Aaarg Threads Go Here

[Esuohlim]

From now on any threads Aaarg makes will be moved here.

In fact, Aaarg, you should just post here when you feel like making a new thread so you can save me the trouble.

Or you know, maybe the chat room thread, but it's baby steps. We'll get there some day!

[Pub Lover]

Dammit! I was kidding! >:

[Esuohlim]

Well I'm not >:

[ZeldaQueen]

What are "aaarg" threads?

Like the Black Beast of Aaarg?

[pac-man]

Like Aaarg, the guy who made a bunch of threads.

[ZeldaQueen]

Oh, I see. Thanks! :)

[Esuohlim]

Guys get out of here this thread is for Aaarg threads only!

[Aaarg]

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE FAGGOTS.

A local grocery store has a "choose your own six-pack" feature in their beer department. A bunch of different bottles and empty six-packs. I have taken the opportunity to use this as a way to experiment--as I'm not generally a big fan of beer, I'm trying to find things to change my mind. All your standard college-beloved cheap beers are gross (which is good, because having to pay 10 bucks for a six-pack of Blue Moon is a deterrent from drinking often!).

Tonight I got:
2 Full Moons (Blue Moon's seasonal. I got these because I know I like them.)
Wild Blue (Blueberry beer, what the fuck. Couldn't resist.)
Woodchuck Draft Cider (Had it before and liked it, but it's been a while. Time for another go.)
Magic Hat #9 (A favorite of a buddy of mine. Not sure if I've tried it before, so now I will be!)
Sierra Nevada Celebration Ale (Also can't resist a winter blend because I'm a snowy fucking faggot.)

So far I've had the Wild Blue. Too fruity--it tastes more like one of those flavored sparkling water drinks than it does a beer. The worst part about that is that of the five varieties I got, this has the highest alcohol content.

Wild Blue verdict: would not get again.


NEXT UP ON AAARG: Marshall bitches about his job, his boss, and the fact that he realized tonight that when he goes to Morgantown in a week his girlfriend will be MIA.

[Asila]

Magic Hat is pretty good :(

[DevilWearsPrada]

@sticky this thread

[Aaarg]

Yes he had a variety pack of Magic Hat one time and I think I tried a few of them but don't remember anything about each. That was the night everybody got excited because my girlfriend pulled out the hookah and some strawberry flavored tobacco but as it turns out the shit was old and gross.

The beer guy (also the biggest fan of shisha I've ever met) made the comment, "fuck, this tastes like my grandmother's attic!"

[Asila]

Magic Hat is good if you don't get the hoppy stuff. Outside of that, it gives you an aftertaste.

And kudos to Aaarg for taking a hint.

[Aaarg]

Hey man if somebody makes a thread specifically to post my shit, I'll be happy to oblige. I'm not going to be like "THIS MY THREAD GO AWAY IF UR GAYS."

I just like to type, specifically about myself and my life. My life consists mainly of work, girlfriend, and stupid useless boring anecdotes from my past, revolving around work (either grocery store or cave) and female companions.

[Asila]

Aaarg, shut up or talk about beer.

[Aaarg]

All right, well I have since finished the Wild Blue and am working on the Sierra Nevada Celebration Ale.

Not a fan. Strong aftertaste. Disappointed. Tempted to just dump it out and open a Full Moon and go to sleep.

[Asila]

again, agreed. Sierra Nevada has never been good to me, but I really liked Wild Blue. They did a pumpkin ale that I loved

[Aaarg]

Apparently Sam Adams Octoberfest is delicious. Somebody told me this as they were buying the last case we had, having been replaced with their Winter Lager now. I bought the Winter Lager having heard good reviews, but I don't like it!

I'm too picky about beer. So much I don't like. I should just get a bottle of Jack or Tanqueray and have my night caps from that like I did back when people accused me of having a drinking problem.

One week of drinking yourself to sleep =/= alcoholic.

[WhiteRat]

Or you should just take that Octoberfest shit and shove it up your ass.

[Aaarg]

I don't have any Octoberfest can't you reads~!

[Asila]

Or you should just take that Octoberfest shit and shove it up your ass.


hey I might be a gurl but I loved that shit

[Aaarg]

Blue Moon had a pumpkin flavored thing but I never tried it. They also had their summer seasonal which I don't remember if I tried it or not but I recall my girlfriend drinking a lot of it and playing a game of Cranium in which I was the only sober person there. And then since I was sober I was delegated as the person to drive everyone to the Taco Bell. I'm essentially blind at night, driving through a city I'd never driven in, with four drunks in the car.

[george]

i bet your girlfriend is a lard ass who has to drink pretentious expensive beer in order to blot out the shame of having you climb on top of her.

quit being a fag and drink pabst blue ribbon like a true american.

[pac-man]

This thread sucks now that Aaarg is posting here.

