Meeting lovers on forums

[Tadao]

Has anyone done this here? I met a girl on a different forum and we had a relationship for six months, maybe longer. That was my last girlfriend as a matter of fact. I like it better this way because I base my attraction on their mental rather than their physical.

[MetalMilitia]

As trainman said to his 2 channel - no.

[Dixie]

I tried it once, results weren't so good.
I found the internet is better used for hookups than relationships.

[Crimson Ghost]

Wait wait wait... there are girls on the internet?

[Dixie]

They're only girls when they hit on you, man.
The rest of the time they're probably Tadao.

[Tadao]

:wink

[Crimson Ghost]

OMG OMG!! :love

[Tadao]

I hope to hook up whith Asila and then turn her into an honest women if she can give a decent blowjob. When I say "turn her into an honest woman" I mean "sleep at her place and eat her food and never work".

[glowbelly]

i met dole here and we were all smooshy for just over a year.

[Tadao]

So you two saw each other in the real world as well?

[Asila]

When I say "turn her into an honest woman" I mean "sleep at her place and eat her food and never work".


You know exactly what to say ;)

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

It's never worked for me. Mostly cheap flings.

On a side note, Asila, you're from Northern Miss?

[Esuohlim]

SHRUBFEST GET YOUR BUNS OVER TO THE U.S. POST HASTE

[Sam]

BACK OFF >:

[glowbelly]

So you two saw each other in the real world as well?

yup. he flew over here twice and i flew over there twice.

[Tadao]

:sexy

[Zhukov]

I met my girlfriend on a forum. I think it's a great place to meet people, but not a great place to have a relationship. Unfortunately for us we live ten thousand odd miles apart. I've flown up to meet her once, and she just left from visiting me here. We're looking to give it a chance and make things more lasting, and hopefully I will be there with her again by mid to late 2009 hopefully with some kind of work visa.

It's pretty depressing sometimes but she's a really wonderful person and it's all worth it. Plus she's about ten times out of my league as far as looks and personality go, so I'm not letting that go so easily.

[DevilWearsPrada]

ten thousand? does she live on the moon?

[pac-man]

There are amazon women on the moon.


EDIT: http://lh4.ggpht.com/SithR32/R1zM0jaZ36I/AAAAAAAACWU/LVAhnO6hc2Y/s400/Amazon_women_in_the_moon.jpg

[Zhukov]

Yeah. 10,888 miles. 17,522 Km.

[darqmommy]

i didn't meet my husband in a forum, but in the next-best place: the University anime fan club!!!! wow! there he was, slouched in the blue-tinged darkness under a baseball cap! there i was, trying to think about something else while they were loading Slayers! and then our eyes met!!! it was fate, destiny, foretold in the stars!
and the fat dude eating half a chicken on the front row did not even look up!!!

[MetalMilitia]

You're not another of JakeOfAllTrades' hallucinations are you?

[darqmommy]

really? do i appear that ridiculous and insubstantial?! 0_o

[Dixie]

Ok guys, I get it.
Very funny.

[darqmommy]

what is it?!

[darqmommy]

am i not just allowed to be a really weird geek-lady without people asking questions?!

[ZeldaQueen]

Never had any online relationships. I never really know anyone from online in real life.

[BLEU]

A moderator at a forum I frequented when I was 13 started sending me pics of his cock. He wrote my username on it.

That's the closest I've ever come.

[Zhukov]

Well, keep at it.

[Sam]

DEAR LADIES, I ALWAYS MAKE SURE I WEAR A CONDOM WHEN I GO TO FORUMS BECAUSE I AM ALWAYS LOOKING FOR LOVE AND THE CHANCE TO MAKE IT.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

A moderator at a forum I frequented when I was 13 started sending me pics of his cock. He wrote my username on it.

That's the closest I've ever come.


:wank?

[DevilWearsPrada]

A moderator at a forum I frequented when I was 13 started sending me pics of his cock. He wrote my username on it.

