What Would You Do?? Family Edition!

[MattJack]

So as everyone who hasn't been living under a rock for the last month already knows that two days ago was my birthday.

Well as it turns out I reluctantly went out later that evening with a couple of my friends for a few drinks. Once we made it to the pub we saw some other mutual friends that had just happened to be there. It was a buddy of mine and his fiance. Coincidentally, her birthday is the same as mine (no wai i kno rite) and she was there to celebrate as well.

She has always been kind of a touchy-feely kind of gal, but that night she was blatantly hitting on me when her fiance wasn't around. She drug me off to the side and told me about how she thought I was handsome and how she wanted to do x, y, and z.

I downplayed it like a pro with lines like, "Nah, nahhh, nah. Idk what youre talkn bout."

I ended up going home and just throwing up all over myself in bed. Which looking back it was the better decision.

Now I'm stuck with either:
A) Telling my friend that his fiance is a whore and she was talkin' dirty to me.
B) Acting like nothing ever happened. Just chalk it up to drinks and the like. AKA Mind my business.

My dad and ex-girlfriend said B, but I feel like it's my responsibility to let my buddy know about his fiance.

What would you do?

[Dr. Boogie]

Come on, man.

It's B because nothing happened. She came onto you, you turned her down, that's it. If she's not a totally shameless slut, she'll be grateful that you didn't give in to her drunken flirting, and she'll appreciate your discretion.

[MattJack]

I agree with you.

I suppose there is just a little piece of me that wants to tell my friend to look out. I dunno. I'd want my friends looking out for me in that way, even if it was shitty news, ya know :\

[MetalMilitia]

I'd say B - Unless it happens, like, every time you see her. In which case A.

[Grislygus]

NEITHER

You tell key mutual friends that can keep their fucking mouths shut. That way your buddy's relationship isn't damaged but your ass is covered. You only tell him if you see her pulling that shit with other guys, or, as stated, she tries another go at you

[MattJack]

I told my friends who took me to the bar. I mean they had asked me as soon as I got in the car what was going on. It was blatantly obvious what she was doing.

SO AM I COVERED NOW?

[Grislygus]

hell yaeh, slongs thars witnesses

And as long as they're his friends too

[MattJack]

they are.

CRISIS AVERTED

THNX INTERNET FRIENDS

[Sam]

WHAT WAS X, Y, AND Z?

[MattJack]

take me out to supper, meet my mother, and bake me a delicious cake :(

[Dixie]

Tell your friend man.
Then fuck her.

[Grislygus]

Oh, whatever. Girls always expect guys to suck it up and own up to this kind of shit, but as soon as one of their friends get engaged to (unbeknownst to her) what amounts to a greasy manwhore not one of them will say a thing

To her face, that is, they'll keep talking about how bad her life is gonna suck as soon as her back is turned

[Grislygus]

No, wait, I didn't pay attention the second sentence. Decent plan, actually

[Zomboid]

MAN, YOUS A FAG. IF I WAS U, ID BE ALL UP IN DAT SHITE. I BE POUNDIN HER VADGE LIKE IT AINT NO THANG. SHE BE SAYIN OH OH OH OH OH AND I BE SAYIN HO HO HO HO HO CUZ ITS XMAS 'N SANTA ALWAYS GETS DA BITCHES NAW MEEN

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I had a similiar situation with a friend. Girl A told me Fiance 1 was cheating on my best friend. I ended up telling best friend about Fiance 1. Turns out Girl A is a drama queen and intentionally gave me bad info. I don't hit girls but I've had thoughts about Glocking her Spiel.

I probably wouldn't mention it to your friend. If you do though, downplay it. Hope you had a good birthday besides that.

Cheers to Scorpios brah.

[MetalMilitia]

I don't hit girls but I've had thoughts about Glocking her Spiel.


AKA going Patrick Moore on her ass.

[Zhukov]

Have you thought about talking to her about it? At least then you could get her to reassure you that it was just her making a drunken fool out of herself.

[Zomboid]

OR YOU COULD FUCK HER

[Grislygus]

BENDER OVER GUD IN THE MENS ROOM

[MattJack]

Cheers to Scorpios brah.

Damn str8. I dun even know what Scorpios are about :(

I just imagine my sign looking like Scorpion from MK.

Have you thought about talking to her about it? At least then you could get her to reassure you that it was just her making a drunken fool out of herself.

Man, she would act like she has no idea what I'm talking about. That's how women work. She'd save as much face as possible. At least I'd hope so.

If she started confessing her love for me, well, then I'd have a straight tragedy on my hands.

I'm going US Military on her. Don't ask. Don't tell.

[Grislygus]

Attaboy

[Dimnos]

I didnt read much other than Mattjacks OP because I really dont care but... If it was just the one time then yea B. However if she has ever even hinted at it any other time then its not just the drinks and you do owe it to your buddy to tell him his girl is a hoe. This is all under the assumption that he is your better friend and she is just the chick he is getting hitched to. If its the other way around and she is your better friend and he is just the dude she is getting hitched to then you dont owe him shit and you should hit that before it gets tied down.

[Grislygus]

That really hits me where I live, bra, fuckin beautiful an shit

[glowbelly]

you live in a bra?!!?!!

[Tadao]

Stay the fuck out of it MJ. He will always choose pussy over you. That's how it goes. Either way you are gonna lose cause the bitch got him hooked. Might as well leave him to his misery and find a new friend.

[MattJack]

I haven't talked to either of them since all of this :lol

I just hope my friends let me know that my girl is a s*ut :(

I can take it :(

[Sam]

I HATE TO TELL YOU THIS... BUT... SHE CAN TAKE... IT.... TOO... :(

[Sam]

That's just how I would break it. :(

[Crimson Ghost]

Tell your friend man.
Then fuck her.

I agree. Tell him to cover yourself. If you don't tell, you break man-law. Then you ask to prove it to him with x, y, and z. No, not with him, with her.

[Tadao]

Man-law. Fuck that shit. That sounds gay.

[Perndog]

Yeah, isn't man-law some kind of prison bitch thing?

[pac-man]

I remember it being a short lived series of beer commercials.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I85vo9FTG8s

[Crimson Ghost]

They way I see it: Would you want to know? Would he be pissed at you if he found out you knew and didn't tell him? Is it wrong to fuck your friend's girlfriend? Sure, but there's nothing wrong with it if he's not your friend. There is a razor's edge of right and wrong. Maybe drugs are the answer.

[bigtimecow]

crimson, you're reminding me of this morning radio show around boston called "the hillman morning show." they have these contests for "men" to win "manly things" like to get one of their rooms all "manned out" with a bunch of "manly sports things" so they can "be men" and tell their wives to "cook manly steaks for them" because "men and women have specific priorities no matter who they are or what they do with their lives because it's all predetermined"

AKA YOU'RE A FAGGOT

NAW MEEN
:lol