who would you punch?

[george]

was fred durst:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7a/Fred_Durst_by_David_Shankbone.jpg/220px-Fred_Durst_by_David_Shankbone.jpg

looking for someone to hate just on their undeserved fame enough to hit!

[glowbelly]

is this like a fight club thing?

[Dixie]

Yukiko

[Grislygus]

Hey now, Sam's characters are cool

[Crimson Ghost]

If it is I would fight myself or Mother Teresa, dead or alive.

[Dixie]

There's no way that's Sam.
I'm guessing MM or GW.

[liquidstatik]

..

[Grislygus]

I want to believe that it's Sam

[Grislygus]

Mattjack's cool, tho

[Crimson Ghost]

I like turtles.

[Tadao]

I'd cunt punt glowbelly

[Dixie]

I can accept the MattJack possibility.

[glowbelly]

for general jealous: and you'd lose a shoe >:

[Tadao]

for general jealous: and you'd lose a shoe >:

I thought you said you had a c section?

[glowbelly]

babies aren't the only thing that stretch out vaginas, tadao. huge giant throbbing cocks do, too. the kind that don't look like yours >:

[glowbelly]

ps i would punch george bush in the belly button

[Tadao]

:x

[Crimson Ghost]

Oh Snap!

[Dixie]

http://alansblog.co.uk/images/ohsnap.gif

[Tadao]

Totally :tear

[Bahmo]

Tadao. Also Jar Jar Binks--no, actually, Jar Jar I'd just kill.

[Tadao]

Feel the hate build up inside you burning you like my hot semen in your throat.

[Kitsa]

tadao, what the hell is this thing with you and glowbelly?

[Tadao]

Love hate and angry angry sex.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Andy Dick for taking Phil Hartman away from the world.

[Kitsa]

Any of those stupid Disney preteen celebrities.

Any "celebutant".

Anyone who doesn't have a disease but gloms onto someone else's for the attention and sympathy, or "do gooder" credit.

[pac-man]

was fred durst:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7a/Fred_Durst_by_David_Shankbone.jpg/220px-Fred_Durst_by_David_Shankbone.jpg

looking for someone to hate just on their undeserved fame enough to hit!

When did Fred Durst transform into Phil Collins?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Bono needs the Fisticuffs too.

[Kitsa]

Oh, shit yes. Bono bigtime. And that The Edge guy too, while we're at it.

[Guitar Woman]

Trent Reznor

[executioneer]

who WOULDN'T i punch

[Kitsa]

Any sanctimonious hollywood type who thinks their opinion counts double due to their fame.

[george]

i thought it was time to retire fred when i realized he looks evven older than i do.

i wanted to punch mccain for awhile there, seeing as how he could not even raise his arms in self defense, and scream "ditty mao john mccain, you shitty pirot and ruse erection to a brak man"

but it all seems anti climactic now.

[dirtyxblondexdame]

my god i have a HUGE list of people i want to punch.....

---my boss for pulling the "i'm the manager" card at all the wrong times

---my 50 year old female coworker for acting like she's 20 AND for dressing like a lumberjack lesbian (that's her nickname)

---paris hilton, lindsay lohan, all those skanks (for obvious reasons)

---my adopted mom for being a pathological liar and for treating me like shit for the last 27 years (thank god for my awesome stepmom)

---my ex for dating a dirty hippie girl after me and thinking she is a step up (i'm not conceited, but NO SHE IS NOT)

---the guy i'm currently fucking around with for being so committment phobic

---the guy i wish i was fucking around with for sending me dirty pictures but always being unavailable

..........and there's many more.

[McClain]

Sandra Bernhard.

[Kitsa]

*sullen grumble*

[Tadao]

People who don't wear pink ribbons on cancer awareness month.

[MrSmiley381]

I'd punch my ex. Right in the FACE.

Maybe not the face, probably the stomach.

[Kitsa]

shut up tadao

[Sam]

There's no way that's Sam.

THERE WAS SO MUCH EVIDENCE TO PROVE OTHERWISE. >:

[kahljorn]

This stupid electrician >:

The other day i came home and he was in my house because he decided to climb in through the window ;/
today his ladder is on my balcony. I think it'd be funny to bring his ladder inside...

[Kitsa]

kahljorn: I can tell you from my own field research that removing a ladder can be very effective.

I was about 14 and babysitting my brother and his friend, 5 years younger. They were playing in the yard and I went inside to answer the phone. Just as I made it to the phone, I heard thumping overhead. I grabbed the cordless and ran outside and the idiots were running laps on a 2 story roof in August.

I screamed at them to get down and they made fun of me. I thought I was going to have a stroke, watch them fall to their deaths or both. Finally I ran over and took away the ladder they'd propped up to climb to the garage roof and from there to the house.

Funny how fast they wanted down then.

In retrospect I should have called the cops or something and put them through hell.

