dear. I feel ashamed to be part of this scene.

I'm going to quit raves and just go to pubs, so I don't have to encounter these people.

Can you forgive me?

[Big McLargehuge]

probably not

[Shrubfest]

I may have to cry.

[Guitar Woman]

Wow, when I saw this thread I thought some idiot had bumped a topic from 2002.

[Chojin]

haha, i did too.

Anyway mr. raver, your complaints are unnecessary, i-mockery has since become i-ravery since the anti-rave page went up something like 30 years ago, and then after that reverted back to i-mockery after turning 20 like everyone else in the scene with an ounce of sense.

[Jeanette X]

Ow. My head...
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f341/Asarelah/CIMG3369.jpg
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f341/Asarelah/Slaughter.jpg

What the fuck did I do last night?! :x

[kahljorn]

lol that's what i thought at first :(

i backtracked through the thread trying to find out when it was bumped and suddenly i was on the first page ;/

[Grislygus]

Thread Synopsis:
More quality characters from the creator of IAMCOOL!

A More Entertaining Synopsis:
Once upon a time, Limey Tim and his little brother Philbert wanted to be ravers. They weren't, but they wanted to be, and it's the thought that counts. In an attempt to be more interesting, they pretend to be the Scottish rather than a couple of English teasuckers. It doesn't work, as any real Scot would gladly beat the shit out of a blithering idiot (see: raver). Finally, they would never, EVER claim to be a part of the BRITISH rave scene, as any pureblooded Caledonian would know (see: Longshanks, Wallace, "you're a sorry english cunt") that Scotland isn't British. So, out of insecurity, Limey Tim and Philbert create multiple accounts to whine on internet accounts, just like real, hardcore ravers!

[kahljorn]

they'll be back after the party is over

[sweets the rave legaend]

exactly 3 days later , on being a proud soct and claiming to be british ?
some of us have moved on clearly from william wallace and longshanks bloody hell?
and taking in to consideration i am part of the uk scene ,including regular trips to england to raindance,fantazia,helterskelter,dreamscape,slammi n vinyl,club kinetic and so on ,shows that i have no problem with raving with anyone english,irish ,welsh or any other nationality ..
why would i be involved in a scene that unites nations if we as proud scots lived in the one dimensional world of carrying a grudge from scottish folklore?

[Chojin]

gentlemen, honestly, this is the most boring forum invasion i've ever been party to

could you please just post something graphic and offensive so that we can ban you and put all this behind us

may i recommend dilbert porn it's a very popular EXEUNT around these parts

[sweets the rave legaend]

So, out of insecurity, Limey Tim and Philbert create multiple accounts to whine on internet accounts, just like real, hardcore ravers!????

if you are so bloody smart and check the ip of each of the accounts ,you will find out that clearly you are wrong again..

and to also make clear that 'wallace you're a sorry english C@@T ? WTF ..

either you are messed up in the head or just a disillusioned ,ill informed and clearly stupid individual who can come up with a better way to try insult someone ?

yet again prooving that you are clearly dumb..

if you cant put a point accross with trying to be arrogant and insulting why bother ?

and FACT born in edinburgh ,capital of scotland ...not in a forest in sherwood with robin hood and his merrymen ,not hugging tree's, or whatever else you would like to come up with ....

[sweets the rave legaend]

gentlemen, honestly, this is the most boring forum invasion i've ever been party to

could you please just post something graphic and offensive so that we can ban you and put all this behind us

may i recommend dilbert porn it's a very popular EXEUNT around these parts


WHY post something graphic and offensive?? there's no reason to try and go down that path ?

some of us are clearly more intelligent and can get our point accross with going over the top ....

and sorry ,i thought a fourm was open to anyone ,who joins and is to share views,opinions and debate about things they like,hate or just want to ramble about ...

[kahljorn]

These are easily the clearest ravers ive ever dealt with :O O:

and sorry ,i thought a fourm was open to anyone ,who joins and is to share views,opinions and debate about things they like,hate or just want to ramble about ...

No, sorry, that's american politics. I'm not sure how you got them confused but I'm glad we could CLARIFY things ;) ;)

[sweets the rave legaend]

oh you did thanks so much lol

everything is so clear now ...will be able to sleep easy now up here in my tree house :)

[kahljorn]

This thread is up for an award:
For most uses of the word "clear."

[sweets the rave legaend]

nice ,will have to clear some space to add clear award to the rest :)

[Dixie]

This thread is making me want to pee on someone.

[DevilWearsPrada]

IN AD 2101, Rave was beginning

[Jeanette X]

and sorry ,i thought a fourm was open to anyone ,who joins and is to share views,opinions and debate about things they like,hate or just want to ramble about ...

I guess you missed the word "Mockery" in the title of this website. If you're going to get upset that someone is mocking your precious music scene, this isn't the place for you.

This thread is making me want to pee on someone.

