America

[Tadao]

http://www.demonbaby.com/pics/americanworld.gif

[Esuohlim]

I like how Africa is completely absent

[Colonel Flagg]

Have you ever thought of submitting your artwork to the New Yorker? :posh

EDIT - The subcontinent - they answer the phones for tech support

[El Blanco]

And you felt the need to start a thread about a joke thats about a decade old because...

[ZeldaQueen]

That's about it. :lol

[Tadao]

And you felt the need to start a thread about a joke thats about a decade old because...

Because I'm American motherfucker. I can do what I want. Who do you think you are? The U.N.? Fuck th U.N.!

[Dimnos]

http://pixdaus.com/pics/P84TTCiZxADZ.jpg

[Tadao]

Fanatiques américains stupides de base-ball avec leurs grands shorts et véhicules utilitaires sportifs de bain. Seul conduisant au travail dans votre voiture est-il par de 5 Miles par heure, alors que la ruelle de carpool est vide, maintenant un sport ? Baisez vous et vos fritures de liberté ! J'ai su que vous de gros chats paresseux retourneriez à les appeler coupe de Français. Seulement les sèches comme vous penseraient que le base-ball était un sport pour les hommes.

[Colonel Flagg]

Très bien, Monsieur Tadao! :)

[Dimnos]

Whats wrong with baseball?

[Tadao]

Nothing, if you're a girl.

[Dixie]

http://www.david-strathairn.com/photos/images-film/league-poster.JPG

[Dimnos]

You dont like soccer do you? :rolleyes

[Tadao]

Who GiG? I would never sock her! >:

[Dixie]

Well you're no fun.

[Tadao]

You're the Dom, remember?

[Dixie]

Hahaha, I'm a switch.
Oui Oui!

[Pentegarn]

This map is edumacational.

I didn't know the island of Sapporo was filled with more evil-doers.

[Perndog]

I didn't know Sapporo was an island.

[DeadKennedys]

Apparently, the Island of Sapporo is North Korea, also

[Evil Robot]

Not all Asians live on islands.

[VaporTrailx1]

Africa is a continent of death. You have the meanest animals on the planet with 4/5 countries within it under civil war. Not to mention Ebola and whatever the hell is hidden under the Sphynx! Watch Ghost in the Darkness, Hotel Rwanda, and Lord of War. That's the summary.

[Tadao]

And doesn't exist on this map.

[Evil Robot]

Watch The Gods Must Be Crazy

[Zomboid]

Seriously, I worked with some Sudanese guys last summer, and they talked about how great Africa is, but there's no way I'd wanna go there; There's way too many things that could kill me :O

[Tadao]

Watch The Gods Must Be Crazy
The first time I saw that I ate a bunch of mushrooms and had no idea what it was about. My friend was completely amused by the questionable look on my face as I began to trip balls on a documentary gone wrong.

[Tadao]

I fucking love how the Tea Party represents America. FUCK YA'LL, WE RULE, YOU RHYME WITH RULE IN A NEGATIVE MANNER!

CAN I GET A FUCK YA?

[Evil Robot]

"It's ... it's pork! And uhh earmarks! And they can't shove it down my throat!"

[Evil Robot]

These cult members are giving tea a bad name.

[Kitsa]

They sit on our streetcorners in rocking chairs but I can't figure out the rest of it because they don't seem to have any signs or literature. They just sort of sit there.

Anyone else?

[Colonel Flagg]

They're exactly the same as the hippies of the late '60's, but without the long hair, tie-dyed shirts, or the Grateful Dead.

ANTI GOVERNMENT, ANTI WAR, ANTI TAX, AUNTIE EM.

[Dimnos]

They are pissed the government is spending money. Mostly to do with the bailouts I think.

[TheCoolinator]

Funny Map...I'm thinking of printing it out.

Good Jobby!

[Tadao]

Just don't gay up this thread too.

[TheCoolinator]

It's too late...you're already in here....Bwhahaha:lol

[The Leader]

That doesn't make sense. He told you not to gay up the thread and you said that it was too late, you had already gayed it up because he was already in here.

Though that perfectly demonstrates your process of reasoning overall, so I guess that post is fine the way it is.

[TheCoolinator]

Just don't gay up this thread too.

That doesn't make sense. He told you not to gay up the thread and you said that it was too late, you had already gayed it up because he was already in here.

Though that perfectly demonstrates your process of reasoning overall, so I guess that post is fine the way it is.

Do I really have to explain this?

"Don't gay up this thread too"

"It's too late....You're already in here"

Meaning......His presence has already ruined the thread.

[The Leader]

:lol I love how you still think you can wrap your head around my posts.

[TheCoolinator]

I love how you still think you can wrap your head around my posts.

No one cares about your posts. Most of the time you're asking mindless questions. Either because you have trouble understanding simple things or you're completely devoid of any critical thinking skills.

You're living proof that No Child Left Behind is a failure.

[The Leader]

Here, let me help you to understand:
Tadao's post told specifically you not to gay up the thread. You then retorted, but because of the phrasing of Tadao's post and of your post, when read it appears as though your logic follows the train of thought that I criticized you for in my prior post.

See, I didn't actually think that was your train of thought. I was making fun of your poorly worded and horribly unoriginal retort. Do you get it now? It's called a joke.

Do you need me to make some diagrams for you?

[The Leader]

Either because you have trouble understanding simple things or you're completely devoid of any critical thinking skills.
It's not healthy to project your problems onto others.

Also way to gay up the thread.

[Colonel Flagg]

CAN I GET A FUCK YA?

AMERICA!!!! F**K YEAH!!!!

[TheCoolinator]

Also way to gay up the thread.

Like I said before...Its too late.....you and tadeo have already completely gay-a-fied the thread. It can't get any gayer.....:sleep

[Tadao]

SHUT THE FUCK UP COOLIE AND LEADER. MAKE YOUR OWN ARGUE ABOUT EVERYTHING THREAD.

[The Leader]

Hey, it's not my fault that coolie is slow.

[TheCoolinator]

I'm devoid of common sense.

Hopefully, TheLeader will go back to writing his "reports" and allow us adults to continue this banter in peace. :sleep

[The Leader]

Something insulting about coolie in this quote because I'm so witty.
Hey coolie, why don't you go act like an adult and write another angry tangent about how modern video game systems are horrible.:lol

[Tadao]

Hey look someone found Africa!

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a270/anasobral/00027053.jpg

[TheCoolinator]

Hey look someone found Africa!

http://www.yowazzup.com/blog/images/america_for_rednecks.jpg

Nice. I think this was the same map I had in my 4th grade Social Studies class.

[Zhukov]

Did someone draw that new? These are so god damn unfunny.

[Tadao]

FUCK YOU HAWAII

[ZeldaQueen]

FUCK YOU HAWAII
That might take some time.

[The Leader]

Not if Mattjack helps.

[Esuohlim]

HI I MA AMERICAN, WHAT THE HELL IS AN ETHOPIA :american

[Tadao]

http://www.demonbaby.com/pics/americanworld.gif

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-y7La2dxjvuY/TZSwcu_YEEI/AAAAAAAAAsA/XZnpAb50MG4/s1600/fuck-yeah.jpg

[kahljorn]

africa and the peloponessian islands arent on that

:lol

it could at least have africa and then AIDS in big letters

[Tadao]

AFRICA
IN
DIRE
STRAITS

[Colonel Flagg]

You forgot India, with the logo "Microsoft Tech Support".