Time to go 1-up on the turducken...

[Durin]

...with the turbaconducken

http://bacontoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/all-raw-wrapped-assembled-front.jpg


Tis a chicken wrapped in bacon stuffed inside of a duck stuffed in bacon stuffed inside of a turkey which is wrapped in bacon.

I'm generally a forum lurker but I saw this and decided that the good people if I-mockery needed to know. After all, the Turducken is delicious, as is bacon. Therefore, by combining them, you get something even more delicious. If you need even more proof, bacon wrapped chicken is tasty. Chicken is a type of bird, and the same goes for duck and turkey, which means a bacon wrapped duck or turkey should also be tasty.


Happy Thanksgiving!

[Mockery]

Ha, thanks for sharing that. We had our first turducken last year and it was pretty interesting. Can't say I'd indulge in this thing though since I'm not a fan of bacon. However, I know quite a few people who will salivate uncontrollably at the mere sight of that photograph.

[RaNkeri]

Bacon is awesome :rock

[Tadao]

It is not often that I am speechless.

[pac-man]

It reminds me of the true meaning of Thanksgiving.

[Nick]

I feel so fat by just having looked at this picture.

[george]

can i have sex with it?

[executioneer]

now they just need to batter it and deep fry the whole thing

[Kitsa]

Tofurkey is bad and most soy bacon is bad. I wonder if two wrongs could make a right.

[Sacks]

It almost looks like a headcrab.

[McClain]

At first glance I thought it was a deer fetus or something.

[Dimnos]

I'm not a fan of bacon.


:( Not possible! :shocked Inconceivable! :eek Life without bacon? :suicide

[Ploxtrot]

Tofurkey is bad and most soy bacon is bad. I wonder if two wrongs could make a right.
I don't think so :lol

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I almost threw up when I saw that......to make room for more.

It looks like what Pinhead from Hellraiser would eat for Thanksgiving.

[Tadao]

Don't forget breakfast!

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Denny%27s-Bucket.jpg

[Durin]

Don't forget breakfast!

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Denny%27s-Bucket.jpg

You forgot the glass of bacon juice there.

[Dimnos]

I assumed the eggs were floating on the bacon juice.

[LordSappington]

How long do you think it takes to wrap a chicken in bacon?

[Evil Robot]

Can something like that even cook all the way through? Wont the duck be cold and the bacon burned?

[Tadao]

I think you can cook it at the lowest safe temp for a long time and it would be juicy as hell.

[DevilWearsPrada]

I read it as turboconductor and was all 'wtf?'

[Grislygus]

Looks like a cross between a headcrab and an octopus

[MattJack]

I wish I could live 500 years just so I could see the evolution of this dish :(

Just imagine if a new meat was added every year :tear

[Grislygus]

Next they'll shove the whole thing up a sheep's ass and roast it

[MattJack]

I think they should sew steaks on top of the bacon

[Ploxtrot]

I think they should sew steaks on top of the bacon
and add more bacon on top of it.

[Kitsa]

I had a fucked-up dream last night.

In it, I was cooking a chicken. It looked like the kind of whole roasting chicken you'd get at the supermarket, except it had a head on it. I thought it was dead and I was putting it into the oven to cook it, and then it got up out of the pan and started running around on these tragic little drumstick legs.

And I realized with horror that it was sentient, and now I couldn't possibly cook the poor thing, but then how could it live with no feet or innards? So I was chasing it around trying to figure out what I was going to do.

In the end, in the dream, I picked it up and shoved it in the oven and hoped it would die fast.

My mom asked why I didn't chop off the head. In the dream that never once occurred to me.

[Neen]

I had to cook a chicken once in high school. There wasn't killing, plucking or deheading. But there was gutting and such, which I could stand. At one point I had to break up the joints by bending them in the opposite direction, and I couldn't stand the feeling of it. I failed the course... of course.

[Evil Robot]

At the center of it should be a white castle hamburger.

[There's A Bat]

I seriously wouldn't mind eating a turkey made entirely out of bacon. If it's possible to make such a thing.

[pac-man]

At the center of it should be a white castle hamburger.

:lol

[awesome bill]

I wish I could live 500 years just so I could see the evolution of this dish :(

Just imagine if a new meat was added every year :tear

I think they should sew steaks on top of the bacon

Bacon and steaks are shortcuts, it's all about whole animals.
chicken>duck>turkey>pig>cow>elephant>whale
Then toss that sunnuva bitch in a volcano.
Fry until golden brown and delicious.

[pac-man]

I'd say that that is completely ridiculous, but I probably would have said the same about a bacon wrapped turducken before it actually happened.

[Tadao]

Ladies and Gentleman!
I present to you!
THE MEAT SHIP!

http://hottestsnaps.blogspot.com/2009/02/meat-ship-made-out-of-20-sausages-48.html

[Durin]

Ladies and Gentleman!
I present to you!
THE MEAT SHIP!

http://hottestsnaps.blogspot.com/2009/02/meat-ship-made-out-of-20-sausages-48.html

And what do ya know, Easter is just around the corner...

[Babs]

IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!