All I want for Christmas/Bday? Help me decide!

[Mockery]

Ok, so I'm usually pretty bad about answering my family's questions about what I want for Christmas (and my birthday, which unfortunately, is the day after. awful.) and this year it's worse than usual. I know they're getting annoyed since I haven't even given them the slightest hint about what I want for xmas or my bday, and I don't want to be that one guy on their lists who is impossible to shop for. I've shopped for that guy many times in the past. I hate that guy.

But that's where you people come in. I know I'm probably opening up a big can o' worms, barrel o' monkeys or whatever [container] o' [creatures] you fancy... but I wanna see what you guys think would be some cool gifts to ask for xmas and my subsequent bday that I may not be aware of. Since I can't think of anything and Pee-Wee Herman's bicycle is pretty much out of the question, I figure some of you might have some great ideas. I have a few things on my amazon wish list here (http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/registry.html?ie=UTF8&type=wishlist&id=3FU1B9Y5SZS42), but I figure there's gotta be more interesting stuff that I simply haven't stumbled onto that I can add to it. Just post pics and links in this thread and I'll check 'em out. BTW, it doesn't have to be products that are only available on Amazon...

Thanks! :picklehat

[Misdemonar]

YOUR VIRGINITY BACK

[Tadao]

A Barrel 'O' Weed

[McClain]

Fireball Island, circa '92. Get some.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ujgywX-z9c

[Shrubfest]

A new flannel.

Or a big cardboard box.

[pac-man]

A one year membership to the jelly of the month club. It'll keep giving all year long.

[Mockery]

This is already going great! :party

[Sam]

GEDNEY PICKLES

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

A Rudy Ray Moore Viewfinder

[Dimnos]

Anything you can use to shoot stuff at Proto?

[pac-man]

A Red Ryder two-hundred shot range model air rifle with a compass in the stock and a thing that tells time.

[Sam]

TO CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES AND SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU AND TO HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF THEIR WOMEN.

[Kitsa]

A few from my own wishlist:

No-slip bathtub bananas (http://www.popdeluxe.net/noslbaba.html)

Throwzini knife block (http://www.perpetualkid.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=2859)

Crayola Executive Pen (http://www.perpetualkid.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=1924)

"Hand" Soap (http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=12191818)

Super Huge Jumbo Pencil (http://www.thatrestlessmouse.com/product/PR7207/Super_Huge_Jumbo_pencil.html)

[Fathom Zero]

IF I COULD EVER FIND THE DAMN NUKE 'EM HIGH TRILOGY.

[Kitsa]

More:

The Dress-for-Dinner napkins (http://prankplace.com/fp_napkins.htm)

Titanic ice cube tray (http://prankplace.com/fp_gin.htm)

Generic Winter Holiday Countdown Calendar (http://www.perpetualkid.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=3254)

[Esuohlim]

A BIG OL' COMFY BLANKET, SIR

[Misdemonar]

MY VIRGINITY

[Sam]

MISDEMONAR'S VIRGINITY

[pac-man]

Two front teeth.

[MetalMilitia]

The world's most comfortable beanbag chair. (http://www.sumolounge.com/sumosacG.php)

[MattJack]

:lol I like how they explain what decompress means MM

A simple piece of furniture for a simple people.

[Sam]

A bl*wjob whilst sitting in the world's most comfortable beanbag chair.

[Zomboid]

CONAN,WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE?

[Crimson Ghost]

Breasts

[Kitsa]

Breasts are overrated.

At least from this end.

[pac-man]

A hippopotamus.

[Tadao]

A bunny.

[glowbelly]

surgery for your circus knee

[glowbelly]

and fyi "gay chubby dating" is the best advert on this website so far

[Crimson Ghost]

Less rights, harsher treatment, and more Chinese control of the Tibetan people.

[Dixie]

Bunny slippers.

[pac-man]

Peace on Earth.

[RaNkeri]

How 'bout some good old DVDs? That's what I usually ask for when I can't come up with anything special to wish for.

[Durin]

Some Bacon salt and some baconnaise (it comes in a combo pack). Because as you have admitted, your love of bacon is not yet complete, so this is of the upmost importance.
http://store.baconsalt.com/assets/images/combo%20pack.jpg

[Tadao]

http://www.jumpinjammerz.com/

http://www.jumpinjammerz.com/admin/phpthumb/cache/phpThumb_cache_www.jumpinjammerz.com_src9b8ca601fb 2f4d3ed78cf2c025ce609a_par49a61375d883aa4a33e421b4 4fbcd27b_dat1199824937.jpeg

[Tadao]

http://www.plaidstallions.com/playground/giganta.jpg

[executioneer]

you may not be able to get pee-wee's bike but you could get some platform shoes and dance on a bar

[Kitsa]

Airfare to Ohio so you can check out Foy's Halloween Store and Jungle Jim's.

[Crimson Ghost]

A Kwanzaa Kinara.

[Tadao]

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/2008/08/11/1_3.jpg

[Crimson Ghost]

Why is there a penguin on it? October 7th, I think it says.

[Tadao]

Because penguins are cute too.

[Crimson Ghost]

Penguins are artifically created. They were not on Noah's ark or/and in the bible.

[MarioRPG]

Penguins are artifically created. They were not on Noah's ark or/and in the bible.

I don't think fish were on the ark either, champ.

[Crimson Ghost]

It was from a skit on The State. The one where they are gonna go to the zoo to watch the monkeys do it.

[Kitsa]

that giganta thing would've scared the shit out of me as a kid

[Sam]

BECAUSE OF ALL THE GERMS?

[Kitsa]

No, mainly because it is a giant piece of possibly sentient playground equipment.

How about this? I can't believe it's a real product. (possibly nsfw if you have the sound on)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gw1g2yKxb0I&NR=1

[pac-man]

Yeah, ask for a Tiddy Bear.

[darkvare]

my mom's birthday is the 26th too we always make her a party where everyone has a hangover and stays with pijamas all day.
Anyway everytime i say something you either already have it or don't wan't it but i'm gonna go with the silvehawks on dvd
or, i really love mine the vacation chtulu
http://paizo.com/image/product/catalog/IMPTYV/IMPTYVHP003_360.jpeg

[pac-man]

If you're going to get something plush, get these:

http://www.johnnyr.com/blog/Soft911_a.jpg

[darkvare]

they are nice but seem home made
and just look at him
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/darkvare/IMG_1781.jpg