you know what i like?

[wislingsailsmen]

poptarts!











ENJOY!

[darkvare]

i love jalapeño chips

[Tadao]

you know what i like?

Do you really want me to answer that? :(

[darkvare]

can you do it without sexual innuendo?

[Guitar Woman]

THINGS I LIKE BUT PROBABLY SHOULDN'T:

PERIQUE CIGARETTES
RED WINE
SPICED RUM
GIRLS

I AM A DECADENT BASTARD

[Asila]

I WAS SO GOING TO AGREE WITH YOU THERE AND THEN YOU THREW IN MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE SO FUCK THAT I DON'T THINK I LIKE ANY OF THAT OTHER STUFF NOW

[Guitar Woman]

:(

[Asila]

TAKE OUT MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE THEN WE'LL TALK

[Big McLargehuge]

THINGS I LIKE BUT PROBABLY SHOULDN'T:


RED WINE
SPICED RUM

I AM A DECADENT BASTARD

NOW YOU SOUND LIKE A PUSSY.

[kahljorn]

spiced rum is good ;/

[Big McLargehuge]

No it isn't

[kahljorn]

obviously you're a giant faggot and you probably eat hamburgers everyday

[kahljorn]

IM GOING TO GO DRINK SOME RIGHT NOW AND ENJOY IT

[Tadao]

I like that

[Tadao]

I like smokin' me some grass
Gettin' cut with glass
Sniffin' my cocaine
and pain

I like noses full of snot
Dead things when they rot
Belchin' just for fun
and scum

And I like you, too

I like smackin' little boys
Breakin' all their toys
Needles in my arm
and harm

I like spearin' little dogs
Eatin' little frogs
Screamin' in the night
and fright

And I like you, too

I like knuckles when they pop
Screamin' at a cop
Bugs around my ears
and tears

I like steppin' on a nail
Spittin' in a pail
Cookin' me a rat
and bats

And I like you, too

I like lizards in the grass
Smelling' raunchy gas
Slippin' on some ice
and lice

I like catchin' me the flu
Snails in a stew
Armpits when they're wet
and sweat

And I like you, too

I like chancres on my tongue
Sniffin' monkey dung
Scumbags of all sorts
and warts

I like barfin' on nice rugs
Chewin' little slugs
Leeches suckin' blood
and mud

And I like you, too

I like layin' in the sewer
Walkin' in manure
Coughin' up some glops
and slops

I like beatin' up some punks
Odor from some skunks
Smellin' garbage burn
and worms

And I like you, too!!!!

[Big McLargehuge]

obviously you're a giant faggot and you probably eat hamburgers everyday
i NEVER eat hamburgers, those are the foodstuffs of common folk, just as spiced rum is the official drink of high school.

[kahljorn]

i thought it was vodka

so what kind of grown up drinks to do you drink? odouls?


and i meant ass hamburgers obviously :rolleyes

[Big Papa Goat]

i NEVER eat hamburgers, those are the foodstuffs of common folk, just as spiced rum is the official drink of high school.
AGREEMENT BOX
Whenever I drink spiced rum I feel like I have to thank someone for booting it for me. It's like 'well I've never drank any thing before so don't like the taste of liquor, so lets add a bunch of weird flavours to the rum and then dump a bunch of coke on it and make it into a spicy sugary mess of a drink.'
Vodka is basically also the official drink of high school, with the exception of caesars, which is the official drink of adults. And vodka-coke, which is (one of) the official drink of trailer parks.

On that note I'm going to go drink
:alcoholic

[wislingsailsmen]

spiced rum who needs that when they can have bud lime now thats a classy drink yes sir its the new drink of high schoolers

[Guitar Woman]

I like spiced rum because it doesn't taste like shit.

Normal rum is ok, too, though.

[Dimnos]

Spiced Rum + Dr Pepper = :orgasm

[Grislygus]

I like Moscow Mules :ultraqueer

[Big McLargehuge]

i thought it was vodka

so what kind of grown up drinks to do you drink? odouls?


and i meant ass hamburgers obviously :rolleyes

KETEL ONE AND TONICS and fine belgian beers such as delirium tremens, duvel, and bon secour.

[Guitar Woman]

As a mix with soda I almost always prefer normal rum, because the spiced stuff is sweet enough by itself.

But yeah, Cockspur and vanilla coke.

[Maxilor]

i NEVER eat hamburgers.

Fag

[Tadao]

^Someones character isn't getting the attention it craves.

[Maxilor]

Hey I just joined the forum!

