Bahmo the Asspie

[Tadao]

Private Message: Quit While You're Ahead

Repeated jeering at my mental disorder will get you reported to the mods, just so you know. I advise you to excercise restraint.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaaha OMG OMG OMG hahahahahahaha

You fucking dumb emo piece of shit.

[Tadao]

I'm sorry mods, you know this isn't like me at all. I have always been a very nice person and you have always respected me for that. I guess I got out of hand :( I shall quit while I'm ahead!

[RaNkeri]

First Blood!

[Kitsa]

Jaysus.

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/imockeryfordummies.jpg

[Esuohlim]

I will see to it that Tadao is banned post haste

One small step towards making the internet a safer place for crybaby fags

[Grislygus]

Awwwsheeeit

Antisocial behavior, and a tendency towards right-brained thinking. I know because I am one. Oh, and there's only one "S" in "Aspie."

GUESS WHAT

GUESS WHAT

THAT'S NOT WHAT ASPERGERS IS




that's called being loooonely
and bitter

Assessed by an expensive medical team, were you? Controlled by singleminded, obsessive-compulsive like fixations that destroy any chance of you functioning in real life, are you?

Funny thing, that Dennis Leary guy talked about you in his new book!

[Grislygus]

"Uuurhgh, mah momma siad I's special and people made fun o me, I take things specifically, iss naw mah fault nobody likes me, Ah gots a condition"

[DeadKennedys]

Goddamnit, not again

alright guys let's put our powers together and show this tiny baby what we think of asspies vets and mods i'm gonna need a hand on this one it's all or nothing this time

[Grislygus]

Wait, how do I d
this JESUS CHRIST where am I Okay, wait, I got it, we're on the ball here but we gotta wait on the big guns until he spews bullshit about having "low-level assburgers"

[Dixie]

Ass pie?
Where?
Did you bring enough for all of us?

[Tadao]

It's funny how they get drawn to me. Maybe JOAT told them all that I have the cure!

[Dixie]

Maybe one of them thinks he can melt your heart and then you'll turn into Sporticus and take them away on your big sports blimp of love.

[Dixie]

http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/s/sportacus1.jpg

[Kitsa]

I think a cure would be the last thing someone wallowing in a disorder would want.

[Dixie]

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f62/racheldetroit/RawAssPie.jpg

[Tadao]

Basic Information on Autism

Autism is a mental disease that causes its sufferers to run away from any place where people are socializing, have strict routines of random bullshit, and act like an overall fucktard. Many Autistic children never learn to speak, their parents say it's because they have nothing to say, but really they hate everyone. Autistic children will never grow out of their retardation, but rather change their symptoms throughout their miserable lives. This makes it difficult to say what Autistic children will do. Although articles about Autism mention Autistic children, it is important to realize that because Autism is permanent, its sufferers remain retards as adults. What can be said for sure about what Autistic retards will do is between the ages of 4 (most are diagnosed around this time even though their parents see the symptoms as early as 2) to 20 they will rarely speak, will have meltdowns constantly, throw and break things, ask their parents why they don't kill their younger siblings, have highly disturbed fantasies of violence, draw disturbed pictures of violence, beat the crap out of siblings and peers, make disturbed threats, act like a toddler, view every single person as an object, not realize their imaginary friends are real (Autistitards can't have an imagination so they must actually be hearing voices), focus all their attention on one part of an object resulting in weird sights such as spinning the wheel on a toy car over 9000 times (Muslims must be Autistic because they only focus on one part of a woman), and embarrass their families in public (sometimes by masturbating).

In addition to their apathy, suffers of Asperger's Syndrome are extremely aroused by girls. They like girls so much, and they don't know what their feelings are, that they will get themselves arrested for sexual harassment; except law enforcement accepts Asperger's Syndrome as a defense.
[...]
This information about Asspies has been known for some time, but Asspies have been very sucessful in persuading the media not to release it. That is, until J. Arturo Silva [1] wrote papers about the link between Autism and violence. Needless to say, Asperger's sufferers and Asspie lovers got extremely butthurt and went on rants[2] about how he was destroying Asperger's Syndrome awareness and was about to create a "dark age" for Asspies. In reality, he was increasing awareness by letting innocent people know of the dangers they face around Asspies. And really, what these fat, lazy, imaginary disease having fuckwits need is a good old fashioned Dark Age, amirite?