[Aaarg]

My girlfriend is quite attractive. The type of girl that people say "why is she with you?" about.

PBR is disgusting. I can't even drink that if I'm already fucking wasted.

[george]

http://home.comcast.net/~jimmiewannab/lard_ass.jpg

oh arrgh i dont know why i am with you, it must be all the build your own six packs of woodchuck cider and magic hat.

http://www.pbhsclassof62.com/images/untitled.jpg

dont forget all the mixed drinks from my alcoholic days.

PBR is like a hundred times better than sam adams, its why they have been makin the same beer since before my grandfather took his heart pills while slugging one down, instead of pushing some crappy new version for every season.

[Aaarg]

I don't like Sam Adams either, dude. I already said that.

http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v240/25/79/523545691/n523545691_1202333_3749.jpg

[george]

your girlfriend is pretty fucking ugly.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Ladyface is pretty attractive. Not as good as PBR though. I also like the guy in the background with green lightning shooting out of his neck.

Your eyebrows are really nice too.:love

[Aaarg]

Yeah we were at a shitty nightclub on country night of all things, haha. Unfortunately I can't say I was drunk in that picture, but very tired.


Currently drinking the Magic Hat and it's delicious. Rex was spot-on.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Magic Hat Hi-PA is damn good.

[Aaarg]

http://www.klimp.dk/glown/accordback.jpg

[george]

u r a fag, with a gay car, and your girlfriend looks like she would have sex with Tadao.

i hate you and your thread.

[Aaarg]

Not my car.

Not even close to being my car.

Why would I post a picture of my car? Especially if I had spelt the name of the car wrong, on the car.

[Aaarg]

Also she wouldn't have sex with him because she refers to minorities as being "ethnically challenged."

[Tadao]

That makes it even dirtier, that filthy whore.

[Aaarg]

gasp

[george]

because i think you are the kind of ass to purposely misspell it on your car and take a picture of it so you can post it on the intraweb.

otherwise, i would have only be left with the fact that you are the kind of retard that likes to pass other peoples mildly funny misspelling pictures along.

[Aaarg]

Or take pictures of things I find amusing?

[george]

quit fucking bragging OK!!! we all saw the picture of your GF.

[Aaarg]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha good 1

[george]

i hate you and your thread.

not really.

FOOLED YOU.

i really do hate you.

[Damn Dirty Hippopotamus]

To comment on the beer, needs more Paulener Hefeweizen.

[george]

youre pretty cool mr. hippo. :rock

[Aaarg]

i'm left with just my full moon.

[Damn Dirty Hippopotamus]

youre pretty cool mr. hippo. :rock
Hey thanks. :)

I've been finding myself to be a connoisseur of beer here as of late. I was happy to see someone else besides me drinking Blue Moon (I usually ask for it in the traditional frosted mug and orange slice), but I always find myself going to "good" German imported beer (not that piss that's labeled Heineken) such as Hefeweizen, Warsteiner, Dunkel (again, Paulener), and I'm constantly trying more.

[Misdemonar]

DEAR DDH,

WELCOME TO I-MOCKERY

SHUTUP.

[Damn Dirty Hippopotamus]

Jealous?

[Misdemonar]

NO I HATE YOU

[Damn Dirty Hippopotamus]

Oh that's cool I was gonna ask if you wanted to be bros but I guess not.

[george]

i fooled you too hippo.

i think you are a jerk.

cause everyone knows that the only cool hippos are hungry ones.

[Grislygus]

Man, I was wondering why people were pissin on Sam Adams

Thanks, Hippo!

[Aaarg]

I've been awake for over 22 hours now. In those 22+ hours, I have worked a full shift, driven 4.5 hours one way and then 4.5 hours back, done laundry, and been broken up with.

Fuck today in the ass.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Did you drive 4 1/2 hours to drop her off in wasteland and then dive 4 1/2 hours back to civilization?

[Dixie]

Damn dude.
That's pretty crappy.
Did you at least get your dog?

[Aaarg]

Actually she wasn't there. I drove 4.5 hours to get broken up with over the phone and then drive back.

I had a job interview today in Morgantown, so I was going to go up last night, sleep at the apartment, get the job, and come back to work tonight at 9:30 at my regular job.

But then out of nowhere it's over so I drove back last night.

[Aaarg]

Nope, it's her dog. He wasn't there either, so I left him a note about how he should never stop pissing on the floor. It's in his kennel.

[Dixie]

What's that mean to you?
Being stuck in Hoodbridge still?

[Aaarg]

Yeah. Stuck in Woodbridge, stuck at my shithole job, stuck in a filthy house that does awful things for my allergies as well as mood, and being completely alone.

I actually had a lot of stock in this relationship. We had a lot of plans and a lot of hopes and a lot of shit that is just suddenly gone.

I'm kind of still in shock.