That's the closest I've ever come.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Tim_Buckley NFSW
(as much as I hate E.D., this is all I can find on an eerily similar situation)

Amazingly, he's even worse than the comic is. He's known for being an attention whore (http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Attention_whore) of epic levels, and more notably, a pedo (http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Pedophile). This accusation comes from an incident where he sent a picture of his infantile-sized penis (http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Penis) to an underage girl who frequented his forums (http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Forum). When this got out, he dealt with the situation in a calm and dignified manner, namely banning (http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Ban) everyone who saw it, everyone who heard about it, everyone who even thought about it, everyone who knew something who had heard about it, their famillies and even their pets. None were spared. This event became known as the Lolocaust or RoMicide and made Tim look really totally awesome (http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Stupid).

[ZeldaQueen]

A moderator at a forum I frequented when I was 13 started sending me pics of his cock. He wrote my username on it.

That's the closest I've ever come.
Oh god. That reminds me of an incident that happened around last September. A teacher at my high school was arrested for sexually approaching underage girls online. His username was apparently "OneThickDaddy". He found this girl who he sent lewd images from a webcam and sexual PMs. He then arranged to meet with her. He was caught because the "girl" was actually our community's online police force.

[Tadao]

OneThickDaddy is a great name!

[ZeldaQueen]

I guess that would depend on what kind of a person you are. :\

[Tadao]

An old man who prey on teen girls.

[Sam]

Not if you are ASIAN.

[Tadao]

It's thick to a 13 year old.

[Asila]

OneThickDaddy is a great name!

Don't.

[Sam]

It's thick to a 13 year old.

ONLY IF SHE'S ASIAN.

[Tadao]

Or live in a town were the think solar power and redwood trees are a great mix.

[Sam]

ONLY IF THEY'RE ASI... fucking hippies. >:

[Asila]

Making asian hippies your target demographic, eh Tadao?

[ZeldaQueen]

An old man who prey on teen girls.
Actually, he wasn't that old. Thirties maybe.

His wife taught at that school too. She was "unavailable for comment" when the article on his arrest was released. My mom said that the poor woman probably changed her name and left the district.

[Sam]

SHE WAS PROBABLY GETTING IN ON THAT ACTION TOO WITH KINKY THREESOMES. >:

[Tadao]

Hells yeah, she all guilty and got away with it.

[lumpisan]

I did once it ended horribly i would'nt recomend it

[ZeldaQueen]

SHE WAS PROBABLY GETTING IN ON THAT ACTION TOO WITH KINKY THREESOMES. >:
Could have been, but I don't think the teacher actually "got on" with anybody. Just stuff over the internet.

What was hilarious was how in the article on his arrest, all of these people who knew him (students, friends, etc) kept saying how he was so nice and they couldn't believe he did that.

[Bod]

My Dad's in his 60's and has stacks of dates lined up via Friends Reunited, I'm quite envious.

I had a bf from another forum and though it's good to chat first, people are very good at hiding mental illness on the net, better than real life.

If you've got them on Myspace check stuff like, are all the pics of themselves just taken in their computer rooms with webcams or do they actually have pics of them outside in the real world with real friends.

When you meet people in reality you see their mannerisms and eyes. You may find out if they have any friends and how acquaintances react to them before you get sucked in online.

I would prefer not to pull via the internet again.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Bod, why aren't we myspace friends?

[Bod]

I don't think I have any mockery friends on myspace. Reason one, no one's asked. Reason two, I like to keep this place special from everyone else who knows me in real life or any other forum. But that could change.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I could be your first. It's listed on my mockery profile if you get bored.

[WhiteRat]

The females on the forums I inhabit (various football) are mostly butch dikes. No lovers for me unless I decided to switch to sausage.

[sloth]

i met dole here and we were all smooshy for just over a year.
he was in a hardcore band called abandon ship or something right? I played a show in Belgium and the guy who lent me his drum kit started talking about them. small world, I guess!

anyway, this article (http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Second_Life_sex_causes_divorce&in_article_id=402338&in_page_id=34) confirmed for me that the internet is and forever will be the calloused, pasty underbelly of mankind as far as relationships go.

[Tadao]

Ahahahahahahaaha

[Sparklez]

Yah, I met one of the greatest loves of my life in the internet. Webcam and phone for two years and then what? We decide to meet and ...