[Dixie]

http://citizenx.org/wp-content/retard.jpg

[RaNkeri]

I love it how the title of this thread sounds like a name of a lame cartoon mascot designed to lecture kids about aspergers

Like,

Bahmo the Bear, a bear with aspergers
or
Bahmo, the asspie armadillo

[Dixie]

Common Symptoms


Overall state of public fucktardery (http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Fucktard) without caring that everyone hates you.
Telling various sob stories (http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Sob_Story) about being misunderstood/discriminated against.
Threatening to commit suicide in order to get attention.
Masturbating to 16 year old girls (http://encyclopediadramatica.com/16_year_old_girls) during Government/History class.
Raping (http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Anti-lulz) 15 year old German girls in the woods.
Mumbling about paranoid fantasies involving ninja (http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Asian) Nazis.
Talking like a five year old (http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Dog) boy with a robotic accent.
Homosexuality (http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Homosexuality)
Dressing up as a Disney (http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Retard) princess.
Thinking that everyone else is the one with the problem. (http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Myspace)
Displaying extreme aggression (http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Islam) toward other people.
Yelling sexual harassment (http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Rape) when touched by a hot girl.
Running around like a retard claiming superiority (http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Attention_Whore) to everyone. If you have any of these signs, than you are very likely an Asspie (http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Sick_Fuck).

You are ugly (http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Ugly).
You are an otherkin (http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Otherkin).
You are a furry (http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Furry).
You didn't masturbate (http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Masturbate) until you were 16.
You started masturbating (http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Masturbating) in the crib.
You like using your XBox (http://encyclopediadramatica.com/XBox) more than being with your friends.
You get a bwnner when you read "Sad Case of the Asspie Mind."
You beat the crap out of your sister (http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Pwn) and tell your parents to kill her.
You talk about killing people (http://encyclopediadramatica.com/VT) who were two decibels too loud while you were reading about your "special talent" in words that make you sound like a blood god cultist of khorne.
Seeing a girl that is hawt (http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Hawt) and walking up to her and putting your hand up her shirt.
You are aroused by rape (http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Rape).
You frequently create your own norms and rules rather than accept those accepted by society. Because you're right. Always. You ARE right. The other people are WRONG. (http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Lie)Straight from Encyclopedia Dramatica
:D

[Dixie]

You are aroused by rape (http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Rape).
Oh shit.
I'm an asspie guys.....

[Dixie]

Bahmo's not coming back
:(

[darkvare]

lol when someone with aspie leaves a new aspie person gets here to replace it just like a hydra lol

[pac-man]

Ass pie

[Dixie]

Bring on the next one!

[executioneer]

lol when someone with aspie leaves a new aspie person gets here to replace it just like a hydra lol

we gotta figure out a way to metaphorically cauterize the neck-stumps

[DeadKennedys]

Oh shit.
I'm an asspie guys.....

http://www.moli.com/ext_images/fv_grease_2_.jpg

Tell me more, tell me more

[Dixie]

I seem to have some of the symptoms.
But who among you is not aroused by rape?
Come on, I can't be the ONLY one.

[Dixie]

BAHMO JUST POSTED!
BAHMO POST HERE!
WE NEED YOUR INSIGHT!
AM I AN ASSPIE BECAUSE I LIKE RAPE?

[Tadao]

Shhhh! Be careful or we might all get into trouble!

[Dixie]

But since I might be one it's ok for me to ask right?

[Grislygus]

Right, after all you do have a tendency towards right-brained thinking, and that's half the diagnosis right there :lol

[Dixie]

Does it still count if I can't tell my right from my left half the time?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/november/Buy-CiG-A-count.jpg

[Grislygus]

Absolutely, it's not like Aspergers Syndrome is a socially and mentally crippling variant of autism or anything, right

[Dixie]

I can see you reading this thread Bahmo......

[Bahmo]

You damn right I am, foo, and you get yo asses slammed, now! :domo

[Dixie]

I like rape

[Grislygus]

Yeeeees?

[Bahmo]

I will see to it that Tadao is banned post haste

One small step towards making the internet a safer place for crybaby fags

I haven't "whined" about a damn thing, you fucker, and now you call me a fag, too? Are you aware how many possibly real homosexual posters you're dissing in the process? That's utterly out of line. I'm behaving; you people are the bad ones. You seem to not only have an utter contempt for people of a different mentla condition, but a preoccupation with dwelling upon that contempt. I, meanwhile, have not even spoken about having a mental condition until Tadao brought it up. So no, I am hardly falling back on my disorder to gain sympathy, but it's pretty clear who's less hateful here.

