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Aaarg
Nov 12th, 2008, 09:20 PM
Look out, world!
Asila
Nov 12th, 2008, 09:26 PM
Look at that, a solution to your dog problem
Aaarg
Nov 12th, 2008, 09:27 PM
I haven't got a dog problem.
homor
Nov 12th, 2008, 10:09 PM
i am so tempted to say "you'll shoot your eye out" its hurting.
Aaarg
Nov 12th, 2008, 10:13 PM
If this were four years ago I probably would have, too.
LordSappington
Nov 12th, 2008, 11:15 PM
What kind?
Make a request for one of those Cabela's Bear Safety Kits; it's pretty much a neon orange briefcase with a .40 cal revolver in it.
Best Christmas EVER
Aaarg
Nov 12th, 2008, 11:18 PM
Probably a shotgun.
darkvare
Nov 13th, 2008, 12:49 AM
a BOOMSTICK!!!
pac-man
Nov 13th, 2008, 12:57 AM
How'd you find out you were getting a gun for Xmas?
Aaarg
Nov 13th, 2008, 01:04 AM
My woman said she's getting me a gun, that's how.

I ain't getting shit from my dad.
pac-man
Nov 13th, 2008, 01:05 AM
Makes sense.
Aaarg
Nov 13th, 2008, 01:09 AM
She talks a lot though, so I probably won't get a gun. I'll probably get some sweaters and a Best Buy gift card because when people ask me for gift ideas I just shrug them off.
MetalMilitia
Nov 13th, 2008, 05:30 AM
If I had a gun I'd use it to shoot guitar woman, also for duelling purposes. :posh
Sacks
Nov 13th, 2008, 07:22 AM
Do you live in a place where you can shoot? I mean without going to a boring range.
liquidstatik
Nov 13th, 2008, 09:25 AM
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MarioRPG
Nov 13th, 2008, 09:50 AM
Just remember, shooting someone on Christmas with a new gun is easily written off as an accident.
Esuohlim
Nov 13th, 2008, 10:18 AM
Beat ya to it milhouse ;D

http://img372.imageshack.us/img372/6261/christmasstorybm5.png
Kitsa
Nov 13th, 2008, 12:05 PM
Well, will you look at that.

I'm so damn proud of this forum for not immediately suggesting that he kill himself with it that it brings a tear to my eye.
pac-man
Nov 13th, 2008, 12:07 PM
We're bigger fans of homicide.
Aaarg
Nov 13th, 2008, 12:11 PM
Do you live in a place where you can shoot? I mean without going to a boring range.

Ehhhh Morgantown's about as big a city as West Virginia has, so not quite. I mean, I can drive two hours to my family's house up in the eastern panhandle of WV. We've got eight acres and have never had a problem shooting there before.

Over the summer my girlfriend and I, along with my very drunk father, sat in the grass there for an hour and a half, lighting some old cherry tree's world up.
Bod
Nov 14th, 2008, 01:02 PM
That's right down with the true meaning of Christmas. Baby Jesus will be turning in his tomb, were he dead and so lucky for you all he is risen again. That's right up with when my sister gave my Mum the 'How to Look TEn Years Younger' book for christmas.
Colonel Flagg
Nov 14th, 2008, 03:55 PM
That's right up with when my sister gave my Mum the 'How to Look TEn Years Younger' book for christmas.

Awkwardness - the gift that keeps on giving.
Aaarg
Nov 14th, 2008, 08:45 PM
That's right down with the true meaning of Christmas. Baby Jesus will be turning in his tomb, were he dead and so lucky for you all he is risen again. That's right up with when my sister gave my Mum the 'How to Look TEn Years Younger' book for christmas.

Sorry.

I'm apparently getting a gun for Commercialmas.
Kitsa
Nov 15th, 2008, 12:21 AM
My grandmother gave my brother a package of microwave popcorn for Christmas once.

Usually she gave me sweaters from Dollar General that were made for a much younger child, and we never knew if she genuinely got them for me or just got me confused with one of the other grandkids.
ZeldaQueen
Nov 15th, 2008, 01:17 PM
Usually she gave me sweaters from Dollar General that were made for a much younger child, and we never knew if she genuinely got them for me or just got me confused with one of the other grandkids.

http://applesandalligatorpears.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/bunny-suit1.jpg
Never got you that by any chance, did she?
Kitsa
Nov 15th, 2008, 01:46 PM
Not that I remember. I guess there's one in every family.
ZeldaQueen
Nov 16th, 2008, 03:24 PM
I guess so.

I remember when I was a child, someone gave me a t-shirt as a gift. It had some company name on it, but the company's name was an acronym for "BUM" (can't rememer what it was). I refused to go around with that on my shirt and my mom nearly went nuts trying to tell me that it wasn that kind of "Bum".
Aaarg
Nov 16th, 2008, 04:13 PM
That would be BUM, haha.

http://www.bumequipment.com/info.html
Kitsa
Nov 16th, 2008, 04:51 PM
I used to date a guy who wore all BUM Equip t-shirts. He was, predictably, a tool.

People I used to date are also the reason I stay away from Nissan Altimas. Just bad memories.
Aaarg
Nov 16th, 2008, 05:06 PM
Wait, adults actually wear BUM?
ZeldaQueen
Nov 16th, 2008, 08:04 PM
Ah, that was it.

I only remember the acronym. Didn't know a thing about what it actually stood for.