He turns out to be a snob and a jerk that thinks hes so high and mighty and treated me like shit :/.

Naw, relationships are better face to face, at least you know how the person really is.

**~Sparklez out~**

[Tadao]

Hey Sparklez darling, would you mind changing your font color to one that doesn't blend into the background?

[Fathom Zero]

I'm obviously not as well spoken in public. I talk slowly and over-annunciate my words. But my sense of humour, vocabulary, and grammar all remain the same. I'm typically more introverted and hang around in the background when in conversations. It makes me an easy-going guy with a tremendous capacity for letting things go.

If I ever met someone on a forum, I'd try and close the physical distance between us as much as possible, say within a state or two. I can't fathom how it would work otherwise.

[DevilWearsPrada]

you'd fathom zero is what you're basically saying

[Fathom Zero]

You're just the card, aren't you, Muffin?

[DevilWearsPrada]

you're a muffin >:

[Sparklez]

Hey Sparklez darling, would you mind changing your font color to one that doesn't blend into the background?

Yeah I changed from that purple to this one, I hope its better. If not then I´ll resign to use white as everyone else. :\

**~Sparklez out~**

[Tadao]

It's much better that's for sure. Ty.


**~Tadao out~**

[Colonel Flagg]

Yah, I met one of the greatest loves of my life in the internet.

Aren't you, like, 15 or something? Just askin'. ;)

[pac-man]

http://images.usatoday.com/Wires2Web/20070401/2770997084_TV_CHRIS_HANSENx.jpg

[Tadao]

Fucking give him an infraction for that please.

[nothing4buddha]

honestly long distance relationships just don't work long term, which is what most of these internet sparks turn into. just a giant fat waste of time :/

[Tadao]

Pfffft my internet lover was a half hour drive away. It's really that women are just physco bitches. That's why relationships don't last.

[Dixie]

I'll let you guys know how this weekend goes.

[Tadao]

Cig gets what I'm saying. I don't want a relationship baby, I just want to love you. :orgasm

[Dixie]

It's all about the sex, my friend.
Tomorrow night I'd better be tied up and spanked til I yell my safeword.

[Fathom Zero]

POTATO

[Dixie]

Ok so Friday night's party was better than expected. I didn't get a chance to scream my safeword, but I was VERY happy with the spankings.

So far so good!

There will be a hot tub involved for Saturday night's festivities.
We'll see how it turns out!

[Tadao]

I'm so proud of you, actually I'm proud of Jim. I'd like him to buy me a beer.

[Dixie]

My ass is still red.
Hahah
I think it's gonna bruise a little!
:D:D:D

[awesome bill]

how do I email my penis?

[executioneer]

you have to reduce it to individual pixels first, i'd recommend a cheese grater

[Dixie]

Ok, last night's party was AWESOME!
I didn't get in the hot tub, and I didn't get spanked, but I almost fell off a stripper pole!
:D
Next weekend is the Naughty Christmas Party.

[Tadao]

I know what I'm getting you for Christmas!

AN STD TEST YOU WHORE!

[Dixie]

I get a full STD panel test every year.
And we only have safe sex.
I'm retarded, but I'm not THAT dumb.

[Tadao]

Oh thank god, I didn't want to get aids from my weekly broomstick anal rape.

[Dixie]

No, you'll just get AIDs from your pet-sitting.

[Tadao]

But I don't pet sit Monkeys!

[Dixie]

You forgot to add "yet".

[Jeanette X]

Mmph.

I met my ex over Match.com. Then he moved the Georgia, got a new gf, and now he won't even friend me on Facebook despite telling me that we could remain friends when we broke up. Fucker.

Had some great cybersex with him though.

[glowbelly]

i dunno why i find cybersex creepy and phone sex acceptable.

[Jeanette X]

i dunno why i find cybersex creepy and phone sex acceptable.

You can only use one hand over the phone. :\

[glowbelly]

speakerphone baby

[Bod]

Phone sex, cycbersex all does nothing to turn me on. Even porn or male strippers, nothing. Maybe I don't have enough imagination? But I need the real sex thing or nothing.

[Tadao]

Not even toys? The guys at the pub must love you!

[Jeanette X]

Maybe I don't have enough imagination?