Im not sure whats ok to say or not. I just take a glance at above posts and think "Alright there throwing Fag bombs I might as well join the fun!"

BTW: I like.............................................. Periods. (The punctuation mark you sick f*ck)

[MarioRPG]

Some song

Made me think of this : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVqoYvlEZis, but I'm not sure why.

[Tadao]

It's an old song from Dr. Demento's radio show back in the days.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noKR9GVgVXg

[kahljorn]

i usually just drink spiced rum straight ;o

but it tastes good mixed. the spices really aren't so strong that they overpower anything in a mix ;/ it's subtle: mixed with most things you can barely taste the difference between it and regular rum ;/

I really like spiced rum with like cream soda. the spices actually kind of come through in that drink.

ps booze snobs are silly ;p

[Big McLargehuge]

i am not a snob i just only drink good stuff ;).

[Big Papa Goat]

actually pop tarts are pretty good, I should go get some

[Dixie]

I'm a total booze snob.
I only want to drink stuff that'll make me fall off bar stools.

[Crimson Ghost]

Carbon Monoxide?

[Dixie]

Got any?

[Crimson Ghost]

I think we should have a booze, pop tart, and carbon monoxide party. I'll bring the Kool-aid.

[Dixie]

Thank you for the kool aid reverend jim
We're glad to leave behind their world of sin
Our lifeless bodies fall on holy ground
Rotting flesh a sacrificial mound
Were you our God or a man in a play who took our applause and forced us to
stay
Now all together we lived as we dead on your command by your side

Sounds like a party!

[Crimson Ghost]

Imagine... Jim Jones and The People's Temple Jonestown Massacre... ICE CAPADES!!!

[Dixie]

That I would like to see.
As long as Reptar is involved,

[Crimson Ghost]

Some "adult" movies would be fun to see on ice (with Reptar of course), but I can understand how that may be cold and dangerous with all those sharp skates around.

[Dixie]

There is that one German adult movie of the guy in the dinosaur suit.
But even I found that creepy.

[Crimson Ghost]

As long as it's not one of those shiza movies.

[Dixie]

I saw no schiesse, just a guy in a dinosaur suit with a dildo and some rough German chicks.
Schiesse videos are not as entertaining as I once thought. One of our friends brought one over the other week and I could only watch about 5 minutes of it. I really think someone was pointing a gun at the chick off camera.

[McClain]

I like red wine, IPA's, MMA, Survivorman, Jolly Ranchers, Ultra Fine Point Sharpie's, basketball, cigarettes, video games and extra-subtle sexual innuendo.

[Dixie]

Notice how McClain comes by when Schiesse videos are mentioned.....

[Crimson Ghost]

The German's are good at some things, but making porn they are not. I still have nightmares about the last one I saw.


McClain, all new Survivorman tonight.

[Dixie]

The worst is the Uma commercials late at night on German TV.
Grandma phone sex lines.
Ughhhhhh

Survivorman makes me wish I had cable.
:(

[Crimson Ghost]

Survivorman is a Canadian. I bet in Canadian porno there is a lot of maple syrup involved, ehh.

[Dixie]

I hope there's bacon in Canadian stag films.
Bacon and snow.

[Crimson Ghost]

Canadian bacon or real bacon?

[Dixie]

Doesn't matter to me, I just want bacon to be involved for some reason.
AL BIDDLE IS THE COOLEST CANADIAN EVER!

[Dixie]

Well almost, the other coolest Canadian is in my avatar.

[Dixie]

Namoura and coffee for breakfast.
Yay!

[Crimson Ghost]

Hmmm... You can never go wrong with bacon, raw or cooked. Your ideas intrigue me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

[Tadao]

http://bayimg.com/image/nalfhaabi.jpg

[Dixie]

That made me happy.

[Maxilor]

That made me sexy.

Also, is it shameful that I find lolcats to be an art form in itself?

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/funny-pictures-cat-explains-law-number-seven-to-you.jpg
"Kitteh"

[Dixie]

INFRACTION!
BOOK EM DANNO!

[Maxilor]

:squigly

I also like this:http://poststuff4.entensity.net/110708/flash.php?media=drawings.flv

[Grislygus]

Top of the food chain right here

[Big Papa Goat]

In response to the earlier discussion about Canadian porn, I can tell you that the bulk of Canadian pornography in fact features this man:
http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/7108/donnewman3ov4.jpg (http://www.imagehosting.com/)
The only sex position involved is called the Upstanding Librarian.
Many Canadians think this is hot.

[Crimson Ghost]

Him and Johnny Canuck.