My right hand is hairier than my left

[Bad Mr. Frosty]

Why is that? I'm dead serious on this.

[MetalMilitia]

Fapping.

[Dixie]

You're a werewolf.

[Neen]

to be more precise, half a werewolf.

Beware the first-quarter moon.

[Bad Mr. Frosty]

I see. Should I keep away from my loved ones during these next few hours?

But seriously, in my younger teen years I did a fair share of...polishing the rocket, and I believe my right hand was used more than the left, and really it has a bit more hair on the backside of it, and even my arm than my left one. Could the flogging the dolphin be any factor in this?

[Esuohlim]

Threads like these are why I come to Loveline

[Dixie]

If you really love them you'll make them like you.
Make sure you draw blood, it doesn't work unless you break the skin.

[Bad Mr. Frosty]

Okay, I didn't listen last night and I looked at the moon we had. I'm not sure if it was a full moon or not, because within a second of me looking up I blacked out. I woke up this morning with pieces of my family hanging from my mouth, and oddly enough my dick in my right hand :shocked

Any advice on what to do now? I need to clean up the living room first though seeing as thought my parents have company coming in a few hours, and I would find it a bit rude to leave the blood and entrails strewn about the room when they arrive.

[Dixie]

Put the rest in a tupperware container and save it for lunch.

[pac-man]

Shave your hands.

[Big Papa Goat]

I woke up this morning with pieces of my family hanging from my mouth, and oddly enough my dick in my right hand :shocked



Is that what you call your jizz?

[Rot n Roll Pumpkihn]

You should start alternating hands. Maybe your rocket's unleashing the beast, because it aches for a new experience.

[Zhukov]

"pieces of my family"

Yeah, that's a new one to me. I suppose they could be considered that.

[MarioRPG]

Finally, a truthful Loveline thread.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Put the rest in a tupperware container and save it for lunch.



He would be a tupperwarewolf then right?

[Sparklez]

Look , i´ll tell you the truth and im not kidding. Yes fapping did it. Your happy thing there produces testosterone, when you touch it and fap you have all that on your hand and whenever you didnt wash your hand or w/e the testoreone invaded, making all the extra hair grow.

Good news are, you won´t die =D. Unless of course you fap to death which is impossible, I think? O_o;;

**~Sparklez out~**

[pac-man]

Shut up

[Sparklez]

Shut up

Bored are we? Im typing wiseass so technically im not talking. =/ What a loser.

**~Sparklez out~**

[executioneer]

cut off your hands

[executioneer]

BATHE IN YOUR OWN BLOOD

[Colonel Flagg]

:lol

She's pretty good; it took me nearly a month to piss people off this much. :\

(sorry for the off-topic response :( )

[Yggdrasill]

This thread is now Just For Men

[Fathom Zero]

THE BEST THAT MEN CAN GET

[Yggdrasill]

STAY IN THE GAME

[dawnna]

:lol:lol:lol:lol wow i never heard the term flogging the dolphin before! that sounds like some serious meat beating oh my lord lmafao g2g brb gotta potty omfg!

[executioneer]

BATHE IN YOUR OWN BLOOD

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