I'd say so. Try liteerotica.com or something, exercise your imagination and you'll be able to use it for sex. :wank

[Crimson Ghost]

I've been told your love is like bad medicine.

[executioneer]

crimson ghost you are giving love a bad name i think it should sue for slander

[Tadao]

I'm about to do it again, and I met her from here! :conspiracy

[Dimnos]

Isnt ZQ a minor? Dont worry. I wont call the cops.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Take pictures and send them to me. I want details.

[Dimnos]

Is there a market for Japesus porn?

[Dimnos]

You could call it Holy War. :lol

[Fathom Zero]

Kudos, bone daddy.

[Kitsa]

Tadao on To Catch a Predator: "Have a seat, there. Just have a seat."

My ex was from the internet, and that was very bad.

[Tadao]

She is at least able to get into a bar. :p

[Kitsa]

You've really been working-up ZQ all this time? I thought that was a joke. Damn. :hypno

[Fathom Zero]

Ho Ho.

[Tadao]

She is at least able to get into a bar. :p

ZQ can't drink in a bar.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Did you figure out who it was yet?

[Kitsa]

At a certain age you can get in if you don't drink.

Either way it's creepy.

[Tadao]

You'd be surprised how many girls like creeps.

[Dimnos]

So have you done her yet? She wasn't a dead fish was she? That's the worst. >:

[Zhukov]

I met my girlfriend on a forum. I think it's a great place to meet people, but not a great place to have a relationship. Unfortunately for us we live ten thousand odd miles apart. I've flown up to meet her once, and she just left from visiting me here. We're looking to give it a chance and make things more lasting, and hopefully I will be there with her again by mid to late 2009 hopefully with some kind of work visa.

It's pretty depressing sometimes but she's a really wonderful person and it's all worth it. Plus she's about ten times out of my league as far as looks and personality go, so I'm not letting that go so easily.


So she broke up with me last month stating that it was too hard. It really crushed me but I'm weasling my way back into it as we speak.

[elx]

don't, you know better.

[Dimnos]

Says the 16 year old little girl. :lol

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:RIMSHOT

[executioneer]

yeah like most of the people on here have as much sense as a 16-yo girl

[Dimnos]

Most? No. Zhukov? Sure. Ill give him that much. When it comes to the tang? Maybe not.

[Tadao]

I'm not looking for a relationship :rolleyes

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Don't let her think that though. Otherwise you're in like Flynn

[Tadao]

:lol, she knows it's a long distance booty call. We'll go see the Beastie Boys, My Bloody Valentine, Tool, plus many others and have casual sex. It's just a good time is all.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Oh, lol, is this your wife we're talking about?

[Tadao]

I hope not!

:Paranoid

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Quite a ways away then, so it's not on booty speed dial yet I take it?

[Sam]

I KNOW WHO IT IS.

[Kitsa]

I always stand in vague awe of women who are a)not averse to being a booty call or b)are in a mood to be just as exploitative of the fellow involved. More power to you, Mystery Lass.

[Tadao]

I bet it turns out to be Evil Robot >:

[Kitsa]

What if it's Pub? Would you shrug and go to town?

[Tadao]

I would only drink from un-opened bottles.

[Kitsa]

You'd wake up in an alley somewhere with a traffic cone up your ass.

[Dimnos]

Where has Pub been anyway? I havent seen him around. :chatter

[Tadao]

I KNOW WHO IT IS.

So does CIG and Pub, just in case I'm never heard from again.

[Kitsa]

I suspect, but don't know.

[Sam]

I KNOW WHO IT IS.

[Fathom Zero]

I think if I asked, Tadao would tell me. I just don't care.

[Kitsa]

It's you, isn't it, Sam?

[MetalMilitia]

It's Guitar Woman. CASE CLOSED.

[Fathom Zero]

And so ends a chapter in I-Mockery history. But who will pick up the torch? Find out next time on... DRAGONBALL Z.

[executioneer]

I KNOW WHO IT IS.
SAM

[Sam]

IT'S NOT ME

[Tadao]

I WISH IT WAS ;_;

[Sam]

;_________;

[Esuohlim]

IT IS.

