I'll be on SpikeTV's "Manswers" Tonight at 11pm. Can somebody record it?

[Mockery]

Hey guys, some friends o' mine worked on the show "Manswers" a while back and I had a small guest appearance as a bloody organ harvester. Well, that episode is finally airing tonight. I'll probably only be on the episode for about 5 seconds or so at most in the segment about "three ways to profit from a corpse". It's airing at 11pm tonight on SpikeTV and I'd really appreciate it if one of you could record it as I have no means to do so.

Be forewarned, the show has what I consider to be THE MOST ANNOYING NARRATOR GUY IN THE HISTORY OF TELEVISION. It's one of those guys who tries to make everything seem WICKED! by talking in an overly-energetic voice filled with transparently feigned excitement. It's also one of those shows that's clearly geared towards the mindless fraternity guy demographic, so don't expect it to be anything groundbreaking as 90% of the segments seem to involve beer, boobs, farts... or a combination of all three. Still, they put a fuck-ton o' grease in my hair, had me wear a bloody smock and I got to haul a corpse into my lair... so those five seconds or so should be fun to see. Maybe.

So yeah, if any of you can record it somehow and get me the footage, I'd really appreciate it.

Thankee! :picklehat

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Called my roomie and he's DVR'ing it. Just have to figure out how to get it online afterwards.

[Tadao]

Pull the HD out of the DVR and install it onto you comp. Jk

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Nice, I'll get a running start with it too.

[ZeldaQueen]

Now I can see what Mockery looks like. Yay!

[Zomboid]

Or you could just go to any of the dozens of things on the site where he's pictured.

[DevilWearsPrada]

your original post was angry :(

[ZeldaQueen]

Excuse me! >:

Yes, I forgot about the other pictures.

Anyway, congrats on being on tv, Mockery.

[Mockery]

Or you could just go to any of the dozens of things on the site where he's pictured.
Yeah, I'm not sure how anybody who's read a bunch of articles on this site could not know what I look like by now. But here Zelda, just watch my coverage of Spike's 2008 Scream Awards and you'll see me in the video a bit interviewing various people:
http://www.i-mockery.com/blabber/2008/10/21/spiketvs-scream-2008-awards-show/

or this:
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/comic-con08/43.jpg
(i'm the guy in the background with the backpack on. I've no fuckin clue who those two guys in the foreground are... what a couple o' jackasses...)

[pac-man]

We're just spoiled cuz we see Rog all the time.

Your piece on Unwrapped was better, imo.

[ZeldaQueen]

Thank you. Lately I've been just on the forums.

And wonderful job interviewing. I loved your hat.

Wow, you got to interview Stan Lee. I'm jealous. O.O

[Tadao]

Thank you. Lately I've been just on the forums.


Oh shit! She's caught Pubitis! AKA the COOOOOTTTTTIIIIEEEESSSSS

[pac-man]

She caught it from you, Tadao.

[ZeldaQueen]

Couldn't have, I just had my vaccines.

I want a new doctor. >:

[pac-man]

There are contagions on this forum that no doctor can cure. I should know. I used to be white.

[ZeldaQueen]

Oh dear.

I guess that explains why my hair is now green, scaly, and hissing.

[pac-man]

No, that's all you.

[Mockery]

Hey, the video actually just went up on Spike's web site, so no need to capture it after all. Here it is for those of you who didn't get a chance to see it. I'm only in it very briefly as I said before...

http://www.spike.com/video/what-are-three-ways/3065509

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

LOL. I love the lift door that was used. It just screams black market.

[Tadao]

You remember how it save it Rog?

[Aaarg]

TALK ABOUT GOING OUT WITH A BANG!!!!!! DAMN!!!!!!

Definitely horrible narrator.

But I guess you should get an Emmy or whatever.

[There's A Bat]

Yeah, I'm not sure how anybody who's read a bunch of articles on this site could not know what I look like by now. But here Zelda, just watch my coverage of Spike's 2008 Scream Awards and you'll see me in the video a bit interviewing various people:
http://www.i-mockery.com/blabber/2008/10/21/spiketvs-scream-2008-awards-show/

or this:
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/comic-con08/43.jpg
(i'm the guy in the background with the backpack on. I've no fuckin clue who those two guys in the foreground are... what a couple o' jackasses...)