I was hoping my Maenad adventure would redeem it somewhat.

[sweets the rave legaend]

not upset ..
i like having a banter and windup ,

[Dixie]

I was hoping my Maenad adventure would redeem it somewhat.
It was doomed from the beginning.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

How's the Mcdonalds in Scotland chap?

[sweets the rave legaend]

wouldnt know mate dont eat at macdonalds or burger king ...

why ?

[Dixie]

I want to watch the Macc Ladds and Cronos beat you up.

[Dr. V]

What the frig is going on here?

[sweets the rave legaend]

I want to watch the Macc Ladds and Cronos beat you up.


ah ok then ,im quaking in my boots . not..

get a grip idiot

[sweets the rave legaend]

my five year old daughter would kick your ass with one hand .

[Angryhydralisk]

Rave's been around for twenty years? That's like saying drone's been around for 50 years and disco started in the 1800s!

[kahljorn]

This thread is making me want to pee on someone.

why would you reward these malcontents? :(

[Grislygus]

God help the Anglocized Scots, they're like domesticated cattle. At wannabe rave parties, of all things. Probably can't even stomach scotch, just mewling kittens raised on Indian food and bovril :lol

[greyhound]

Lot of touchy ppl in this thread huh??

Rave on

[greyhound]

Rave's been around for twenty years? That's like saying drone's been around for 50 years and disco started in the 1800s!


Well yes - DUH, the first rave orginisations like Sunrise & Biology began throwing illegal parties in late 1988!

You do the math, i shall wait till you finish

[Grislygus]

:lol

[Grislygus]

I loved you in Brain Smasher, dude, awesome movie

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

R.I.P.

The Rave Scene

1988-1989

[Dixie]

why would you reward these malcontents? :(
I didn't specify who I wanted to pee on, I just want to pee on someone.
But if it were these flashy little faggots I'd make sure I ate lots of asparagus.

[kahljorn]

and drink lots of coffee ;o

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Go w/Brussel Sprouts. That's the worst smell ever.

[Dixie]

Coffee, brussel sprouts, asparagus.
Got it.

[Asila]

and a video camera

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Asparagus is what I was thinking of. This is diabolical.

[Dixie]

Chromium Picolinate can make your pee turn green if you use it with Duirex.
I think that would make an excellent addition.

[Big McLargehuge]

VERDANT SHOWER

[Sam]

I THOUGHT THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A PUNISHMENT.

[kahljorn]

MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY WHA TTHE FUCK GREEN PEE

RAVERS WOULD THINK THAt ALL HIP AND FUCKING COOL OR SOMETHING WIth ThEIR FUCKing BLACKLIghtS

[Dixie]

Green pee doesn't glow.
:(
I really wanted it to though.

[Grislygus]

So I guess Andrew Dice Clay's retarded half-brother was the last great spokesman of the flaccid raver uprising, huh?

[Angryhydralisk]

Well yes - DUH, the first rave orginisations like Sunrise & Biology began throwing illegal parties in late 1988!

You do the math, i shall wait till you finish

Okay, I'm settled. No math needed, just wikipedia.

[Dixie]

I've peed like 7 times today.
Too much water.

[Asila]

I say we stick with this being the 'CiG peeing' thread

[Dixie]

This thread deserves to be derailed.
I'm doing it a favor by attempting to euthanize it.

[Dimnos]

This thread deserves to be derailed.
I'm doing it a favor by attempting to euthanize it.

Go drink a jar of pickle juice and come back to tell us how that works out for you. :lol This thread will be significantly derailed then.

[Dixie]

If I didn't have to go to work tonight I might very well do that.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Try the Briny Deep after you get off work then.

[Rez]

there will be no GOA
only mnml
you cannot escape

[Dixie]

I'm gonna do the pickle joose thing next time I have a full day off work.
Possibly on the 22nd when my in-laws come and visit.

[executioneer]

i can't believe i read this whole thread

[executioneer]

seriously, i'm surprised this thread wasn't somehow posted on the old ezboard >: i guess since they switched to yuku it doesn't show up on google searches for "rave hate" anymore though

[executioneer]

do u guys liek hhc or jungle that shit is hella titeee

[Dixie]

I like jungles, lots of pee in jungles.

[Crimson Ghost]

I like to start fires, then while making fire engine noises, pee them out. Sometimes at concerts, the bathroom is too far away. So your best bet is to just whip it out and let it flow. Someone will get pissed on, which I guess will get them pissed off. All hypothetically of course.

[Dixie]

Concerts are great for peeing.
No one can tell if it's beer or urine, and it doesn't matter!
:D

[Crimson Ghost]

And it always seems really funny; especially funny when the person in front of you turns around and has no idea what just happened to them.

[Dixie]

Yeah, that's why I always pass out on the top edge of the lawn.

