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captain516
Dec 10th, 2008, 01:45 AM
Only in America...
http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/?rn=4226712&cl=11032092&src=news
Esuohlim
Dec 10th, 2008, 01:49 AM
WTF I AM OUTR*GED
Tadao
Dec 10th, 2008, 02:22 AM
WTF is your problem Captain fag?
Crimson Ghost
Dec 10th, 2008, 07:19 AM
Only satan would make a reindeer talk.
Neen
Dec 10th, 2008, 10:18 AM
"No religious references will be allowed when other denominations are represented"

Sounds like a sound plan for the kids to finally accept that Muslim boy.
Sam
Dec 10th, 2008, 10:54 AM
THOSE IGNORANT FUCKS. THEY THOUGHT HE WAS GONE?
pac-man
Dec 10th, 2008, 11:40 AM
Hahahaha... Jews.
Angryhydralisk
Dec 10th, 2008, 12:42 PM
WTF WH* R**LLY G*VES * SHIT!?!?
Grislygus
Dec 10th, 2008, 02:02 PM
THEY THINK HE'S GONE
Sam
Dec 10th, 2008, 04:47 PM
IGNORANT FUCKS
Misdemonar
Dec 10th, 2008, 05:48 PM
FUCK IGNORANTS
Sam
Dec 10th, 2008, 07:18 PM
HAHA MILHOUSE YOU SUCK I SAW THAT
Esuohlim
Dec 10th, 2008, 07:24 PM
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Esuohlim
Dec 10th, 2008, 07:24 PM
FUCK YOU SAM >:

That damn website's transparent H is broken :(
MetalMilitia
Dec 10th, 2008, 07:35 PM
You thought the backgrounds were gone?

Ignorant fuck.
WhiteRat
Dec 10th, 2008, 08:05 PM
Another reason to cut all ties with Israel, if you ask me.
ZeldaQueen
Dec 10th, 2008, 10:36 PM
A mother who wants to remain anonymous (for obvious reasons)

Geez, that woman wouldn't be remembered as a sensitive person, she'd be remembered as the woman who ruined some kids' fun.

And at my high school's Winter Percussion Concert, there was a choir singing a song called "Mary Did You Know?" which is quite obviously about Mary being told her child is the son of God.

Hopefully that women never hears that or she'll really freak.
Sam
Dec 10th, 2008, 10:39 PM
WHAT IF SHE HEARD THE SONG, "JESUS CHRIST IT'S YOUR FUCKING BIRTHDAY, EAT SOME FUCKING CAKE YOU SON OF GOD"?

SHE'D PISS HERSELF.
ZeldaQueen
Dec 10th, 2008, 11:10 PM
WHAT IF SHE HEARD THE SONG, "JESUS CHRIST IT'S YOUR FUCKING BIRTHDAY, EAT SOME FUCKING CAKE YOU SON OF GOD"?

SHE'D PISS HERSELF.
I don't think I've ever heard that version... :\
MrAdventure
Dec 10th, 2008, 11:16 PM
probably not i don't see penn and teller anywhere!
Colonel Flagg
Dec 11th, 2008, 12:36 AM
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas/Channukah/Ramadan/Kwanzaa/Winter Solstice ....
Crimson Ghost
Dec 11th, 2008, 08:49 AM
Beware Kislev.
Evil Robot
Dec 11th, 2008, 04:01 PM
The video won't play for me, is this about the GM bailout?
Dixie
Dec 11th, 2008, 04:13 PM
NC makes me proud once again.
ZeldaQueen
Dec 11th, 2008, 04:26 PM
The video won't play for me, is this about the GM bailout?
It's about a mother who wanted the song "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" to be taken from her child's winter chorus performance on the grounds that it was not sensitive to other religions (it makes a reference to "Christmas").
Ploxtrot
Dec 12th, 2008, 10:42 PM
The video won't play for me, is this about the GM bailout?
Didn't play for me either, all I saw was an ad for the Army saying a sniper could hit a playing card from 500 yards.
Esuohlim
Dec 12th, 2008, 10:52 PM
It's about a mother who wanted the song "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" to be taken from her child's winter chorus performance on the grounds that it was not sensitive to other religions (it makes a reference to "Christmas").

