have you considered

[darkvare]

that being a guy one day you are gonna pay a doctor to stick his fingers on your ass to check your prostate :\ i hope technology saves me from that

[Crimson Ghost]

What if your Dr. is a woman?

[darkvare]

if she is a woman you put on some barry white music and try to enjoy it

[Crimson Ghost]

I wish I could say it has never happened to me. The first time is bad, after that.., it's still bad. I offered to buy dinner, got a little laugh. Or if you ask how they did that with both hands on your shoulders, you'll get a laugh.

[glowbelly]

i had a patient a couple weekends ago who was all loopy on pain meds and started gettin flirty while i was listening to his heart/lungs. as i was leaning down he whispered to me, "so you wanna check my prostate next?" and kinda winked/smiled. i looked him right in the eye and said "i'm not so sure you want me to do that," while i held up a finger.

he stopped smiling and winking.

[Tadao]

Why would holding up your finger have that effect? I've had it done twice. My Dr. was a christian and I think he wanted to make sure I didn't enjoy it.

[glowbelly]

cause i have big hands :D

[Tadao]

:O

[Sacks]

It's true, her handshake is like squeezing a pack of brats.

[Dimnos]

I bet you are popular with the lezbos

[Sacks]

Me? Not really, but I'm flattered you thought so. You're a sweet kid.

[glowbelly]

i bet you are too

[glowbelly]

AND YOU TOO

[glowbelly]

AND YOU OVER THERE! YES YOU >:

[Sacks]

Why are you pointing fingers, Glowbelly? Do they not get enough attention? Hearty sausage like attention?

[RaNkeri]

cause i have big hands :D

AND YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT WOMEN WITH BIG HANDS, RIGHT? :rolleyes

[Dimnos]

AND YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT WOMEN WITH BIG HANDS, RIGHT? :rolleyes

They are popular with the lezbos?

[ElPila666]

Those gape porn movies are really disgusting :x

[Bod]

So at some point in your life, being a guy means someone sticks fingers up your arse. Whoopy.

Women from an early age have to have clamps stuck up their vags then be scraped out. It is vile. One time I got so tense the nurse couldn't pull the clamp back out. She had both hands on it yanking away telling me to relax! She then pottered around the surgery until I finally decided to relax.

The last time the nurse couldn't find my cervix which I find very bizarre. It was 'hiding' apparently. I was told to cough! Three clamps later and I was told it was to the left and at an odd angle.

I'm so grateful they are made out of plastic these days. I remember when evil nurse shoved cold metal ones up you and I'd be grateful when the nice ones warmed them up with hot water. Then after shoving it in and opening up, they then screw some mechanism, I've no idea what, I've never been in the position to see.

YOU MEN, you don't know you're born

[spazboy]

Not me, no sir, have never paid for a prostate check and probably never will.

I have free medical you see :D

[Guitar Woman]

I avoid medical attention wherever I can.

Ask me how long it's been since I've seen a dentist!

[Bod]

How long?

[Guitar Woman]

A lot

[darkvare]

i skipped the dentist and and one of my teeth got destroyed now is round and useless

[Crimson Ghost]

My dentist checked my prostate once.

[pac-man]

My dentist checked my prostate once.

Business or personal?

I don't too much worry about the eventuality of having to get my prostate checked: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,352278,00.html

[WhiteRat]

As someone who has had two uncles die from prostate cancer, I look forward to the day when my asshole is getting explored (under my own terms of course).

[Crimson Ghost]

Business... Your dentist doesn't check yours?

[pac-man]

No, but then again he's not the best dentist. :\

[Crimson Ghost]

Maybe if you got your dentist drunk first.

[awesome bill]

My dentist checked my prostate once.
That's because you talk out of your ass.

[Crimson Ghost]

That's where you mom sticks her tongue.

[ZeldaQueen]

So at some point in your life, being a guy means someone sticks fingers up your arse. Whoopy.

Women from an early age have to have clamps stuck up their vags then be scraped out. It is vile. One time I got so tense the nurse couldn't pull the clamp back out. She had both hands on it yanking away telling me to relax! She then pottered around the surgery until I finally decided to relax.

The last time the nurse couldn't find my cervix which I find very bizarre. It was 'hiding' apparently. I was told to cough! Three clamps later and I was told it was to the left and at an odd angle.

I'm so grateful they are made out of plastic these days. I remember when evil nurse shoved cold metal ones up you and I'd be grateful when the nice ones warmed them up with hot water. Then after shoving it in and opening up, they then screw some mechanism, I've no idea what, I've never been in the position to see.

YOU MEN, you don't know you're born
Wow. That's too bad. Sorry.

I have yet to get any of those tests done to me, but my mom always comes back from getting a mamogram complaining about how her breasts are squashed in the process.

And the heck of it is, I just know when it's my turn and I get all nervous about it my mom will keep telling me it's perfectly alright. Just like the tetnis shot (which, prior to my needing it, my parents told me tales of how they got it and couldn't lift their arm after).

And my brother has yet to get his prostate examined, but I'm sure that after he does, he'll have a long rant about it.

[Tadao]

I can offer you the family pack if you like.

[kahljorn]

yea i think dying in my 50's or whenever people usually die from prostate cancer is a reasonable exchange for not having a strangers finger in my ass.

:(

[pac-man]

"Frequent sexual intercourse and masturbation protects men against a common form of cancer, suggests the largest study of the issue to date yet."

Kill two birds with one stone, guys.