Stealing girls away from their manfriends?

[Guitar Woman]

I'm sure I could, the question is whether or not I should.

I'm sure you sluts all have experience with this so advice plox

[Guitar Woman]

ALSO METALMILITIA I SEE YOU LOOKING AT THIS THREAD JUST GO AWAY OK

[MetalMilitia]

Yeah guitar woman that totally sounds like something you should do :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes

P.S. You fat bitch.

[Dr. Boogie]

Fistfight.

[Guitar Woman]

Well, I have got a good 6 inches on him.

[MetalMilitia]

You don't win a fights by having a massive stupid face, guitar woman.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Is that a pickup line?

[Dixie]

If the bitch really belonged to the guy, she wouldn't leave to begin with.

That means I think it's ok.

[Zomboid]

GW, how the fuck do you intend to steal a girl away from anyone?

I usually just belittle the guy and point out his flaws. I wouldn't recommend that in your case because.. well, look at you.

[DevilWearsPrada]

The girlfriend sweep is a subtle art that I can only perform when I'm shitfaced enough

[DevilWearsPrada]

also, they have to not be serious about their relationship as it'll be a waste of time to try anything

[Tadao]

Use the wolf shirt!

http://img29.picoodle.com/img/img29/3/11/3/f_Wolfshirtm_2866aa1.png

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Try not to make eye contact with them when you try it. When I go out with my Lady Friends guys come and try and pick them up. If they look annoying I can throw a pretty mean Stink Eye to toss them away.

[DevilWearsPrada]

I usually ignore the guys and try to keep constant eye contact with the girls

[Guitar Woman]

I'm actually a way cooler guy IRL than I am on the internet Zomboid

BELIEVE IT IF YOU WILL BUT I ASSURE YOU

[Neen]

Saying you're cool usually proves the opposite.

[Guitar Woman]

I'm cooler than you.

[Neen]

Ah-hahahahahaha

[liquidstatik]

..

[MattJack]

stay away from women, dood. They don't make sense and are all fcking bananas at the end of the day. Some just let you know sooner than others.

I'm just sayin

[Grislygus]

Poaching is a douche move >:

But I just did it myself so :(

[Dr. Boogie]

Try to portray the male friend as being less manly than you are. It will likely be an uphill battle for you, so the sooner you start, the better.

[LordSappington]

Beat the fuck out of him. It worked on the playground when you were a kid, why wouldn't it work now?

[Zomboid]

WE'RE TALKING ABOUT GW.

Beating people up does not come into play, ever. Plus, actually beating up a guy like that would likely just make the girl dislike you. Intimidating the guy and reminding him that you could kick his ass would work... but again, GW.

[Sam]

The only person who will get their ass beat in this situation is GW.

[Guitar Woman]

Give peace a chance, guys.

[Sam]

No, if you steal some dude's girl you run the chance of getting your fucking ass kicked.

[Tadao]

I had a friend get shot dead because of it.

[Guitar Woman]

I could probably kill this guy, he's half my size.

Not that I would, being the kind of pacifistic faggot that I am.

[kahljorn]

do you ever drink 40's, gw?

if not you should probably start. In a young man's life, there's nothing like a 40 to make him feel like a man.

[Dixie]

http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n113/sonaabs/40oz.jpg
Bitches love 40s
Even the pregnant bitch on the right.

[Grislygus]

Holy shit the one on the left is anne coulter, pre-op :eek

[Tadao]

It would take malt liquor for me to stick my dick in that mess.

[Grislygus]

I'll bet they're all bony when you grab them and have flat asses like pancake griddles

[Esuohlim]

I'm going to steal Shrubfest away from Sam one of these days >:

[Dr. Boogie]

I could probably kill this guy, he's half my size.

Stop trying to steal that 8-year-old's girlfriend.

[Guitar Woman]

:liquid

[kahljorn]

they are just PRETENDINZG to like those 40's. But thats what will make you so awesome, GW! THEY LOVE PRETENDING!

i dont think some young lady could really stomach much of an Old E :(
that's why it looks like they both took two drinks :LO

[Tadao]

I bet the poor some out for the home-boys

[Sam]

I'm going to steal Shrubfest away from Sam one of these days >:

THE HELL YOU ARE. >:

[DeadKennedys]

You probably shouldn't show her your anime related avatar and signature. If you think you've got a chance, go for it man. Shouldn't miss out on an opportunity because you're being mocked over the internet by a chubby alcoholic Hawaiian and... Sam.

Are they douchey manfriends or cool manfriends? If it's one of those slutty girls with the guido friends, you wouldn't want your D in that anyway. I call them boxes of assorted cremes if you catch my drift.

[Tadao]

The only time I would say that it is ok to steal a girl from someone would be if love is involved.

[Guitar Woman]

Yeah, I’ve mostly been ignoring everyone in this thread.

Also, if she were slutty, I wouldn’t give a shit. I don’t get involved with girls unless they’re really, really awesome. I'd say she's worth getting my ass kicked, several times.

[MetalMilitia]

That's just the assburgers talking, guitar woman.

[kahljorn]

IT MUST BE LOVE. HE HAS SUCH RESPECT AND ADORATION FOR THE LADIES.

[Asila]

S'UP LADIES >:

[Guitar Woman]

http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n113/sonaabs/40oz.jpg
I just realized how hilarious this picture is

[Dixie]

Sometimes I make funny.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Just go grab her and take her for coffee. Then come back here and tell me how it went.

[Dr. Boogie]

Also, if she were slutty, I wouldn’t give a shit. I don’t get involved with girls unless they’re really, really awesome. I'd say she's worth getting my ass kicked, several times.

Have you been switching accounts with theOneandOnly?

[Guitar Woman]

No, I just generally really hate people and am not a man slut

[Grislygus]

Translation: I'm in high school and girls aren't all that interested in me yet

[Guitar Woman]

An ugly mexican and a skinny crackhead want to fuck me so SHOWS WHAT YOU KNOW

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Which one are you leaning towards?