One of my friends took a shit in the parking lot at Wacken in the dark. When he looked down he realized he had crapped on some dude that had passed out under a van.
Good times.

[Crimson Ghost]

Wow, I've pissed on my share of people, but I can say I never crapped on anyone. I'll have to try that next.

[Dixie]

I've never crapped on anyone either, and I'd like to keep it that way. At least pee is sterile.
I keep my poo private, that way I don't have to share any of the fumes.
Smells like Kit Kats in July.

[Crimson Ghost]

Yeah, pooping can and will be "messy". What do you clean up with? At least in the woods you have leaves. A random poop in an arbitrary location is probably not a good idea.

[Dixie]

I make it a point to carry tissues or baby wipes with me, especially on tours. After our food poisoning in FL, the rest of that particular band stays prepared as well. That van smelled like a retard's fart. Thank god it was a rental.

[Crimson Ghost]

I agree on being prepared, I try to be. Concert poops are a horrible experience in it self, the thought of sitting on some dirty, probably piss covered toilet..., so some baby wipes at least make the cleaning less tedious. The hover method does works, but I'm glad I can at least pee standing up. I feel bad for women, I couldn't do it.

[Dixie]

You forget, some of us CAN pee standing up.
Like I'm going to sit on a toilet in clubs/portopotties/stranger's houses.
Pffft.
All it takes is practice ladies!

[Jeanette X]

You forget, some of us CAN pee standing up.
Like I'm going to sit on a toilet in clubs/portopotties/stranger's houses.
Pffft.
All it takes is practice ladies!

I read that its a myth that you can pick up diseases from toilet seats. There is supposedly a very tiny chance of picking up crabs, but you'd have to sit down right after the other person got up. :\

I don't hover unless the person before me has hovered and has gotten piss on the seat. >:
Or if its visibly filthy in some other way.

So do you use the technique of angling the hips and directing the stream with your fingers? I've tried it in the shower, but I still manage to get it dribbling down my thighs at the end. Any tips?

[Dixie]

No, I stand up straight and let 'er rip.
If you let it go full force the whole time you don't get any dribble.
Like REALLY push it hard.

And I just don't trust toilets.

[Tadao]

You'll leave a divot hole in the ground!

[Crimson Ghost]

I just pee in the sink at public bathrooms.

[Dixie]

Yay for sink peeing!
Anyone ever try the classic pee in the ice tray gag?

[Crimson Ghost]

No not yet. But i've done the "pee in a gatorade bottle and put it with someone's gatorade that they didn't drink yet" gag. Which also works with beer bottles.

[Dixie]

I haven't peed in an ice tray either.
:(
At festivals I often pee in my empty beer cups and leave them on tables.
I have never watched the results.
Any particularly good witnessed reactions?

[Crimson Ghost]

With the gatorade - "Why the hell does this look like piss?" "Who the fuck put a piss bottle with my gatorade?" or "Why is this piss bottle a different color than my piss bottles?" Usually a lot of confusion.

With the beer bottle - It depends on how drunk they are. Often they notice that the bottle is too warm to be safe. Maybe they take a sip and realize that it's not beer. The look of confusion on their face as they are deep in thought is priceless.

Urinating in a bucket, leaning it against someone's dorm room, then knocking on their door and running away is always fun too. Ahh... College was fun.

All in all it's good times all around.

[Dixie]

Taking notes on the bucket thing.
Anyone leave piss messages in people's snowy yards?
Something like "Yeti wuz here"?
Or maybe a pee version of crop circles in the snowy yard?

[Jeanette X]

I haven't peed in an ice tray either.
:(
At festivals I often pee in my empty beer cups and leave them on tables.
I have never watched the results.
Any particularly good witnessed reactions?

:x

Its a good thing that urine is sterile...:x

Sometimes my pee smells like beer when I haven't drunk any beer. Never occurred to me if it would actually taste like beer...

[Crimson Ghost]

I've pissed on the street, which leaves a mark 'till it rains. So it's not a good idea to have a all night party and write (pee) bad things and messages on the street. Sometimes it'll be there for weeks.

[executioneer]

pee isn't always sterile guys, if you're sick it can be just as bad as any other bodily fluid

[Jeanette X]

pee isn't always sterile guys, if you're sick it can be just as bad as any other bodily fluid

You aren't going to get the flu or something from someone else's pee. There is no bacteria in it.

Provided that you don't have a urinary tract infection or blood in it or something.

[Tadao]

http://www.p-mate.com/eng/intro.html

[Jeanette X]

http://www.p-mate.com/eng/intro.html

I want to be able to pee standing without an annoying device to carry around.

[Tadao]

You could always stand behind me and hold my cock while I pee. I've had a couple of girlfriends do that.

[Jeanette X]

You could always stand behind me and hold my cock while I pee. I've had a couple of girlfriends do that.

I could pee on you.

[Tadao]

I'm not that Japanese :(