IT IS SAM.

IT'S SAM

[Kitsa]

I was thinking it's Bod maybe.

[Colonel Flagg]

ZQ.

[Tadao]

No way, I wouldn't damage ZQ like that. It's not ZQ btw. Some of you might remember dirtyxblonde, she's chill.

I wouldn't want to sully ZQ's good name.

[elx]

that chick with the massive knockers?

[Sam]

THAT IS BEFORE YOUR TIME

[Sam]

ALSO KNOCKERS IS A TERRIBLE TERM, WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT DIRTY MOUTH

[Tadao]

I should wash your mouth out with cock.

[Fathom Zero]

The proper term is "wachungas".

[Sam]

WACHUNGAS IS A TERRIBLE TERM, WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT DIRTY MOUTH

[Fathom Zero]

YOU, YOU TREMENDOUS FGT. WHY CAN'T YOU GET A KICKASS GIRL?

[Sam]

THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW :(

[Tadao]

Because he lives in the fucking forest. Time to get out of there Sam.

[Fathom Zero]

THIS JUST IN, EVERYBODY. SAM LIKES WANGS.

[Sam]

BULLSHIT I LOVE PUSSY

[Fathom Zero]

NUH UH, YOU TOLD ME.

[Sam]

I NEVER SAID NOTHIN LIKE THAT, TOUGH GUY. >:

[Fathom Zero]

Whatever. You should be in Winger.

[Sam]

YOU SHOULD BE IN ROADHOUSE

[Fathom Zero]

I'M NOT AS BLIND AS YOU

[Sam]

THE LADIES WILL BE LIKE "THERE GOES THAT ROADHOUSE"

[Fathom Zero]

THE LADIES WILL BE LIKE "THERE GOES THAT FACEBOOK"

[Sam]

"IT IS SO SLEEPY"

[Dimnos]

I was thinking it's Bod maybe.

That was my guess.

Oh and the best name for the boobs is Pleasure Zeppelins. :orgasm

[Sam]

BOD IS IN CHINA RIGHT NOW

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

DXB with the beehive glasses?

[Tadao]

BOD IS IN CHINA RIGHT NOW

She's back, I know cause I stalk her.

DXB with the beehive glasses?

Glasses yes, Beehive, I don't remember one.

[Kitsa]

He's referring to the "mutant bee face" description.

Did she explicitly say "casual sex ok", or is that something you'll be trying to explain to the officers later?

[Tadao]

:lol, She indeed has stated the she intends to sex me. I decided on visiting her while a festival is in town in case we decide not to so that we will still have fun instead of 3 days of awkwardness.

[Kitsa]

wow. Go whatever-her-name-is-now.

[dirtyxblondexdame]

Yeah, its me :D

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

You're the winner. :)

[The Leader]

Worst prize ever.

[Fathom Zero]

Smoshtapus

[Tadao]

Worst prize ever.

If she collects 3 of me she can trade us in for a Budweiser keychain.

[Kitsa]

Have fun, but not before giving Tadao a swift kick to the crotch for kissing and telling before it's even happened.

[Colonel Flagg]

If she collects 3 of me she can trade us in for a Budweiser keychain.

So you're kind of like S&H green stamps?

[Krythor]

This is the internet equivalent of parents telling their kids not to disturb them later as they will be having sex. Who wants to read this? It's probably given me erectile dysfunction.

[Kitsa]

Tadao just wants people to imagine him boning someone, that's what this all gets back to.

[Tadao]

;)

[Dimnos]

I say bone away good sir.

[Womti]

I have a gigantick boner for maggiekarp, where evar she is

[dirtyxblondexdame]

:P

[Zhukov]

So she broke up with me last month stating that it was too hard. It really crushed me but I'm weasling my way back into it as we speak.

The weasling didn't work out, but she's flying down from Bristol to Sydney in Spetember. I was dreading the awkwardness of wanting to do certian things but not being able to, but she recently just gave me the all clear to go right ahead.

So no getting back together, but at least we get a few more weeks of sex.

This is on topic because we met on a message board.

[kahljorn]

Tadao just wants people to imagine him boring someone, that's what this all gets back to.

:O