The guy in the background appears to be a black man with white legs. :confused:

[Mockery]

LOL. I love the lift door that was used. It just screams black market.
Yeah, it was this awesome rickety old elevator lift in the back of a building and they let me control it. Must've gone up and down that thing 20 times that afternoon haha. Sucks though, I was going to have a cigarette hanging out of my mouth but they wouldn't let us because of some fire hazard restrictions in that building or somethin like that.

You remember how it save it Rog?
Nope, I don't. :( Most sites that allow you to download flash videos only work on specific video sites, such as Youtube 'n what not.

Definitely horrible narrator. But I guess you should get an Emmy or whatever.
I definitely want to kill that narrator... easily the worst thing about the show. As for my little role, I don't think they give Emmys for a few seconds of screen time, but thanks.

[Tadao]

Nope, I don't. :( Most sites that allow you to download flash videos only work on specific video sites, such as Youtube 'n what not.

Silly Rog, I explained it before, but it's ok. I have it saved. I can save any video off the internet, yes even youtube. I'll convert it into wmv and avi and zip it all up and give you the download link again. If you ever need something like this done or want me to tell you how to do it again, let me know.

[McClain]

Did they at least let you keep that wad of greenbacks, Rog?

[ZeldaQueen]

No, that's all you.
Dang it. I should have listened to my mother and worn a condom before getting on this forum. :(

And heck, if Stan Lee ever picks up on Pickle man, you should get some royalties. If that show "Who Wants to be a Superhero" ever gets going again (:\) you could audition as Pickleman! What would his powers be now?

[Kitsa]

That show makes me dizzy.

But well done, body-broker.

[MarioRPG]

Mockery, I totally got deja vu of Bruce Campbell's "Surgeon General of Beverly Hills" from Escape From L.A. with that cameo.

[Fathom Zero]

How'd you get the gig, anyway?

[pac-man]

I'm guessing he was just hanging out dressed in his blood drenched butcher apron, and they started filming him. Just so happened his body delivery showed up around the same time. :\

[Jeanette X]

Hey, the video actually just went up on Spike's web site, so no need to capture it after all. Here it is for those of you who didn't get a chance to see it. I'm only in it very briefly as I said before...

http://www.spike.com/video/what-are-three-ways/3065509

I'm at my sister's house soI have no sound, but I get the gist of the video.

I'd be quite annoyed if I donated my body to science only to have used to test landmines. Body donations are supposed to help people, not find new and better ways to blow people up. >:

[Kitsa]

When I took my forensics class, the whole concept of "body farm" was a new thing and not all over the friggin' Discovery channel. It was a jolt to learn (back then) that you could donate your body "to science" and end up ass-up out in some field so they could study how you rotted.

Now, though, it doesn't surprise anyone.

[Tadao]

I keep meaning to donate my body to science. It never really come to mind at the right time.

[ZeldaQueen]

It reminds me of this exhibit displayed at my town's Science Center. The exhibit was called "Bodies" I never saw the exhibit because you had to pay extra and it sounded gross. It seemed to consist of displays of bodies arranged like they were running, walking, playing tennis, etc. The thing though was that they had things done to them, like their skin was stripped off so you could see the blood vessels and muscles and things.

The rumor though was that the bodies were actually unclaimed Chinese political prisoners. The reason this was thought up was because the people who donated the bodies couldn't really give a straight answer about where they came from. Creepy...

[Tadao]

You missed out, I think that was the exhibit where they sliced a whole body into super thin strips and you could flip though it the way you would flip though a poster rack at a novelty shop. I don't know if I could handle it though.

[J. Tithonus Pednaud]

Jeez, I've got motion sickness from watching that segment. Is Manswers funded by the ADD Association or something?

[Tadao]

I like the parts with the boobs.

[ZeldaQueen]

You missed out, I think that was the exhibit where they sliced a whole body into super thin strips and you could flip though it the way you would flip though a poster rack at a novelty shop. I don't know if I could handle it though.
Ugh, I'd never be able to handle that. I really can't deal with cut up bodies or things like that. The thought of that happening - ugh.

And on an unrelated note, I see you got a new guinea pig avatar, Tadao. It's cute. :)

[Kitsa]

Bodies just came through Cincinnati, but I didn't go to see it.

I have a fun body farm story my forensics prof. told our class. Anyone up for it, or are you all sick of my stories? Or did I tell it before? I can't remember. I'm like a senile grandma.