No it isn't you liar
ZeldaQueen
Dec 13th, 2008, 12:11 AM
No it isn't you liar
Well, that's the video I saw when I clicked on the link. What did you see?
executioneer
Dec 13th, 2008, 12:34 AM
wtf is this b*llshit
JediScum
Dec 13th, 2008, 12:29 PM
This person is only protesting the song because she accidentally heard an old Neil Hamburger joke...

Which goes like,

"Why didn't we see Rudolph guiding Santa's sleigh this year?"

"Because he was exposed as a Nazi war criminal and sentenced to life imprisonment".
ZeldaQueen
Dec 13th, 2008, 06:26 PM
"Why didn't we see Rudolph guiding Santa's sleigh this year?"

"Because he was exposed as a Nazi war criminal and sentenced to life imprisonment".

Oh my god! My childhood was a lie. :(
JediScum
Dec 13th, 2008, 09:16 PM
Deer Jew,

Don't you people mutilate yer sons' genitals upon birth? Funny how Christians adopted that practice also, but they still hate you.

So Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer will be cool when we cut part of his dick off also, then throw a Kwanzaa hat on it? Nice. How tolerant. Oh wait you don't believe in tolerance because you don't believe in Christ. Mass transportation sucks around here.

Here's the new song

Rudolph the fuck you reindeer
Had a very shiny glans
Muslims and Buddhists sucked it
Didn't even use their hands

(after a half an hour, I finally realized that the anonymous Jewish lady is prolly never gonna see this, so i stopped trying to write more verses... but if anyone else wants to, feel free)
Evil Robot
Dec 14th, 2008, 01:50 PM
YOU ARE AN ANTI SEMITE
KatiesGoldenDust
Dec 14th, 2008, 04:40 PM
I bet she was part of the stampede that murdered that Wal-Mart worker guy. I can just see her smashing her heel into his face because she didn't get there in time to get those panties for 10% off that she has stuck up her a$$.
Tadao
Dec 14th, 2008, 09:36 PM
Change your dam avatar.
KatiesGoldenDust
Dec 15th, 2008, 12:37 AM
Why? Because my rabbit drinks beer and yours impersonates Santa?
Tadao
Dec 15th, 2008, 02:02 AM
Bud light is not beer!
KatiesGoldenDust
Dec 15th, 2008, 03:49 AM
Don't tell my rabbit that. He would be none to pleased to hear those words. I, on the other hand, could not agree more.
Crimson Ghost
Dec 15th, 2008, 09:21 AM
Damn American piss water.
Tadao
Dec 15th, 2008, 02:06 PM
WTF, THIS IS BULLSH*T!
Sam
Dec 16th, 2008, 03:36 PM
I WISH I WAS A BEER DRINKING RABBIT. :(
Tadao
Dec 16th, 2008, 03:39 PM
That is bullshit! WTF?
Sam
Dec 16th, 2008, 03:41 PM
YOU IGNORANT FUCK.
Big McLargehuge
Dec 17th, 2008, 09:43 PM
i am a soldier in the war on xmas
Zomboid
Dec 17th, 2008, 09:51 PM
IS THAT HARRIET THE SPY?
Big McLargehuge
Dec 17th, 2008, 10:08 PM
no it is Nona F. Mecklenberg
executioneer
Dec 17th, 2008, 10:12 PM
wts is this bullf*ck
Evil Robot
Dec 17th, 2008, 10:41 PM
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JediScum
Dec 18th, 2008, 06:05 AM
Sorry, I was drinking Icehouse that night, and was prolly listening something Satanic, y'know, like the local news about the Governor Blagojevich.

But now that i'm drinking wine, i'm a little more "LET'S KEELHAUL THAT SUMBITCH AND MAKE HIM WATCH ME JERK OFF TO PICTURES OF HIS WIFE THAT I DREW BY HAND!"

Oh, waitaminute.... I'm sorry. I forgot i was supposed to hate Jews who protest against... well, fucking anything.

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer was the best that chick could come up with?

If I were her, I'd be getting some sistas together and sueing some Egyptian broke -ass muthafuckas for my reparations check.

But I'm not Jewish so i don't care how black man treated you

Merry Christmas, Asshole