Big fat fucking piece of shit!

[Tadao]

I was fucking huge. I think my asshole ripped a little.

[Colonel Flagg]

Shit out a log?

[Dixie]

Stretch it with both hands next time.

[Sam]

YOU SHOULD HAVE LUBED IT UP FIRST, TROOPER.

[Rot n Roll Pumpkihn]

Was it bigger than Bono?

[DeadKennedys]

The subtle absence of a "t" after the "I" indicates to me that he just finished sodomizing himself.

[Tadao]

O Damn! Lolz

[kahljorn]

Big fat fucking piece of shit! I was fucking huge.;o YOU STILL ARE BUDDY

[seesawbooy]

best thread name ever

[Zbu Manowar]

We need a gif of the Bono Shit South Park episode where Randy slides up a turd. That's the only way this thread could get better.

[Bod]

I find that if you feel a big one coming, you can make it narrower. I'm not quite sure how to explain how but I can't be the only person in the world to do it.

[spazboy]

GENERALLY AFTER COMING THE BIG ONES WILL TEND TO GET THINNER NATURALLY. IT IS PART OF NATURE'S WAR ON MY SELF ESTEEM I THINK.

[Uncle_Sham]

Why did you start a thread about zomboid

[ZeldaQueen]

I have these weird images in my head now and I can't stop laughing. Great. Now I've got something to think about before I go to sleep.