If you could throw your shoes at anyone...

[MetalMilitia]

Who would you throw your shoes at?

[Colonel Flagg]

My former boss. He was a TOTAL DOUCHEBAG.

[Esuohlim]

Colonel Flagg's former boss.

[Fathom Zero]

Colonel Flagg

[kahljorn]

fagmo zero :(

[Colonel Flagg]

Colonel Flagg

Missed me! :lol

[Zomboid]

GUITAR WOMAN. ONLY I WOULD STILL HAVE MY FEET IN MY SHOES AND IT WOULD BE MORE OF A MIGHTY KICK TO THE FACE THAN A SHOE TOSSING.

[Sam]

THOSE IGNORANT FUCKS

[Evil Robot]

I was watching the video of that iraqi guy and wondered how funny it would be i somebody made a flash game out of throwing shoes at bush.

[Tadao]

I can answer that.

Super duper funny, plus it would be one of the most played on newgrounds.

[ZeldaQueen]

I was watching the video of that iraqi guy and wondered how funny it would be i somebody made a flash game out of throwing shoes at bush.
Couldn't that be a game on this site, along with the one where you attack the Wise Man in LOZ? You can't say it wouldn't be popular.

[Bod]

Anyone with equally as crap security as Bush. And then I'd put my own turd in the shoes. I don't need them back.

[Fathom Zero]

Yeah, if those shoes were grenades, he'd be dead.

[Sam]

IF THOSE SHOES WERE HIGH-HEELED HE COULD HAVE LOST EYES!

[Sethomas]

If those shoes had been thermonuclear explosives, one could easily suppose that the course of world history would have been drastically shifted with reverberations felt over the next several decades.

Just sayin'.

[pac-man]

There were conflicting reports about the physical condition of Muntadhar al-Zeidi, who gained folk hero status when he hurled both his shoes at Bush during a news conference Sunday in Baghdad.
His employer, Al-Baghdadia television, reported that al-Zeidi had been "seriously injured" — presumably beaten by guards — and called on the government to allow lawyers and the Iraqi Red Crescent to visit him.


I wouldn't throw my shoes at the President. Being a folk hero isn't really worth serious injury. Not to me.

[Tadao]

Wrong thread ******

[pac-man]

I would throw my shoes at Tadao, however. >:

[Tadao]

Let me guess. Adidas?

[Sam]

TIMBALANDS

[RaNkeri]

YOU IGNORANT FUCK

:rolleyes

[pac-man]

Air Force Ones, suckas.

[Sam]

GET TA STOMPIN' BOY

[pac-man]

STOMPIN' WIT DA BIG DAWGS, WHOADIE!!!!!

[Guitar Woman]

Trent Reznor

[LittleDollClaudia]

Billy Corgan..

How could you, Billy? You have singlehandedly destroyed what was left of the alternative movement and made a farce of reunion albums. GAH.

:Throws a Doc Marten that has a brick inside it: Take that!

[Big McLargehuge]

and made a farce of reunion albums. GAH.


For his next act he is going to make a farce of rap metal crossover albums :rolleyes

[Bod]

IF THOSE SHOES WERE HIGH-HEELED HE COULD HAVE LOST EYES!

HA!!

Years ago, for a laugh I flung a stiletto shoe at a friend. It spun so perfectly in a fashion I know I could never do on purpose. Round and round until the tiny metal heel smacked him right between the eyes. Fortunately he saw the funny side, but it did hurt and left a small round ferocious red dot.

[LittleDollClaudia]

Perhaps you were channeling Elvira at that moment! :lol At least it didn't embed itself into your friend's forehead.

[Tadao]

:notfunny