View Full Version : Time to go 1-up on the turducken...
Durin
Nov 25th, 2008, 01:52 AM
...with the turbaconducken
http://bacontoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/all-raw-wrapped-assembled-front.jpg
Tis a chicken wrapped in bacon stuffed inside of a duck stuffed in bacon stuffed inside of a turkey which is wrapped in bacon.
I'm generally a forum lurker but I saw this and decided that the good people if I-mockery needed to know. After all, the Turducken is delicious, as is bacon. Therefore, by combining them, you get something even more delicious. If you need even more proof, bacon wrapped chicken is tasty. Chicken is a type of bird, and the same goes for duck and turkey, which means a bacon wrapped duck or turkey should also be tasty.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Mockery
Nov 25th, 2008, 02:40 AM
Ha, thanks for sharing that. We had our first turducken last year and it was pretty interesting. Can't say I'd indulge in this thing though since I'm not a fan of bacon. However, I know quite a few people who will salivate uncontrollably at the mere sight of that photograph.
RaNkeri
Nov 25th, 2008, 02:48 AM
Bacon is awesome :rock
Tadao
Nov 25th, 2008, 03:13 AM
It is not often that I am speechless.
pac-man
Nov 25th, 2008, 03:22 AM
It reminds me of the true meaning of Thanksgiving.
Nick
Nov 25th, 2008, 03:31 AM
I feel so fat by just having looked at this picture.
george
Nov 25th, 2008, 06:34 AM
can i have sex with it?
executioneer
Nov 25th, 2008, 06:40 AM
now they just need to batter it and deep fry the whole thing
Kitsa
Nov 25th, 2008, 07:28 AM
Tofurkey is bad and most soy bacon is bad. I wonder if two wrongs could make a right.
Sacks
Nov 25th, 2008, 09:10 AM
It almost looks like a headcrab.
McClain
Nov 25th, 2008, 09:12 AM
At first glance I thought it was a deer fetus or something.
Dimnos
Nov 25th, 2008, 09:55 AM
I'm not a fan of bacon.
:( Not possible! :shocked Inconceivable! :eek Life without bacon? :suicide
Ploxtrot
Nov 25th, 2008, 12:48 PM
Tofurkey is bad and most soy bacon is bad. I wonder if two wrongs could make a right.
I don't think so :lol
10,000 Volt Ghost
Nov 25th, 2008, 05:45 PM
I almost threw up when I saw that......to make room for more.
It looks like what Pinhead from Hellraiser would eat for Thanksgiving.
Tadao
Nov 25th, 2008, 07:59 PM
Don't forget breakfast!
http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Denny%27s-Bucket.jpg
Durin
Nov 25th, 2008, 08:34 PM
Don't forget breakfast!
http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Denny%27s-Bucket.jpg
You forgot the glass of bacon juice there.
Dimnos
Nov 26th, 2008, 10:01 AM
I assumed the eggs were floating on the bacon juice.
LordSappington
Nov 26th, 2008, 02:33 PM
How long do you think it takes to wrap a chicken in bacon?
Evil Robot
Nov 26th, 2008, 03:48 PM
Can something like that even cook all the way through? Wont the duck be cold and the bacon burned?
Tadao
Nov 26th, 2008, 03:52 PM
I think you can cook it at the lowest safe temp for a long time and it would be juicy as hell.
DevilWearsPrada
Nov 26th, 2008, 05:48 PM
I read it as turboconductor and was all 'wtf?'
Grislygus
Nov 26th, 2008, 05:54 PM
Looks like a cross between a headcrab and an octopus
MattJack
Nov 26th, 2008, 06:25 PM
I wish I could live 500 years just so I could see the evolution of this dish :(
Just imagine if a new meat was added every year :tear
Grislygus
Nov 26th, 2008, 06:27 PM
Next they'll shove the whole thing up a sheep's ass and roast it
MattJack
Nov 26th, 2008, 06:32 PM
I think they should sew steaks on top of the bacon
Ploxtrot
Nov 26th, 2008, 06:37 PM
I think they should sew steaks on top of the bacon
and add more bacon on top of it.
Kitsa
Nov 26th, 2008, 09:38 PM
I had a fucked-up dream last night.
In it, I was cooking a chicken. It looked like the kind of whole roasting chicken you'd get at the supermarket, except it had a head on it. I thought it was dead and I was putting it into the oven to cook it, and then it got up out of the pan and started running around on these tragic little drumstick legs.
And I realized with horror that it was sentient, and now I couldn't possibly cook the poor thing, but then how could it live with no feet or innards? So I was chasing it around trying to figure out what I was going to do.
In the end, in the dream, I picked it up and shoved it in the oven and hoped it would die fast.
My mom asked why I didn't chop off the head. In the dream that never once occurred to me.
Neen
Nov 26th, 2008, 09:51 PM
I had to cook a chicken once in high school. There wasn't killing, plucking or deheading. But there was gutting and such, which I could stand. At one point I had to break up the joints by bending them in the opposite direction, and I couldn't stand the feeling of it. I failed the course... of course.
Evil Robot
Nov 27th, 2008, 08:34 AM
At the center of it should be a white castle hamburger.
There's A Bat
Nov 27th, 2008, 12:58 PM
I seriously wouldn't mind eating a turkey made entirely out of bacon. If it's possible to make such a thing.
pac-man
Nov 27th, 2008, 01:05 PM
At the center of it should be a white castle hamburger.
:lol
awesome bill
Nov 28th, 2008, 08:57 PM
I wish I could live 500 years just so I could see the evolution of this dish :(
Just imagine if a new meat was added every year :tear
I think they should sew steaks on top of the bacon
Bacon and steaks are shortcuts, it's all about whole animals.
chicken>duck>turkey>pig>cow>elephant>whale
Then toss that sunnuva bitch in a volcano.
Fry until golden brown and delicious.
pac-man
Nov 28th, 2008, 09:00 PM
I'd say that that is completely ridiculous, but I probably would have said the same about a bacon wrapped turducken before it actually happened.
Tadao
Mar 7th, 2009, 02:32 PM
Ladies and Gentleman!
I present to you!
THE MEAT SHIP!
http://hottestsnaps.blogspot.com/2009/02/meat-ship-made-out-of-20-sausages-48.html
Durin
Mar 9th, 2009, 01:49 AM
Ladies and Gentleman!
I present to you!
THE MEAT SHIP!
http://hottestsnaps.blogspot.com/2009/02/meat-ship-made-out-of-20-sausages-48.html
And what do ya know, Easter is just around the corner...
Babs
Mar 9th, 2009, 02:00 AM
IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!
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