[Tadao]

You damn right I am, foo, and you get yo asses slammed, now! :domo

The great thing about Asspies is that they are funny when they are serious and sad when they think they are funny. It's a win win. I also love watching jokes fly over their head. An Asspie on a mock site..... God truly does love us here. :Asspieemoticonneeded

[Grislygus]

Oh shit, Milhouse just got crushed

[Grislygus]

TADAO YOU GET IN ON THAT TADAO HATE THREAD RIGHT NOW, WE GOTTA RUMBLE

[Dixie]

I haven't "whined" about a damn thing, you fucker, and now you call me a fag, too? Are you aware how many possibly real homosexual posters you're dissing in the process. That's utterly out of line. I'm behaving; you people are the bad ones.
As a partially homosexual poster on this forum, I am not offended.
Fag.
I LIKE RAPE

[Bahmo]

You people are jerks. I loved this site until I saw the forums. What a bunch of hateful scum.

[Tadao]

EMO FAG

[Dixie]

There's a good reason people don't come to the forums.
Can't take the heat, don't defend yourself with that asspie nonsense.

[Dixie]

Fag.

[Tadao]

TADAO YOU GET IN ON THAT TADAO HATE THREAD RIGHT NOW, WE GOTTA RUMBLE

I think it is an avatar thread now. But you can still vote to ban me if you can find it!

[Tadao]

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/6/6d/HannahCapps-Assburgers.jpg/300px-HannahCapps-Assburgers.jpg

[Dixie]

There is no pity here.
No one can hear you scream at i-mockery.
Or maybe they just don't care.

[Bahmo]

Humanity has degenerated then. Pity for underdogs is what separates humans from the nature-red-in-tooth-and-claw. Setting up a refuge for monstrous tendencies to thrive is a bad idea.

[Tadao]

Awesome poetry emo fag.

[Dixie]

Is that your left brain or your right brain talking?

[Bahmo]

At least I have a brain!

[Dixie]

I'm very disappointed.

[Grislygus]

Maybe you should return it for a refund

[DeadKennedys]

Does it still count if I can't tell my right from my left half the time?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/november/Buy-CiG-A-count.jpg

I'm getting aroused by rape right now. I GUESS THAT MAKES ME AN ASSPIE TOO HUH GUYS

Pity for underdogs is what separates humans from the nature-red-in-tooth-and-clawI don't know what you just said but I'm a fucking animal. im a hot blooded killer don't back me into a corner i'm like a lynx mess with the bull you get the horns only the strongest will live it's survival of the fittest b*tchesaspbergers isn't real

[Neen]

I haven't "whined" about a damn thing, you fucker, and now you call me a fag, too? Are you aware how many possibly real homosexual posters you're dissing in the process?

You're a raging homophobe and you know it.

[Guitar Woman]

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/1/1a/CWCSweetTransvestite.JPG/800px-CWCSweetTransvestite.JPG

[DeadKennedys]

Whoa, a Dreamcast

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I'm having trouble seeing out of my eyes now.

[Guitar Woman]

Well, I'm glad that you have looked upon the face of autism and burned it into your brain.

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/WebJunk/Assburger.jpg

This is coming in handy.

[Supafly345]

Bahmo is a character of mine you guys. You're all so stupid for falling for it.

[Tadao]

Or you make a great asspie.

[Supafly345]

At least I have a brain!

[Tadao]

lolwut

[Asila]

At least I have a brain!

:\

[LordSappington]

So, besides from being an excuse for whiners, what does Aspergers do?
Wait...

[Fathom Zero]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1c14Z0YUTU

[Tadao]

That belongs in bad songs by good bands.

[Fathom Zero]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0coJxNgASs

[Lord Lonic]

For those curious to see Bahmo's picture:

http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa82/Fawful5/100_2608.jpg

That snake gonna get raped

and no, I don't know him irl, I found this shit on that Donkey Kong forum he talks about.

Happy Thanksgiving.

[AChimp]

I guess being an asspie also makes you look like a hobo.

[LordSappington]

An admittedly well dressed hobo.

[pac-man]

He's on LSD.

[Fathom Zero]

And teeth the color of burning campfire marshmallows.

[Neen]

http://blog.columbusalive.com/Sensory/geico_l.jpg

[Colonel Flagg]

I knew I'd seen him before!

[pac-man]

http://blog.columbusalive.com/Sensory/geico_l.jpg

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