[Dixie]

If she couldn't break up with you to your face she's a bitch anyways.

[Aaarg]

Well it's better this way.

Otherwise I would have accepted a job, quit mine, moved back in, just to have her do it then.

Really she was pulling that whole "I don't know what I want" bullshit. That's not going to fly the night before I find out if I'm living in Woodbridge or Morgantown.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

You should move in with me then. I need a 3rd roommate and we don't have any pets besides Dr. Fluff who lives outside most of the time.

Either way I'm sorry to hear about the trouble.

[Aaarg]

I'm thinking now is my chance to finally drop off the face of the earth.

The last time I lost all attachments, I was still in school so I couldn't just leave.

Now I'm out of school and have no anchors.

I'm just afraid I will end up hopelessly alone, somewhere far away from what I'm used to. On top of not getting a job or a place to live.

[Tadao]

I've wandered many time, do it while you can.

[Aaarg]

You've left and returned, or left and started over, so to speak?

Part of me doesn't want to risk giving up a job since apparently jobs are hard to come by these days. The way I see it, though--everybody needs a grocer!

[Tadao]

I left and never looked back, you can return if you want at anytime if you don't burn your bridges. Granted it is harder to do nowadays.

[Aaarg]

I have no bridges to burn.


Somehow a text message conversation she initiated regarding my printer turned into her telling me "this wasn't meant to happen" and even later . . .
direct quote. . .
"i mean you just make me feel like you dont think i care about you and im not dealing well with the fact that you never want to see me again"

FUCK OFF.

[Tadao]

Yeah um... Your better off with lotion and a sock. Good thing you are rid of her, you just don't know what to do because you just walked out into the sun after being in the dark all this time.

[Aaarg]

Maybe so but it was quite a sexy dark.

[Dixie]

A dime a dozen, my friend.

[Aaarg]

Yeah but I was into her hardcore. Haha.


I had an asshole truck driver come in tonight so I called his employer and bitched them out. When the receiver came in at 4am I told her about it and she called them and raised hell also.

I was not in the mood for some stupid motherfucker.

Especially after getting fucked by my employer.

I'm a bitter person.

[Dixie]

It's ok to be bitter.
Some of us here have made a lifestyle out of it.

[Aaarg]

Yes but I've always been bitter and then I was doing so well and now I'm just right back where I was and then some.

Usually I'm very quiet and reserved in person, but lately if you say the wrong thing to me you're not going to like my response.


And I'm pissed off that they only gave me 30 hours this week, and three days off. I'm bummed out about my plans being fucked and Ashley probably being fucked by somebody else. I'm bummed out because it's cold. I've been reflecting on my mother's death a lot in the past couple of days.

She always used to tell me I was bitter. I hated it. I don't want to be bitter.

[Uncle_Sham]

This thread sucks now that Aaarg is posting here. you wish

[pac-man]

OMG UNCLE SHAMS BACK I THOUGHT HE LEFT BUT HES BACK!

[Tadao]

I was fooled thrice!

[Uncle_Sham]

Im back and trolling harder than ever.

[pac-man]

OMFG U GUYZ!!! DONT FEED THE TROLL!!1! UR A JERK! STFU!!!!1!!1!!

[Aaarg]

Hey! Get out of here!

[executioneer]

uncle sham you're such an ineffective troll you arent even on my ignore list

[Uncle_Sham]

OMG TROLLING IS FUN LOLZ I WAS ALL LIKE AND THEN STUFF AND TROLLING AND YOU GUYS ARE STUPID AND THEN SHIT HAPPENED AND TROLLIED SUM MOAR AND LIKE TOTALLY FUCK.

[executioneer]

ok

[Uncle_Sham]

But i still love you willie

[Aaarg]

Why am I awake? I was asleep and now I am awake!

[Colonel Flagg]

:ask Willie

[Aaarg]

Yeah bitches.

[RaNkeri]

http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69701113

>:

[Aaarg]

Haha, awesome.

[Aaarg]

I've decided that instead of heading west for a while, soon, I'm going south. Not the right time of the year to visit the pacific northwest and sleep in the car just for the fuck of it. I'll go down to Florida and sleep outside or something. Less distance = less gas = less money, plus I know some people along the way so maybe I can crash on a floor somewhere in South Carolina and Georgia along the way.

[DevilWearsPrada]

Don't forget to pack a spare jawbone

[IIIUUU]

Now that is a lot of brass air fittings OUT OF CONTEXT SPAM WEBSITE GREAT THANKS there is just about every type
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[Esuohlim]

I used some of the parts to make my babington wvo bu

This part makes the spam post worth keeping

[Aaarg]

what in the hell

[Colonel Flagg]

I guess these could be used as small water pipe fitting also.

BONG HITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :hypno

[Aaarg]

merry christmas i-mackory , LoVE AAARG

[Aaarg]

I bought a machete yesterday.