[kahljorn]

lol i told my wife about it and she yelled at him and he made a face like :O

then she felt bad and wanted me to tell him that next time maybe he could ask before he invades our privacy/trespasses so i did he he was all I THOUGHT WE WERE COOL I GUESS YOU DONT CARE ABOUT MY SAFETY
I'm leaving, I won't bother you again.

the last time when he climbed in through our window our landlord was there and we told him and the landlord said, "Hey, kiddo, come here i need to talk to you" and they are the same age i thought that was hilarious

[Ploxtrot]

I'd punch everyone in those stupid Cash 4 Gold commercials.

[Damn Dirty Hippopotamus]

I don't know why, but every member that belongs to Hawthorne Heights is the first thing that came to mind.

[Damn Dirty Hippopotamus]

I'd punch everyone in those stupid Cash 4 Gold commercials.
Seconded.

[george]

i once got really drunk and jumped off my roof and busted up my ankles cause i thought someone had stolen my ladder.

it was just on the other side of the house.

[Kitsa]

My uncle fell backwards off a ladder once and shattered both of his heels.

He had to recuperate at my grandmother's house for months.

[Dimnos]

I knew a guy that missed a step on a ladder and shot straight down. His wedding ring caught something on the way down and ripped his finger off at the knuckle. He just a finger stump.

[Colonel Flagg]

Billy Mays. 'nuff said.

[Kitsa]

Did you see that he's hawking health insurance now?!?!?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7d85T4OfqA

[Tadao]

:x

[Dimnos]

lol

[george]

i worked with a guy that looked just like billy mays, and i would go "clean it with the power of oxygen!!!" every time i saw him.

he hated me.

[Colonel Flagg]

Did you see that he's hawking health insurance now?!?!?

Yes.

Sweet Jesus, if it doesn't move for 5 seconds he'll try to sell it. And if you act RIGHT NOW, he'll DOUBLE THE OFFER!!! :hypno

Matthew Lesko is another one. I daydream that a giant question mark will chase after and strangle him. FREE MONEY!!!! :x

EDIT: And the "Super Shammy" guy. What a shyster!

[Bahmo]

Jim Carey. I motherfucking hate Jim Carey. He thinks he's funny just because he dramatically exagerates the volume and tone of his voice in a lot of his movies. You meet somebody who talks like that in real life, you want to slap him across the fucking mug to calm him down, or at least tell him to lay off the coffee.

[Ploxtrot]

EDIT: And the "Super Shammy" guy. What a shyster!
I hate Vince for stealing Billy Mays' Zorbees and re-naming them.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Yes.

Matthew Lesko is another one. I daydream that a giant question mark will chase after and strangle him. FREE MONEY!!!! :x




I figured they would at least have a segment on....Let's go with Robot Chicken...where the Riddler beats Lesko up for infringing on his costume.

[corpexec44]

I'd like to punch my pot dealer for the extra seeds in my 1/2 oz......

[Tadao]

I once weighed the seeds and stems I got, (along time ago we had those) and got a refund in weight.

[Muscle_Bomber_Uno]

I'd punch Soulja Boy for being such a terrible rapper.

How did he become a fad, exactly?

[Kitsa]

I forgot about Evanescence.

[Colonel Flagg]

Any televangelist. I won't discriminate.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Any televangelist. I won't discriminate.


Hahahaha, agreed!

[TheBigMan045]

The people who think movies like Epic movie are funny
Whoever thought that Televangilsts were a good idea at 6 in the morning (even if i go to sleep at 4 while drunk ill wake up at that time every time)
Any person involved in High School Crapsical
White Power members (not black power as they are a large gang in nz)
Neo Nazis
Rappers who think that saying "Yeah" every 5 seconds and nothing else makes them cool
Especially Soulja Boi for writing his own name on his sunglasses LEARN SOME F**KING GRAMMAR YOU TURD GURGLING FUDGE PACKER

Thats better

[Sparklez]

Paris Hilton obviously =)

[Ploxtrot]

Paris Hilton obviously =)
says the chick with the purple text and stars all over the place. :lol

[awesome bill]

Muhammad Ali. Bragging rights forever.

[pac-man]

No, no bragging rights for hitting an old man with Parkinson's Disease. And, honestly, he'd probably still beat most of us to the punch.

[Sam]

You'd have a much easier time hitting Michael J. Fox.

[pac-man]

Yeah, and he's more deserving.

[Kitsa]

Numerous people on QVC.

[Shrubfest]

All but one of my lecturers.
BECAUSE THEY DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND THE NEED FOR SLEEP.

[pac-man]

Not Vinnie Jones
http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=7061

[Colonel Flagg]

All but one of my lecturers.
BECAUSE THEY DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND THE NEED FOR SLEEP.

Hey, I resembled that remark. Once. :\

[dawnna]

everyone in the 700 club
amy lee
dave mustaine
soulja boy
all american rejects
the editors at cosmo
the creators of spongebob
:|

[DevilWearsPrada]

I like spongebob :(

[Fathom Zero]

James Garner

[Colonel Flagg]

Hey, the Rockford Files ROCKS.

[Fathom Zero]

I figured I'd be able to put him out of his old misery. :(