[Tadao]

They are baby bunnies. I think it must be a non floppy ear breed.

http://ehrabbitry.com/photos.htm

[executioneer]

even the floppy eared kind don't always have floppy ears when they're v. young

[Tadao]

I did not know that :o

[executioneer]

haha sometimes they even only start floppin on one side for a while, they look silly as all get out

[Tadao]

Like if I only pulled one of mt front pockets inside out!

[executioneer]

http://animal-world.com/encyclo/featured_pets/Critters/Bruce/brucescooby.jpg

[Tadao]

Lol!

[ZeldaQueen]

They are baby bunnies. I think it must be a non floppy ear breed.

http://ehrabbitry.com/photos.htm

Ah, I see. They're still cute though.

[Jeanette X]

When I took my forensics class, the whole concept of "body farm" was a new thing and not all over the friggin' Discovery channel. It was a jolt to learn (back then) that you could donate your body "to science" and end up ass-up out in some field so they could study how you rotted.

Yeah, but at least that's to help people by solving crimes, not to kill people.

You missed out, I think that was the exhibit where they sliced a whole body into super thin strips and you could flip though it the way you would flip though a poster rack at a novelty shop. I don't know if I could handle it though.

Wow. I've got to see this if it ever comes through town.

[J. Tithonus Pednaud]

I used to work as a Deiner in a town just outside of Toronto and the bulk of my job was performing duties during autopsies that the Pathologist didn't like to do.

I saw and did a lot of messed up things while I was there, on a fairly routine basis, in the process of just doing my job.

[ZeldaQueen]

I used to work as a Deiner in a town just outside of Toronto and the bulk of my job was performing duties during autopsies that the Pathologist didn't like to do.

Wow. I'd never be able to take that job. I had a hard enough time dissecting a worm in my seventh grade biology. I'm a total wuss when it comes to cutting things up. Just as well I never got on to frogs. I'd half expect mine to jump up and start singing the Michigan Rag.

[Jeanette X]

I used to work as a Deiner in a town just outside of Toronto and the bulk of my job was performing duties during autopsies that the Pathologist didn't like to do.

I saw and did a lot of messed up things while I was there, on a fairly routine basis, in the process of just doing my job.

A. What's a Deiner?

B. Why didn't the pathologist want to do these autopsies? :x

[Archduke Tips]

I don't usually watch Manswers, but for some reason I happened to be flipping through Spike and saw you on there. Nice. Congratulations, hollywood. So you get paid or what?

[J. Tithonus Pednaud]

A. What's a Deiner?

B. Why didn't the pathologist want to do these autopsies? :x

A deiner is pretty much what I described, someone who assists in autopsies and generally does the things a pathologist doesn't like to do. I believe 'deiner' is German for servant, and there are a lot of gross things a pathologist would rather not do during autopsy like milking the guts and picking bugs out of unmentionable areas.

Think of Dr. Frankenstein's Igor...

Actually, at a basic level a deiner washes the bodies, moves people around and preps for autopsies. Sort of like a nurse, I guess.

I studied funeral services right out of highschool and ended up working as a deiner for awhile before moving completely out of the post mordem field of employment.

[ZeldaQueen]

[quote=JI studied funeral services right out of highschool and ended up working as a deiner for awhile before moving completely out of the post mordem field of employment.[/quote]

Wow. What job did you want to get exactly?

[Jeanette X]

A deiner is pretty much what I described, someone who assists in autopsies and generally does the things a pathologist doesn't like to do. I believe 'deiner' is German for servant, and there are a lot of gross things a pathologist would rather not do during autopsy like milking the guts and picking bugs out of unmentionable areas.

Think of Dr. Frankenstein's Igor...

Actually, at a basic level a deiner washes the bodies, moves people around and preps for autopsies. Sort of like a nurse, I guess.

I studied funeral services right out of highschool and ended up working as a deiner for awhile before moving completely out of the post mordem field of employment.

How much training do you need to be a deiner? All that shit can't be much worse than working retail.

[McClain]

Rog, just an FYI... There's an easy way to save movies directly from websites.

http://lifehacker.com/5109597/kickyoutubes-lets-you-download-videos-without-extra-software-or-hassle

[Tadao]

Didn't work for me, seems like a huge hassle when all you have to do is load the original page in realplayer and then choose the download tab that popsup when you left click on the video.